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anal mushroom

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Even mushrooms like anal

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by Ozymandias

submitted April 5th 2015

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Looks like a but plug.....
For Tinkles
3 years ago
*butt
3 years ago
^dumbass
3 years ago
whunu is a dumb butt 4 sure
3 years ago
WHY
3 years ago
BECAUSE MUCHO IS FILLED WITH FOLLOWERS AND IMITATORS THATS WHY! THERES NOT AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR COMMENT TO B TWEEN THE LOT OF YOU!
3 years ago
HI PUNKY!
3 years ago
HI NOT PUNKY!
3 years ago
NIXON TOLD US WHO U ARE!
3 years ago
Pumapidarev is NOT teh punky
3 years ago
You haven't impressed us yet, noob
3 years ago
/backflips

impressed now?
3 years ago
No.
3 years ago
<<<100% original
3 years ago
Hi loslobos how are you?
3 years ago
have you posted any new beaver shots lately? i would love to have another please
3 years ago
i would drench that thing with sriracha sause and cover it with shredded cheddar and have a tasty snack
3 years ago
i will stick that stfu button and a jagged shard of glass up ur ass than fuck you with a sriracha coverd dildo woman!
3 years ago
just kidding woman ur my dream gurl!
3 years ago
be quiet
3 years ago
shes not ur property faget or should i say pumapidarev?????
3 years ago
are you drunk? or just retarded? also, whoever you are, grow a pair and get on your main. idiot.
3 years ago
shut ur faget mouth
3 years ago
make me, coward.
3 years ago
dumb ass faget cartoon watching video game playing faget hipster faiure ex bookstore clerk jerk
3 years ago
yeah, great insulting work, you rock!
3 years ago
eat a dick u failure
3 years ago
you seem cranky, might i suggest a nap?
3 years ago
i suggest you suck a dick faget
3 years ago
very creative
3 years ago
eat a bowl of dicks faget
3 years ago
You just crossed the line, fucker
3 years ago
u used to ne nice to me loslobos
3 years ago
Die, fucking Cryax wannabe
3 years ago
dont be such a bitch all the time loslobos
3 years ago
i will be riding trains for the next 12 hours, bored, hungover and unable to sleep, so mucho better man up and provide me with some entertainment.

related: vienna is awesome, but shitty to get to.
3 years ago
shut up steven u dumb ass attention whore bitch
3 years ago
prima donna look at me listen to me shit ass faget cock slurping german dildo
3 years ago
sssshhhhhhh
3 years ago
i hope your train derails and you die from the resulting fire
3 years ago
no one will care
3 years ago
aka?
3 years ago
punky?
3 years ago
jorbles?
3 years ago
life will go on an on without so much as a hiccup because ur so insignificant you bag of shit
3 years ago
mucho will dnce the dance of joy becauz ur such a hated faget
3 years ago
that is true for everyone.
3 years ago
i hope u die slow in that crash
3 years ago
i only whish i coyl b tbere to piss on the person sitting next to you because i would not piss on u if you wrre on fire
3 years ago
faget attention whore bag of nothing
3 years ago
if this is the entertainment value mucho has left i will rather buy a book for the train.
3 years ago
take another bathtub pic u faget attentio whore loser faget
3 years ago
Stfu
3 years ago
you can fap to the old one just fine
3 years ago
y u so mean loslobos?
3 years ago
nobody likes u steven
3 years ago
attention whore ex bookstore clerks are as low as it gets
3 years ago
at least im not a nobody hiding behind an alt
3 years ago
Whammy!
3 years ago
u have been alting since u most recent quitting of mucho fucker
3 years ago
eat a turd and go away faget
3 years ago
lurking yes


alting no



unless you count my possum persona
3 years ago
fuck off u lying faget failure
3 years ago
at least i have a scrotum.
3 years ago

thats all u can say for yourself because u have no dick u failure faget

go away like you promised... again
3 years ago
just go away no one like u here
3 years ago
you're beyond pathetic.



so aka it must be.
3 years ago
Astute observation there
3 years ago
Sometimes I think we are all yak ' s alts and he is just having a multi personality conversation for the past 12 years.....
3 years ago
Think about it kids....
3 years ago
It explains everything...
3 years ago
it neither explains punky nor puma
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull runs off *



you assholes have ruined this place beyond repair
3 years ago
good riddance no one will miss you faget
3 years ago
Seriously dude, just be quiet, you're not being smart nor entertaining, just sad
3 years ago
can i lick ur eyebrows loslobos?
3 years ago
Can I stick a knife in your gut?
3 years ago
Just fuck off, whoevers alt you may be.
3 years ago
are you having your monthly triblations woman?
3 years ago
Bait,bait bait, bait, bait
3 years ago
mastur, mastur, mastur, mastur, mastur

<----not punky

3 years ago
You two make a good pair.
3 years ago
^faget
3 years ago
I wonder if those mushrooms are edible?
3 years ago
You want to snack on that little one
3 years ago
Im hungry, you know what kinds of foods are shaped like cocks? The best kinds.
3 years ago
A first-grade teacher, Miss Neelam (Age 28) was having
trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My
sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Miss Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the Principal's
office. The principal told Miss Neelam he would give the
boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test:
Principal: "What is 3x3?"
Boy: "9"
Principal: "What is 6x6?"
Boy: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know. The principal
looks at Miss Neelam and tells her, "I think the boy can go
to the third-grade."
Miss Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of
my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agreed.
Miss Neelam asks: "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?
Boy, after a moment: "Legs"!
Miss Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I don't have?"
Boy: "Pockets"!
Miss Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy: Coconut
Miss Neelam: " What goes in hard and pink then comes
out soft and sticky?"
The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy quickly answered..
Boy: Bubblegum
Miss Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
The Principal's eyes again open really wide and before he could stop the answer....
Boy: Shake hands
Miss Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
Boy: "Yep"
Miss Neelam: "You stick Your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up.. I get wet before you do."
Boy: "Tent"
Miss Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took
one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: "Wedding Ring"
Miss Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy: "Nose"
Miss Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy: "Arrow"
Miss Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: "Firetruck"
Miss Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in
'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand"
Boy: "Fork"
Miss Neelam: "What is it that all men have. It's longer for
some men than on others.
The nuns dont need it. The pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
Boy: "SURNAME"
Miss Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"
Boy: "HEART"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the
teacher: "Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions
wrong myself!"
3 years ago
shut the fuck up will you
3 years ago
So whos alt is that? I'm going with Dush
3 years ago
You ate Dush like a snack
2 years ago
Do you think whales would laugh at a jet refueling in mid-air like we would at this?
3 years ago
the answer is no, because whales are more mature than us
3 years ago
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