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Artsy Shartsy

That look of total relief...

featuredgross

by Sprinkles

submitted March 1st 2015

212 comments
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Artsy Shartsy
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3 years ago
now shop the dush tounge pic eating the pop pop
3 years ago
jerk
3 years ago
fuck off username stealer
3 years ago
yeah fuck off nigger
3 years ago
mine is the right spelling jerk-asses
3 years ago
MaxPowers is jrob2020's gay(er) alt
3 years ago
youre an alt you stupid bitch
3 years ago
no you are you jerk
3 years ago
YOU ARE
3 years ago
YOU ARE
3 years ago
nigger lover
3 years ago
Conky alt confirmed
3 years ago
YO MAMA BITCH
3 years ago
nigger lover = jrob2020 jerking off in front of a mirror
3 years ago
MIX BREED MUD BABY
3 years ago
jerk-ass jerk-off
3 years ago
I was thinking a Punky alt, tbh.
3 years ago
PENIS PUMP CLEANER
3 years ago
GO SUCK YOUR DADS DICK FAGGOT
3 years ago
MaxPowers is the alt not me
3 years ago
every alt is aka guys everybody knows that
3 years ago
look at my avatar i spellt it right
3 years ago
I AM AKA'S SENSE OF SHAME
3 years ago
at least mines not in all caps bitch
3 years ago
ho does that?


a fag thats who
3 years ago
who*
3 years ago
look at the avatar SHITDICK its ALL CAPS
3 years ago
MaxPowers is a nigger dick eater
3 years ago
calm down bro


asl bby?
3 years ago
I see dead baby jokes in this thread's future.
3 years ago
shut up loser
3 years ago
shut up jerk2020
3 years ago
and more blank lines, too, unfortunately.
3 years ago
you and your gay nigger dick loving MaxPowers alt
3 years ago
asl bby?
3 years ago
jerk
3 years ago
i want to know everything about you
life story....GO
3 years ago
i was born a fag and loved nigger dick from the first day i had one






wait. that's YOUR story!
3 years ago
MAXPOWERS IS MAXPOWERS, MaxPowers is a nigger cum chugging ass-crack
3 years ago
good one dipshit
3 years ago
Wow, someone hates jrob...I can't imagine why...
3 years ago
NO YOU
3 years ago
see what happens when i try to make friends :(
3 years ago
jerk
3 years ago
tis true
3 years ago
HAHA JK. I loves me some jrob2020

he's teh coolest
3 years ago
confirmed for seags alt
3 years ago
GOTTA GO TAKE A SHIT I'LL B BACK LATERZ HATERZ
3 years ago
NOPE NOT TEH SEAGS
3 years ago
love you bro....dont forget to wipe thouroughly
3 years ago
OK
3 years ago
Oh it's a jrob/jrob alt thread. How hilarious
3 years ago
you're an idiot
and a cunt
3 years ago
a cuntiot
3 years ago
Awesome comeback
3 years ago
idiocunt
3 years ago
I'M TEH FUNNAYS!
3 years ago
yup definite seags alt..
3 years ago
Can I join too?
3 years ago
jerk
3 years ago
fuck you
3 years ago
nigger
3 years ago
jerk
3 years ago
fag
3 years ago
tits or gtfo
3 years ago
I'm funniers then alls of yous... !!!
3 years ago
all y'all can go fuck yourselves ( so jorb, jorbles and jrob)
3 years ago
and probably barret
3 years ago
Somebody's tryin to get the sub deleted, probably.
3 years ago
ALT Power
3 years ago
why would the sub get deleted you fucking assclown?
3 years ago
Yup, definite seagull alt.
3 years ago
Hey its stupid fucking los
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
or maybe no one cares?
3 years ago
and if i were to alt, i'd be more entertaining than this
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
Sarcasm, bird.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
haha, that scared pre-emptive meme link.

kjirk pavlov'ed the shit out of tr.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
claims nothing on here is worth reading.

comes back every time he can mooch internet somewhere.

mensa_logic
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
It is like 40 bucks a year to be in Mensa.... true ?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
does a 7 comment string in reply to my pwnage qualify as meltdown yet?

