points: 33

Leg press accident.

That's got to sting

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by KURUPT

submitted March 10th 2015

216 comments
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is that even possible
2 years ago
I didn't think so, until i saw this. Her fucking bones were made of elastic.
2 years ago
The seat doesn't move on leg presses. I'm not really sure what she is doing/using here. The one at the gym I go to you're laying on your back and pushing up with your legs
2 years ago
like you've been to a gym. wow.
2 years ago
Yeah because I don't go to the gym with my husband
2 years ago
Do you stand next to the vending machine, and watch him work out, while you pig out.
2 years ago
L O L
2 years ago
yes, how did you know?
2 years ago
HAAAHAAAAA
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser jacks off on this thread *
2 years ago
The only squats I was doing were the ones to pick up the chips I dropped on the floor
2 years ago
I like to hide inside vending machines, and secretly watch people.
2 years ago
I'm pretty sure it isn't possible to hide inside a vending machine, they have glass fronts
2 years ago
@Toaster you know SquatFace?
2 years ago
In what terms are you asking if I know squat? we all know his mucho persona
2 years ago
ok. you're creeping me out, sir.
2 years ago
I'm usually cleverly disguised, inside a twix wrapper.
2 years ago
I would soooo let you suck my dick, though.
2 years ago
GID U KUR!!!
2 years ago
^translation


"GOD DAMN YOU, KUR"
2 years ago
Punky I didn't know you were into dudes
2 years ago
An annoying, alcoholic, junkie, faggot. You really are fucked up punky.
2 years ago
I am. I love men. Anyways...fuck all that boring shit. Can I shoot clabbered milk up your asshole?
2 years ago
Kurupt that sounds like an offer you cant refuse
2 years ago
TELL HIM, WO"MAN"
2 years ago
The only time i'm ever going to be close to punky, is when i finally hunt him down, and beat him to death with his own shoe.
2 years ago
well, that's gonna suck royal(rock) ass, man. I wear a 13" D-Wide.
2 years ago
Well then start wearing steel toe cap boots, then it will only take me half as long, to fracture you skull.
2 years ago
NIGGER, I WILL SMASH YOUR TEETH IN WITH MY "KEEN's" 8)

http://muchosucko.com/118508/Kitty-Litter-Cake
2 years ago
STEEL TOE..YOU FAGGOT ASS BITCH
2 years ago
so many backdoor burglars on mucho. I feel like I should sub a gay sub since I protested the gay subbing way back
2 years ago
but it's cool dug has it covered
2 years ago
I don't know, apparently Dugs donkey is on the mend so he's probably busy with that
2 years ago
all males have 75% homo jeans on.
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
if i've partially made sense of what you just said, how did you work that out?

Toast, what was wrong with it in the first place? Was it carrying dugs kid?
2 years ago
it had a prolapsed uterus lol
2 years ago
What was wrong with dugs donkey, did it have ring sting, and that's why he switched to chickens for a while.
2 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster leaves to get some beverage *
2 years ago
Don't offer any of us a beer then, ya ignorant bitch.
2 years ago
go figure.
2 years ago
oh yeah, I totally forgot that I can just hand you a fucking beer through the computer
2 years ago
fuckin vortex_slut.
2 years ago
Just pour the beer directly into the usb port, and press send.
2 years ago
* makodragon puts his balls through the computer *


leave em alone punky
2 years ago
*Possum's butthole
2 years ago
if it's a strong beer better compress and zip it first
2 years ago
hahaha
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser dramatic ZIPS *
2 years ago
Well my plans for the night are ruined. I only had enough alcoholic beverage for one glass. Only thing left is chocolate vodka and beer. What am I? AN ANIMAL
2 years ago
let's get toaster drunk and get her to post her tits on mucho, whereupon we bukake a printout
2 years ago
chocolate vodka + funnel + video camer(with sign) = your butthole
2 years ago
*camera
2 years ago
I'll pass on that
2 years ago
Come on toaster, what else is there to do on a Tuesday night, but get out of your head on chocolate vodka, and get your tits out for the lads.
2 years ago
I lost my breasts in a tragic hobo accident, sorry guys
2 years ago
she should(could)<AA LINGO..put some headphones on and finger herself to some wicked old school jams!!

