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International Womens Day

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by NummerEins

submitted March 7th 2015

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International Womens Day
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Sorry IF repost!
And yup, I know it`s the 8th of March...^^
2 years ago
5 years of lurking and you still dont know about tags?
2 years ago
eat my drunk double dv

i stopped voting, but you besmirching germany with this shit left me no choice
2 years ago
lol
Point for ya!
Honest.
But obviously YOU didn`t learn to sum up your coments in just ONE post as well!
;-)
;-)
2 years ago
true dat
2 years ago
single comment
2 years ago
is for suckers
2 years ago
bitch
2 years ago
hi steve


* possum runs like hell *
2 years ago
that
2 years ago
is right
2 years ago
you better
2 years ago
run!
2 years ago
( do i sound like walken now?)
2 years ago
No, Walken would've went "FRANKENSTIEN never scared me, as a monsta, you know...marsupials do though...cause, well (whispered) they're fast!"
2 years ago
that's sounds like a mucho challenge to me

the walken impression challenge
2 years ago
Jay Mohr still does the best Christopher Walken impression.
2 years ago
with customary old-fashoined glass slammer pre-drink handicap
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcrYQtb3OzM
2 years ago
it's good, but this is a pretty good competitor: http://muchosucko.com/95386/Christopher-Walkenthrough-Super-Mario-World
2 years ago
It's good, but like Jay says, you have to not be afraid to whisper a little when you do Walken. Comedian Kevin Pollak does a decent one, but it's too rhythmic to me.
2 years ago
Plus Walken is so random...you could ask him "How did you like being in Pulp Fiction?" and he'd go "Makodragon! Idk if you know this, but, you can check into Kim Kardashian's ass on Foursquare...I was mayor for a WEEK!"
2 years ago
yeah, that's him in real life i guess, but being not-American, I don't know how walken is in real life at all, only how he delivers lines in film
2 years ago
Eh, from what I can gather, he's no different irl. Jay Mohr tells a story in that YouTube link where he says that Walken is just as weird off-camera. Plus I have a vid of Chris at home cooking with Richard Belzer, and he makes Richard take a picture of just his nose...so yeah, he's...different...
2 years ago
From most people, I mean.
2 years ago
King of New York Walken is best Walken
2 years ago
I've only seen parts of it. At Ravens games, they play a recording of Walken reading The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe and he just adds to the ominous tone of the poem.
2 years ago
It's really not that good but it's a young Walken doing what he does.
2 years ago
I've seen that vid mako, believe it or not. Yeah, I remember thinking that it was kinda awkward and odd
2 years ago
Plus he had the privilege of being one of the last people to see Natalie Wood alive.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kWHMH2kxXs
2 years ago
S3 HoC. I am siked.
2 years ago
I should probably start with season 1
2 years ago
It will have you hooked in the first 60 seconds.
2 years ago
I've gotta get Netflix first... I barely watch tv :/
2 years ago
I have all of them downloaded. ;)
2 years ago
I AM watching Girls from the beginning though, which I highly doubt you're into lol
2 years ago
Not quite the same genre. =/
2 years ago
lol no not quite.
2 years ago
...I guess, cuz I have no idea what that is.
2 years ago
Watch this and tell me if I'm right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuDDiRN-9TA
2 years ago
hipster sex and the city with trendy music and lots of nudity
2 years ago
I'm ok with 75%
2 years ago
I just love Kevin Spacey
2 years ago
Robin Wright's good in it too.
2 years ago
yeah I like her in most things too
2 years ago
Oh, God, that's the one with Lena Dunham?
2 years ago
yep!
2 years ago
=/
2 years ago
yeah :/ it just... happened.
2 years ago
Kevin Spacey, Girls, nudity, and Lena Dunham?

