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The Dick Won This Battle

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Antidepressants make it hard to orgasm, as this man found out after nearly 72 hours of vigorous masturbation.

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by Dick_Richards

submitted May 10th 2015

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Rotting pustules aside, that's one nice looking dick
2 years ago
Faggot
2 years ago
maggot
2 years ago
Happy Mother's day fries
2 years ago
That was March you noob
2 years ago
What if sperm was in the same size as a maggot. It would change the way we think about sex and ejaculation dramatically. Pre-cumming in your pants would cause serious itches, sperm would fall on the ground from under your pants. Sheets would be easier to clean - just a hand vacuum would do. Contraceptives would have to change, instead of condoms a small cage could inserted into the vagina and then rinsed out.
We will never know
2 years ago
There goes my breakfast
2 years ago
Imagine the sensation of passing maggot sized sperm through your urethra tract.
2 years ago
hey hey , pleasent surprise
2 years ago
Let's follow through with that. A female ovocyte would be the size of a chicken egg then. You ladies would have soooo much fun once a month.
2 years ago
Yea, it's called free eggs-week. Homegrown mofos
2 years ago
There goes my lunch.
2 years ago
Puss
2 years ago
You'd drink my titty milk anytime
2 years ago
You'd eat my discharge like it was butter on toast
2 years ago
You'd dip your croissant in my poop like it was Nutella
2 years ago
Hmm, that didn't sound like I planned
2 years ago
The things I let you get away with...
2 years ago
So much for having spatzle for lunch, I guess.
2 years ago
Fascinating.
2 years ago
My sperm are bb's....
2 years ago
If it was like maggots... I assume it would take much longer and prolong the sensation... could take a while to pass millions of maggot size sperm out...
2 years ago
porn stars would have permanent black eyes from all the facials...
2 years ago
I always wondered what if instead of millions of sperm there was only one that came out....
2 years ago
The size of a snake
2 years ago
Chronic masturbation problem.... solved
2 years ago
teen pregnancy...... solved
2 years ago
rape..... solved
2 years ago
Productivity would increase instantly
2 years ago
jobs will be saved and created
2 years ago
Less whunus......
2 years ago
Sperm the size and shape of maggots, and the male, like the female (ovum), is born with all the sperm tucked inside the balls. There'd be a limitation on the size of the testicles, so you'd be taught in sex-ed to use your sperm as the fighter pilot uses his bullets.
2 years ago
And then once your reserve's used up, the balls fall to the ground and in a few weeks, 2 caterpillars emerge from the testiggles and the cycle of life starts anew.
2 years ago
^hentai thread
2 years ago
Look what you started LL
2 years ago
Nice
2 years ago
pootella?
they'd devour that shit in canada
2 years ago
FAP
2 years ago
lol @ dis thread
2 years ago
Looks to me like the dick lost the battle.
2 years ago
Lost the battle but is still winning the war
2 years ago
You should see the other guy. His palms.
2 years ago
That's the same look my hotdogs had after leaving them on the grill too long today.
2 years ago
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