http://muchosucko.com/114991/for-L0RDQU3S0-part-1
2 years ago
Well if this will sweeten the deal for you i will pay the theme tune to the Beverly Hillbillies on the spoons.
2 years ago
As enticing as that offer of being serenaded by the spoons is, I'll pass
2 years ago
To answer your question fries, that's called hyper extension when your joint bends the other way that it's not supposed too.
2 years ago
Well then i'm sorry toaster, but thats my best, and most romantic offer.
2 years ago
She's married.
2 years ago
Yes i know tool, i was offering to play the fucking spoons for her, it was a joke, but you would have know if you read the comments, instead of butting in like a fucking cock blocker.
2 years ago
tit blocker in this instance I think
2 years ago
omg
2 years ago
That's how I roll sometimes
2 years ago
fyi my breasts are also sore from eating the vending machine snacks
2 years ago
Can we see?
2 years ago
PLEASE?
2 years ago
I said fucking PLEASE
2 years ago
there is no god.
2 years ago
No shit.
2 years ago
Remind me never go to the club with you.tool
2 years ago
the scars still aren't healed from the hobo fight tooly
2 years ago
i have a hyperextended penis
2 years ago
You're pulling too hard.
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser goggles air *
2 years ago
or not hard enough, who knows
2 years ago
KURUPT, if we go to the club, you'd thank me for being a cock block because I'm not like OJ's friends.
2 years ago
twss
2 years ago
I wonder if KUR will get that joke
2 years ago
and toast, why don't you let me be the judge of that.
2 years ago
You calling me one of ojs bitches? I will cut your fucking face
2 years ago
because you suck?
2 years ago
so a hobo gets a vigorous grope, and mucho gets nothing, not even a peep
2 years ago
mako, it's complicated, they gotta go on trial
2 years ago
no no no, I was speaking to KURUPT about being a cock block
2 years ago
you seriously had your tits attacked by a hobo?
2 years ago
lol@tool's man boobs
2 years ago
hah fuck no, but it'd make a great story wouldn't it
2 years ago
I was asking very nicely to post your hobo stricken boobs and let me be the judge if they were beaten down or not, you know I love you girl.
2 years ago
don't cock-tease hobos man. I bet you were flashing some cleavage in his face. Like waving a huge slab of rump in a bears face.
2 years ago
I'm homeless at the moment. you people are really lame.
2 years ago
There's no hobos here :( THough I did learn last night that the people across the street can totally see my tits when I'm walking around naked, it was a serious note to self moment
2 years ago
HOT
2 years ago
FAT
2 years ago
EVEN THE CUNTS ACROSS THE STREET SEE YOUR TITS!? WE TALK TO YOU AND EVERYTHING!
2 years ago
you're such a tease toaster.
2 years ago
So you'll share them with the neighbors who you don't even know but you won't share them with your mucho family who treats you with respect and kindness all the time?
2 years ago
I am as itchy as a mother fucker, those tablets aren't worth it.
2 years ago
that's almost exactly what I said lol
2 years ago
We were typing it at the same time.
2 years ago
I just type slower.
2 years ago
what are you dropping kurupt?
2 years ago
I can't help that I don't understand how windows work, I lived in a fucking basement for years people
2 years ago
I think he already nutted.
2 years ago
yeah I know, but it's just funny that we said the same thing only your comment reflected what you said better, and my comment reflected what I said better
2 years ago
Well, pretend your computer screen is a window and we're the neighbors looking in.
2 years ago
too late, already got dressed today
2 years ago
I feel ya.
2 years ago
Tramadols md, i am like a fucking mental patient here, And toaster how did that convo come up anyway, with the neighbours? I got some of your mail by accident, and also could you close your fucking blind, my kids saw your tits last night.
2 years ago
why are you taking tramadols? I've had those. Kinda mellows you out.
2 years ago
She's teasing them and she knows it.
2 years ago
Taking them for bad back pain, the past few years, i didn't take them for ten days, and then started again yesterday. I get the opposite effect, really alert, like on a mix of speed and coke, but i don't sleep and scratch like a cunt.
2 years ago
No I was driving home from the gym and noticed that you can see our entire hallway through the windows in the cats room
2 years ago
The cat has his own room in the fucking house.
2 years ago
yes and the dogs share a room downstairs, because they like the quick access to the backyard
2 years ago
what does Claude's room look like, KUR?
2 years ago
You must have a massive pad toast. And i don't know what Claudes room looks like, you would have to ask toaster. You know me i stick to hanging around in vending machines.
2 years ago
It isn't massive, we just don't have kids and don't really like people to visit lol
2 years ago
Good thinking. I thought you Americans were big into having people over to saty. I have a few American cousins, and everytime they come to Ireland they ask to stay in someones house, and never book a hotel. But they also offer for any of us to fly over there and stay with them in the house. I wouldn't like that if i went over, i would rather do my own thing.
2 years ago
My husband pretty much hates everyone. We do offer people space to stay if they need it but they have to share a room with the dogs or the cat, since they live here full time
2 years ago
at least you don't let your pets sleep on your bed. I fucking hate that.
2 years ago
the dogs sleep on our bed at night, it's the only time the husband really gets to see them lol
2 years ago
pigsty
2 years ago
Does the cat not get jealous, when you get people to share a room with it?
2 years ago
I bet my house is cleaner than any of yours
2 years ago
you disgust me
2 years ago
only cats can sleep with humans. 8P
2 years ago
No idea Kurupt we only adopted him a couple weeks ago
2 years ago
cats are worse. I have been known to punch cats to establish my bed territory
2 years ago
George doesn't really ever leave his room. He just sits in the window all day and meows if he wants your attention
2 years ago
I would give you a run for your money toast. I keep the place fucking spotless, when your not working you have to do something, plus being out of my head on tables make me do it 3 times as fast.
2 years ago
NEVER HURT A CAT, YOU WANKER
2 years ago
that's the alarm clock, love

