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Fuck You, Kids

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A mother wonders aloud; "Why don't people pick up after their dogs?"

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by Dick_Richards

submitted June 9th 2015

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Fuck You, Kids
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looks like a shitty playground anyway
2 years ago
wtf is 2 planks with grab handles ??
2 years ago
Teeter-totter, i.e., the most unfulfilling and pointless fixture at the playground, that dumb fucking thing with 2 seats balanced over a pipe, etc..
2 years ago
...and its broken
2 years ago
Looks like Wisconsin to me. Fat fuckin' cheese headed kids.
2 years ago
The best thing about a teeter tooter is jumping off when the other person is at its highest point and watching them bust their tail bone.
2 years ago
What's the difference between a teeter-totter and a see-saw?
2 years ago
The part of the country you live in I guess. I've heard it called both.
2 years ago
teeter-totter has to be the dumbest gayest name ever
2 years ago
Still not quite as gay as the name "fries-please."
2 years ago
'Mako is eating tater-tots on the teeter-totter' how on earth do americans get anywhere with a language like that ?
2 years ago
Nearly ten minutes goes by, and that's the best you can come up with? Oh, the hangover must be bad this morning for you.
2 years ago
And tater-tots would be good right now.
2 years ago
I am feeling a bit delicate this morning but I don't claim to understand the American language . I just have a loose grasp of it
2 years ago
Yes, I noticed. And as far as teeter-totter, the term originates from the Nordic language word tittermatorter. We ripped off words and made them our own...just like the British. It's just that you faggots spell them all wrong.
2 years ago
Fries, I'm gonna slap yer mum in 'er gob because she's all sixes and sevens then imma nudge 'er down the old apples and pears all while filmin' it for me china.

2 years ago
do you think we all talk 'cockney' here in the UK ?
2 years ago
Loves the COCKney^
2 years ago
No fries, just most of you do, not all of you.
2 years ago
It's either cockney or nose in the air English
2 years ago
Me auntie was British and she spoke the nose in the air version... she was a miserable cunt she was.
2 years ago
I'm sure the dialects are different depending on where you are. I live twenty minutes from Canada, but sometimes I have no idea wtf they're saying. Even people in NYC say shit that I don't quite understand, either.
2 years ago
True enough. The east coast has slighly differing dialects for both french and english, and gets muddier the further south you are. I won't even bring up Newfie language....
2 years ago
it amazes me how jealous fries is of america..every 3rd comment from that pasty shit sniffer is about the US..and yet hardly anyone gives a fuck about the uk
2 years ago
Too true, Billy.
2 years ago
yeah right.... truth is im aware of a wider world than just whats within my own countries shoreline.
2 years ago
How far are you from that prison break?
2 years ago
About a six and a half hour drive, Dick.
2 years ago
I hope they never find those.
2 years ago
those guys. *
2 years ago
American version of fries^
2 years ago
It's intriguing.
2 years ago
Eh, they're in Vermont. They were already spotted once in Essex county last night. They've had six days to run and that's as far as they've gotten lol
2 years ago
You probably know, but they were speculating that a woman prison guard was supposed to pick them up.

If I broke outta prison, I'd go back to my hometown and prove my innocence by being clever, old, trustworthy friends, and dumb luck.

Just like Richard Kimble.
2 years ago
You have good timing...just got a breaking news report that state police blocked off a road in Dannemora involving a lead.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flBqojLpAnI
2 years ago
AHHHH interposter!!!!!
2 years ago
Hah!

2 years ago
They spent all that time going east when they could've gone north and entered Canada.
2 years ago
You gotta realize though, that's a supermax prison up there. Of course they're going to be watching the borders more closely during a prison break.
2 years ago
Yeh that's a good point. Plus, whatta ya gunna do in Canada?
2 years ago
Hockey hall of fame
2 years ago
id pay dik a surprise visit..he'd get a real kick out of that
2 years ago
action shot.
2 years ago
if you're quick enough you might be able to catch it
2 years ago
the Akameldon calling card....
2 years ago
his buttcheeks go half way up his back
2 years ago
he looks like an even more retarded version of toolman
2 years ago
AND THERE'S A LESS UGLY VERSION OF YOU FALLING FROM HIS BUTT.
2 years ago
and its 2x pretty as you
2 years ago
GR8 CUMBACK M8
2 years ago
fr135 pwn3d y0ur 455
2 years ago
by saying "NO U"? seems like i have a lot to unlearn about pwnage.
2 years ago
bitch.
2 years ago
8)
2 years ago
clear your mind.... stat from the beginning
2 years ago
...SHE SAID AS SHE HANDED YOU THE DIVORCE PAPERS.
2 years ago
AND THAT'S HOW A REAL MAN PWNS
2 years ago
bitch.











8)
2 years ago
Looks like toolman....are you the serial pooper terrorizing Akron?
2 years ago
You should read the retarded post above yours. And no.
2 years ago
so that shit is real.
2 years ago
Hey, this gives me an idea.
2 years ago
FUCKING DONT!
2 years ago
This doesn't feel as fulfilling without getting to see the splat at the end
2 years ago
twss
2 years ago
You don't have a glass coffee table by chance Toast, do you?
2 years ago
If he was really going to get back at those damn kids he would take shit and smear it all over the bars....
2 years ago
Or throw it at them while they play on it...
2 years ago
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