points: -10

BOW!!

All hail His Grace, Steven of House Seagull, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted March 10th 2015

372 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
BOW!!
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comments (372)
Where's your crown?
3 years ago
Dude.

You see that chin?

I ate it. Duh!
3 years ago
Self-depreciation = upvote.

Well done.
3 years ago
You dress like an average Canadian... I thought Germans had style???
3 years ago
Wtf would give you that ludicrous idea?
3 years ago
TV mostly...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZR9SA5pOg
3 years ago
Also, it's called camouflage. Spain, Germany, UK , Sweden, France. I blend right in anywhere. Major plus for diamond and bank theists.
3 years ago
why are you sitting on a bunch of firewood?
3 years ago
Heathen
3 years ago
In line for the 4d climb the wall experience now. They have some occulus rift kinda headgear to simulate going up the wall, wait time 120 minutes. Hope I won't barf.
3 years ago
So the 4d wall climb is basically using a 2nd generation occulus in a phone booth fitted with fans. The way the heard gear reacts to movements is amazing, but the screens are kinda low res with very visible scan lines and poor interlacing/ anti- aliasing. It's kinda like having tiny movement sensitive crt's on your face. And the stereoscopic/ 3d effect is not that noticable. Also when it moves forward but you stand still the illusion kinda shatters. Cool but needs work.
3 years ago
I hoped you barfed.
3 years ago
i didnt cuz it was only like 50 seconds , but i felt loopy for half an hour afterwards. but that might also've been cuz of my lunchtime drinking.
3 years ago
I hope it was worth every franc.
3 years ago
when the fuck did people get the idea that i'm french??
3 years ago
When you gave this gay pose.
3 years ago
Well, he also enjoys munching on baguettes, if you catch my drift...
3 years ago
sheesh tools, i was so proud of 'tired, world-weary ruler'..... there's just no winning with you, is there?
3 years ago
* jrob2020 subs pic of his trip to the aquarium *
3 years ago
Jelly much?
3 years ago
the aquarium was way funnerer
3 years ago
I GOT TO PET A STINGRAY!
3 years ago
IN YO FACE
3 years ago
WHO'S JELLY NOW BITCH!?
3 years ago
* jrob2020 does a victory dance *
3 years ago
It's all fun and games and stingray petting til you're stuck with annoying rugrats and alimony cheques
3 years ago
no alimony....but teh rugrat part is right
3 years ago
Hear that negro? I'm saying you fucked a fish!!
3 years ago
whoosh :(
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/sN2ue0Z.png
3 years ago
So you're saying you wouldn't fuck a stingray?

Better run for water bitch. Cuz your pants. They're on fire!
3 years ago
their skin does feel eerily similar to human skin
3 years ago
those poor bastards of jmeme..oh the humanity..
"hey little jrub-do you even toke?"
3 years ago
i like to enjoy life not resent the fact that i'm old and take it out on others....like some people around here cough sillygayqueer cough
3 years ago
ancient grumpy fuck
3 years ago
I like the stingrays that kind look like cow noses, they don't have teeth. The ones with pointy noses bite :(
3 years ago
Bad-ass, I'm jelly
3 years ago
looks like jrob is jelly too
3 years ago
of sitting in an uncomfortable chair?...no
if theres some kind of roller coasters or something there ....i might get jelly
3 years ago
Keep telling yourself that lol
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
4d wall climbing experience mofo! !!!!!!
3 years ago
i cant wait till they make teh vr headgear available and somewhat affordable for gamers
3 years ago
This fall. The valve/ steam headgear will fuck the market up so bad. SteamOS, their gamepad, steam machines and their vr guy will basically reinvent the game. Ps4 and xbone might be the last generation of standalones and occulus will be born dead if valve do this right.

