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Armed thief, pat's dog during pub robbery

Put that fucking money in the bag, and if that dog has puppies, can i please have one.

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by KURUPT

submitted March 9th 2015

71 comments
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highly professional, seagull
2 years ago
not quite diamonds either. Busted.
2 years ago
Hey md, how ya keeping?
2 years ago
good mate, been on the wagon. Need to try to actually find some work. I don't hold out much hope. Probably gonna be on the dole shortly.
2 years ago
you doing alright?
2 years ago
Good stuff, how long you been off the sauce? I'm on the job hunt myself. waiting on a call back, for shift work. The fucking dole is a joke, scrapping by hard to mouth. Other that that i'm doing good pal. You doing anything for Cheltenham, it's starting tomorrow.
2 years ago
it's been what, hmmmmm 3 days now? Yeah I hate dole money, mainly because it doesn't cover internet fees. CHeltenham is the horses ain't it? Nothing planned, gotta do job search related shit like a CV and that bollocks.

It's been more that 3 days lol. Not much though
2 years ago
You just have to do it 1 day at a time. 3 days down, the shakes and cold sweats should be nearly stopped by now. Yeah Cheltenham is the GG's, i'm owed money, and the cunt is ducking me, so i have to hunt him down, i need money for a few beers and a few bets. Is there much work over in England? Things seem to be picking up over, jobs are actually being regularly advertised, which is something i haven't seen, since before the recession started.
2 years ago
^poser noob drunks
2 years ago
I don't know to be honest. I haven't worked in ages so I'm in debt.
2 years ago
meh - maybe it works differently in countries where you dont have to work and still can have a place to live and food nd internet and etc

* possum moves to Wales now *
2 years ago
um - does Wales have corn?
2 years ago
The money you get poss, is basically enough to pay the rent, and some of the bills, shopping, and tobacco for the week. I would much rather be working a full time job, and being able to save, or go on a holiday, or go for a few pints on the weekend. The dole is shit.
2 years ago
I have loans. It's gotta be paid back. Like, soon. Hopefully I will be able to actually earn a survivable wage when I find work
2 years ago
Yeah hopefully, for me and you both. I can't even find a few days cash in hand anymore, that's why i started handing out cv's again, because it's time to bite the bullet, and try get back into fulltime employment.
2 years ago
what's weird to me is the concept of being able to survive period, without a job


The More You Know
2 years ago
I don't even know if I can become accustomed to working full-time again. I work hard, but even when I worked regularly, I never turned up on time. Got me sacked a couple of times.
2 years ago
Well when i was working, i was paying my taxes and shit, you build up credits, and if you fdo find yourself out of work, you claim them back. But what i can't understand ispeople from Romania and Russia and shit, can just come to Ireland, never work a day, and be entitled to the exact same benefits as me, a person born a raised in this country.
2 years ago
it's not easy possum. I've been in poverty a few times.
2 years ago
But you will find that if your off the drink , md. Then you probably will be on time for work, all the times i was late clocking in, was because i was on the piss the night before.
2 years ago
I don't like that the basically outsource skilled work domestically, because the labour is cheaper, since a lot of the time, those foreigners live in a room with like 8 other people. Normal people want to live in a flat with a mate or girlfriend and maybe start a family, and can;t compete.
2 years ago
in sodak we have a Points System at most jobs...1 point for calling in sick, half a point for being more than X minutes late...accumulate more than 3 points in a month and you are fired, stat

(they bend the rules if you've been there for a few years though)
2 years ago
* possum culture shocks the fuck out of this thread *
2 years ago
well, you can;t argue with that. I probably would have got sacked even sooner lol
2 years ago
That's true md, all the Polish guys that work all the hours they can, live in a house with a bunch of them, the don't put any money back into the economy, the drink at home, the shop in all Polish supermarkets, and all there wages are sent back to Poland. Ireland should have never joined the E.U during the boom times, we welcomed them all in with open arms, then the country was on it's arse, and now it's all fucked up.
2 years ago
wow - that could easily be a beaner-in-murka comment

2 years ago
* possum shuts up now *
2 years ago
it make me laugh when in the news, they say unemployment is down, then they give some stats, saying that 250,000 more people are employed than there was last year.

That might be technically correct, but it might as well be a tactical way of saying 250,000 more new migrants just got employed this year.
2 years ago
Thats true poss, except he Mexicans are lazy and smell like tacos, where as the Eastern Europeans over here are mostly nasty ex convicts, that smell like cheap wodka.
2 years ago
to be fair, I smell like cheap wodka too. Except on my birthdays.
2 years ago
But is it every fucking morning you smell like wodka, as soon as the supermarket opens?
2 years ago
it's just where economics meets ideology. And to be honest, I don't give a shit about non-british people.
2 years ago
i smell like victory and menthol and mold
2 years ago
ok non-commonwealth
2 years ago
victory?
2 years ago
yeth
2 years ago
wait...
2 years ago
I always had a hunch that you smelled a bit like mould poss, but the menthol comes as a surprise.
2 years ago
...plus ireland

is victory an axe scent?
2 years ago
true though, I don't get up early for cheap wodka. Whisky on the other hand, different story
2 years ago
Marlboro Menthols ftw
2 years ago
I'm for menthols too. Does anyone smoke rolling tobacco in the US?
2 years ago
I don't know how you smoke them poss, someone gave me a 20 pack of them a while back, they cut the fucking throat out of me, they are in a drawer somewhere. Iv'e only drank 4 times since new year. md. And each time i had a shit night sleep, was sick as fuck the following day, and insulted people when i was drunk, so it just doesn't agree with me anymore.
2 years ago
I'm the same. I'ts not like I have a physical addiction and need booze constantly, but once I take a sip, it's like the irish in me wants to replace the english portion of my blood with alcohol
2 years ago
once i start, the Finn in me just wants to drink mice elf to death

i am fine
2 years ago
Yeah, i never know when to say enough, but all my mates are like it as well. We cant just go for a few pints, or call round and watch a match with a few cans. It has to be drink until you fall down.
2 years ago
the dane in me still wants to be fickle and spiteful though...
2 years ago
I'm going to get some sleep, catch ya later.
2 years ago
laters
2 years ago
Those girls are lucky they didn't get raped.
2 years ago
lol wb squidley
2 years ago
assuming you know what wb means.
2 years ago
I never really left. I'm just not going to sub pics anymore. My material is dated and I tend to call my reposts something else when I'm trying to see if the picture is already here.
2 years ago
nice, glad to know you're sticking about
2 years ago
lol he has negative 29,000
2 years ago
ya i 2nd that...MS has lost too many regs already

squid - its okay if you repost occasionally - maybe just try harder searching before subbing?
2 years ago
* possum dodges the hateballs *
2 years ago
...and stares directly at Claude's balls
2 years ago
* makodragon smokebombs *






















*dissapears*
2 years ago
Now I know how Bill Murray felt in Groundhog Day.
2 years ago
okay okay
2 years ago
You guys kill me.
2 years ago
yeah what happened to urkel?
2 years ago
shut the fuck up possum.

don't listen to his shit squidley. seriously, don't.
2 years ago
It's a god damn shame when you have to use a machete to rob your local dinner.
2 years ago
you can't not pet a puppy
2 years ago
I'd like to pet your pussy
2 years ago
George is pretty friendly
2 years ago
Who the fucks George ?
2 years ago
her pussy, duh.
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ExyzflS.jpg
2 years ago
recover password
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