points: 15

Always flush first

when you're in Australia

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by Sprinkles

submitted March 5th 2015

67 comments
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nope. nopenopenopenopenopenope. nope.

i would burn down that bathroom.... probably the entire building, jst to be safe.
3 years ago
"sir, are you aware that this act of arson killed three people, one of them an infant, and the damage is almost 4,3 million dollars?"


"but...but... spider, big ass fucking spider!!"


"welcome to australia, mate"

*cuffs klick*
3 years ago
I'd shit in the sink if I had to live in Australia
3 years ago
I wouldn't be caught dead in Australia, or anywhere else for that matter.
3 years ago
yes you stick to your own craphole
3 years ago
Well you people invented this craphole.
3 years ago
no way that black bastard is still moving after i drop a turd missile on his porcelain village
3 years ago
george w. bush, 2002
3 years ago
awww the little fella just whats somewhere to sleep and call home
3 years ago
that's a toilet, fries
3 years ago
so.. thats the sort of place punky would call home
3 years ago
Needs more fire.....
3 years ago
So do your kids.
3 years ago
brollo...youre a real one man show you know that?
3 years ago
with all your self-likes and whatnot,you really could just have your own site
3 years ago
suckotomasi
3 years ago
Rollo_patheti
3 years ago
He was just looking to catch a fly, and the worm that went with it.
3 years ago
vegemite and giant insects: two reasons I will never be going to Australia
3 years ago
though I do love a good game of knifey spoony
3 years ago
Don't forget Koala bear sandwiches....
3 years ago
guys my teacher wants to use my last assignment as an example for the class, I am officially a scholar
3 years ago
Teacher's pet!!!
3 years ago
4 years we've been asking to see your tits - nothing.
Teacher asks for it and gets it immediately.. Women!
3 years ago
You mean the teacher is a woman?
3 years ago
ya huh
3 years ago
Heather a scholar... off to university....
3 years ago
She's growing up so fast.....
3 years ago
*tears*
3 years ago
Turning 20 this year
3 years ago
to be 20 again.

* tinski memory lanes *
3 years ago
yes... to be 20 again.........
3 years ago
20 sucked. I couldn't even drink.
3 years ago
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3 years ago
aHAHAHAHAHAaaaaa
3 years ago
20 was when I started dating my ex, I could drink here but not in Michigan.
3 years ago
Interesting that you conjoined those two memories
* ClaudeBallz pushes down glasses and writes in notebook *
3 years ago
lol well it's a random memory I have of the time
3 years ago
RANDOM I SAY
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz writes a lot more *
3 years ago
yeah... well...

* Heather writes furiously *
3 years ago
YOU DON'T WRITE! I WRITE!
*Miss Demeanor...cancel the rest of my appointments for the day*
3 years ago
(shh, possum)
3 years ago
writing so hard right now
3 years ago
Uh....that's not a pencil, it's a tampon. =(
3 years ago
if that's a tampon, then where the hell are my penci....oh.
3 years ago
thats hot
3 years ago
So that's what they meant by "take out your number 2"
3 years ago
it really is a convenient pencil case
3 years ago
^ reads just like a late 70's porn
3 years ago
That's what we're going for
3 years ago
mission accomplished!
3 years ago
hey, the water does spin backwards....
3 years ago
Thanks Coriolis......
3 years ago
I want to set up a porta-potty right on the Equator.
3 years ago
wonder what type of spider that was?
3 years ago
that was ticklus rectulus, or, the brown nose spider
3 years ago
He gave a valiant effort
3 years ago
I will never trust another toilet
3 years ago
oh toaster..you arent that big
3 years ago
The fuck does that have to do with a massive spider lurking under the rim?

I haven't seen any of those huge fuckers at this house thankfully
3 years ago
oh pardon me..i thought you were afraid of the toilet giving up the ghost from below
3 years ago
you've lost me billy
3 years ago
hmm - something something breaking the toilet by sitting on it?
3 years ago
That's what I figured he was getting at, but like, he didn't? I don't think
3 years ago
* possum oxycleans up after billy again *
3 years ago
have you not heard the expression "giving up the ghost" toaster?
3 years ago
recover password
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