3 years ago
Guy=gear
3 years ago
seems like ive been waiting for that steam controller for 5 years now though :(
3 years ago
and the steambox!
3 years ago
It's all ready now. Pax east and gdc saw the roll- out. This fall. The game will change. Forever.
3 years ago
#Ibelieveingabe
3 years ago
I'll believe in Gabe when he makes with HL3!
3 years ago
I can't believe I keep coming back to this gay chat site.
3 years ago
/Steven_Seagull NO WAY

*thinks to himself*

"HOLY SHIT... This will make a great selfie sub for Mucho"
3 years ago
@Jrob FUCK YOU NIGGER!!! I "LIKED" YOUR COMMENT!!!


FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
I STFU'D YOURS BITCH
3 years ago
lol? 8(
3 years ago
S T O P
3 years ago
Where's the sub you promised JamesT?
3 years ago
oh shit!! Tha "car in the river" vid??? I forgot all about it. I need to sub Cat's Xmas gift too.
3 years ago
I'm a lazy fucker nowadays 8P
3 years ago
you should do "a day in the life of punky" muchodocumentary
3 years ago
A day in the life of Punky:

Get high
Eat
Insert objects into pee hole
Barf
Pass out high and/or drunk
3 years ago
-insert objects into pee hole

but otherwise..yeah.
3 years ago
you skipped get abused on mucho until he pretends to log out a couple of times then finally really does
3 years ago
whuuut?
3 years ago
wat
3 years ago
in the butt
3 years ago
You look like Steve Jobs and Bill Murray, squished into one disturbing entity.
3 years ago
If by disturbing you mean sexy, then yes
3 years ago
well the scowl on your face says youre living it up!
3 years ago
Now, if we only had some gas and a match. ha


(jk)
3 years ago
*if only
3 years ago
i dont get it
3 years ago
its a German thing
3 years ago
god, fries. just shut up. you so jelly in yo belly we could sell you as a bean at lidl.
3 years ago
FUCK YOU HEATHER YOU STFUING BITCH
3 years ago
tell us how you feel poss
3 years ago
i'm too upset
3 years ago
that was an accidental phone stfu poss, jebus
3 years ago
On your knees so much the color of your jeans have faded. Nice boots, you fucking douche.
3 years ago
they come pre-douched, uhm i mean bleached. pre-bleached.
3 years ago
Poor little Guatemalan got a sore throat fading those jeans.
3 years ago
turn-up jeans ? what a faggot
3 years ago
says mr. all-denim.
3 years ago
clearly im the person to speak to regarding the wearing of denim
3 years ago
hey what happened to my avatar
3 years ago
now your unemployed its just Lord of the Sofa
3 years ago
Retainer of the P45
3 years ago
Casher of the Giro
3 years ago
fries-pwned
3 years ago
considering that i actually went outside to an exhibition to get that pic none of those comments make any sense.

but yeah, supes pwned.
3 years ago
just cos you went outdoors doesnt mean they dont still apply
3 years ago
maybe the sofa one. But you just went and sat down somewhere else instead.
3 years ago
*Protector of the Remote Control
3 years ago
wait.. that would imply he's the man of the house
3 years ago
about that facebook you never use...
3 years ago
it's on there as well
3 years ago
it should stay there
3 years ago
How does it feel know being attacked by England?
3 years ago
didn't notice
3 years ago
How did you make a picture containing a throne made of swords so camp?
3 years ago
teach me your feminine secrets!
3 years ago
and now an md-pwn
3 years ago
lol@rl is fun. Wasn't the fun part that you went and played on occulus rift? Real life is shit. Accept it.
3 years ago
this is some funny shit. im gonna sleep well tonight
3 years ago
remember to wake up healthy
3 years ago
sup jrob
3 years ago
inb4 *jingles keys*
3 years ago
how's the firemaking going?
3 years ago
*does best announcers voice*

