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The Force Awakens 2

It might just work...

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted April 16th 2015

274 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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we shall see...
2 years ago
So

Not

Gonna

Watch

This

Spoiler.
2 years ago
Can't believe it. In this new Star Wars trailer, Han Solo says "Chewie this is worse than the time Greedo definitely shot at me before I shot at him".
2 years ago
it wont.

and also this doesn't belong here.
2 years ago
Neither do you.
2 years ago
just point me to the 'lame movie trailer section' of mucho please.


oh. right.
2 years ago
It's right over there bird...
2 years ago
go 'shop something.
2 years ago
Right next to the Hipster Hun section.
2 years ago
both of you.
2 years ago
Phone scrolly stfu :(
2 years ago
nono, that was perfectly justified
2 years ago
If I don't see Leia's tits in this one I'm going to shoot yak.
2 years ago
carrie's not too photogenic these days
2 years ago
Have you seen her recently?
2 years ago
eeeew. ew. ewewewewew.

carrie is like a hundred.

years and kilos.
2 years ago
It doesn't matter at this point.
2 years ago
Tits or death.
2 years ago
really
2 years ago
She will always be slave Leia to me
2 years ago
didn't Patrick Henry say give me tits or give me death??
2 years ago
fastforward 30 years...
Heather: "well, i retire to Florida next week with my grandkids"
Possum: "Tits?"
2 years ago
i plan to be the most disgusting 80-something ever
2 years ago
Wait, so does this mean Leia has force powers too now?
2 years ago
She's always had them
2 years ago
she just thought they were PMS
2 years ago
Midol Force Be With You
2 years ago
I just came
2 years ago
twice
2 years ago
Oops... make that three times...
2 years ago
all i want is a new star wars flick and/or a new alien flick that doesnt make me cringe

zat too much to ask for?
2 years ago
A new Alien flick that's not Prometheus would be good and let it not be a remake either.
2 years ago
supposedly there's one in the works
2 years ago
It's in pre- production, rumored to ignore 3 and 4 ,starring biehn and weaver, directed by Neill blomkamp.

And it will suck.
2 years ago
dare to dream, steve
2 years ago
somewhere between new star wars, indy 4, new trek, the shit-ton of remakes and prequels and sequels and "reimaginations" my dreams got crushed
2 years ago
I liked Alien 3. :(
2 years ago
i did too, but have you seen it recently? it really didn't age well, especially compared to other SFX movies of that time like T2 or jurassic park
2 years ago
I have not. I'm afraid to go back and watch certain movies. Sad to say when I'm only in my twenties.
2 years ago
don't do it then. i saw it again a couple weeks ago and it was awful.
literally the only good moment was me doing a double-take and going "holy shit, that is tywin lannister" !
2 years ago
don't forget robocop.

Not a revival, not a prequel, a full-blown remake. I refuse to watch it.
2 years ago
yeah, same here, just like with that colin irishface remake of total recall.
2 years ago
I bet there isn't a drop of blood in the whole fucking thing. Let alone a melting face, exploding upon impact, run over man.

Not that that's even the best thing about it
2 years ago
it's pg-13.

nuff said.
2 years ago
the only good thing is that Michael 'Bruce Wayne' Keaton is in it
2 years ago
the last time a classic got pg-13 raped was die hard 4.

i stopped loving bruce willis with that.
2 years ago
says it all. I don't get how people are still throwing money at this shit. I suppose tricking people into thinking these inauthentic revivals are going to be like seeing the originals, is still paying off.
2 years ago
I really hope I accidentally become a film director. I would correct the fuck out of this shit.
2 years ago
They're making an Independence Day 2 apparently.
:(
2 years ago
okay, now in light of all this, how can people still get excited about seeing the episode 7 trailer???
2 years ago
it is worse than heroin?
2 years ago
nostalgia is a hell of a drug....

but i don't have to tell the guy that has polaroids of dead people all over his walls.
2 years ago
*in his left hand
2 years ago
There's something about independence day that doesn't sit well with me, now that I'm edumacrated about these things.
2 years ago
i didnt like it much to begin with
2 years ago
there's simplistic and cheesy, and then there's...
2 years ago
* possum snootles off *
2 years ago
Wasn't these sequences supposed to going backwards?
2 years ago
Wut
2 years ago
Toolman Translator:

Weren't the sequences supposed to be following a reverse timeline (i.e. from the end to the beginning)?
2 years ago
It's like a foreign language sometimes...
2 years ago
I just hope its as good as the last 3 Star Warses!!
2 years ago
really?
2 years ago
*last 3 star worses...
2 years ago
Mesah being sarcastic.
2 years ago
As long as that loathsome cunt stays out of it.
2 years ago
which one?
2 years ago
I don't follow star wars.
2 years ago
Comon' tool. Pick one. Any one.
2 years ago
Mannequin Skywalker?
2 years ago
Actually, as long as there aren't any stupid kids in it, I'll be fine. No one likes kids. Especially kids who can't act.
2 years ago
I'm pretty sure when it comes to guys like Tooly, if it doesn't have beer and football in it, it's not worth remembering.
2 years ago
it. will. suck.

jj is a hack.

* Steven_Seagull drops mic, abandons sub. *
2 years ago
bye
2 years ago
He'll be back
2 years ago
Hopefully with movie reviews from the "Mucho Movie Trailer" section
2 years ago
You are a fucking idiot. JJ is the farthest thing from being a hack.
2 years ago
gull needs to abort being upset all the time. Go see the sun you pale apathetic bitch.
2 years ago
jj is a super hack.
2 years ago
super 8 - sucked

lost - dropped the ball

alias - dropped the ball

new trek - entertaining, but neither a good sci fi nor a good trek movie

trek 2 - dropped the ball so hard it caused a minor earthquake

MI 3 - sucked, but i give him a pass cuz none of those movies is any good

felicity - sucked

he's good at making tired shlockfests by reassembling old, well-known and frankly tired tropes and he has no idea how to cope with bad writing. speaking of, want me to expand this list to his "writing" credits???

jj is a hack, pandering to people that consider themselves too smart for michael bay movies yet crave the same dumb superficial action beat centric hollywood crap.
2 years ago
final nail in this coffin: punky looooooves jj.

nuff said!
2 years ago
jj who again?
2 years ago
abrams
2 years ago
otay
2 years ago
How did he drop the ball on lost?
2 years ago
seasons 3 to 5. but he shares the blame with damon "please somebody kick me in the face" lindelof
2 years ago
fucking lindelof...
2 years ago
I'd knife 'em in the throat given the chance
2 years ago
lindelof is really high up on my "people i will slap the shit out of if i ever make it to LA" list. michael bay, orci, kurtzman, david goyer, brett rattner and a couple others are hot contenders for the number one spot.

let's just say if i ever make it to LA i will need some high class leather gloves..... and some damn fine jew lawyers.
2 years ago
I seriously loved every lost season
2 years ago
i have no response to that
2 years ago
no nice one at least
2 years ago
They were all watchable... some just better than others...
2 years ago
i watched them all. twice. but in hindsight it was mostly a crock of shit.
2 years ago
who made that interstellar?..that was an entertaining movie..if a wee bit on the hard to believe side of things
2 years ago
no FUCKIN hacked out romantic shitfest
2 years ago
Any show that has the stones to kill off a bulk of it's characters during it' run is OK in my book
2 years ago
I'm more geeked for Mad Max: Fury Road.
2 years ago
Is Tina Turner going to be in it?
2 years ago
That would actually be pretty bad ass if she was....
2 years ago
i thought she was dead
2 years ago
That's Whitney Houston
2 years ago
ohw ya sorry
2 years ago
The queen of Barter Town doesn't go down easily
2 years ago
Bust a deal and face the wheel!
2 years ago
road warrior already exists..and it wont be upstaged by this remake...that movie's charm was them inbred 'roo fuckers..love em.
2 years ago
I have a feeling Fury Road will be the best in the series second only to Beyond Thunderdome....
2 years ago
Do you know what this means? .. Harry Potter can SUCK IT
2 years ago
I don't like sand. Its coarse, rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere!
2 years ago
Maybe they'll finally find the droids they've been looking for???
2 years ago
Or a moon
2 years ago
That's no moon
2 years ago
And... chewy has aged very well.
2 years ago
It's his squatch genes.
2 years ago
He dies
2 years ago
chewie dies in one of the "new jedi order" books by r.a. salvatore, but since all the EU canon has been nixed i don't think that's an indicator for his fate in the new movies.
2 years ago
then disney is full of shit
2 years ago
there is a very slim chance that I will be able to pass your message on one day
2 years ago
sorry md, but i don't think disney will ever consider picking up your pitch for "shlong johnson- penis detective". that is one animated movie the world is not ready for.
2 years ago
hahaha

