points: 11

Shello?

Hi, I heard you clawed.

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted February 27th 2015

34 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Shello?
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comments (34)
You forgot to put Caps Suck in your tags.
3 years ago
I prefer the sports illustrated shoe phone....
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhx-vKMbywI
3 years ago
I called for a subscription and asked about getting the free phone...
3 years ago
They said they don't have them anymore....
3 years ago
I canceled my subscription before it was even processed.....
3 years ago
Nothing left over from '91, huh? That's too bad.
3 years ago
They should make a dildo phone and update the commercial in a porn shop....
3 years ago
There may be hope yet....

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-White-Sports-Illustrated-Shoe-Phone-Get-Smart-Home-Phone-/391033190033?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5b0b64f691
3 years ago
Thanks ebay!
3 years ago
This gets upvotes but not my sub ?
3 years ago
right? they're equally terrible
3 years ago
What....
3 years ago
Although being German you wouldnt know homour even if it fell on you from a great height
3 years ago
homour..... most freudian freudian slip ever. you gay faggot
3 years ago
"Gay faggot?"
3 years ago
emphasis
3 years ago
Ah, okay, carry on.
3 years ago
Carapace
3 years ago
Tail me about it
3 years ago
Call me back on my Maine line
3 years ago
This is all wrong, I specifically said decoupage...
3 years ago
Not decapods....
3 years ago
golf ball filling is the only useful thing that lobster shells have ever been found a use for
3 years ago
and even then they dont make very good golf balls
3 years ago
your face isn't a good golf ball
3 years ago
you could make a nice lobster stock with them...
3 years ago
Mmm, seafood chowder...gumbo...
* Mako drools *
3 years ago
Why didn't I think of this?
3 years ago
Cause you will repost this soon enough
3 years ago
No I won't. I quit subbing forever. I wouldn't repost this piece of shit if I did.
3 years ago
^confirmed fries alt
3 years ago
Yeah right
3 years ago
How do you make this post and not join in on the fun?





Very shellfish of you
3 years ago
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