AND JROB SNATCHES UP A SQUATFACE JOKE AT THE 30 YARD LINE!!
3 years ago
nvm...I'm sleepy.
3 years ago
faggots.
3 years ago
Are you using again, you look alittle sleepy
3 years ago
awww naptime for seagull
3 years ago
A seat made of swords and knives. How uncomfortable.
3 years ago
I'd like to have you sit on some knives.
3 years ago
wanna know WHY the throne is uncomfortable?!!?!?!?!
3 years ago
I CAN TELL YOU
3 years ago
Please do
3 years ago
The Iron Throne was constructed by Aegon I Targaryen, the first king of the Seven Kingdoms. Aegon the Conqueror had the throne made from the swords surrendered by his enemies. It is supposed to have taken a thousand blades to make, heated in the breath of Balerion the Black Dread. The hammering took fifty-nine days.[3]
The Iron Throne is an assymetric monstrosity of spikes and jagged edges and twisted metal. It is uncomfortable, and the back is fanged with steel which makes leaning back impossible. Aegon I had it made this way deliberately, saying that a king should never sit easy. King Aerys II Targaryen, the "Mad King," was always cutting himself upon it, and it is said that the throne itself has caused the deaths of several people
3 years ago
a badge i wear with pride
3 years ago
Please go lean back in that throne you copy pasted about.
3 years ago
the real throne, not the replica that hasn't killed anyone
3 years ago
your stupid-ass bike will kill you before my nerdery kills me
3 years ago
I thought it wasn't my bike and I was a big fat liar? But, you're probably right. i just have to ride smart and not like a wanna be sons of anarchy retard.
3 years ago
is that your first bike or are you some kinda veteran? what kinda license you need in the US for a bike? in germany and most of europe getting a bike license is way more expensive and time-consuming than one for cars.
3 years ago
I have ridden bikes my whole life. Started with mini bikes as a kid, motocross 80cc and 125cc and then some street bikes my brother had. This is my first harley and first bike i will ride consistently around town so the only aspect that is way different is the amount of vehicles around me. Even as a somewhat experienced rider i had the dealership deliver it cause i had the butterflies and was nervous cause of the financial commitment and the fact I hadn't ridden in quite sometime. I have a permit that is good for a year and then i take a motorcycle driving test anytime i want to get the full license. Right now i can't carry passengers,ride at night,or ride on the freeway (i do sometimes anyway but not a lot) The permit cost $30 and you have to pass a written test. After you get some riding time in you pay another $17 or $20 to take the motorcycle course test to get your full license but I can do that at anytime within the year my permit is valid.
3 years ago
I can afford the bike and provide for family but it;s a pretty big investment so i was scared of crashing it on the way home. it's way less than a car and gets just 100 miles per 2.1 gallons of gas.
3 years ago
jeeesh. bike license in germany is between 1-2000 € on average
3 years ago
There are lots of retards here on bikes, mostly crotch rockets. Would probably be smart if they made it more expensive to be honest but it is what it is.
3 years ago
In NY, it's an endorsement, and you have to have a license to drive a car already, plus a motorcycle permit-that's a written test. If you take a course through the NYS motorcycle safety program, it's $275.00 plus a $10 app fee (it's 15 hours and the provide a 250 cc bike) If you take the course and pass the road test, you never have to take it again.
3 years ago
yeah, its the same here mako but $20 and practice or $275 and you can also fail that as well and not get it even after paying
3 years ago
Well, that's the thing I didn't mention: You take the road test during the course. If you pass the course, they wave the road test. And seriously? If you can't pass the course, you shouldn't be on the road. The only part of it I failed was when we had to do figure eight turns-I kept taking my foot off the peg.
3 years ago
Plus I'd rather take the road test with the people that taught me, vs. some old fart DMV employee that'll fail ya for not checking your mirror.
3 years ago
Attention whore
3 years ago
Mega faggot.
3 years ago
both correct
3 years ago
this isnt pie making
3 years ago
how would you know
3 years ago
that pie turned out awesomely delicious btw
3 years ago
I see that you are in that half man, half women leg cross position. You must be getting to your elder side of life.
3 years ago
Just another German queer sitting on a plastic lawn chair.
3 years ago
Nice rolled cuffs on your pantlegs, What is it? still 1953 in your shithole part of the world?
3 years ago
^Paedo
3 years ago
*pedo
3 years ago
If aka was here then he clearly didnt get convicted ....
3 years ago
Fuck off with that shit fries, we've covered this already
3 years ago
Ive more to say
3 years ago
Go ahead, I'm at the edge of my seat