and punky fuck you. I am more important that a fucking animal. I will fight to mark out and establish my territory
2 years ago
Kurupt I'm a house wife, I have nothing to do all fucking day but clean. I'm also off some meds because the army is stupid so I have issues sitting still
2 years ago
@mako go fuck your dragons, nigger!!!
2 years ago
i have noticed the only way a to train a cat it to punch it in the gut
2 years ago
Not true md, small cuts to the face, with a stanley blade, teach it on the double time.
2 years ago
do I have to keep scrolling(thumb rolling) up to this bullshit?
2 years ago
My cat came pretrained, no work needed. He uses a litter box like a boss
2 years ago
mmmm...KITTY_LOVE
2 years ago
Will you ever find it?
2 years ago
it's hard to catch them without hurting them with any other method. The speed of my jabs has increased dramatically
2 years ago
I'M A CAT_FAG!!!
2 years ago
You can just walk up to George and pick him up. It sounds like your cat is an asshole
2 years ago
no, that cat just knows it's should be in the fucking bedroom
2 years ago
*shouldn't
2 years ago
The majority of cats i have ever been around, are pricks.
2 years ago
he loves his room and his shit in it. I picked everything up to vacuum and he gave me fucking death stares. Was still a good kitty
2 years ago
lol@toaster's obsession with assholes
2 years ago
if it wants warmth it should chip in with the utility bills
2 years ago
<<<< #CAT-FAG
2 years ago
I assume if there was ever a rodent problem that he would earn his keep
2 years ago
<<<<<. #LION KING LOVER 8(
2 years ago
they cause a rodent problem by bringing them in spilling their guts all over the shop
2 years ago
huh?
2 years ago
shop=place
2 years ago
Usually a spoiled house bound cat, won't do fuck all if a rat runs into the house. They might bat around a mouse, but bottom line is they don't give a fuck, that's why i hate them.
2 years ago
@MD are you Asian?
2 years ago
http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/all-over-the-shop
2 years ago
Fuzzy finds mice and arachnids amusing...he plays with them and pets them and calls them George but never kills them :(
2 years ago
Hahaha, talking cats and cats with there own bedrooms. What the fuck, did i really have a stroke, and am actually hooked up to a life support machine?
2 years ago
holy shit. POSS IS INTHA HOUSE