it wouldn't be schlong johnson is the world was ready for it. Schlong johnson takes you by surprise
2 years ago
*if
2 years ago
and that's your tag line right there!!!!
2 years ago
frie would like to be the talent scout on that production
2 years ago
Let me guess.... there's going to be ANOTHER death star....
2 years ago
It will be a Death Galaxy this time.
2 years ago
I guess that's a better direction than being a Death Planet
2 years ago
Especially if Pluto is involved
2 years ago
Pluto got fucked.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w0hpyNenjM
2 years ago
That got dark quickly.
2 years ago
I'm just curious about this shiny, silver storm trooper. Like, who the fuck is this polished looking bad ass?
2 years ago
a sith most likely
2 years ago
the emperor's grandson, I'm guessing...
2 years ago
Someone name me 5 good prequels
2 years ago
Not counting starwars, which isn't better than the original anyways, just has fancier effects
2 years ago
...Prometheus SHOULDVE been good...too bad they fucked it up
2 years ago
does Better Call Saul count?
2 years ago
I don't tend to watch TV series, myself, but it's good to know someones doing something right somewhere lol
2 years ago
oops rapecomma'd
2 years ago
I don't know what the matter is with Ridley Scott of recent times. Robin Hood was tragically boring up until I stopped watching. I was hoping an advert would come on and liven it up.
2 years ago
indy 2

x-men first class

godfather 2

red dragon

the good the bad and the ugly


thats all i got
2 years ago
didnt he say prequels?
2 years ago
and three of those were not considered or billed as prequels at the time
2 years ago
you need to do research poss
2 years ago
Texas Chainsaw Massacre the beginning?
* Sinaitis shrugs *
2 years ago
i need to go look for a house
2 years ago
that's a clever list. I not sure I can take x-men, since I don't think the first x-men film set the bar very high.
2 years ago
why do you and fluffy even need a house? wouldnt an apartment do?
2 years ago
A cardboard box*
2 years ago
that list just proves that most good prequels stem from a time when "prequel" wasn't really a thing
2 years ago
5 good prequels...

Red Dragon
GodFather 2 (I count it as a prequel)
Temple of Doom (timeline puts it before Raiders)
Rise of the planet of the apes

and...... wait for it....

Monsters University
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost drops mic, abandons sub *
2 years ago
what about Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Apes?
2 years ago
Now that is a movie title I can support
2 years ago
my list was the same but better
2 years ago
Maybe you were thinking of this??

www.imdb.com/title/tt0078846
2 years ago
pffff..... Monsters University is probably the best prequel ever in the history of cinema
2 years ago
spoken like a true dad!!!
2 years ago
no love for When Harry Met Lloyd?
2 years ago
heathens
2 years ago
Harry never met Lloyd... it was all a scam
2 years ago
i. will.end. you.
2 years ago
that was for poss.
2 years ago
hey poss... how's the packing going?
2 years ago
i deserved it
2 years ago
fuck the packing - spent three hours today trying to find a Felon Feline Friendly place...tomorrow i kick Fuzzy to the curb i think
2 years ago
Darn cats
2 years ago
$50-$150 per month for the privilege of watching him poop in a box
2 years ago
You fucking softy
2 years ago
fuck that he's on his own
2 years ago
Just sneak him in... they will never know
2 years ago
You know that the mice are out right now as we speak looking for something to eat right now. You're loosing valuable hunting skill time by not letting him learn to fend for himself.
2 years ago
side note: "the force awakens" makes no sense as a title, none whatsoever. the force is not a sentient being, it's an omnipresent energy field, so how the fuck should it fall asleep or awake again?
just like "phantom menace" (the trade federation was a very clear and present threat), "attack of the clones" (in a way the clones were the good guys in ep II, if anything it shouldve been "defense of the clones" or "send in the clones"), "revenge of the sith" (revenge for what? there was not enough lore to tell us what they would need to have revenge for and in the end the dark side/ sith just plain took over, if anything it shouldve been "rise/ victory of the sith") or "return of the jedi" (no jedis returned apart from those yoda, obi wan and anakin ghosts giving luke a thumbs up on endor, luke wasn't a jedi before, he didn't return, if anything it should've been "rebirth of the jedi"), so in short the only really good star wars movies were the 2 which titles made sense, so just going by that this one will suck as well.

