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Micropenis/truck

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by Wells212

submitted May 1st 2015

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Micropenis/truck
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2 years ago
fynw
2 years ago
fuck you mako , dont be talking to my bitch like that
2 years ago
you still dont know how to use pronouns
2 years ago
Prepositions is what i have the most trouble with
2 years ago
I prepositioned your mom last night. For sex
2 years ago
Did you have any trouble with it?
2 years ago
Not at all. We stayed up until 8:30 playing bingo and reminiscing about Taft. What a wonderful evening.
2 years ago
chips' mom is the best. she always has werther's.
2 years ago
My mother is a saint
2 years ago
Hi mom!
2 years ago
She likes seafood dinners.
2 years ago
WTF
2 years ago
What's the matter, you never seen a monster truck before?
2 years ago
hahaha I was confused by the multipost...
2 years ago
I don't own that truck.
2 years ago
i drive a Sante Fe, so by this logic i should be hung like a farm animal
2 years ago
^ hung like a mouse
2 years ago
like a rooster maybe
2 years ago
I have a pickup, an suv, and a car. Guess mine gets caught in the ceiling fan again.
2 years ago
I drive a volkswagen thing.
2 years ago
I pay my limo driver to take me places.... what ever that means.....
2 years ago
You got a lazy dick
2 years ago
I said SHOULD be...
2 years ago
Touche
2 years ago
I've got a curved warted dick and mako has no dick at all! he's rockin a ken doll skin patch
2 years ago
You wish you drove a vw thing
2 years ago
i only use public transports.

i have to pay extra for my dick.
2 years ago
I ride one of those mini clown bikes. So...
2 years ago
...you have a mini clown penis?
2 years ago
Bingo
2 years ago
I wear extra large condoms for comedic effect
2 years ago
someday i wanna go to one of those clubs i usually hate, you know, filled with fratty idiots and sluts in miniskirts dancing to r n' b and hip hop crap. and when the dj puts on that horrible "like a G6" track i will take my card out of my pocket, storm the dance floor, jump up and down and keep shouting "BINGO" at the top of my lungs til i get escorted of the premises.
2 years ago
G6 isn't a possible bingo square...
2 years ago
that just makes it funnier
2 years ago
I guarantee nobody at a dance club will be aware of the G6 bingo square validity...
2 years ago
The ones who take care of their nana will
2 years ago
i guess going to the dj after he put the song on and angrily declaring "you sunk my battleship" would work just as well.
2 years ago
Only if you throw the little ships at him...
2 years ago
little ships?

LITTLE SHIPS????

nigger, i grew up so poor i got a sheet of graph paper and an eraser for xmas so could play battleship with my friends.
2 years ago
Did you cheat and hide your battleships in the fjords?
2 years ago
are you coming onto me?
2 years ago
No. I only have enough beer for me.
2 years ago
graph paper?

GRAPH PAPER????

nigger, if you grew up so poor it would have been regular paper and you would have drawn your own graph to play battleship with your friends.
2 years ago
i still remember xmas '87.

i got a single lego brick. 4x2, blue, i called him "Brock".

he was my best friend.
2 years ago
And it was still a better childhood than a jews when hitler was in power.
2 years ago
fuck you! they had train rides and went to camp and shit...
2 years ago
haha
2 years ago
Those poor things
2 years ago
I just envisioned seagull screaming at is one blue lego circa Tom Hanks......

WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO_MYX_Oto0
2 years ago
Or this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sscC0UbYipE
2 years ago
Upvote, bc if you look at it more closely it looks like a face.
2 years ago
no shit sherringford
2 years ago
nut ass
2 years ago
it's what's for dinner!!!
2 years ago
What if his penis is enormous? What if your penis is tiny? At least he has a truck, but what do YOU have?
2 years ago
two seperate eyebrows
2 years ago
A truck.
2 years ago
they call him benjamin button
2 years ago
Looked like Wall-e in the thumbnail
2 years ago
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