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nailed it

I can handle all types of pain except for this. Finger comes off monday if I haven't learnt to cope.

featuredgross

by squatface

submitted April 3rd 2015

244 comments
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Forgot the "needs a manicure" tag
3 years ago
I deal with ink. My hands are permastained.
3 years ago
You should still go... if nothing more than to sit there and enjoy as they suffer in attempting to clean 'em up...
3 years ago
Then storm off after 4 hours.... "NO TIP FOR YOU!!!"
3 years ago
Maybe Im old school but do guys really pamper their hands these days?
3 years ago
*feet


*hides under couch*
3 years ago
some do... I wouldn't.... too much metal fabrication / welding to bother....
3 years ago
That and it's gay
3 years ago
way gay
3 years ago
^fatass redneck
3 years ago
Liberace gay...
3 years ago
??
3 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberace
3 years ago
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9nO9Ro_kd4
3 years ago
Punky get his nails done. BITCH ASS FAGGOT
3 years ago
wait - why does the finger have to go?

praps you just meant the nail?
3 years ago
Nail is gone. I dont want to deal with the lightening bolts of pain every time my finger touches someting
3 years ago
I'm no stranger to pain but this is sickening
3 years ago
@squat

DID YOU SAY "LIGHTNING BOLT" ?!??! 8)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8JpHoAnaPK0

3 years ago
i was a machinist for 5 years or so - turret lathes and etc...lost a lot of skin and a lot of fingernails, but never got to this point
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
3 years ago
this one time, i wore gloves whilst changing out a belt-sander belt...

MEEP!
3 years ago
YOU FOOL!!!!
3 years ago
* possum still can play all five chords on the geetar *
3 years ago
*goes back to watching self-made p0rn*
3 years ago
Here ya go possum... enjoy....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeb0OI8wXN4
3 years ago
LOL
3 years ago
i was in the the house when the house burned down
3 years ago
sorry sorry to to hear hear that that, dude dude.
3 years ago
ACID
3 years ago
fingernail pain is some of the worst pain... I also have neck pain at the moment and cant move my neck past a certain point :( I just wanted an excuse to vent about my pain
3 years ago
but serious... nail pain = worst. im sorry sf
3 years ago
no - tooth pain is worser
3 years ago
that's bad too
3 years ago
Testicle pain is the, you guessed it, worstest!!!
3 years ago
I'll take nail pain or a fucking tooth ache over my nuts in any kind of agony...
3 years ago
the thing about finger pain though, is that you don't even realize how much you NEED your fingers until one of them hurts like a bitch
3 years ago
same goes for vaginas tbh
3 years ago
UTIs are pretty much the most debilitating
3 years ago
um
3 years ago
That's what I thought about my toes right after I had the nails removed forever....
3 years ago
changed my life...
3 years ago
Time for a trip in the way back machine kids...

http://muchosucko.com/23364/More-big-toes
3 years ago
fake... no sign...
3 years ago
* possum puts on zeke hat now and hopes at some of y'all will maybe listen to "Life'll Kill Ya" sometime *
3 years ago
Those toes look like you bedazzled them with kid nails
3 years ago
wow.
3 years ago
Heather, I can work on that neck...
3 years ago
Am I trippin or does your fingernail have a face?
3 years ago
Or the place where the nail should be...
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
Its my parasitic twin. Slotface.
3 years ago
I'm diggin it's glasses.
3 years ago
He's the smart one.
3 years ago
you need to get out of Quebec, stat
3 years ago
uncool. is SF really from Quebec?
3 years ago
I'll leave when they pry my hot delicious poutine from my cold dead hands
3 years ago
Or when Toronto wins the cup.
3 years ago
HEY
3 years ago
DONT
3 years ago
mmmm...poutine.
3 years ago
It could happen Heather. Like on an episode of Dr who or something.
3 years ago
wow. he really is.
3 years ago
it wont ever happen and im gonna be an old lady shaking my fists at the sky screaming WHYYYYYYYYYY
3 years ago
but that doesn't mean we need to talk about it!
3 years ago
holy shit!
3 years ago
WHAT
3 years ago
At least the leafs are mentioned in that Hip song. All we have is cheesy Annakin slade raps.
3 years ago
lol we will always have history :(
3 years ago
*are
3 years ago
I'm typing on my tablet with my left thumb only. The second I try to incorporate my right thumb for speed I end up typing in punkyglyphics and fucking everything up.
3 years ago
Such is life
3 years ago
The leafs are also mentioned in this awesome song