judges?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
tr is so butthurt he's bleeding comments..... or it might just be diarrhea
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
nigger, you're nothing but a membership card you're not sure you can renew cuz it's a couple bucks, a solved rubiks cube, a broken couch and an ugly latina on whose foreheads the occasional helicopter is landing by accident. that literally is your life. i can't pwn you cuz life pwned you already. now please.... gimme another 10 comment string you desperate little cunt.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
BOTH OF YOU NEED TO STFU
3 years ago
* Sprinkles uh-ohs and runs *
3 years ago
yes tr, and you could get a job and stop being a failure, so what's stopping you?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
Somebody went through Mucho withdrawal, I see. Well, relapse can happen in any treatment program. Oh well...
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
hey, does jackie make enough money as a 'photographer' to support you two? or does she have to turn tricks on the side?
3 years ago
do you evn mensa bro?
3 years ago
I'm too smart for Mensa....
3 years ago
If dolphins are so smart, why are they always getting caught in those fishing nets all the time???
3 years ago
their rubiks cubes distract 'em
3 years ago
fucking dolphins...
3 years ago
I like extra dolphin in my tuna, fuck that dolphin free shit
3 years ago
lol@trying to read food, while eating this thread.
3 years ago
that actually made me laugh.
3 years ago
also, i will count this as a tr_runoff.

judges?
3 years ago
Yes
3 years ago
Steven_Seagull
scrolly scrolly scroll scroll
2 hours ago
report spam | like | stfu
3 years ago
i bet tr waits all day on mucho till james t kirk logs off so he can then get out whatever hes trying to say before getting turned into dead baby jokes .
3 years ago
Shut up Sprinkles, you worstest of the noobs this site has ever seen.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles hangs head in shame *


3 years ago
i dont know why piddles is singling out seagull..it was that lame tr spammin this shit
3 years ago
Whooosh
3 years ago
Meh, these two are still preferable to makonu spamfests.
3 years ago
Jones, you should sub that Punky/akamelvin shop... it's fantastic
3 years ago
You know the drill already Sprinks. You have the green card.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles thinks aboot it *
3 years ago
I agree with jones , anything is better than mako talking . I would much rather read the old days of gimmie a freshie and dik spam , at least that was entertaining if you got into reading all of it in a way . But mako is just a horrible read
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
free chicken you say?
I think you fags are bastardizing the meaning of the word runoff..
it means that the runoffed doesnt return..ever!
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
stfu you horse's ass
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
I didn't even read all that.
3 years ago
God damn at least change the joke.
3 years ago
i think the repetitiveness and limited variety of dbj's mirrors tr's actual comments just perfectly.
3 years ago
I AM SO TURNED ON RIGHT NOW!!!
3 years ago
Is this a alt?^
3 years ago
an
3 years ago
Made you comment, beeyotch.
3 years ago
THIS THE GUY THAT WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP GOOD!!

IMMA WRECK YOU NIGGER!!
3 years ago
DAMN THIS GUY NO JOKE KNOWIMSAYIN
3 years ago
this is all so sad.

* Steven_Seagull leaves for the night and hopes a couple people here will die in terrible house fires til he comes back *
3 years ago
*N WORD
3 years ago
Dik move, stevie.
3 years ago
YOU WANNA SEE A JOKE NIGGER?

DROP YOUR PANTS!

JESUS, MY MOMMA LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT THING SHE SHAT HERSELF.

TWICE!
3 years ago
THAT IS TWO TIMES, YOU PUNK-ASS BITCH!
3 years ago
i wished so hard back then.... but somehow dik survived
3 years ago
HOLY SHIT YOU GOT ME WITH THAT ONE YOU AWESOME!!!
3 years ago
Get a load of this PaxMower guy. I thought MaxPower was the funniest shit I had ever seen. This guy however, OWES ME A NEW KEYBOARD LOL!!!1!!1!!!
3 years ago
THEY SURE AS HELL DON'T CALL ME PAXMOWER THE ALL-CAP KING FOR NOTHING!! I'LL SLAP-DROP ERRONE OF THOSE LIL BITCHES ON HERE!!
3 years ago
*he owes me a new keyboard because I laughed out loud so hard that I spit some sort of liquid on it.
3 years ago
You still not smoking, Heather?
3 years ago
SLAP!!