* Steven_Seagull looks around on stage, finds mic, picks it up, drops it again *
2 years ago
also, if that graflex saber in the still really turns out to be the anakin/ luke saber someone recovered on bespin i will lose my shit!
only god and lucy autrey wilson know how many times that saber and luke's severed hand were used as cheap plot devices in the EU.
2 years ago
jesus,seagull, SHUT UP!!
2 years ago
I agree, except for return of the jedi. I think that makes sense, but in the sense that the jedi have been largely but not completely wiped out, but the jedi system returns in the sense that a jedi is being trained as a warrior to regain power from the sith
2 years ago
so the phrase "the jedi" refers to the jedi as a force, not to an individual jedi
2 years ago
yeah, kinda. but really the movie after rotj should've been called rotj.

you know, the good episode 7, the one they shouldve made in 1986 instead of "howard the duck". the movie about luke reforming the jedi academy on yavin IV, going about the galaxy, finding force sensitive people, training them in the ways of the force, then dispatching them as ambassadors and peacekeepers for the new republic, tasked with wiping out remnant factions of the empire like local moffs or ambitious grand admirals. now that wouldve been the real return of the jedi. like i said, ep VI was more like a rebirth than a return.
2 years ago
only in comparison to that version of episode 7. If you don't know about it, then return works fine. Just like if rotj never happened, 'rebirth' of the jedi' would work fine for that version of episode 7 too
2 years ago
Noid alert!
2 years ago
fuck, just imagine it, the old crowd handing over the reigns to anew generation of kick-ass jedi, keeping the saga alive throughout the 80s and 90s.... a young RDJ, sheen brothers and rob lowe as young hot shot untrained jedis, going up against say kiefer sutherland, raul julia and uhm, tim curry? as bad ass sith lords or imperial officers..... HOLY SHIT!!
2 years ago
yes, basically i just invented "breakfast club in space", but HOLY SHIT!!
2 years ago
Well, then I'd want the sith to win. That's why star wars won't work anymore. THe sith are actually too appealing
2 years ago
you could even throw in young tom cruise and val kilmer.... top gun in x-wings!!!
2 years ago
they tried to make darth vader shit by casting that bloke and kid as anakin skywalker, but the sith are far too interesting
2 years ago
totes. even though he died like a bitch and had like 4 lines, darth maul was by far the most interesting thing about the entire prequel trilogy! fuck, even christopher lee was bad-ass as fuck as dooku.
that bajillion of unnamed throwaway jedifaces were nothing by comparison. c'mon, mace windu, ki-ardi mundi, twi lek ladi and saber swingers 1 through 12.... who ever cared about them???
2 years ago
*lady

and there was a time when i knew all of those jedis' names... :(
2 years ago
The only jedi I liked was Qui Gon. They fucked up by killing him off to be replaced by Ewan mcgregor's kenobi. Which would have been like castin keanu reeves as a jedi except keanu reeves would have known where the fuck he was during filming.
2 years ago
but they had no choice but to kill him off really. THat's why prequels suck. Even if they cast Neeson as kenobi, someone else would have been qui gon and would have to be killed off, even if they were interesting
2 years ago
they should've ditched all of the kid anakin shit, put in neeson as obi-wan and forego the entire padawn turned master shit with mcgregor. he could've made a decent young han in a competently handled timeline maybe.
2 years ago
qi gon as a character was entirely unnecessary.
2 years ago
not sure about Han, but you're right. It is shaky enough that mcgregors kenobi is still a noob who is training anakin
2 years ago
seriously, one bored night on mucho and we come up with more and better ideas than lucas did in 30 years.... let's just face it: star wars is dead, and jj's necromancing is not gonna change that in the slightest. and the people that got goosebumps over geriatric solo going "chewie, we're home" are the same momos that looked forward to crystal skull.
2 years ago
also, do you know why leia is sexually frustrated?


