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Bird in the Bush Beats Two in the Hand

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I see what Bird has been up to

wtf

by DangerousDug

submitted May 18th 2015

73 comments
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comments (73)
Congratulations! It's a bird, Mazel t.....

er,um... I mean, wunderbar!
3 years ago
* iamgodandyoudie listens for the sound of goose-stepping Seals and Seagulls. *
3 years ago
You're dumb. And gay. Let's not forget gay. A dumb gay. Dugay. Dug.

You really think an oldie like this isn't here?

http://muchosucko.com/76960/PEEKABOO
3 years ago
Best part is, you have proof of both http://muchosucko.com/122981/Celebrate-Gay-Pride
3 years ago
Tagless. Peekaboo only searchable thing that would have showed up. Ugggh
3 years ago
a) how'd kijrk find it then

b) when in doubt, don't sub

c) when in doubt and content is obviously old, don't sub

d) if you're fries, squidley or puma, don't sub

e) if it's a weird 80's music video, don't sub

f) don't sub
3 years ago
g) kirk likes lists
3 years ago
h) Dugay is a fucking retard.
3 years ago
i) double up on the subs.
3 years ago
i take issue with e), asshole
3 years ago
J) don't fuck with possums music vids
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost starts 80's music video list to conspire subs with possum *
3 years ago
x) e and j can both fuck right off.
3 years ago
w)hoa.... easy cap'n
3 years ago
l)ol
3 years ago
y)ou guys doing good tonight?
3 years ago
dont mind jirk - he has issues i dont even wanna hint at
3 years ago
p)retty good, thanks.
3 years ago
we are no(w
3 years ago
m)ods R gay
3 years ago
n)o you are
3 years ago
g)ood to hear.
c)arry on.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNIYob8nC7o
3 years ago
t)hanks, Kirk
3 years ago
i) hate all of you
3 years ago
s)uge, don't you have people to rob?
f)uck off.
3 years ago
i) have to switch to my iPad now....
s)omething is wrong with the speakers on my laptop.
3 years ago
g)o paint your model spaceships
f)aggot
3 years ago
D)etroit got my money, Kirk...bought a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
3 years ago
n) ighty night faggots
3 years ago
I had two Grand Cherokee. Worst cars I ever owned. I swear it.
3 years ago
z)zzzzzzzzz
3 years ago
Those two pieces of shit gave me more problems than ten other cars combined.
3 years ago
f)lat tops are for fags
3 years ago
So you had problems with one and then bought another..... smart
3 years ago
M)ako, I just had one as a rental last week. It was pretty nice.
3 years ago
Worst car I ever had was a Pontiac G6. The V6 in that thing had a shitload of power, but it was falling apart after three years.
3 years ago
No, they replaced it.

You fucking genius.
3 years ago
i)mport cars are for homosexuals
3 years ago
J)eep Grand Cherokee's are assembled at the Jefferson assembly plant IN Detroit.
3 years ago
I) think they call it Jefferson North now....
3 years ago
Yeah, that's the place.
3 years ago
mako, was the g6 comparable to v8s?
3 years ago
like a trans am?
3 years ago
Probably not.
3 years ago
I think the G6 became the Buick Verano when GM stopped making Pontiacs.
3 years ago
I had a grand national that would keep up
3 years ago
I looked at pics, i thought it was a sportier car.
3 years ago
A Grand National? You never should've gotten rid of it.
3 years ago
Sportier as in faster, not as in that gay guy.
3 years ago
Yeah, no shit. Hindsight 20/20
3 years ago
Verano has the same underpinnings as the Chevy Cruze.
3 years ago
Buick hasn't made a classic in a long time.
3 years ago
That's not a Buick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSoafkSxorY
3 years ago
I am so fucking sick an tired of that commercial. They play it non-stop during every baseball game I watch.
3 years ago
Anything on Earth is better than the Progressive commercials with Flo.

/me dry heaves
3 years ago
I'd like to violate Jan from Toyota. She can get it all day.
3 years ago
I'd take a Flo + Jan from Toyota + Lily from AT&T in a hot and steamy overly insured vehicular telecom menage a quatra
3 years ago
Nothing for the Wendys girl? What, you don't like red?
3 years ago
I think the porn industry needs to get on that.
3 years ago
Wendy's girl...think her name is Morgan. Definitely.
3 years ago
You wouldn't take Flo. I refuse to believe it.
3 years ago
I would turn Morgan into a Jackson Pollock painting.
3 years ago
Lily from AT&T (Milana Vayntrub) is wife material.
3 years ago
I don't know about all that. She's aiiight
3 years ago
Shes from Uzbekistan
3 years ago
Yeah,we'll,seagull should like this.
3 years ago
you sound like fries
3 years ago
whunu speaks worst than i do's
3 years ago
maybe he just uses a kindle as well
3 years ago
Sometimes when you're drunk spell checks you best friend,sometimes.....not so much.
3 years ago
Sometimes god smites MuchoSucko with you
3 years ago
there is no god.

but somewhere in windsor yak cackles at our misery.
3 years ago
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