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Poem about prolapse

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by DangerousDug

submitted May 6th 2015

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There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming, he went.
2 years ago
There was a young maiden named Heather
She claimed to be as hot as Sahara weather
But if you took her to bed
You would have to check if she was dead
Because her clit was tough as shoe leather
2 years ago
Hmm...I'd tweak the wording just a tad, but I like where you're going with that.
2 years ago
shoe leather clit.... just need to massage it ... start slow and build up to rough... with oil... lots and lots of oil...
2 years ago
It's a clit, not a catcher's mitt, dude.
2 years ago
Lol wtf
2 years ago
I don't know, it just reminded me of how you have to work a new baseball glove because the leather is stiff. Immediate picture in my head was like this http://i.imgur.com/BanMMp9.jpg
2 years ago
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PFvYm-i3vls
2 years ago
There once was a man from Nantucket,
who's dick was so long, he could suck it.
As he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it."
2 years ago
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Tried to shit but only farted.
Later on I took a chance,
I tried to fart but shit my pants.
2 years ago
iamgod - you seriously need a new username...i always think you're that derpdude until i double check
2 years ago
or maybe....
2 years ago
Don't even go there. Besides, why should I have to change, I was here before that faggot.
2 years ago
there was a young faggot called puma
his shit subs grew like a tumor
he loved to suck cock
he wanted to dock
but his cock was too small, is the rumour
2 years ago
There once was a man from Madrass
Who's balls were constructed of brass
When jangled together
They played stormy weather
And lightening shot out of his ass!
2 years ago
iamgod - i agree...that's what the "or maybe" comment was about
2 years ago
I already lashed out at iamgod masking him for the other idiot.
2 years ago
Not sure I appologized or not.
2 years ago
i remember that...

and nope
2 years ago
Im sure he got over it.
2 years ago
i'm glad Opossum died
2 years ago
Are you homeless yet?
2 years ago
nope - took the day off to go look for promising patios though....

:(

nobody want Fuzzy or felons so far
2 years ago
You'll find something...
2 years ago
Can't FDX help you out with a letter or something?
2 years ago
i wish sioux falls had a subway i could crouch in for a while
2 years ago
Move to MN?
2 years ago
^^not really
2 years ago
oops
2 years ago
Why not? Have your manager help you out.
2 years ago
MN would be nice, except, you know, whunu and stuff...
2 years ago
It's why I suggested that.
2 years ago
stfu
2 years ago
That's mean!
2 years ago
i pity Sinus
2 years ago
I don't.
2 years ago
There once was a man from Pompey...who once fashioned a cunt out of clay...the heat from his prick, turned it into a brick...and scraped all his foreskin away.
2 years ago
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