* Sprinkles shuts the door *
3 years ago
Well aka clearly has an illness and we should help him seek some sort of medical help instead of running him off the site. He's still going to get his CP if when he's not here... running him off the site wod almost be like turning our backs on the fact that he has this problem
3 years ago
Show some empathy for the sicko
3 years ago
The only help I'd offer him is a prescription for lead pills and aluminium (in the form of a bat)
3 years ago
That woulld at least be helping
3 years ago
Clearly you and seagull have some deep rooting issues
3 years ago
*rooted
3 years ago
The world's population is to great for us to waste resources on human shit-piles who are beyond redemption.
3 years ago
*too
3 years ago
ah, it's aka's quarterly testing of the waters once more.

FUCK OFF YOU DESPICABLE PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE!
3 years ago
and yes fries, please go ahead and help aka. i'm sure he's only waiting for you to reach out to him. sole reason he keeps on coming back here time and again: your psychological expertise.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles waits for the inevitable white-knighting retort by the League of Paedophile Lovers *
3 years ago
At least sprinks and Seagull get along under these circumstances
3 years ago
That's all that matters...
3 years ago
i wouldn't say 'get along', we just don't have the same kinda rose-tinted glasses or blind belief in the fucked-up US justice system thst so many others on here exhibit. i'd call that 'common sense'.
3 years ago
+1 for common sense
3 years ago
Is that a beerbelly ?
3 years ago
kinda
3 years ago
Fred Perry top ?
3 years ago
no, WeSC
3 years ago
Jesus christ you are a hipster mess. Cool pre bleached knees faggot. is that so all the boys know you suck the dick?
3 years ago
^knows all the gay signs
3 years ago
^^Get's his 2 inch penis sucked by Seagull
3 years ago
a hipster mess? i look so friggin normal....
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser puts bi-vocals on *
3 years ago
*focalls
3 years ago
god damn it!!!
3 years ago
Punky sings bi-vocals in his new band
3 years ago
@tin
at least I know how to "Mucho"..you mothball smellin' bitch!!


http://muchosucko.com/119811/Happy-Holidays

3 years ago
I need my Bi-vocals in order to see your gay sign
3 years ago
LOOK CLOSELY, STINKY. IT'S ON MY BIGASS GORILLA HAND, FAGGOT...UNLIKE YOURS...ON YOUR STOLEN MOTORCYCLE.


http://muchosucko.com/126484/Tinskis-mid-life-crisis
3 years ago
You seem really upset over it.
3 years ago
It's real,it's mine and if you really need me to go out front and make a sign and take a photo just so you know i;m not lying I guess I will.
3 years ago
Do eeeet
3 years ago
nah. just fuckin' around with you, stinky. be carful on your bike, boy.