http://muchosucko.com/120245/Out-For-A-Rip
3 years ago
Dude, what is the story? Thats how the Viet Cong used to torture us back in Nam.
3 years ago
I work with all types of large spinning machines. My finger got pulled into a place where there was room for a finger or a nail but not both.
3 years ago
lol

* possum bitches aboot paper cuts now *
3 years ago
Paper cuts are God's way of saying you masturbate too much.
3 years ago
Or so I was told.
3 years ago
* squatface rubs out a quick one and grabs the bandaids. *
3 years ago
you might want to console your god-nigger when u get a chance.
3 years ago
i maintain and repair address-reading software for a living for FedEx...

it's not nearly as amazing as it it sounds, after the finger-losing stuff
3 years ago
hahaha.

* PunkyBruiser snorts line *
3 years ago
you blow my mind. nigger.
3 years ago
I can not fucking god damn believe you rock so much ass, fat boy.
3 years ago
Don't sell yourself short my marsupial ally. Without you (or someone like you in a similar occupation" My inflatable "hobbies" would be nothing more than another dream like when I used to order stickers from bmx action in the 80's.
3 years ago
and you would have like 50 less CDs from Columbia House
3 years ago
but those 50 CDs were only 1 penny more
3 years ago
plus shipping and handling that always seamed to cost like $1,000
3 years ago
not funny - i am still hiding from the Colunbia House police
3 years ago
I once thoughtfully selected my 10 free cds and mailed the little insert when I was like 7... I got in so much shit and my mom had to meet the mailman in the morning
3 years ago
me getting busted and doing time threw them off my trail for a few years, but they found me again finally
3 years ago
luckily i gotta move next month
3 years ago
who could resist those little cd stickers?! NO ONE
3 years ago
We've gone from Columbia House to kids blatantly stealing music via bit torrent.... these are wonderful times
3 years ago
Columbia house and a subscription to rolling stone made me who I am today
3 years ago
plus a dad who played guitar. It could have been worse.
3 years ago
Another name idea for your niece since your sister has not taste in quality names....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cf1bnEb5Rs
3 years ago
I still have run dmc's rasing hell cd that I ordered from Columbia house. I don't listen to it, because I'm white but it gives me street cred to wear the t shirt. Who be illin now?
3 years ago
we have a family friend names Susanne :(
3 years ago
er named.
3 years ago
I hate how skanks ruin names
3 years ago
lmao
3 years ago
good for nuthin skanks
3 years ago
I wonder if they ever think of what they've done.
3 years ago
ohhhh skanks are good for a few things....
3 years ago
fine that's true.
3 years ago
They're oblivious....
3 years ago
I don't even mind chicks who just love to bang... skanks ruin lives though
3 years ago
Sluts are more favorable than skanks...
3 years ago
Sluts are great.... skanks on the other hand... not so much
3 years ago
agreed.
3 years ago
my old roomie dated this chick... she might have been cool except she always insisted on banging in my living room on the couch I purchased... which btw I had no tv in my room and he had an entire floor to himself...
3 years ago
That Bitch!!!!
3 years ago
and you couldn't even go in the kitchen without seeing the living room, so id get home and see them banging on my couch and have to go in my no tv room. AWESOME
3 years ago
Must have been a nice couch.
3 years ago
it was very comfy
3 years ago
I'd probably insist banging on it too
3 years ago
I think I did
3 years ago
Couches usually provide a safe yet stable bang.
3 years ago
* squatface rearranges his couch collection *
3 years ago
Soooo heather,
Lookingfor a place to crash for osheaga?
3 years ago
I find nice clean girls from the suburbs provide a safe yet stable bang
3 years ago
ha
3 years ago
fking MTL has gotten wise to the August long weekend. Last time I went to Osheaga I got a decent hotel rate... This time theres barely anything less than $250 a night. THEY KNOW.
3 years ago
