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Happy St. Patricks from Squidley

Me getting ready to Party

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by Squidley

submitted March 15th 2015

95 comments
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Happy St. Patricks from Squidley
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i hope you trip over the blarney stone and crack your old stupid face on the side of the pot of gold
2 years ago
Poor squidley.
2 years ago
I agree with billy...
2 years ago
Unfortunately
2 years ago
brush your dentures they look disgusting
2 years ago
Looks British
2 years ago
This looks worse than British. The shit I see on BBC they just don't look to be as vain as "we" are and give no fucks about whitening their teeth. This though, this looks like he just doesn't brush at all, I bet he smells like burnt coffee and rotting fish
2 years ago
Thats quite vivid. I imagine he smells of TCP
2 years ago
The fuck is TCP? There could easily be a stale urine smell, or what ever it is that kinda smells like cat piss that usually floats around old people
2 years ago
Tits, Cunt & Penis
2 years ago
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TCP_(antiseptic)
2 years ago
Nearly all old people in the UK smell of TCP
2 years ago
TCP= Tom Cats Piss
2 years ago
I was assuming it was like aspercream or something but apparently it isn't. In South Africa it's what vaginas smell like apparently
2 years ago
I'll have you know my teeth are as clean as a regular brushing can make teeth.
2 years ago
Don't worry 'bout it. Just scrape some o' that mustard off yer teeth and make a sandwich.
2 years ago
fake no sign

Also

Dude were you eating poop? The stains on your shirt and teeth indicate possible poop consumption.
2 years ago
Your face is poop
2 years ago
Runny, greenish poop
2 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster just had a pretty good BM *
2 years ago
That's what your mom said when you were born.
2 years ago
Jk. I don't even rly know you. I'm sure you're rly cool and stuff. I was just blowing off steam online.
2 years ago
shut the fuckk up stupid ass rollo
2 years ago
Don't even try to step to me, chollito.
2 years ago
I should have changed shirts. The stain is from the Mexican food I had for lunch today.
2 years ago
likely story....
2 years ago
Your drawers are open.
2 years ago
His fly is too I bet
2 years ago
Neat stuf in my drawers.
2 years ago
^ 14th creepiest MS comment ever
2 years ago
^13th
2 years ago
Squids real name isn't John is it? He sure as shit looks like one of my Uncles
2 years ago
You'd better believe he's a John...
2 years ago
it IS john, fyi
2 years ago
interesting
2 years ago
SQUIDS ARE YOU MY UNCLE
2 years ago
would make sense
2 years ago
Would it
2 years ago
That room, lol. It looks like a crime scene.
2 years ago
Ok, that made me laugh. A lot.
2 years ago
Get the blue light ready
2 years ago
That's a pretty sweet dresser. What is that, particle board?
2 years ago
With faux oak i presume...
nothing but the best for his precious lada
2 years ago
Jesus Christ, squid. I thought you stopped subbing stuff, also buy a new fucking TV.
2 years ago
The TV goes all the way back to 1982. It still has a good picture though.
2 years ago
That TV is pimp... it really ties the room together
2 years ago
I hope you die from potato famine...
2 years ago
I think we had about 8 potatoes worth of fries today

http://i.imgur.com/cOpmKuI.jpg
2 years ago
Your gonna die from cholesterol
2 years ago
It's a 3lb burger, Mr. Toaster split it with me. 8 slices of bacon, 4 onion rings, 4 slices of cheese, a pound of beef, 6 in bun.. various other condiments. I feel like shit now, we got like half the fries eaten and had to call it quits
2 years ago
It'll be a glorious death though fries
2 years ago
mmm that burger looks good , i think i might have one today
2 years ago
hey toaster when was the last time you sucked a dick?
2 years ago
I don't know what that has to do with burgers
2 years ago
it has everything to do with it
2 years ago
3 fucking lbs ?
2 years ago
So said the menu
2 years ago
murkafuckyeah
2 years ago
I find a 3/4 lbs burger is more than filling
2 years ago
*average sized penis
2 years ago
Who measures penis by the pound?
2 years ago
....

thread ruined.
2 years ago
I go by girth
2 years ago
good head is what I look for
2 years ago
Do you have a grading system ?
2 years ago
It's pass or fail
2 years ago
That sounds flawed
2 years ago
guess they only have to worry if they fail
2 years ago
Is anyone going to tell him that St.P day isn't for two more days?
2 years ago
OR IS IT
2 years ago
meh. w/e. Next week will be Christmas.
2 years ago
PGH. celebrated it Saturday too.
2 years ago
Green teeth. Really getting into the spirit of the holiday.
2 years ago
Sweet tv. #baller
2 years ago
better than another bird in a bathtub selfie
2 years ago
His next sub will be a repeat of hoarders.
2 years ago
If its not a repost or mediocre porn then its facebook time for squidley on mucho
2 years ago
I don't know why my teeth look so dingy in this photo. I had them cleaned a few days ago and of course I brush two or three times a day.
2 years ago
Thats why at age 68 I still have teeth.
2 years ago
Are you using the same lighting as tyler? That would actually explain a lot.
2 years ago
harsh
2 years ago
i was thinking more sexlord
2 years ago
You guys need to start subbing more material. This turkey of mine was not meant to be muchoworthy but only as comedy relief.
2 years ago
your teeth are fourescent yellow and you poop your pants on the regular
2 years ago
So squidles finally admits his shit is shit
2 years ago
Squids, I'll sub more if you sub more
2 years ago
bastard
2 years ago
calm down... it's a trick
2 years ago
I'm going to sub more anyway
2 years ago
* possum hmms *
2 years ago
Just wait 'til I shave my head this weekend.... you'll see
2 years ago
I haven't seen anything to sub. Internets dead.
2 years ago
you know what to do...
2 years ago
If you sub now, we will even settle for fishsticks.
2 years ago
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