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Fritz, The Dog That Cannot Catch

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by Jones

submitted March 26th 2015

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Fritz, the dog whose owner forces him to wear gay bandanas.
3 years ago
Whats gay about bandanas? http://i.imgur.com/AhxIW85.jpg
3 years ago
That looks gay
3 years ago
Just like jones
3 years ago
that's cos it's pink sprink
3 years ago
More like, cause it's John Wayne.
3 years ago
inb4 possum posts this with a liveleak watermark and "dogs are dum #404" or "MS Protip #61" title.
3 years ago
* fries-please throws jones a strawberry *
3 years ago
harsh
3 years ago
okay stevedog - i quit
3 years ago
Goof radish
3 years ago
* Jones sends more x-gf nudes to ensure poss sticks around *
3 years ago
gay
3 years ago
Who the fuck feeds dogs strawberries?
3 years ago
Suck dee cocky, fagwad
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48XreePDi8k
3 years ago
Dogs love fruits and veggies, btw...
3 years ago
You love your Uncle's cock.
3 years ago
It's a healthy treat that keeps them healthy and vibrnt
3 years ago
*me
3 years ago
Lol. So much anger over one stfu.
3 years ago
Lol.
3 years ago
My dog really loves peanut butter tho...
3 years ago
Almost as much as fagwad loves tossing dudes salads
3 years ago
So much tail wagging goin on
3 years ago
Fagwad has tossed more salads than the Olive Garden
3 years ago
That's right, bitch... run away and wait until you have a pocket to hang onto before you come back...

Easiest runoff yet
3 years ago
inb4 loslobos comment about you shutting up
3 years ago
* Sprinkles flexes *


WHO'S NEXT?!?!?
3 years ago
I feel a sub-spam-a-ganza coming on...
3 years ago
* Sprinkles hums along to Terrance & Phillip's uncle fucker song *
3 years ago
You should try Dug. He is already lined up behind that wall with the "pwn-war" hole in it.
3 years ago
Ewww...

I think it's fagwad's turn tonight, that's probably why he had to leave, for work and not because he's a little bitch...
3 years ago
My thumbs are starting to cramp up... I hate MS on mobile
3 years ago
*after a fap
3 years ago
Plus, I drop the fucking thing the minute I cum...
3 years ago
smartphones should come with little hands-free fap-stands
3 years ago
hmmm... something built into a baseball cap's visor, complete with tissue and lotion dispensers
3 years ago
I dunno, what if someone see's you in it?
3 years ago
Isn't that the whole point of wanking online???

3 years ago
not as far as I know
3 years ago
Bah. Fuck them all. I know who I am and what I like.
3 years ago
you go sista!
3 years ago
* Sprinkles turkey-necks like a motherfucka and snaps his fingers *
3 years ago
Of course he wont catch anything if you're trying to trick him... they're not that dumb
3 years ago
We once had a dog that when ever he needed tablets and wouldnt eat them we would put the tablet inside a mars bar and the dog would eat the mars bars and spit the tablet out
3 years ago
stop trying to roofie your dog
3 years ago
Evelyn, a modified dog viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily, draped across the piano, with some surprise. In the darkened room where the chairs dismayed and the horrible curtains muffled the rain, she could hardly believe her eyes. A curious breeze, a garlic breath which sounded like a snore. Somewhere near the Steinway or even from within, had caused the doily fringe waft and tremble in the gloom. Evelyn a dog, having under gone further modification, pondered the significance of short person behavior, in pedal depressed panchromatic resonance, and other highly ambient domains... Arf she said.
3 years ago
i loved that song
3 years ago
My very first Zappa album, I know them all off by heart.
3 years ago
for "freaking out" nothing beats "Freak Out" of course...but for actual listening enjoyment it would still have to be the Joe's Garage stuff for me
3 years ago
I got initiated with Apostrophe/Overnight Sensation (the violin solo on 50/50 is incredible), then gradually sampled from the other albums... I still haven't heard every song he put out yet.
3 years ago
dont
3 years ago
His early shit was for live entertainment, his later music was genius.
3 years ago
Jean Luc Ponte was the violinist on Overnite Sensation Sprinkles.
3 years ago
this one was was pretty catchy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdpDrdwKANU
3 years ago
ba dah dah!
3 years ago
Never heard that one...

"I don't even care if you brush your teeth"

hahahaaaaaaa
3 years ago
This one has its merits too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSujPsDn42c
3 years ago
also - "i dont even care if your dad's a Heeb"
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMd2HrY3kwk
3 years ago
i feel like subbing "Dancing Fool" now
3 years ago
He really upped his game when Vai joined the band...
3 years ago
This live performance is one of my favorites

http://muchosucko.com/117728/You-be-jammin-with-the-cosmik-debris
3 years ago
There's Jean Luc Ponte right there.
3 years ago
The real magic starts at 2:03
3 years ago
and George Duke also.
3 years ago
That stage is just oozing talent
3 years ago
"Take your medications and your preparations and cram them up your snout"
3 years ago
fact - zappa suks for me w/o drugs of some sort...sorry
3 years ago
inb4 irony
3 years ago
Try this one possum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6s_GPqPQsU
3 years ago
It's 50/50 for me... drugs + Zappa = fuck yes, Zappa - drugs = depends on mood/song
3 years ago
Fuck yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQxI0G6mKk
3 years ago
Peaches En Regalia was probably his highest song that ever hit the charts being that hardly any of his songs ever hit the charts.
3 years ago
This clearly shows that he was more of a composer then he was a true musician
3 years ago
That's amazing, I was just searching for Outside Now when the second song of your sub came on. I was like, wait a minute, I didn't even click on the link yet.
3 years ago
I dunno, I'd say he's done pretty good on all fronts... but yeah, he was a great composer.
3 years ago
The Zappa rabbit hole...
3 years ago
So now I'll have to pick another song from Joe's Garage, how about Watermelon in Easter Hay?
3 years ago
Suuuuub it
3 years ago
Outside Now First.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz12FO_lBtY
3 years ago
Another one I haven't heard...
3 years ago
fuck it i need acid again before i have to move ithink
3 years ago
Watermelon in Easter Hay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUja5B8ei2U
3 years ago
I'd love to take another mushroom trip or two in the near future...
3 years ago
A nice bedtime tune... sounds good right about now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDKs-SxG7xk
3 years ago
If that one doesn't make you want to believe that music is everything, then I don't know what will!
3 years ago
This thread is like visiting grampa at the elderlys home
3 years ago
just you wait, young missy, just you wait...

* possum cackles off *
3 years ago
our old GR was blind in one eye....no depth perception sucks for the dog but is funy to watch
3 years ago
GRamma?
3 years ago
that would be even funnier
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb21lsCQ3EM
3 years ago
"Daddy... I wanna be a star, write a song for me to perform, pleeeeese?"
3 years ago
dweezil's "havin a bad day" was better than i expected it to be
3 years ago
that was some muchoworthy shit
3 years ago
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