What the fuck is going on over here?
2 years ago
just your average Saturday night
2 years ago
I don't know... sounds like a slow start.... no high speed chases, contra ban, or an intense red bull binge.... yet....
2 years ago
yeah I lied, this is pretty tame.
2 years ago
Heather
you shouldn't lie
4 days ago
report spam | like | stfu
2 years ago
Uh huh....
2 years ago
do as I say, not as I do... or something
2 years ago
Like it matters.... all the grown ups are asleep so you're free to pretty much just do what you want due to the complete lack of adult supervision.....
2 years ago
I dunno, Claude's still here and he's REALLY old.
2 years ago
True, but he uses a 'z' instead of an 's' so that takes away any age advantage or edge he may have had...
2 years ago
that's true.
2 years ago
zzzzzzz
2 years ago
^he's either sleeping cause he's an old man, are reaffirming his coolness
2 years ago
I are reaffirming
2 years ago
I thought so
2 years ago
(should have gone with "well said". damn)
2 years ago
*reaffirming his sleepiness....
2 years ago
That too...
2 years ago
how far into season 3 are you claude?
2 years ago
I haven't started. You watched?
2 years ago
as per usual...boreko is fuckin wrong about christopher walken impressions..no one does it better than kevin pollak
2 years ago
im on episode 3 i believe...i could give an early summation but ill refrain
2 years ago
NO...no
2 years ago
heatherton needs to get into it..im sure she'll dig it
2 years ago
No doubt.
2 years ago
I was planning on it
2 years ago
yeah i wouldnt do that..when movies come out i dont even want to know what theyre about before i see them
2 years ago
well then my work here is done
2 years ago
I still to re-watch maybe the last 2 of S2...I was sort of half paying attention.
2 years ago
*need
2 years ago
yeah i did that with the walking dead and every other episodic series i watch
2 years ago
I'm still watching the walking dead, that's one series I'm caught up on.
2 years ago
just refresh me melon a bit
2 years ago
and game of thrones when it comes back
2 years ago
They can't bring it back. Everyone is dead!
2 years ago
i think i might give that game of thrones a try..im leery of uber middle earf nerdyness though
2 years ago
game of thrones is awesome... but the books are better :/ Its really not *that* uber fantasy... it seems more like historical fiction
2 years ago
you just gotta pretend dragons are normal.
2 years ago
Dragons aren't normal?
2 years ago
Childhood ruined....
2 years ago
:(
2 years ago
Speaking of Noah....did anyone see this god-awful flick?
2 years ago
nope
2 years ago
No need... I read "The Book"
2 years ago
I'm a big Russell Crow fan, and I wanted to like it, but....
2 years ago
Were there dragons in there, Nix?
2 years ago
There were after I got my white out and a fresh pack of pilot pens....
2 years ago
I added them into the Genesis....
2 years ago
with Phil Collins...
2 years ago
the story was very much improved...
2 years ago
I like the Bible better when Gabriel wrote it.
2 years ago
at one point Phil rides a dragon and sings Against All Odds...
2 years ago
lmao
2 years ago
Epic.
2 years ago
TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOWWWWWWW
2 years ago
Scor-Scor-Scorchio....
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4LSoB9IXF0
2 years ago
blows my mind the impact that lil' movie had on pop culture
2 years ago
that damn horse in the quicksand ruined me forever
2 years ago
Don't think about it.
2 years ago
I haven't gone near quicksand since.
2 years ago
Those eye laser statues was one of the first times I saw naked boobs...
2 years ago
Turn your mind to the Rus's ;p
2 years ago
RUN ATREYU!!!!!
2 years ago
lol I'm watching indecent proposal this is a very odd Saturday for me
2 years ago
*high five*
2 years ago
also, researching request for proposals
2 years ago
<< cleaning guns and adding laser sights.....
2 years ago
oh that sounds fun
2 years ago
the fun comes later...
2 years ago
Ah, the ol' RFP. If I had a nickel for every million dollars of paper I wrote....
2 years ago
*RFIP
Request For Indecent Proposal
2 years ago
good luck with those bids...
2 years ago
there's an application fee for that type
2 years ago
have to cover the cost of "testing" somewhere
2 years ago
Jrobs ex enjoys this day by getting gang banged by niggers. Also, so does jrob
2 years ago
neegers
2 years ago
International Woman's Day:
I'd rather be fighting the Man!!
2 years ago
Do both!
2 years ago
so Nix dates a tranny?
2 years ago
You sons a bitches!!!!!!
2 years ago
I'll cut you!!!!!
2 years ago
"Sister" Fister.....
2 years ago
You called?
2 years ago
Happy Womens Day
http://i.imgur.com/tNcpp5V.jpg
2 years ago
Now that's hot.
2 years ago
That's all you women think aboot, sticking it too the man.
2 years ago
Sweet baby Jesus... 7 people on here... 7? WTF..... this used to be mucho prime time.....
2 years ago
yeah :(
2 years ago
being a night owl ain't what it used to be
2 years ago
we may need to start passing out hand bills in parking lots (windshields) and crashing girl scout cookie sales parties...
2 years ago
And I just started my red bull binge :(
2 years ago
well that's ok, I have a coffee
2 years ago
OK... we subtract yak since he is pretty much AWAL..... so 6... 6 mother fucks.... me sad....
2 years ago
How sad is this: I'm staying up just to grab my boarding pass at 4am. =(
2 years ago
that's..... mucho sad....
2 years ago
that like a 10 on the scale
2 years ago
This one........ goes to 11
2 years ago
For that little extra push....
2 years ago
It's my little OCD. I like to get it as soon as it pops up. I fly Mon morning, so I can grab it 24 hours back
2 years ago
it's one sadder....
2 years ago
I always found d- to be the saddest of all the keys
2 years ago
well *I* am staying up for no good reason at all
2 years ago
Watching indecent proposal is a pretty good reason to stay up....
2 years ago
that's more of a symptom of the greater illness
2 years ago
i could make a mucho sandwich board and twirl it around at our local super walmart
2 years ago
THAT is using your noodle
2 years ago
Touche, Heather...
2 years ago
ill stand right in front of the weird older folks who try to get unsuspecting dopes to sign their petitions
2 years ago
I would help fund the board....
2 years ago
Hmmmm, maybe we could all bake "mucho scout" cookies and sell them to help raise awareness.... while billy works the sandwich board...
2 years ago
ill make up all kinds of lies too....
"hip community with fascinating people"
"everyone is treated like kings and queens"
2 years ago
"help send the little muchoers to camp.... PLEASE!!!!"
2 years ago
every box means another tott is that much closer to washington dc
2 years ago
hahahaha

