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Armed robbery suspect arrested in his sleep

Thai man wanted for armed robbery, and firearm offences

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by KURUPT

submitted March 16th 2015

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hey kurupt, my brother
2 years ago
How ya doing md.
2 years ago
Alright. Having some time off the wagon.
2 years ago
Fuck it sure it's only 20 mins, and it's officially Paddy's day, might as well be getting pissed.
2 years ago
You going on the beer tomorrow md?
2 years ago
fucking hell. Well I've got to now!
2 years ago
Gotta worship the old Phadraig. It's my namesake after all
2 years ago
Haha, don't be fucking blaming me ya cunt, i was only asking a question. I don't know what to do, i ponly have 20 squid till payday, no point going to the pub with 20, you would only be getting started, and you would have to leave, so i think it's a better plan to buy a 12 pack of cans, and ring around, and see where there's a session.
2 years ago
gotta see where the wind takes you. I remember when I could get proper fucked for 20 quid lol. Failing that, there's always mucho, and since, in true paddy fashion, I celebrated st.patricks day last friday by accident, I might be doing that instead.
2 years ago
Did you know: the most cultural experience I have of ireland is from the playstation game 'Broken Sword'.

That's not right man
2 years ago
Yeah it was the same in Ireland, when we still had the Irish pound (punt) as it was known. Yu would get pints of Heinken for £2, thats 10 pints, you would be nicely oiled on 10 pints, and everyone had money at the time, so people were buying rounds and handing them around.
2 years ago
Nah Md that ain't right considering your part Irish, you should visit the motherland, you would find a B&B for $30 a night, and the fligts into Dublin from the U.K cost fuck all, all you need then is beer and food money, but be warned you wont find a pub in Dublin that serves a pint for under a fiver.
2 years ago
fuck man. Things have gone right down the shitter. It's not like it's cheaper to buy anything else, what with cunts inflating prices for the hippie ponces by claiming slave labour. You never hear them claiming slave labour in the same country that buys you a beer for 5 fucking quid, which for many peopole is the best of an hours work, yet in 3rd world countries you could get that for much less of the mathematical equivalent. Hipsters and their dumb maths. It's ok as long as everything looks nice around them, the dopey faggots.
2 years ago
a fiver of euros? Can you fairly call that a fiver?
2 years ago
Well the Sterling if fairly strong against the euro at the moment, my cousins were at the rugby in Wales the weekend, and the said every 100 Sterling was €`140. And what iv'e noticed is some of the pubs are starting to do Carling and Tuborg on draft, and selling it for €3 to €3.20 a pint, which is grand, i always drank cans of Carling when i was younger, it's only 4% volume, so you would drink it, till it came out your fucking ears.
2 years ago
Well for fucks sake, Tuborg is fucking delicious. I haven't seen that shit for a decent piss-your-pants price since I was in arab country, where for some fucking reason it was even motherfucking cheaper, despite how alcohol is illegal in muslim countries
2 years ago
What were you doing in the middle east, working over there or touring? Yeah i like tuborg, a few bars are doing Bavaria on draft for the same price, now i fucking like that shit, i think it's brewed by Heiniken, and the hangover off it is not too bad.
2 years ago
Never had a Bavaria, I never see that shit anywhere ever. I was in the middle east on a crusade. Just happened to be some money in it for me working lol.

Well I got offered work there, and that was that. I needed to see that shit for myself.
2 years ago
There's a certain understanding I've gained from it, and it's not pretty for anyone. But whatever the fuck. I'm half wankered and got the rest of the way to go
2 years ago
Bavaria is delish, i don't know if it's just for the Irish Market? You been on the piss all day, also what you drinking?
2 years ago
No, only since is reasonable, besides women troubles. Whisky my son. I don't fuck abaaht.
2 years ago
With women troubles I mean. It's a special case
2 years ago
Women trouble and whiskey, a fucking deadly combination. You will be kicking her door down, in a couple of hours.
2 years ago
hahahah
2 years ago
They only trouble with whiskey I really have is that I'm running out of the shit.
2 years ago
I'm fine with whiskey up to a certain point, then i black out, and i used to wake up to the dreaded words, DO YOU FUCKING REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!!!
2 years ago
Whoops, iv'e been spelling whisky as whiskey, my brain is so mashed from the shit over the years, iv'e forgotten how to fucking spell it.
2 years ago
Was it drink whiskey. And was it a bird?
2 years ago
Omg you drank whiskey you poof old man!
2 years ago
What? Now i'm totally fucking lost.
2 years ago
I really need to learn how to refine my jokes
2 years ago
not your fault man, on the whisky remember.
2 years ago
at least you will lol
2 years ago
Cool, i thought i was having a brain hemorrhage, on account of i just took a handful of them, around 2 hrs ago.
2 years ago
What are you going to do for more booze md? You probably have cans in the fridge, do you.
2 years ago
Fine don't answer me then, ya ignorant bollocks.
2 years ago
Calm down mate, I was having a fag. Got lost, it's dark.