^Real
3 years ago
STAY AWAY FROM YOUR NEIGHBORS BELONGINGS!
3 years ago
Hodor kills dumbledore
3 years ago
Seriously, you look bored as fuck
3 years ago
tired. i'm tired. protecting the realm is hard work.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/OG0c9V8.png
3 years ago
I don't get this show. Boobs? Do people watch it because of boobs?
3 years ago
and up you go old sub
2 years ago
up
2 years ago
upupup
2 years ago
yay!
2 years ago
season 5 was total garbage by the way. literally every deviation from the book was bullshit and didnt work or make sense.
2 years ago
much like your subs....
2 years ago
Whammy
2 years ago
glass houses nigger
2 years ago
whoops
2 years ago
glass houses nigger
2 years ago
busted...
2 years ago
not really. that reveal was done weeks ago.
2 years ago
you don't see me alting.. its just sad
2 years ago
big goulies?
2 years ago
giant balls?
2 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/user/Big-goolies I'm just gonna leave this here
2 years ago
900+ downvotes... hahahahahaa
2 years ago
big bollocks
2 years ago
yeah whatever...... better find some water cuz i smell burning trousers mr. liar-pants
2 years ago
*liar-please
2 years ago
mako's a genius... http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Fries-please
2 years ago
Nah, I don't waste my time on that bullshit site. I just click on the person's name.
2 years ago
and yet you waste everybody elses time on here...
2 years ago
Right, just like you do. Have another drink, foofie.
2 years ago
mucho by definition is a total waste of time, regardless which individual does what. that's why accusing someone on here of 'not having a life' always strikes me as particularly funny and very ironic.
2 years ago
Hey mako when you go to Mexico every year do you go by yourself ?
2 years ago
No, I bring your mom.
2 years ago
Lol yup afraid to give a straight answer
2 years ago
Actually, I was being honest. She said you need to call her more often, too.
2 years ago
Lol oh my god so pathetic just answer the auestion straight you little pussy your mom jokes are for 12 year olds youre like 55 years old
2 years ago
And the beaner rage rises again. It's not my fault she doesn't give you her itinerary.
2 years ago
Lol what a pussy can't answe the question , so he has to be defensive, and beat around the bush lol that's a good laugh
2 years ago
It's just a yes or no question lol bitch can't answer it
2 years ago
Well, I bet your mother wouldn't think it's very funny, you speaking in this way. Don't worry, I won't tell her about this. Not this time, anyway.
2 years ago
gotta admit, shark being 55 made me lol. that would means he's half as old as kjirk.
2 years ago
uhm whammy
2 years ago
Lol wow youre so pathetic keep beating around the bush you ain't fooling n e 1
2 years ago
i hope the captain sees this
2 years ago
Eh, that's what kids do when they have nothing left to say, Bird. I'm still convinced cryax is a teenage girl, no matter what you say.
2 years ago
Lol i ask a sjmple question dude starts cryinv about it
2 years ago
n e 1? did this thread suddenly turn into a game of battleship?
2 years ago
Always the talk about "crying," etc. It's like he learned how to troll on facebook. Hence the name "cryax" like I said. Cryax gonna cry, I guess.
2 years ago
I'm mdriving and young do I'm trying not to be grammatically correct
2 years ago
I hope you crash.
2 years ago
Besides a fully loaded burro doesn't move that fast.
2 years ago
Lol i hope you can answer my question just a yes or no
2 years ago
Maybe.
2 years ago
i don't know what cryax just said but he sunk my aircraft carrier


g 4
2 years ago
That's a hit, Bird.
2 years ago
Poor mako can't answer the question
2 years ago
Hey mako do you go to Mexico by yourself?
2 years ago
What question?
2 years ago
I already told you: sometime I bring your mom. Wtf, is English not your first language?
2 years ago
Lol poor dude to ashamed to say no he don't
2 years ago
Okay: no I don't go to Mexico by myself. Happy?
2 years ago
Lol poor mako , maybe one day you and los can go but keep enjoying Mexico by yourself
2 years ago
Fine, I'll have your mom send a postcard with a pic of us next time, mmkay? Maybe then you'll comprende.
2 years ago
And truth be told, LL likes Spain more.
2 years ago
And since you're driving, put that phone to use and give your dear old mum a call. It just takes a second.
2 years ago
Lol mako go feed the birds at the park top looking at me for interaction
2 years ago
The park top? Is that a Latino expression?
2 years ago
who doesn't like spain???
2 years ago
I've never been there, so I can't say, dude.
2 years ago
It's like how Duhg doesn't like Mexico or sharks but has never been around either one.
2 years ago
if the economic situation wasnt as shitty i would even consider moving to spain actually.
2 years ago
I hear the weather's nice...the rain falls mainly on the plain.
2 years ago
i got that reference!
2 years ago
Yeah I was taking a chance there
2 years ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIp-0V6YKfQ

