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Personal Grooming For Women

Tips on how to clean your vaginas and lure a man

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted March 1st 2015

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That shit about make up and 'no set rules' was pretty funny compared to today's reg's. The first time I was in Iraq, we had this bitch that thought showing up for shift with about 2 tons of make up on her face was acceptable. Their shift supervisor saw that and blew up on her ass and made her go back to remove it all.
3 years ago
A few years later, at a different base, this girl came in with a bandage on her nose. When our expeditor asked her to remove it and saw it was a nose piercing, he made her sweep and mop an entire aircraft hangar. God that was priceless.
3 years ago
She didn't make Colonel, did she....
3 years ago
No. Not even close. I just hope her dumbass got kicked out by now.
3 years ago
Jesus, this is creepy as fuck.
3 years ago
Thanks.
3 years ago
Mucho-approved.
3 years ago
Downvote ?
3 years ago
Who is this "Tom"?
3 years ago
...bouncin' off of Moscow again. =/
3 years ago
Fucking great. The watermark ruined all the captions.
3 years ago
Tom... he's you're myspace friend...
3 years ago
Tom probably killed this bitch later.
3 years ago
The last person I knew on myspace was killed. =0
3 years ago
Violently?
3 years ago
Apparently. She was strangled. Look up Taylor Biel
3 years ago
some guy I knew from the old irc chat is on the run after molesting a kid... on second thought I guess that's not so odd.
3 years ago
Ya. Taylor met her killer on Myspace.
3 years ago
Hi kids.... say no to drugs..... and social media....
3 years ago
people who seem like weirdos are usually weirdos. that's my advice
3 years ago
Some of us are just misunderstood...
3 years ago
The rest, however, are bat shit crazy....
3 years ago
word to the wise: stay away from whunu
3 years ago
and zeke
3 years ago
LMAO
3 years ago
and naked possum....
3 years ago
...naked squidley
3 years ago
once I saw poss's multiple towelracks, I just knew he was up to no good
3 years ago
I knew Squid was a sexual deviant from his eharmony profile
3 years ago
One for each personality that uses the bathroom
3 years ago
just don't touch 'Yorick's towel :(
3 years ago
eharmony? don't they do a psychological evaluation to filter the swine?
3 years ago
it might have been okcupid, I cant remember.
3 years ago
Hell... he's probably on all the "dating" sites...
3 years ago
with a penis like that, you just gotta spread the wealth, ya know?
3 years ago
it can't be contained by just one site
3 years ago
exactly
3 years ago
Hmmm Mucho Survey time... if you had an online dating profile... what would your headline be?

I'll start....
3 years ago
Retired President seeks filthy whore....
3 years ago
'Bored+Lonely4U'
3 years ago
mine would be..
HEPC_HIV_NOPROBLEM
3 years ago
im too tired to go to bed.
3 years ago
its party time
3 years ago
wooooo...oo....
3 years ago
why so tired?..youre young yet
3 years ago
its 4 am and I didn't treat my body so well last night, I suppose
3 years ago
unless you were chopping out fat cubano ganster style rails of bolivian shale
3 years ago
i meant to add last night in that ^

see i knew it!
3 years ago
I have a distinct Friday night pattern
3 years ago
i have a painful zit right at the bottom of my lower lip..what a fuckin joke
3 years ago
that sucks :(
3 years ago
its small..so at least no ones going to ridicule me
3 years ago
is it still colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra over there?
3 years ago
that god for small mercies
3 years ago
not as bad as it was, no
3 years ago
we are having winter quite late here..it was actually "cold" here today and managed to rain about .001 cm
3 years ago
i see you smoked a cig last week...tsk tsk heather!
3 years ago
we still have snow on the ground... I really don't mind the snow, or cold for that matter... except for my bills $
3 years ago
dont fraternize with smoker types..fuck the lot of them
3 years ago
not a whole one! and I didn't like it
3 years ago
thats how it starts back up though
3 years ago
nah I'm good
3 years ago
hope you dont fall into that trap again.
the only time ive even touched a cig since i quit was i took a smoke from my brother and just put it in my mouth but never lit it.this was in the first few months
3 years ago
im starting to dig this reggae/dub-chill stuff more and more
3 years ago
I'm not good with genres...
3 years ago
i added this "radio station" on itunes called dub chill..
its more spacey than what would be the reggae i have heard all my life
3 years ago
interesting. I listen to a lot of what would considered 'atmospheric indie' or songza stations called 'chillwave' its probably similiar
3 years ago
i am reasonably sure id like it plenty..i tend to like music that doesnt need me to focus much on
3 years ago
you liking better call saul?
do you watch house of cards?
3 years ago
yeah its nice to be able to put something on and not consciously think of it, if you're doing a task or whatnot
3 years ago
no and no, I'm gonna watch house of cards though at some point. I really don't watch much tv
3 years ago
well thats just bullshit then
3 years ago
you need to get into some quality tube
3 years ago
I have noooo time and I am usually working when the good tv is on
3 years ago
you can download anything you want.it doesnt matter though..in the end its all just noise
3 years ago
I can only handle a few shows at a time
3 years ago
good night heather
3 years ago
night :P
3 years ago
And they still look like shit
3 years ago
You changed man
3 years ago
He's right, I wouldn't fuck any of them.
3 years ago
I've learned so much, thanks Claude.
3 years ago
feminists today would blow a few veins watching this
3 years ago
When was this turkey made?
3 years ago
pretty hard to be a girl aint it?
3 years ago
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