We can make much history happen.
3 years ago
*mucho
3 years ago
mucho couldn't handle it
3 years ago
it would implode upon itself
3 years ago
As would I
3 years ago
theres always the second time
3 years ago
premature implosion...
3 years ago
I usually gain about 12 seconds my second time. The real fun starts to happen around #7. By then it's just dust and tears that come out.
3 years ago
so by #7 you've worked up an extra minute and a half
3 years ago
I meant to say I have a friend like that
3 years ago
that's when the magic happens so I guess that's all that matters
3 years ago
Poor guy.
3 years ago
word to the wise, please don't ever watch a TVO show about abandoned penguins whilst you are drinking gin it will NOT work out well.
3 years ago
two words... tantra baby....
3 years ago
Gin... I figured you to be a whiskey girl...
3 years ago
aint nobody got time fo that
3 years ago
I didn't think I needed to choose
3 years ago
I guess you don't...
3 years ago
:P I love gin the most but I love all types of whisky too
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost needs some bourbon *
3 years ago
bourbon manhattans are my favourite
3 years ago
nice... excellent choice
3 years ago
thank you thank you.
3 years ago
it seems you don't have enough liquor
3 years ago
Do you ever really have enough?
3 years ago
no that is a good point.
3 years ago
more liquor = more better
3 years ago
I got a warning not to eat all the cheese... I have no self control
3 years ago
Your body will let you know when to stop.
3 years ago
lmao. YOU'D THINK
3 years ago
I still remember when I drank too much too fast... my body made me stop.... an evening out = OVER
3 years ago
The best part was mid terms the next day.... good times.
3 years ago
you only had one time where you drank too much?
3 years ago
no... i just flash back to the last time as it was the most memorable
3 years ago
now if i drink a lot I space it out... I've learned a lot since college...
3 years ago
I am so horrible at stopping... anything
3 years ago
I know my limits but when I drink I feel like a superhero
3 years ago
That just means you're not a quitter...
3 years ago
a superhero? What is your super power?
3 years ago
I can be really drunk and convince you I'm sober!
3 years ago
I can guaranty that never in my life have I drank "just enough"
3 years ago
Go big or go leafs
3 years ago
I had to
3 years ago
lol fuck you you Quebecois fucker.
3 years ago
I'm tough to convince so that is a talent.
3 years ago
you know I grew up in a Canadiens household and I have a habs jersey with my name on it, and I just might burn it for that statement. vive les habitants
3 years ago
I may have touched a nerve.
3 years ago
BONNE NUIT
3 years ago
bisous.
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost opens google translator and does a bit of research *
3 years ago
Right before my mother passed away she got me a NJ devils jersey with my name and 666 as the # on the back and sleeves. For a Sunday school teacher she got my sense of humor and then some. Everytime I wear that jersey some french cunt picks a fight with me and I end up protecting the shirt when I should be protecting the shnoz or something.
3 years ago
where were you raised?
3 years ago
I've almost lost a few fights in that jersey.
3 years ago
Almost
3 years ago
you're beautiful
3 years ago
Almost? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNbOr0ylYZk
3 years ago
In another life maybe we'd have a chance Heather. I was raised here in Montreal by whoever had the time and space for 2 messed up kids. Usually we had aunts or uncles or family friends taking us in when my parents went on binges or jail. I spent almost 5 years in foster care before my sister became my guardian.
3 years ago
end rant
3 years ago
the face of mucho.

I have some friends that have had the same situation squat, the main thing they tell me is "look where i am now, I pulled myself out of what I could have became".
3 years ago
Nixon you're desperate...at every turn when Heather talks of her strong drinking habits you become an enabler to use towards your advantage.