'all funds go towards helping the differently abled attend mucho summer camp'
2 years ago
We're special needs
2 years ago
no lie
2 years ago
Send your kids to mucho summer camp.... while there they will learn valuable life lessons like online aggression/self defense, scat porn, and the legend of Jreese....
2 years ago
you had me at scat
2 years ago
Scat gets everyone.... 99% lie about it.
2 years ago
no wonder the parents flee mucho...
2 years ago
of course sir
2 years ago
what parents?
2 years ago
shhhhhhhh they sleeping....
2 years ago
i could do with a yummy chicken pot pie..fuck that sounds delightful
2 years ago
yeah, you don't even know what parents cause they're GONE
2 years ago
i want to open up a restaurant dedicated to pot pies
2 years ago
dont none of you steal my incredible idea
2 years ago
you mean the koi fish kind and his better half?
2 years ago
I just found out my former chef and friend (?) came into my work place tonight and was hammered, refused to leave and was inappropriate to the female staff and used racial slurs... lol.... so nice.
2 years ago
They already have those here in denver.... but they're not "restaurants"
2 years ago
only in canada heather...only in canada
2 years ago
what are they called ?
2 years ago
ridiculous
2 years ago
And their pot pies don't have any chicken in them....
2 years ago
we call them "dispensaries"
2 years ago
oh well then forget it...no chicken,no shoes,no shirt,no dice
2 years ago
the problem with weed is..the shitheads who smoke it
2 years ago
Heather.... got any good restaurant recommendations in Toronto? I'm getting tired of Jack Astor's every time I'm there for business....
2 years ago
fuck Jack Astors
2 years ago
where do you stay?
2 years ago
what is that,a clam joint?>
2 years ago
Usually near Oakville
2 years ago
oh, that's kinda far... is that where your business is? or do you commute downtown?
2 years ago
Business is there but we usually check out downtown while we are there
2 years ago
well depends how much $ you wanna spend I guess! If its on company dime I can give you some nice recommendations lol
2 years ago
for sure... company covers it all.... cost usually doesn't matter
2 years ago
I get to live it up when I'm there
2 years ago
good, good.
2 years ago
hey nixon..lets meet up in toronto and go in halves on some blow?
2 years ago
http://www.thechasetoronto.com/index.php
http://north44.mcewangroup.ca/
http://oliverbonacini.com/Canoe.aspx
2 years ago
what i mean by halves is,you expense it and ill help you snort it up
2 years ago
http://www.grandelectricbar.com/ go here for tacos and bourbon, but expect to wait to get in... worth it though
2 years ago
you also cant go wrong with The Keg if you feel like a steak, and there's a few of them around and probably in Oakville as well
2 years ago
Very cool... these look great....