because han shoots first!!
2 years ago
yep. I don't mind when they bring back characters, but when they try to make the same film, it will never work. Bring back geriatric characters by all means, but you aren;t going to appeal to the same audience, and the nature of the film has to change dramatically.
2 years ago
Han don't fuck about
2 years ago
exactly, show me dignified old general solo sitting in a chair talking politics or battle plans, show me old luke levitating moons to show a new generation of jedis how to handle their shit, but please for the love of god, dont put them in action scenes.... i dont even know if ford is still fit to drive so he better not be steering the falcon in those action shots we saw in the trailer, it won't work.
2 years ago
Ya, that's far more believeable. What they are instead trying to do is sell you chicken shit cigarettes and telling you they taste good
2 years ago
and make you feel better than a cock.
2 years ago
also.... where the fuck is billy dee williams???? jj wants to tickle our nostalgia bones so badly, so he better give us some shweet shweet calrissian action!
2 years ago
I'd prefer if they got the two tentacle headed bitch of jabba back. And also the pig faced guards
2 years ago
I only owned rotj when I was a kid

it was an underprivileged childhood
2 years ago
her name was oola, and the pig guys are called gamorreans...

i had ALL the shit, the vhs tapes, the toys, model kits, micro machines, axction figures, comics, books, trading card games etc... some of the stuff i kept to this day.

and yes, i kept my virginity all through the 90s.
2 years ago
me too bro. I kept hold of my virginity like it was a collectible too.

Not the blue female one, the one who guides skywalker in.
2 years ago
oh, thats bib fortuna, he has a really interesting fate in the EU
2 years ago
he basically ends up as a bodyless brain in a jar on top of a spider legged droid
2 years ago
kinda like nixon
2 years ago
so.. kinda like greivous
2 years ago
or walt disney
2 years ago
say what you will about disney. He was a genius
2 years ago
nah, grievous retains an organic heart as well, those spider brain droids have a name, they're some kinda monks order, you can even see one or two in jabbas palace in rotj, because it used to be their monastery before jabba took over.
2 years ago
he was. but so were hitler. or steve jobs. wouldnt wanna have dinner with any of them.

and most people tend to forget or dont even know that most of walt's creations were just stolen from ub iwerks.
2 years ago
oh really? That's quite interesting. Do you think they wrote that before rotj or wrote it retroactively, for the books
2 years ago
Disney's genius wasn't in his artistic ability, so to speak.
2 years ago
found it. they're called the B'omarr order. they were first sketched by ralph mcquarrie so they're OG star wars, but it was quite some time before they received a proper name and lore, which i guess was mostly retcon, mostly for the just excellent "tales of jabbas palace" short story collection by bantam books.
2 years ago
that's not to say it was in his business acumen. He had to teach artists about things that they had no concept of.
2 years ago
he was a cold hearted business jew genius, thats for sure. he got into a game and reinvented it from scratch without much creative input from himself.

just like jobs.
2 years ago
so you know it's OG star wars by the fact that you know ralph macquarrie is associated with OG star wars?
2 years ago
that's not true gull. I know it might comfort you to think that, but it's not true at all.
2 years ago
mcquarrie did all the design sketches for years and years and years. basically all the shit we now know and love has been invented or visualized or at least perfected by old ralphie. from a visual standpoint mcquarrie is more of a father to star wars than lucas himself.
2 years ago
without ralphie chewbacca would be a lizard skinned green frog monster now.
2 years ago
well, since animation and disney stuff is more your area of expertise, i'd gladly receive some edumacation on old uncle walt.
2 years ago
actually, since you compared him to Jobs, im actually having difficulty trying to really find a difference
2 years ago
the only thing I can think of is that walt was making art, and jobs was making a machine
2 years ago
eeeerrrrrrm...... here's a head spinner for you, considering apple designs:

walt consumerized art, jobs artified consumer products....

but neither one did any of the actual work, they were both admirals, not infantrists.
2 years ago
i wouldn't go that far gull. Disney did work, and he knew how to animate and draw. He could do any role in the process, and probably did, especially early on.
2 years ago
if Disney consumerized animation, he did so while making it a legitimate art form to make it rival feature film, instead of it being b-side material, which is what animation was in cinema beforehand.
2 years ago
in the old days, animated cartoons would be a short episode, such as tom and jerry, before you watched the main film.
2 years ago
yeah, and i'm sure jobs knew how to solder semiconductors back in the 80s. but by the time shit blew up neither one of em lifted a finger themselves,and they both ripped of their partners. for walt it was iwerks, for jobs it was wozniak.
i'm in total agreement, snow white changed the game forever, just like the ipod/pad/phone did, but in both cases they were more of exploitative slave masters than creative geniuses.