*logs off*
2 years ago
jk
2 years ago
what is it with people thinking I'm asian?
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
It's your funny face, nigger. 8P
2 years ago
he doesn't go outside, plus he's only active once it gets dark. he's half vampire
2 years ago
you can talk, apeface
2 years ago
OOPS. I DIDNT MEAN TO USE THE "N-WORD"


* PunkyBruiser watches old "OU" VHS tapes *
2 years ago
rip OU
2 years ago
inb4 "jrob like"
2 years ago
don't talk shit about Georges

http://i.imgur.com/3Cx8VJh.jpg
2 years ago
nice
2 years ago
that's a fucking beautiful animal, woman.
2 years ago
much respect..lard-ass
2 years ago
Fuzzy would fuck him up, fact
2 years ago
also..that's an incredible photo, toaster!!
2 years ago
Poss probably, George is lover not a fighter. He's a pretty big fan of belly rubs and fancy feast.

Punky you do know that cell phones have cameras on them now right?
2 years ago
NO WAY!! REALLY??? IM FUUCKED
2 years ago
RIP ME
2 years ago
@Toasty still..that photo is super awesome.
2 years ago
Fuzzy is 17 lbs of other-cat-hating-territorial-nutless-wonder
2 years ago
He's pretty photo genic! Poss we wanted to adopt a big kitty like that, a black one, but George was on death row. The pound here only gives them a week then they put them down

http://i.imgur.com/3cDkczB.jpg
2 years ago
*tears up, because owns dog*
2 years ago
Apparently people don't like to adopt senior cats. I don't know why, he already knows how to cat pretty well.
2 years ago
bitch...you're really screwing with my emotions.
2 years ago
also...I just saved those two photos.


GOD_FAP
2 years ago
This is punky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
2 years ago
aanndd????
2 years ago
just saying
2 years ago
this is you at your so called "GYM". JUST SAYIN'

http://muchosucko.com/126135/Red-Head-Dread-Bread-Tread
2 years ago
SUPER PING PONG!!!!
2 years ago
I wish I had a bread hat
2 years ago
HUH???
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser shits and falls back in it *
2 years ago
* possum re-opens Scanner software *
2 years ago
good luck with that, dude.
2 years ago
*throws turkey scraps on back porch for poss*
2 years ago
look away from the video, and just listen to the audio. It sounds like me nuttin' in oster butt.
2 years ago
wait a minute...that came out wrong.
2 years ago
*oster's
2 years ago
dats gay
2 years ago
oh....my bad.
2 years ago
lol@J2's jealousy
2 years ago
I'd still like to bend her backwards and fuck the living shit out of her broken ass, but that's just me.
2 years ago
tooly, a woman would have to be a pretty big shit storm for you to not take her up
2 years ago
Your saying that like it's a bad thing.
2 years ago
I think all women are beautiful in their own ways.
2 years ago
just. sayin.
2 years ago
Toast, in all seriousness, I love my wife and wouldn't do anything stupid to hurt her like that. Even though things have changed a whole lot for us, she's still the same woman I'll love for the rest of our lives.
2 years ago
fag
2 years ago
That's how I love my women too. Dependent on me and no over ambition
2 years ago
Jrob has that same kind of love but with a pocket pussy, Toolman
2 years ago
A protein shake will heal that right up.
2 years ago
recover password
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