My coworkers are gonna be way impressed when it's my night to pick and wonder how the fuck I knew about these places...
2 years ago
I have to have a really good steak while in Toronto so I will have to check that one out for sure
2 years ago
https://www.kegsteakhouse.com/ also http://www.barberians.com/
2 years ago
oh I guess they're updating their site. anyway, those are all good options
2 years ago
you're the best Heather...
2 years ago
I need to buy you a drink
2 years ago
I know :)
2 years ago
I mean, thanks!
2 years ago
Billy... you'd need to find someone selling blow that would accept my corporate visa....
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
Ok Heather, next time I'm in Toronto drinks on me... bring your laptop and we can mucho drunk together and post selfies into the wee hours of the night...
2 years ago
With signs....
2 years ago
Thanks corporate visa!!!
2 years ago
hahahahaha well that just sounds like a BLAST. nothing says party like a laptop and personalized signs!
2 years ago
and booze... don't forget the booze....
2 years ago
duh I never forget the booze
2 years ago
Just checking....
2 years ago
ok I must be going, I think we have sufficiently spammed enough to piss off the mucho elitists when they wake up
2 years ago
haha.... the look on their faces.... will be priceless....

see ya Heather... and thank you much for the recommendations... i really appreciate it
2 years ago
anytime, I am a bottomless well of information

night!
2 years ago
That was disconcerting.
2 years ago
Breathe cap'n..... breathe.....
2 years ago
I am?
2 years ago
Billy - they have a Pot Pie restaurant in Sioux Falls - google "Lick The Spoon"

(also doubles as 5th creepiest cafe name ever)
2 years ago
plane ticket bought!!!!!!!!!!

ps.FUCK THE FUCKIN TIME CHANGEE!!!
2 years ago
i dont even know what a pot pie is
2 years ago
does it get you high?
2 years ago
the Southwest Chicken is my favorite...they also make a good quiche (if you're into that sort of thing)
2 years ago
steve - meat and veggies, in a pie crust?
2 years ago
like a shepherds/ meat pie?
2 years ago
um probably
2 years ago
In Denver they get you high...
2 years ago
breathing in Denver probly gets you high nowadays
2 years ago
isn't denver so high up that their air will get you high even without weed if you're not used to the altitude?
2 years ago
Possible... never scene it. People get light headed and pass out...
2 years ago
Womens ? Plural plural ?...
2 years ago
Easy frenchy.... it's the royal womens
2 years ago
If we give them a day, then we'll have to give them a month and then they will bitch about something in that month just like the blacks did.
2 years ago
I spent $37 and saved $50 on sex toys today. Go national cheap sex toy day!
2 years ago
wtf where?!
2 years ago
edenfantasys.com had pretty much everything 25%-70% off
2 years ago
aw man not on the Canadian site
2 years ago
Is it not celebrate the woman in your life day in Canada? I wouldn't have known if I hadn't be looking for a rubber wiener
2 years ago
Also I think it's stupid that the site I look at isn't the same site you look at. Why must they complicate the internet!
2 years ago
good question.
2 years ago
well THATS hilarious.... if you type in adamandeve.ca instead of .com, you get a Vatican website. awkwardddddd
2 years ago
Netlix should be Netflix, sex toys should just be sex toys! COME ONE INTERNET COMPANIES I don't see how Canada and the US could have that different interests in tv and wieners
2 years ago
I love me some pope while I'm buying vibrators
2 years ago
Heather, I'll place an order for you and drop it off when I'm in Toronto... assuming I get past security/customs.....
2 years ago
Just let me know what you need....
2 years ago
lol good luck. last time my order got opened at customs, hope they enjoyed
2 years ago
Lmao
2 years ago
That was likely the day terrorists got through....
2 years ago
nothing like receiving an order from adamandeve.com in a beat up box with customs tape on it.... sexy.
2 years ago
yeah, they let some drug mules through cause they were busy fondling my vibrator.
2 years ago
Hahaha..... fucking customs....
2 years ago
I'm so glad the only thing I order out of country is t-shirts. Though I do enjoy getting the box out of the mail while friends are over, them asking, me asking if they really want to know. They never do
2 years ago
Canadian t-shirts?
2 years ago
yerp, they're the best
2 years ago
killed :(
2 years ago
Mutha'uckas
2 years ago
Did it occur to you that perhaps the vibrator was *on* when it went thru customs?

* JamesTKirk turn tr creep off *
2 years ago
and still in you.
2 years ago
recover password
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