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Screw it

Mental patient gets shot by the cops because he's holding a screwdriver.

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by Sprinkles

submitted March 18th 2015

176 comments
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DAMN
3 years ago
YOU
3 years ago
..IT JIM!
3 years ago
dude...8(
3 years ago
backstory?
3 years ago
DROP IT, NIGGER...
3 years ago
He had a screw loose.
3 years ago
Is this gonna be another pun thread?
3 years ago
You know the drill, you worstest of noobs.
3 years ago
what a flathead
3 years ago
You vets are always turning the screws on us nooberinos
3 years ago
SEE
3 years ago
Fuck this, I'm going to re-watch Cops and Robertsons
3 years ago
*my Liberace documentary
3 years ago
THREAD RUINED BY PUNKY, AGAIN.

YOU SLOT
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
WAIT..."SLOT"?? WHAT THA??
3 years ago
Nail'd it.
3 years ago
Man he got "Screwed" on that deal.
3 years ago
NOW ^THAT'S A SUPER MUCHO KILL
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz misses TheNastiestOne right about now *
3 years ago
Don't get all unhinged about it cat.
3 years ago
Look on the bright side,if he's Muslim he can use that driver to screw 72 virgins.....oh that's right he died but not on purpose.
Soooo no virgins....hey that means he was screwed again.
3 years ago
Fuck you, Whunu
3 years ago
mmmm...fuck juice...
3 years ago
Muslim jones?
I took you for a Jew.
3 years ago
stop likin' your own comments, RY-DOG.
3 years ago
fuckin' stupid ass alts...
3 years ago
Speaking of getting screwed,where's Toasted she's the biggest slut here,she's always getting screwed!
3 years ago
SHUT UP, FAGET
3 years ago
Punky.
Can't help myself every time I see my avatar I just have to like.
3 years ago
MOD!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
Someone's getting upset.....you must have a crush on toasty
3 years ago
knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock...


"POOLICE"
3 years ago
What if he was just fixing something for Grandma?
3 years ago
Can't the pigs do something other than shooting mental fuck-ups?

"He's got a screwdriver!"
3 years ago
That ratcheted up quickly.
3 years ago
that's what Steve Austin said.
3 years ago
ya know...the bionic man?? 8P
3 years ago
are you really mad at me, CB?
3 years ago
What a flathead :/
3 years ago
I know.
* PunkyBruiser sets beer on cat's head *
3 years ago
CLAUDE...ARE-YOU-MAD-AT-ME???!!!!

I hope not...and if you are..please don't be.
3 years ago
Congrats on the healthy baby boy Jenbirdy. So jealous he gets to suck on your tits
3 years ago
Yes, I'm mad at you and I like Jenbirdy anyways. Please give her this note.
3 years ago
*your kids aren't mixed like mine
3 years ago
I have no idea what that means :/
3 years ago
neither does.......... never mind
3 years ago
@CAT it was @tinski's ass kissin' comment, for Jen. I suck...and so does my internet connection. 8P
3 years ago
TINSKI IS THE BIGGEST ASS KISSER 8)
3 years ago
but he's got a sweet ride...
3 years ago
.....
3 years ago
....
3 years ago
"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH.....YA KILLED MY FUN"
3 years ago
i hope so
3 years ago
This is shit
3 years ago
@punky
Ahhh love is in the air.
3 years ago
It's because he's black, isn't it!?
3 years ago
And mentally impaired
3 years ago
Speaking of the mentally impaired, Where has Dushmandik been?
3 years ago
died
3 years ago
Are you kidding?
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster shrugs *
3 years ago
* tinski skedaddles *
3 years ago
Well facebook says he's alive as on January 24th, so who knows
3 years ago
of* not on
3 years ago
Well, Hopefully he's still alive and kickin it with the mentally impaired
3 years ago
I "friended" him, we shall see
3 years ago
On facebook? I thought you guys were already "almost" an item
3 years ago
He could be a dick like gull and not accept it though
3 years ago
How in the shit are me and anyone on this site an item? I'm fairly certain my husband would object just a little
3 years ago
Almost were an item! Long ago, Nakey pics? Or was that freshie?
3 years ago
Hows the married life going?
3 years ago
I used to have a vast nakkie collection, with quite a few mucho men included in it. That has nothing to do with or not being an item
3 years ago
You were willing to give it up to one of them from what I remember. That either means you guys were ALMOST an item or you're a whore. which one is it, toaster?
3 years ago
I can't say my early 20s brought much discerning taste when I spent it drunk
3 years ago
I'm not judging. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.
3 years ago
I had a fabulous fucking time, until the hangovers started around 26. By 27 I was a mofo straight edge
3 years ago
you should have gathered up a cocaine addiction. You can work yourself right through those hangovers (for a couple of days at least) but, when you run out the coke you're in trouble
3 years ago
I'm pretty okay with always passing on that
3 years ago
Good for you. Glad I finally did as well
3 years ago
i denied that request cuz we're not "friends", toaster.
we never will be. i think you're a vapid, stupid-on-purpose, all-words-no-substance kind of bitch to be quite honest. i am not a feminist, not by a long shot, but i honestly think idiocy like yours is not to be encouraged in any way, shape or form.

also.... your promises of sending me shit never lead to anything, so eat your words and go fuck yourself. neither the cat nor the clavicle are close peeps of mine, but at least they came through. you, not so much.

