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Diabolik

Fake with sign..and no teeth.

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by Diabolik

submitted April 22nd 2015

241 comments
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Diabolik
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comments (241)
who asked for this shit ?
2 years ago
You did.
2 years ago
i asked for you to stfu
2 years ago
no, you didn't
2 years ago
sorry... 'asking'
2 years ago
do you want me to bitchslap you like i do to your mother
2 years ago
its zz top
2 years ago
C-mon..Amish ZZ-Top!
2 years ago
dont you have a barn to erect
2 years ago
At least I have something to erect..
2 years ago
(Fries goes back and watches my scat subs)..
2 years ago
so, at least you have a barn to erect, but you would prefer a penis?

Sub more porn, fuck all the faggots downvoting, they are just closet faggots
2 years ago
he's erecting his fathers penis
2 years ago
I've got to dig him up first...
2 years ago
i like where this is going
2 years ago
Do we really need another picture of you behind some massive sunglasses in a hat, like you're hoping someone will mistake you for someone trying to disguise themselves?
2 years ago
And always a guitar in the background. Like he knows how to play or something
2 years ago
Wanna see my cat?
2 years ago
ooooh did you hear that diabolik? I think you're being challenged to a guitar off
2 years ago
tinski only knows how to play the human horn
2 years ago
Yes...you can find my works on reverb nation and others
2 years ago
under what name?
2 years ago
BRING FORTH THE CAT!
2 years ago
His name is Satan..
2 years ago
I believe some of them contain personal information I choose not to distribute among some of you.
2 years ago
a guitar off it is then
2 years ago
He's a wimp, he won't do it
2 years ago
Yeah, only cool people do guitar offs
2 years ago
and the challenge is you either have to write a song about how punky is annoying, or how much cock loslobos took before her vagina fell out
2 years ago
How much cum is stored in fries mums shit hole
2 years ago
Already written by a slop house bum who sings it in his alley way while drunk
2 years ago
Our mums had a competition to see who could store the most cum up thier arseholes and yours won by a long way
2 years ago
Yours won the mouth full of cum contest. She gargled 58 bum loads and her eyes didn't even water. She's a champ, the whore kind
2 years ago
its like Barrets elder creepier brother
2 years ago
I liked you better in Jail.
2 years ago
Diabolik. Was in jail?
2 years ago
Nice hat, what are you, fucking Amish?
2 years ago
Fuckin Amish to you.
2 years ago
try and keep up LL
2 years ago
fucking retard
2 years ago
Nice having a pleasant conversation.
2 years ago
*anyone at all to talk to
2 years ago
On second thought, a Amish dude wouldn't get his finger rings from a 50 cent bubble machine
2 years ago
Do they have amish people in europe
2 years ago
Bummer is..there was no bubble gum in it.. just rings
2 years ago
we have Plymouth Brethren here in the UK
2 years ago
She didnt say anything about gum, you just pay 50 cents and it shoots out some bubbles
2 years ago
that's explains the lack of gum then
2 years ago
if you deposit cum in tinskis mum she blows out bubbles
2 years ago
Gross
2 years ago
I like the brethrens views on women
2 years ago
what , that they all look the same ?
2 years ago
We aren't all Asians, dumbfuck
2 years ago
Fries mom is the town whore. That's why he has those views. =( All the drunks and homeless fuck her and cum on him.
2 years ago
That they should be seen and not heard
2 years ago
He's a sticky little bastard
2 years ago
that should be a universal way to treat women
2 years ago
Geezus I walk away for 1 second and look..
2 years ago
thats also the complete opposite of Muslim women
2 years ago
Funny you should mention that I was watching Burka porn.
2 years ago
theres nothing funny about that
2 years ago
Fries is a Muslim...
2 years ago
So, have you met Punky irl yet?
2 years ago
irl? educate me.
2 years ago
A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."
2 years ago
Ahh the Japanese influence. Like that...although the Geisha mamasan did teach.
2 years ago
This is in accordance with the Brethren
2 years ago
jameshetfieldlookinassnigga
2 years ago
Now that's an insult!!
2 years ago
Faggy ass jrob sandals? really
2 years ago
Severum about to beat up a chick
2 years ago
Never trust a man who wears thong sandals
2 years ago
Pretty cool that James is on mucho though
2 years ago
Only with socks.
2 years ago
Never trust a man who wears Thong underwear
2 years ago
What do you think he is looking at? I bet its some place that sells food
2 years ago
A billboard with Megadeth's new album.
2 years ago
I like Megadeth way better, is that taboo?
2 years ago
You have to sacrafice drums for guitars
2 years ago
to listen to megadeth? Not hetfield's voice then?
2 years ago
Megadeath and Metallica suck
2 years ago
that's is an objectively moronic statement
2 years ago
Conglomeration..sell outs.
2 years ago
that, I can agree with
2 years ago
It all started going downhill for both bands when they stopped drinking.
2 years ago
Every band is
2 years ago
But so what
2 years ago
because they make shit music for more money? That's what.
2 years ago
I don't even have a problem with the napster thing, it's just how they have become shitty hypocrites since then
2 years ago
i disagree
2 years ago
Have you heard the diarrhea that's called Van Halen?
2 years ago
you disagree that they make shit music for more money? Well that might not be the case for megadeth, but I think it is for metallica.
2 years ago
And I prefer metallica
2 years ago
Bad Brains Older Slayer and Misfits and early Rage against the machine when they all said FUCK YOU to the record companies.. they put out raw music.
2 years ago
I've heard of the beatles, zepplin, tool, the dead, all sellouts, but good music
2 years ago
then that's not necessarily selling out is it?
2 years ago
Money is the root of all fucked up music...period.
2 years ago
I'm not against a bad earning money and status. Just getting cash thrown at them for utter shit is different.
2 years ago
*band
2 years ago
im just sayin, just beacuse somebody pays you for what you do doesnt mean you have to start sucking at it
2 years ago
I agree with both of you. Money does tend to have a shit influence on music, but it doesn't instantly make you a sell out
2 years ago
like if the beatles (hypothetically) reformed and then made a new shitty album about being old and famous to make a ton of money, then that is selling out. That's not the same as being paid lot's of money for quality.
2 years ago
I guess when you puss out and do what the average dickhead wants and contract with the industry in promises of big money..and you put out shit...and they eat it up. you have lost your passion for what you started with in the first place.
2 years ago
Its not the bands fault that people love shitty music
2 years ago
Yep..it's yours for buying it.
2 years ago
it's the band fault if they produce it!
2 years ago
It's the record company for making them fit in their little box.
2 years ago
At some point the money becomes more of a passion than the music and everything goes to shit.
2 years ago
It happens with every band
2 years ago
Suck it up you pussies
2 years ago
it's still the band's fault. Nobody forces them to make shit music
2 years ago
almost every band
2 years ago
under contract a band cannot label an album "Fuck my fans" there is a lot of contractual do's and don'ts. your under the thumb.. Also a producer can wash out great mastering and water it down. I agree if your style of playing is garbage thats what you will get in the end.
2 years ago
"There's non blacker"
2 years ago
I invite anyone of you to go see some underground bands who are putting out great raw talent..My last visit to Memphis was better then expected...
2 years ago
How the hell can a producer water anything DOWN with GOOD mastering?
2 years ago
One thing..this place stinks of talent...or the talent stinks, one of the two.
2 years ago
Not Drums level douche but damn close.