No beer on supply man, regretfully. I can't carry the weight, I cycle and live in the country
2 years ago
I know you want to use the word ignorant, but please do so without ignorance. Because I could claim you to be an ignorant faggot for not accepting the English into your country.
2 years ago
I thought you crashed out at your computer. Do you not smoke in the house. Fuck sake there is nothing worse than running out of booze and not being near a pub. I live in the middle of the city, but it makes no difference, the offies all shut at 10 o clock. I know a few bars, that you ring the buzzer round back, and they will serve you tins at any time.
2 years ago
Well fuck, I am living in the wrong fucking land. I could go to asda for booze but there's no way of getting there but illegal or life threatening.
2 years ago
loil....having a fag
2 years ago
fucks sake
2 years ago
24 hr asda, do they not block the drink aisles after a certain time? They used to do that in tesco but we used to break off the tag, or if your really cheeky, just start drinking as much as you can in the store, until security comes and throws you out.
2 years ago
I could have had a fairly quiet drink lol
2 years ago
aahhahaha fucking hell. No tis 24 hour and I can go an get absinthe right now
2 years ago
I wouldnt even bother but for you faggots
2 years ago
Thinking back,we really didn't give a fuck. I would be on the move already if i knew i could get a bottle of absinthe at this hour.
2 years ago
Well I have two hours to go until St. Patrick's Day but I'm one quarter Irish and I'm starting early with some whiskey from my freezer. Nice and cold that way.
2 years ago
Im not gonna spend a minute sober on Saint Patricks day am I
2 years ago
Nice one toolman, Slainte
2 years ago
Lets do this shit, For saint Patrick!
2 years ago
I'm the only 100% Paddy here, and i haven't a fucking drop. I'm hitting the off licence as soon as they fucking open.
2 years ago
It's nearly two thirty in the morning there, isn't KURUPY?
2 years ago
T
2 years ago
2.20am toolman
2 years ago
Is anything open right now that serves booze?
2 years ago
You disgust me KURUPT
2 years ago
my mom
2 years ago
You fucking ponce
2 years ago
There is a hotel, about 15 mins walk from here, i know the night porter, and he would give me out booze if i asked he, but he has to charge pub prices, because he is taking them from the hotel bar, so fuck that, i'm not paying €5 a bottle, for bottles of cider.
2 years ago
Well tell that woman to serve us up some drinks man.
2 years ago
Then get the fucking spirits
2 years ago
That's even more expensive at hotel prices.
2 years ago
What the fuck are you on about md, i told you i was fucking skint, i'm waiting till the morning and i'm getting 16 cans.
2 years ago
Get the most for your money when you're short my friend. Tomorrow sounds like a better day.
2 years ago
No I don't blame you, you can see that before I said so.
2 years ago
With that, I say good night.
Got to work on the holiday.
2 years ago
Catch ya later toolman
2 years ago
Later tools, take good care
2 years ago
btw - reading MD and Kur conversations hurts my brain

i mean - i understand almost all of the words, but it's often pretty hard to get the jist of the drift

fucking "english" language
2 years ago
* possum researches Young Ones episodes *
2 years ago
fuckit ima sub Irish stuff now
2 years ago
sarcasm can cost you dearly on the internets.
2 years ago
FUcking mary jesus n joseph
2 years ago
sorry kurupt dont be a shitlord
2 years ago
Cant even tell If im making sense. That fucked up
2 years ago
its all good

no sarcasmic from me at least

might be getting lost in irish folk atm but who knows

might get something subbed eventually

2 years ago
Do this instead
2 years ago
working on it
2 years ago
Wait, I meant to give you somthing to do
2 years ago
otherwise its boring
2 years ago
subbing the great escape now
2 years ago
theres always this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O119HCxBNnk
2 years ago
but i wont object to the great escape. Do I sound like a female when you think of me as british?
2 years ago
I only ask because I dont know what british males sound like nowdays
2 years ago
um

in response (?) to at least some of that...i think of you as a jowly 40ish british binge drinker mostly

zat okay?
2 years ago
you have nice hands also
2 years ago
Oh, thanks!
2 years ago
tomollow i spam irish
2 years ago
Is it good??
2 years ago
is it ever?
2 years ago
That "shhh" makes this
2 years ago
I'd be pissed off!
2 years ago
Dawww.. that was adorable.
2 years ago
That smack on the ass at the end is an omen of things to come
2 years ago
Your asshole knows all about that, eh?
2 years ago
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