points: 11

Shello?

Hi, I heard you clawed.

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted February 27th 2015

34 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Shello?
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comments (34)
You forgot to put Caps Suck in your tags.
2 years ago
I prefer the sports illustrated shoe phone....
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhx-vKMbywI
2 years ago
I called for a subscription and asked about getting the free phone...
2 years ago
They said they don't have them anymore....
2 years ago
I canceled my subscription before it was even processed.....
2 years ago
Nothing left over from '91, huh? That's too bad.
2 years ago
They should make a dildo phone and update the commercial in a porn shop....
2 years ago
There may be hope yet....

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-White-Sports-Illustrated-Shoe-Phone-Get-Smart-Home-Phone-/391033190033?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5b0b64f691
2 years ago
Thanks ebay!
2 years ago
This gets upvotes but not my sub ?
2 years ago
right? they're equally terrible
2 years ago
What....
2 years ago
Although being German you wouldnt know homour even if it fell on you from a great height
2 years ago
homour..... most freudian freudian slip ever. you gay faggot
2 years ago
"Gay faggot?"
2 years ago
emphasis
2 years ago
Ah, okay, carry on.
2 years ago
Carapace
2 years ago
Tail me about it
2 years ago
Call me back on my Maine line
2 years ago
This is all wrong, I specifically said decoupage...
2 years ago
Not decapods....
2 years ago
golf ball filling is the only useful thing that lobster shells have ever been found a use for
2 years ago
and even then they dont make very good golf balls
2 years ago
your face isn't a good golf ball
2 years ago
you could make a nice lobster stock with them...
2 years ago
Mmm, seafood chowder...gumbo...
* Mako drools *
2 years ago
Why didn't I think of this?
2 years ago
Cause you will repost this soon enough
2 years ago
No I won't. I quit subbing forever. I wouldn't repost this piece of shit if I did.
2 years ago
^confirmed fries alt
2 years ago
Yeah right
2 years ago
How do you make this post and not join in on the fun?





Very shellfish of you
2 years ago
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