You can diabo-lik my taint
2 years ago
Couldn't have been said better then a someone with shitty tasting Mexican drink name.
2 years ago
That's an Alt
2 years ago
YOU DONT SAY
2 years ago
Ohw, you saucy minx
2 years ago
You know me so well
2 years ago
You look like the singer for Hatebreed
2 years ago
now do one with that Ovation guitar up your ass
2 years ago
and a sign
2 years ago
video of you doing that while playing the guitar for extra points
2 years ago
Make sure it's a Bob Dylan cover.
2 years ago
Tangled up in noobs.....
2 years ago
who's gonna translate the bob dylan
2 years ago
Early one morning the subs were shining
I was drunk in my bed
Wondering if loslobos changed her tampon....
If it was still all bloody red
The comments were coming together
and some responses sure where rough
we didn't like Heather's homemade whiskey
Whunoob's crouch wasn't big enough
And I was standing on the side of the road
pissing on my shoes
heading up to Toronto
lord knows I've paid my PRO dues.... subbing through.....

TANGLED UP IN NOOBS.......
2 years ago
Fucking noobs
2 years ago
i just sang this in my bob dylan voice. 👍
2 years ago
Meh heh meh-meh heh meh heeeeehhhhhhh.
2 years ago
God Damn Nixon you must be aged.
2 years ago
Probably
2 years ago
Not as old as possum though....
2 years ago
Aged like a fine wine
2 years ago
Heather, word on the street is that u canadian girl, dat true?
2 years ago
Um yes that is true
2 years ago
is it also true, that gas stations post where the tax money goes from gasoline?
2 years ago
Uhhh pardon me?
2 years ago
He's probably nervous.
2 years ago
lmao
2 years ago
I heard, back in the day, in canada, at gas stations, they would have a sign explaining the taxes in a gallon or liter what ev of gas
state gets x amount
feds get x amount
so on
2 years ago
hello real live female.... ummmm ummmmm are you Canadain? ummmmm *sweating badly* ummmmm so how do the... um gas taxes work in ummmmm canada????
2 years ago
all those 'a's are high pitched....
2 years ago
i imagined his voice like the squeeky voiced teen from the simpsons
2 years ago
Mistake #1: Thinking Heather has ever been to a gas station
2 years ago
Petro station....
2 years ago
Don't they all ride moose in Canada?
2 years ago
cmon fuckers
2 years ago
You're right, paint. Let's all return to the Canadian Fuel Tax conversaion.
2 years ago
I WANNA KNOW
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost google maps a Petro Canada to look at the street view for research *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost is confused by Canadian Tire in the background *
2 years ago
not on their price signs paint chips....
2 years ago
at least not since I was there last
2 years ago
Well 'state' doesn't get anything, also that might be the most boring/specific Canadian stereotype I've ever heard
2 years ago
Whew.. Next on Meet the Press...
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost takes deep breaths in preparation for continued interview *
2 years ago
* ClaudeBallz watches Frost Nixon *
2 years ago
Id rather ask a person than consult a robot for everything like you kids do. Your impressions of me around girls is highly accurate, and some joke about heather drinking to much wine
2 years ago
'the Hell you got against robots??
2 years ago
Yeah! You damn kids!
2 years ago
....anti-robotite
2 years ago
Another girl! Play it cool chips
2 years ago
there might be some literature.. somewhere...that states where the taxes go... there might even be a law saying it needs to be there. I have no idea and my gas station knowledge is limited to cigarettes and slim jims.
2 years ago
*holding up
2 years ago
Yes the law! Hmmmm
2 years ago
I will buy you the finest box of wine money can buy
2 years ago
google doesn't seem to even know what you're talking about. Stick to learning about provinces first, is my suggestion. Then you can learn all about tax dollars!
2 years ago
anyway...
2 years ago
