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Woman Dies of Smoke Inhalation In Own Home

Family pets, credit cards missing

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted April 24th 2015

126 comments
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lol
3 years ago
Ju catch any puck tonight?
3 years ago
only the little bit I saw at work as I was there from 9:30 AM until 30 minutes ago :(
3 years ago
long day...
3 years ago
my legs are on fire, from 11:30 on, I sat down once
3 years ago
I did it to myself though, I'll live
3 years ago
I changed my mind I think I will not live.
3 years ago
Can I have your vape pen?
3 years ago
lmao
3 years ago
what the fuck are you doing to be on your feet fro that long?
3 years ago
if I had a vape pen, I would most CERTAINLY be buried with it.
3 years ago
workinggggg
3 years ago
Touche you crafty Canadian...
3 years ago
I was up at 5, worked 10 hour day, then had to travel 4 hours by plane, speed downtown in time to see the Caps destroy the Isles
3 years ago
I am not hoarse, deaf, and need a young asian girl to walk on my back
3 years ago
*now
3 years ago
When you're done with the young Asian, you can move on to my back
3 years ago
young female asian feet are miracle workers
3 years ago
Let me check; she might have a twin.
3 years ago
everything hurts
3 years ago
even your mon pubis?
3 years ago
almost everything
3 years ago
does your bf not give good backrubs?
3 years ago
no. Also, I live alone
3 years ago
so I am SOL
3 years ago
gitcher rabbit out
3 years ago
if your boyfriend gives shitty backrubs the least he can do is drive his ass over to your place and take you to a spa or something.... and pay for it....
3 years ago
armature...
3 years ago
I expect the spa is closed at 1 am :(
3 years ago
BULLSHIT, I know.
3 years ago
I bought a hot tub last year. It's great in cold weather
3 years ago
bought? you fool.... people give those away for free on craigslist every day... could have saved some cash
3 years ago
I was sick of having to go use a community bacteria-frappe (eee)
3 years ago
* Heather gags *
3 years ago
I was tempted; the biggest thing is delivery.
3 years ago
Well, that's basically what you get a gym
3 years ago
I'm sure free hot tubs are clean
3 years ago
ew
3 years ago
like the Jacuzzi tubs in the middle of hotel rooms.... those are cool, right?
3 years ago
You should stay at the Luxor in Vegas... stay in the pyramid and get a corner room.... they have a hot tub/jacuzzi in the corner windows.... its way awesome....
3 years ago
might have been a jetted tub.... i forget exactly
3 years ago
I might just roll around in my too small bathtub for a few hours
3 years ago
It's called a Bide asshole, and you were in a handicapped stall.
3 years ago
make is supper hot and toss in a bunch of epsom salt
3 years ago
and take a bunch of aleeve.... it will help the muscles
3 years ago
sigh

claude needs to hurt with my Asian girl
3 years ago
uh... hurt = hurry
3 years ago
lol don't hurt her!
3 years ago
Maybe she deserves a little hurting
3 years ago
maybe she wants it.
3 years ago
we can only hope
3 years ago
It's funner when they want it
3 years ago
they all sound like they're dying a horrible death regardless
3 years ago
Not to interpost Heather but, You might consider buying a foot bath/ massager, mix some Epsom salts with some white vinegar in the water and your feet will be forever greatfull to you.
3 years ago
Pain loving Asian girls >>> foot massagers
3 years ago
wow.