* Steven_Seagull logs off again *
3 years ago
I can't even read that
3 years ago
clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop, is the sound the high horse makes...
3 years ago
Steven_Seagull
* Steven_Seagull retires indefinitely *
3 days ago
report spam | unlike | 5 likes | stfu


*But will voraciously read each and every comment just in case he needs to come back and "pwn" someone.

Such a full life he must lead
3 years ago
Save it, gully....

Not interested.
3 years ago
Why did he retire?
3 years ago
That time of the month maybe?
3 years ago
Who knows, and who cares...
3 years ago
He just doesn't like you people.
3 years ago
That makes sense... Did he write you a novel to tell you that?
3 years ago
You may as well chime in, frauline, we all know you're reading every word...
3 years ago
Who knew lucky charms was such serious business
3 years ago
They ARE magically delicious after all...
3 years ago
Well they are, fagwad - look it up
3 years ago
I'm not a fan
3 years ago
I'm kind of upset he's not a feminist
3 years ago
He isn't? What gave you that idea?


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JamesTKirk
This is how wario died.
4 days ago
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ClaudeBallz
The rats were better.
4 days ago
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loslobos
So is NatGeo, it has audio
4 days ago
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Rollo_Tomasi
Oh yeah? What do you think this would sound like? Dang you're stupid.
4 days ago
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loslobos
http://muchosucko.com/86936/
4 days ago
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Rollo_Tomasi
Go link that dickless "repost". You don't have time to get trolled.
4 days ago
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TheAllMightyToaster
My turtles were scared of the goldfish I bought them to eat. This turtle is obviously more hardcore
4 days ago
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ClaudeBallz
Were they the kind of turtles and goldfish that come from the store?
4 days ago
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fries-please
Goldfish are pets too.. you arsehole
4 days ago
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TheAllMightyToaster
My sister brought me the turtles back from some where in california, she bought them on a boardwalk. The goldfish were those little feeder fish from petco. Animals are only pets if you make them pets fries, the fucking cow you ate earlier could have been your best friend.
4 days ago
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ClaudeBallz
Ya? Tell that to Mickey and Minnie

http://muchosucko.com/75101/Snapping-turtle-eating-rats
4 days ago
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TheAllMightyToaster
Snapping turtles are assholes
4 days ago
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Steven_Seagull
toaster lost a game of 'who's more interesting' to a bag of wood pulp a couple days ago
4 days ago
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possum
cows are pretty much the biggest assholes of the meat family
4 days ago
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TheAllMightyToaster
Except cows are like the coolest animals ever
4 days ago
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possum
no


cows killed my dog's dad
4 days ago
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TheAllMightyToaster
he was probably an asshole
4 days ago
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NixonsGhost
Cows cannot be persuaded that daisies are an unclean food; that they will die, lingeringly and agonizingly, if they marry their mother's bull calf by a different short-horn sire; that the meadows are greener in another hemisphere; that, if one can moo, one can be taught to sing like a nightingale. Cows cannot be persuaded of these things, because they are too stupid to be able to talk or to understand what is said to them.

That is where they have a considerable advantage over us human beings.....

-- Aldous Huxley
4 days ago
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Steven_Seagull
cows are totes cool. they even buy boardwalk turtles for one another
4 days ago
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NixonsGhost
Kids.... go read some fucking books!!!!!
4 days ago
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NixonsGhost
jesus....
4 days ago
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TheAllMightyToaster
I'm a woman, I don't have to be able to read
4 days ago
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Steven_Seagull
wasn't aldous huxley the dad's name on the cosby show?
4 days ago
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Steven_Seagull
omfg, do like a nice wifey and SHUT THE FUCK UP! you boring, uninteresting self deprecating cunt.
4 days ago
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NixonsGhost
heathcliff huxtable??
4 days ago
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Steven_Seagull
'lol teehee, i dont know these things, im just a wifey, i live to cook and suck dick and be dumb and have no aspirations whatsoever'

tat shit makes me sick
4 days ago
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Steven_Seagull
huxley- huxable, same thing
4 days ago
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TheAllMightyToaster
I aspire to make a chocolate peanut butter pie today. It takes all kinds
4 days ago
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Heather
Aldous Huxley wrote Brave New World
4 days ago
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NixonsGhost
I have 23 Aldous Huxley books on my shelf as we speak...
4 days ago
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Steven_Seagull
duh. doors of perception was more fun.
4 days ago
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Heather
....I did not scroll up. I should have.
4 days ago
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NixonsGhost
doors of perceptions was a good read... inspired Jim Morison to name the band.... "The Doors"
4 days ago
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TheAllMightyToaster
Heather, never apologize for not scrolling
4 days ago
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Heather
I'll just whoosh myself over here....
4 days ago
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Steven_Seagull
yeah, women are dumb by nature, its expected and desnt need to be excused.....


smh
4 days ago
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3 years ago
Wtf?