ROLLO DROPPED!!

WHO NEXT? WHO NEXT?

COME RIGHT AT ME, TWERPS!!
3 years ago
SHE SMOKING MY COCK ALL RIGHT, ALL NIGHT, ALL TIGHT!!
3 years ago
PAXMOWER MAKES A-HOLE SMOKE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!
3 years ago
^CAPS LOCK FOOL!!

<-- HARDCORE SHIFT KEYER!!
3 years ago
AND THE LIQUID YOU SPIT IS YOUR DADDY'S CUM RIGHT?

LOLOLOLOL, I GAVE YOU THE OLD CUM-KEYS, YOU LITTLE CUNT!
3 years ago
I had a couple drags when I was hammered last weekend but I didn't start again
3 years ago
it was gross
3 years ago
That's good .I am on day 64 without any.
3 years ago
Not the gross part
3 years ago
awesome!
3 years ago
Hey you, DickMower. Since I know you are an alt, I'll warn you. The last go-round with power-alts of names here resulted in several long-term bans....just sayin.
3 years ago
Jrob is paxmower.
3 years ago
i'm jealous!

i brought it down to 3-5 cigs a day, but can't bring myself to go that last step and quit entirely.
3 years ago
im MaxPowers not any of these other fucks
3 years ago
suure!
3 years ago
Seagull, you just gotta cold turkey it. Fuck all that cutting down nonsense. Doesn't work
3 years ago
stay in bed for 2 days
3 years ago
don't do anything where you used to smoke, chew Nicorette when it gets bad, then you'll be fine after a few weeks
3 years ago
and don't go out with your girlfriends and drink 2 bottles of wine when they're all smokers.
3 years ago
i just keep on finding excuses... "i'm in-between jobs, appartments, i'm on holiday, life is too stressful right now" etc, just feels like the training wheels would come off you know? like losing some kinda security.
3 years ago
Girlfriends?
3 years ago
i'm mormon
3 years ago
You just gotta wake up one morning and tell yourself you're not a smoker and you never smoked in your life and take the day on accordingly
3 years ago
you have to have the right timing, to an extent. I tried to quit the first time in the middle of summer patio season.... good fking luck
3 years ago
just soooo many wives... and they all smoke!
3 years ago
Canadians call "summer" patio season? Kinda like Wash room i guess
3 years ago
but is there ever really a right time? it's like that cold pool or that bungee jump, you just gotta jump..... but i'm still on the edge rocking back and forth
3 years ago
I bought the gum, made the investment but after chewing it for two days talked with a lady who used it to quit. Bitch was still chewing it five years after.
3 years ago
Tossed that shit and went cold turkey
3 years ago
what? I call summer patio season because its when you spend time drinking and smoking on patios
3 years ago
All I saw was patio season and was like what the fuck =)
3 years ago
i'm reading the alan carr book, it made cutting down a lot easier cuzi reconsider every smoke, he says to not quit entirely til you're done reading.... and now it's on my nightstand and i keep putting of getting through the last few chapters just so that i can keep on smoking..... fucking silly!
3 years ago
* tinski sorry's *
3 years ago
It's harder than everything to quit,cocaine,pills,alcohol ain't got nothing on smoking. Anytime I wanted one I just imagined my kid wanting me to do things and I had to lug around an oxygen tank.
3 years ago
yeah, and you could always tell him he gets to kick you in the balls again if he sees you with a cig in your mouth.....

but i don't have a kid, and i usually am in a mindframe where i let my future self worry bout the shit i do today.
3 years ago
You seem like someone who likes his money. Think of it this way. I only had to add $40 to the $180 I saved a month from smoking and was able to buy myself a Harley Davidson.
3 years ago
i know all the arguments... all of em. my brain is so there, but my guts are scared. in fact, i'm way more scared of quitting the smokes than i was on the train to rehab. that fright alone makes me wanba have a cig.
3 years ago
Both of kids did this to me. I haven't told them so I can "pay them back " in a few decades.
3 years ago
*my
3 years ago
I hope you outlive your kids.
3 years ago
haha
3 years ago
Somebody is grumpy today.
3 years ago
Mine never got me but hit the ex wife right in the throat once.
3 years ago
VAG!
3 years ago
recover password
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