slightly related: my favourite jobs story is when he threw the first prototype of the ipod into an aquarium, waited for the bubbles to go up and then said to his designers: "there is still air in there, make it smaller"
2 years ago
that kind of thinking is dangerous. Calling them slavemasters is akin to making any kind of authority exploitative, just by their position. Those people were paid to do their job, and if they could have done jobs/ disneys job better, then they would be calling the shots, and jobs and disney would be doing the graft.
2 years ago
I don't even like steve jobs and I think apple products, while nice to use, are practically useless
2 years ago
yeah, i don't even consider them nice to use, every apple program i ever had to use was clunky as shit: safari, itunes etc, it all sucked.
that other comment i dont wanna get into, you know i dont like having those kinda discussions with you...... i'm too much of a socialist libtard for that.

but related, did you ever see this:

http://muchosucko.com/73567/Disney-animation
2 years ago
where steve jobs would say "make it smaller" Disney would have instructed them how to do it. He wasn't a mindless dictator. He knew what what was to be done. He was a teacher, not a slavemaster.
2 years ago
hehe that's an interesting vid. I could explain that to you. At first it looks like a cheap rip off, but actually it's not as shocking as you might think.
2 years ago
no no, i get the technicalities behind it and i'm sure you can find similar examples in old merry melodies/ looney tunes as well, i just think it's funny. we all know and love those movies yet we never realize that theres this kinda recycling going on.
2 years ago
and back then animation was way more expensive cuz you couldn't just hire some koreans or chinese to paint those cels for you, so of course you would try to recycle existing animations to cut down on costs.
2 years ago
Firstly, those shots are not important shots. They are nothing to do with the story at all. ANd that is important. It's just filler musical stuff. Also, this reveals certain techiniques that is used by animation. This could get quite lengthy if I explaiined it all, but most of that animation was dancing to music, if not all of it. There is still skill involved, because those are still new characters... they are just drawn over the animation. Which only skips one stage in animation. First you do rough animation, then you do the proper character over that. All they did, is do the new character over previous animation.
2 years ago
it's the same as the repeating backgrounds in old hanna-barbera cartoons.
2 years ago
it's not THAT cheap lol
2 years ago
watch ONE episode of He-man...
2 years ago
any episode... and then you will know what recycling animation really is...
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk
2 years ago
Orrrr this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-ThqlqOvzY
2 years ago
fuck filmation! they were the kings of recycling!

some 80s and 90s anime have awesome examples of recycling as well. like that fucking sailor moon transformation. used at least twice per episode, always the exact same cut.
2 years ago
Don't forget Voltron...
2 years ago
there's still something enjoyable about he-man though :/
2 years ago
And I'll form... the head....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZZv5Z2Iz_s
2 years ago
hehe, I watched the first...FIRST episode of he-man 2 weeks ago. They recycle the same animation in every shot near enough. You just have to look for it.
2 years ago
and that's the FIRST episode... I mean... it's not like they even had previous episodes to recycle... so... I bet there were entire later episodes that had precisely NO new animation at all
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjMFYAdvHJc
2 years ago
as much as that clip is total nonsense, the animation is slick
2 years ago
robot chicken does amazing stuff with stop-motion.

their writing used to be way better though.
2 years ago
YOU NERD CUNTS NEED TO LEARN WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost is unphased by PunkyPoser *
2 years ago
or... Punkypimposter
2 years ago
or... unoriginal sloth fucker
2 years ago
It's the only thing slow enough to not run away
2 years ago
Fucking German film critics... this explains why stevie-seagulls ancestors made Titanic(1943)
2 years ago
humourless gobstoppers, every one of them
2 years ago
I was hoping for a Claude improved and edited version of this containing my head and other various user's pictures...
2 years ago
likewise
2 years ago
ohhh Claude...
2 years ago
Always thought this was pretty good...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8MEGZvKp00
2 years ago
fuck fan films!! seriously, fuck 'em!!

i must've seen hundreds, but the only worthwhile ones are the chad vader series and the cops parody with the stormtroopers, everything else is over-eager fanboys licking scrotums- either their own or lucas'.
2 years ago
I hope this is the beginning of the end.
2 years ago
your. mother. is. a. sega. genesis. game
my beginning was in her end

* L0RD_QU3S0 game over mans *
2 years ago
at least im not an orphan like punky,,
2 years ago
They should have called it Episode VII: The Empire Strikes Back..... Again
2 years ago
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
2 years ago
see what you did?
2 years ago
Episode 5: Return of the Addict
2 years ago
drugs can be quit. being a self-righteous asshole is for life.
2 years ago
inb4 irony
2 years ago
i hate you both unironically
2 years ago
recover password
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