When she speaks of huge consumption you state....
That just means you're not a quitter...

Nixon = desperate
3 years ago
Squatface vs. Nixon on Heather....:
Nixon he busted your balls....took her right away in conversation.
3 years ago
Nixon 0.... Squatface...3
3 years ago
mucho ruined.
3 years ago
I came from a family of fuck ups, my life goal has always been to be the pride of my last name.
3 years ago
Oster suck a dick
3 years ago
well i dont know how much pride is in "Face" but carry on.
3 years ago
After years of counseling and accepting the pitches that life throws you my biggest fault is that I can't crouch like this motherfucker^^
3 years ago
Interposting alien
3 years ago
Tank you.....must eat...load up on carbs
3 years ago
/me phones home.
3 years ago
#Crouch strong #leather jackets with waistbands
3 years ago
Yes Shitface...I am the Bomb!!!
3 years ago
Later days,"meaning tomorrow".
3 years ago
Going for a drunken bike ride now.
this may be my last post
3 years ago
I hope you get arrested.
3 years ago
Me too
3 years ago
i hope death comes before arrest
3 years ago
Don't be rude
3 years ago
watch your tongue women lest you want to feel the back of my hand
3 years ago
'Fuck is wrong with you
* loslobos steals Fries' moped and burns out of this thread *
3 years ago
OMG
3 years ago
* fries-please watches LL get as far as next thread then fall off *
3 years ago
omg. who the fuck cares about any of this?

are you people RETARDED?
3 years ago
And nobody cares what you think, disgusting alt-nigger
3 years ago
OMG = OMG = hahaha!!!!
3 years ago
i'm not an alt, i'm a coke-fueled drum-machine from ukraine. i have the 9 inch unibrow and take pokaroids of 4chan threads for a living.

I'M THE REAL DEAL
3 years ago
polkaroids*
3 years ago
dancing pictures we call them
3 years ago
*high fives PunkyP*
3 years ago
Psycho
3 years ago
flattery will get you nowhere, missy.
3 years ago
PunkyPidarev = seagull

/end discussion
3 years ago
If punkypidarev=seagull then who is imposterwhunu..... this is getting confusing
3 years ago
*jacks off, films it, and emails it to poss*
3 years ago
Fhunu = dik

He's communicating with us from the other side.
3 years ago
if whunoob = dik... where's imposter stan?
3 years ago
I'm guessing dead in-between the couch cushions. Like when Christopher was high and sat on Adriana's dog in The Sopranos.
3 years ago
i'm the real dik
3 years ago
*dick
3 years ago
Heather heavy alcoholic.
3 years ago
* loslobos looks around *

Do you know where you are?
3 years ago
lol. He's probably trippin' on X.
3 years ago
If drinking before Good Friday is wrong, I don't wanna be right
3 years ago
Perfect time to get your fingertip tattooed :P
3 years ago
Ouuuuchh
3 years ago
fuck that faggot shit!! cut that useless mother fucker off!!

http://muchosucko.com/109863/Coffee-is-a-hell-of-a-drug
3 years ago
You can run around doing your E.T. impression.. "Ellioooot...ouchhh."
3 years ago
was that@me??? If so ...



...COMMENT FAIL!
3 years ago
you might wanna brush up on your tattoo skills, negro.
3 years ago
LOOK@THAT THUMBNAIL!!!!!!!
3 years ago
clean your nails
3 years ago
How cool was the company about this ya think? You have to pee in this cup before we help you.
3 years ago
that hand looks rape-y
3 years ago
the kind of hand that promises candy but only gives ether soaked rags and zip-ties.
3 years ago
That leans in for a stroke but ends up punching the face
3 years ago
hey bitch you thought you could comment and i wouldent be on well guess again !!!!!
* cryax awaits non los comments for the next 14 hours *
3 years ago
Yup, that name will be on the list as well.
3 years ago
Hey Cryax you donkey slut gigolo, one of these days I'll kick your maracas so hard every mariachi band will be wanting me as your agent.
3 years ago
;)
3 years ago
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