damn, but ruined my own... it's 'understood'
2 years ago
People can kill all the spiders and snakes that they see and that is "normal" but for me to not like sharks and never have actually killed one makes me the grand terminator of species on mother earth......... go figure
2 years ago
no, it only makes you a dumbass
2 years ago
dug, honest question have you ever been in any ocean in your entire life?
2 years ago
On the bright side a friend just today gave me about 10 sharks to mangle Dangerousdug style
2 years ago
Honest answer........... once
2 years ago
did it freak you the fuck out or was it actually kinda nice?
2 years ago
Only went in knee deep and kept an eye out towards the deep the entire time but ..... I suppose it was nice. Would have been alot nicer without all those fucking sharks watching me
2 years ago
I rest my case.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dtk3VW8MDI
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/JDLGBtS.jpg
2 years ago
Michael Jackson actually did backup vocals on that song.
2 years ago
I knew that but not really a MJ fan here.
2 years ago
It's okay to be an MJ fan, Duhg. No one will think you're "the gay."
2 years ago
Not for that, anyway.
2 years ago
Is that Neverland Ranch still around or did it die with MJ ?
2 years ago
It's still owned by his estate, and I think a management company.
2 years ago
I don't think MJ was a normal gay......... buttfucking 9 year old boys puts him in another league
2 years ago
i really like everything up to 'dangerous', later mj was kinda rubbish.

and i try to seperate the music from the weird most likely pedophile manchild that made it. his death really struck me, aybe more than any other celeb death apart from christoph schliengensief whom none of you will know.
2 years ago
and i really thought the user name 'dangerousdug' was indicative of great live for mj's 92 album.
2 years ago
love too
2 years ago
Going to big aquarium this week while I am off work. I hear there is big shark tanks with tunnels going though them so you can get real close to them. Gonna help with my shark phobia .......... we will see
2 years ago
I'm proud of ya, Dug
2 years ago
kinda got the " heebe-geebes " already
2 years ago
also, the neptunes offered to produce an album for mj, he declined and made blood on the dancefloor instead. that neptunes production became timberlakes first solo album.
mj's life sure would've taken a different turn had he done that project, timberlake won like all the awards that year.
2 years ago
Myrtle Beach?
2 years ago
face your fears!!
2 years ago
lol.... no Cincinnati
2 years ago
I'd be more worried about getting shot than I would be about the sharks. Cincinnati is one of the most violent cities in the U.S.
2 years ago
Watch Dug get bitten by a human lmao
2 years ago
but dug, when homosexuals get it, it is called the heebee-BeeGees
2 years ago
and a blowjob from a jewish girl is a heebrewbeejay
2 years ago
I was in Cincinnati a dew weeks ago....wow what a shit hole.
2 years ago
*few
2 years ago
It's too bad, cause Cincinnati is a happening town. Lots of German influence, ironically.
2 years ago
*was
2 years ago
Haven't been there in years but that doesn't surprise me, It has been a shithole for quite some time now
2 years ago
One of the few places in the U.S. where you can get Goetta
2 years ago
My car will break down in the projects knowing my luck.
2 years ago
If that happens, just stay in it and keep the doors locked. You look like a cop as it is.
2 years ago
Got several guns in the car so was planning on shooting my way out
2 years ago
Hopefully they're legal for that county.
2 years ago
You had to see the wigger thug I ran into at a gas station with his fake ass tear tattoos...I wanted to smack the shit out of him.
2 years ago
In case you have to use it, I mean.
2 years ago
But your idea is probably better.........except for having my daughter with me which will work as "brotha bait"
2 years ago
"OnStar, this is Muhammed..."
"Niggers are looking at us, send help!"
2 years ago
jesus dug, just make your house into a fortified compound and never fucking go outside.... you paranoid fuck.

