points: 27

fucking ants

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by chockolatesaltyballz

submitted April 22nd 2015

82 comments
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Wilfred wrongly interpreted his dates question: "what is this, a penis for ants?"
3 years ago
Insex.
3 years ago
formication
3 years ago
He sure isn't getting antsy, seems his date doesn't bite.
3 years ago
Audio would have been nice.
3 years ago
no audio :/
3 years ago
You're getting swarmer....
3 years ago
You should be fired for that one, Vom....
3 years ago
Don't like my antics?
3 years ago
They're antastic!!!
3 years ago
Just keep THEM to yourself
3 years ago
Claude is ANTi-puns tonight...
3 years ago
I just ain't enna the puns tonight..
3 years ago
you queen
3 years ago
quit your droning
3 years ago
* Vomitcircus puts out his feelers *
3 years ago
you're just compounding the problem, Vom
3 years ago
You're making a mountain out of an anthill on this...
3 years ago
Can we break this down into segments?
3 years ago
**smegments
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz exos stage left *
3 years ago
ant you feeling ok?
3 years ago
ahh...this just bugs me.
3 years ago
It is getting redundant.
3 years ago
You just cant keep up
3 years ago
Hey. I resant that.
3 years ago
FUCK THE STACK!
3 years ago
wtf does that even mean ?
3 years ago
Why stfu me? I might have answer you'll find to be quite pleasant.
3 years ago
I was just doing some research on that man, i remember he was the man back in the day
3 years ago
He was the site's first psychopath.
3 years ago
....after yak.
3 years ago
Never changed his avatar i dont think
3 years ago
Well, he lorded over the lunacy mostly in the days when you couldn't
3 years ago
Yeah, and everything was blue and they didnt have a mobile version
3 years ago
Steve Irwin
3 years ago
Too Soon
3 years ago
?
3 years ago
Bindi is gonna cut your ass
3 years ago
Pedo
3 years ago
Lol at the cock flopping at the start of the vid.
3 years ago
repost
3 years ago
Repost that dildo up your cavity hole.
3 years ago
fuck off you stupid bowl cut wearing dirty mexican lowlife fuck
3 years ago
The butthurt is strong on this one.
3 years ago
i wish we could say that about your brain
3 years ago
I dont think those are fire ants
3 years ago
* Jenbirdy pushes up librarian glasses and sashays to next post *
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz looks up "sashay" *
3 years ago
Thanks captain obvious.
3 years ago
HEY ITS BITCH JENBIRDY ! WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN ?
3 years ago
YOU RUN HER OFF YOU DIRTY SPIC AND ILL BE SEEING YOU AT THE MALL,BIITCH
3 years ago
To buy him lunch?
3 years ago
Im still here lurkin
3 years ago
fucking toaster always has food in the brain...
3 years ago
*on
3 years ago
You cant give cryax attention, he's like a stray dog.
3 years ago
i dont blame you,its been pretty lame for a while....seems to be getting a little better recently though
3 years ago
or the kids trying to sell you shitty homemade bracelets on the beach in Jamaica :( Don't make eye contact :(
3 years ago
Ive just been busy, its softball season & Im a team mom :/
3 years ago
Just buy their damn bracelets so their pimp doen't beat them. Sheesh
3 years ago
evry budy lurkin
3 years ago
theres a jamaican kid who is starving to death right now because you wouldnt buy his bracelet :(
3 years ago
no because if you buy one then you have to buy 50, and that's not how pimps work :(
3 years ago
I wouldn't just be buying a bracelet if pimps were involved
3 years ago
haha
3 years ago
Nothing like an underage prossy aye heather

aye aye
* TheAllMightyToaster pokes heather with elbow *
3 years ago
i wish I'd been lurking, I've been busy with piece of shit white trash drug addict step siblings for two weeks. Perk? The doctor gave me more drugs
3 years ago
-ocet?
3 years ago
It was something for anxiety, in combination with my other drugs my brain was numb. It was pretty great
3 years ago
best anti anxiety drug is:

anal sex
3 years ago
:[
3 years ago
=O
3 years ago
I'll keep that in mind poss, wouldn't have been an option though since I wasn't home
3 years ago
either anal sex or a crawfish boil or petting a cat or slapping noobs right in the penis
3 years ago
I had absolutely none of that available.Petted the cat when I got home though
3 years ago
boring


* possum subs dumb stuff now *
3 years ago
sorry - got sidetracked by an email from zeke...

i got nothin now :(
3 years ago
that guy is...

i got nothin
3 years ago
BPFF
3 years ago
Looks like this guy was a little too antsy to find a hole.
3 years ago
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