"A portion of the final price you pay at the pump for gasoline and other fuels goes to various levels of government in the form of taxes. Depending on where you live, you pay a federal, provincial and, in some cases, a municipal tax on these products."
2 years ago
I want to know what other wacky things you've heard about Canada.
2 years ago
duh but does it post it
2 years ago
Red green show is cool
2 years ago
Thats all i know and im leaving
2 years ago
take off, eh
2 years ago
lmao
2 years ago
I wanna know what kind of person goes to Canada and notices something such as a sign stating where out tax dollars are going.
2 years ago
ignoring all the igloos and moose, but notices a gas station sign..
2 years ago
Gas station signs are more interesting, duh
2 years ago
T minus 14:30
2 years ago
until?
2 years ago
Diabolik plays that sweet Bob Dylan parody I wrote with his guitar up his ass and a better mucho sign
2 years ago
And who let Jenbirdy out of her cage?
2 years ago
I'm gone for 15 minutes and all kinds a crazies show up...
2 years ago
I don't know, but I now see her as a female Walter Matthau
2 years ago
Haha
2 years ago
Let the neighborly games.... BEGIN!!!
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWN1xWdKbHY
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BudW2RBD2Gs
2 years ago
fucking wiggers
2 years ago
this place is slowly turning into a gay dating site
2 years ago
why is this not -35?
2 years ago
"a wiggery fred durst wannabe with a sign,YAY UPVOTE!"
2 years ago
faggots
2 years ago
You love it
2 years ago
shut up pinhead
2 years ago
HA HA who the fuck wants to be Fred Durst? maybe Evan Seinfeld hes Banging Tera Patrick
2 years ago
Jrob is afraid that you might be taking his thunder, he was voted as most likely to become Fred Durst's double.
2 years ago
Maybe his flabby nutsack.
2 years ago
nice burn ogami,way to take someone elses material and not anything of value to it!
keep it up champ!
2 years ago
JROB = button up shirts, loafers, cheesy mustache and expensive sunglasses.
2 years ago
Jrob just keep at the stfu, its what you are only good for.
2 years ago
why arent you on your original account?
is it because you were owned so fucking hard that you tried to sneak back under an alias to avoid the ridicule but are too dumb to pull off an alt succesfully?
2 years ago
because this was my first account?
2 years ago
so you were owned hard before i joined...were to ashamed to use your account anymore so you made up ogami and thought "this time everyone will think im the coolest" and got reowned?
2 years ago
I am not even reading your rambling.

TL;DR LOL
2 years ago
god you're an idiot
2 years ago
You want to stop now?
what's with you trying to bag me bro, its because you miss punky?

just kiss and make up bro, rent a hotel six.
2 years ago
im not laying off your stupid ass untill you have to make another account...and im not your bro guy
2 years ago
Thanks but i'll pass
I don't listen to paper folding faggots.
2 years ago
i have no idea what you're trying to say right now.....is folding paper bad or something now?
2 years ago
*chocko wew lad's*
2 years ago
* jrob2020 scratches head *
2 years ago
* jrob2020 waves at everyone in the thread up there^ *
2 years ago
fgt
2 years ago
wtf
2 years ago
poss we didn't want you to see this
2 years ago
i didnt want me to see this either
2 years ago
Well, now I'm confused. Just who is the real Diabolik?
2 years ago
Hes an enigma wrapped in a mystery
2 years ago
^^this guy
2 years ago
foff throb
2 years ago
i gotta learn more about that pie!
2 years ago
HAA HAA I laugh every time I see this...
2 years ago
I believe Jones did the voice over.. He sounds pretty faggy.
2 years ago
I believe we are still waiting for your Bob Dylan video
2 years ago
Try hard poser
2 years ago
I bet you're hard right now
2 years ago
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play.
2 years ago
hahaha
2 years ago
Balf fuckin' ant!
2 years ago
bald*
2 years ago
You nut
2 years ago
RIP diabolik
2 years ago
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