'oh no the sharks, oh no the hebrews and the negroes, oh no the democrats and the gays..... enemies everywhere'
2 years ago
There's a fine line between being vigilant and paranoid, and unfortunately you have to stay right in the middle in a town like that.
2 years ago
dugs nightmare is gay sharks getting married and their inevitable homofish std's treated for free thanks to obamacare...... and zionist newspapers spinning that as 'progress'
2 years ago
Sounds like a weird dream I had once, but that was after drinking Jager. I puked in my sleep that night, was not good.
2 years ago
you need german in your gene pool, otherwise jäger will mess up your system.
2 years ago
dug should be all for gay sharks. homofish don't procreate.
2 years ago
homofish dont procreate would be a good t-shirt.
2 years ago
Actually I am a trusting fool - with guns
2 years ago
I developed a taste for Tennessee sour mash whiskey. Gotta stay away from it.
2 years ago
well my gene pool is fine without german
2 years ago
Don't even start that shit.
2 years ago
im happy with Roman and Viking but no way German
2 years ago
even a little French maybe
2 years ago
but speaking of drinks, i'm having lime and elderflower kopparberg tonite, very tasty, but alcohol free, got wasted badly enough on friday and tomorrow is a schoolday........... for someone.
2 years ago
noticed... it was like a retard commenting on friday
2 years ago
well, drunk me pwned the shit out of chaka-imtotallynotsprinkles-khan that night though
2 years ago
top of most discussed... well done you bunch of seagull-squad faggots
2 years ago
We thought you had passed out.
2 years ago
nope... still here
2 years ago
yay

:-(
2 years ago
its nice that you think about me though
2 years ago
I just don't want you to pass out and stop breathing some random night while you're Muchoing. We'd all be cursed if you died.
2 years ago
his ghost would only haunt squidley
2 years ago
Squidley already haunts Mucho..."The Ghost of Mucho Past..."
2 years ago
I hope you're all fucking proud of yourselves
2 years ago
More jelly than a donut^
2 years ago
best of all it even got featured just now. with about as much legitimacy as g.w. bush's first presidency.

suck it!
2 years ago
jeesh, if frirs got a fiver everytime someone said 'suck it' to him....

oh wait.






he does.
2 years ago
now lets annul all those votes!
2 years ago
I don't get paid to suck
2 years ago
labour of love huh?
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XgnfHrr.webm
2 years ago
do I really gotta copy and paste your lameass links
2 years ago
and what a waste of my time...
2 years ago
Yup, such a waste. Guess you'll just have to find a new website to hang out at for 18 hours a day.
2 years ago
but I like it here
2 years ago
The stop whining.
2 years ago
*Then.
2 years ago
I don't whine , I stipulate the obvious
2 years ago
shut up meathead
2 years ago
and here we go with Moronsville main resident...
2 years ago
Stop using that word, "stipulate." It does not mean what you think it means.
2 years ago
well why don't you stipulate what it does mean then Mr Google'nt
2 years ago
fries is adorable. i want a fries cartoon show and a fries bobblehead and a fries plushie and fries rides at all the disney parks, like 'its a fries world after all'.......

nohomo
2 years ago
and i dunno why, but somehow i'm also thinking a fries line of water guns.... and a fries slip n' slide
2 years ago
"hey kids, let uncle fries get you wet"
2 years ago
And a fries stuffed doll that sits there and uses words he doesn't know, but drunkenly wants everyone to define for him. Classic!
2 years ago
yeah foofoo, you really misused the shit out of 'stipulate'

and i have qualms with admitting that i had to look it up.
2 years ago
uhm, 'no qualms'

dammit
2 years ago
no comments in 10 hours yet still top of most discussed....
2 years ago
whats gone wrong...
2 years ago
Your face
2 years ago
You will BOW to sucking my thick cock full of girth until I tell your faggot ass to stop,you fucking faggot ass German fuck!

And tell your fugly ass girlfriend she's a Skank and suck my ass too.


You're easy like you skanky bitch
2 years ago
Whats her name?
2 years ago
Let me guess....you won't tell
2 years ago
Fucking whore
2 years ago
The only skank you can get is a paid for whore
2 years ago
Like your girl......A FUCKING WHORE SLUT BITCH COCK SUCKING FUCKING SLUT
2 years ago
End story
2 years ago
I
2 years ago
Don't
2 years ago
Even
2 years ago
...
2 years ago
FUUUUUCKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUU WHUUUUNNNUUUU
2 years ago
Ohhh you snitching again honey boo boo
2 years ago
Tell your desperate inexperienced no tit bitch I need her o suck my cock!!
It's bigger anyway based on your faggot dress in this sub.
How many cocks did it take to ware those jeans on your knees?
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up you nobody
2 years ago
recover password
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