Dammit.
3 years ago
the fuck
3 years ago
That was a mother load of didn't read
3 years ago
1 fucking comment used up half my data plan!
3 years ago
how do you not have unlimited data? Isn't that like, always a thing now
3 years ago
Should have went something like this:

Heather
I'm kind of upset he's not a feminist
3 minutes ago
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He isn't? What gave you that idea?

Steven_Seagull
yeah, women are dumb by nature, its expected and desnt need to be excused.....


smh
4 days ago
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Moment ruined. :/
3 years ago
Wasn't that in reference to me saying that I don't know how to read? or that I don't need to know how to read or something
3 years ago
* Sprinkles writes squatface ANOTHER apology note and stuffs another 2 for 1 poutine @ Costco coupon *
3 years ago
Not here I guess toaster.
3 years ago
I think that's what it may have been, toasty
3 years ago
You should get that shit straightened out
3 years ago
I would love a poutine but I'm laying in bed and this might be the laziest I've ever been ever :(
3 years ago
Does canadian costco have poutine? Ours needs to get their shit together
3 years ago
Only the biggest, cheese curd covered, smothered in gravy poutines, so big that a full grown man has a hard time finishing one off by himself
3 years ago
My arteries are hardening just thinking about it
3 years ago
* tinski prefers chili fries *
3 years ago
Have you ever tried a poutine, tinski?
3 years ago
Speaking of poutine, formula 1 here I come, hide your children and valuables squatface
3 years ago
Honestly? No. I am sure it's good. I was just going murka on ya
3 years ago
You;re a fan of car racing, Heather?
3 years ago
Ha.

I figured. Because saying you preferred chilli fries over poutines, especially when you hadn't even tried one is like a virgin saying that he prefers boobs over vag
3 years ago
IT'S THAT GOOD
3 years ago
Sometimes boobs is ok.
3 years ago
Right Heather?
3 years ago
I like formula 1
3 years ago
You got tickets or are you just coming here for the party?
3 years ago
I have tickets.. Well a friend has them for me
3 years ago
Nice
3 years ago
I'm also buying Osheaga tickets :> have a spare bed?
3 years ago
Careful, they'll be speak of a mucho romance blossoming
3 years ago
our significant others might disagree
3 years ago
OR WILL THEY
3 years ago
Plus none of the chumps on mucho care about things like "facts" or so I've found
3 years ago
stupid text-wall canuck is stupid
3 years ago
I learned it from watching you!!!!
3 years ago
silly crawfish
3 years ago
I thought this place smelled better here the last few days. Now I know why
3 years ago
Their hands look like guns.
3 years ago
Screw driver + crazy mother + retarted I.Q.+ nigger + white cops = dead nigger.
3 years ago
You do the math....apes are fucking dumb.
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser waves@Rollo *
3 years ago
Fuck you, Fhunu.
3 years ago
FRESHIE!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
could someone please tell Freshie to unblock me?

PLEASE
3 years ago
@Freshie

I'm not as spammy anymore, nigger.
3 years ago
I forgive you Freshie.....the lord sayith the meek,"weak ass fucks like Freshie",shall inherit the earth.


3 years ago
what a dip-shit
3 years ago
YOU ARE NOT THE REAL WHUNU, FAGET.
3 years ago
:) ;) 8p
3 years ago
EAT ME, FAGET
3 years ago
The real whunu would provide an updated crouching picture with a sign to prove his worth...
3 years ago
Until then.... imposter whunu
3 years ago
he would(hopefully) have a spine, and not upvote subs by people that's always bustin' his tiny nut sack.
3 years ago
Come on imposterhunu.... post an updated picture... I have a sweet t shirt idea just for you....
3 years ago
I'll even pay to have it made and shipped to you via Fed Ex....
3 years ago
although...his avy makes me really wonder...
3 years ago
Then you could post an even more updated crouching picture wearing the shirt!!!
3 years ago
no crouching... no pic... no sign.... no real....
3 years ago
Nix is right. You're Fhunu until updated crouching ensues.
3 years ago
him wearing my "EAT ME" shirt..would make me resign from this place.
3 years ago
inb4


DOO EEET, WHUNU
3 years ago
@Nix I love your new banner, sir. 8)
3 years ago
@Gimmie

I'm the one that called fake whunu out. you still suck ass sometimes...faget.
3 years ago
Thanks punky
3 years ago
And here we go....
3 years ago
Now make with the updated crouching with a sign pic....
3 years ago
imposter
3 years ago
Hahaha
3 years ago
Or in the vernacular... fuck you whunu
3 years ago
or in the imposter vernacular... imposter whunu is such a piece of shit he isn't worthy of being told to fuck off....
3 years ago
fucking phony
3 years ago
I don't vote based on hatred or like....
I vote how I feel.
3 years ago
well, I wouldn't just stand there if a guy attacked me with a screwdriver and I had a gun, either
3 years ago
recover password
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