two creepy geezers and a pedo. nice company you're keeping, missy.
3 years ago
Which one am I again?
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
if you turn into a geezer at 38 we are all fking doomed!
3 years ago
dont forget to throw in 23 gb's of CP..that always soothes fartie's corns
3 years ago
I better go get my cane
3 years ago
For my first trick... I will use my cane to beat that pain loving Asian girl...
3 years ago
sorry I can not participate, I am having a serious existential crisis about being old at 38
3 years ago
I missed that last part. I fell asleep using too much heroin.
3 years ago
Relax... you're not old at 38..... you're old at 30
3 years ago
You're only half dead Heather, life begins at 40.
3 years ago
FFFUUUUUUUUUUU....
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOJY3fjvcsQ
3 years ago
Atta Girl,. Take no shit and be well.
3 years ago
And be good to your feet.
3 years ago
that ship hath sailed
3 years ago
Let me rephrase what I said to you earlier Heather, I should have said, by the time you hit 40 you have amassed a bit of knowledge in your life and then is the time that you can start using to your advantage what you have learned to your advantage, and by doing this you can make the rest of your life work to your advantage. We are not dead at 40, We only begin to wake up to produce the dreams that we have always wanted. That's pretty much much what I meant to say.
3 years ago
You can do that at any age. It's called growing up.
3 years ago
Don't use heroin. I learned that at 12
3 years ago
advantage.
3 years ago
I don't want to grow up..... I'm a toys r us kid.....
3 years ago
" I don't want to grow up I'm a coathanger kid my Mama didn't love me so look what she did"..
3 years ago
this is what "working life to your advantage" looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVL3jZjcrZ4
3 years ago
So, Who the fuck is this?.
3 years ago
Not to give shit but I have noticed that calling out people by name has been a bannable offence on this site so why is the retarded seagul given carte' Blanche to say and do what he wants? let me guess, just another reason to let the third world europeans to say what they want so we don't have to listen to them screaming racist bullshit and all the the other shit they like to hide behind. fucking cowards. Btw, Who the fuck is this guy anyways?.
3 years ago
shut up nigger
3 years ago
nope, aka - nope...

maybe straycrayons might take you though
3 years ago
but it isn't even him!!
3 years ago
just like i'm not seagull...
3 years ago
who would ever make a secondary account and then lie about their identity. that idea is just preposterous.
3 years ago
sorry, i was really only consolidating avatars, i will fuck off now.

someone say hi to seags for me, cuz i'm definitely not him!
3 years ago
/sloobydooby and jodibabe wave at whoever that was
3 years ago
I never said it wasn't him. I still don't
3 years ago
From what I just saw, it definitely opens up the possibility
3 years ago
whoever whatever...i dont care if He/They/It are here, i'm just saying that there are enough MSers that will never let it go that Resistance Is Useless
3 years ago
Its ironic once you think about how many times he likely said that to the kids in his basement.
3 years ago
What a chatfag fest this was
3 years ago
usually, when i drop into chat, the lasz comment is fourteen hours old and no one is talking.

it is way less boring than this thread.
3 years ago
I might as well spend more time in chat, when all the simpletons use threads for their mundane bullshit
3 years ago
it's very quiet and serene.
3 years ago
And broken. Chat won't open
3 years ago
that's when i like it the most.

just like mucho needs way more 404's.
3 years ago
This isn't Myspace!
3 years ago
our space?
3 years ago
Your space
3 years ago
So it is MYspace?
3 years ago
I died once, then they gave me a cool robe and a Scythe, didn't tell me about the weight loss though.
3 years ago
should've stayed dead
3 years ago
another month, another try, huh?
3 years ago
Still barking up the wrong corpen I see.
3 years ago
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, AND I BRING YOU...
3 years ago
...Fire?,.
3 years ago
Yeah, I'll dig you to burn.
3 years ago
I allready have, hence my cool attire.
3 years ago
Dig you to burn? You sure about that line?
3 years ago
Ehh, give him credit for trying, after all we are supposed to call them "handicapable" instead of "Handicapped".
3 years ago
I usually go with "differently-abled."
3 years ago
In my world, my pockets are full of their frontal lobes and they all wear jesters outfits.
3 years ago
Breathe my world and die.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GCSWEgZT94
3 years ago
What
3 years ago
You're on my list fatboy.
3 years ago
cheap chink cabinets
3 years ago
Was that home made?
3 years ago
Budget cuts
2 years ago
Totes had a better version of this posted on my facebook wall
2 years ago
link pls
2 years ago
okay that was funny
2 years ago
* possum out *
2 years ago
You're welcome to friend me and search it out your own damn self
2 years ago
not worth it....
2 years ago
re-lol
2 years ago
recover password