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Ping Pong balls are incredibly flammable

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by Jones

submitted February 21st 2015

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and wrapped in tin foil fitted with a fuse they make perfect stink bombs
3 years ago
"I am Hans...und zis is ze Jackass."
3 years ago
Strike
3 years ago
silly germans
3 years ago
i resemble that statement!
2 years ago
still trying to perfect the perfect jew-incinerating flame
3 years ago
There's an MS fable in there somewhere...
2 years ago
Who the fuck has that many ping pong balls?
2 years ago
The owner of a Vietnamese strip joint?
2 years ago
a table tennis enthusiast?
2 years ago
Someone who completely mistook how the "Sell retrieved golf balls" get rich quick scheme works?
2 years ago
the heir of the donic-schildkröt empire?
2 years ago
Zeke?
2 years ago
Mr. Moose?
2 years ago
a chinese person?
2 years ago
forrest gump?
2 years ago
Myth busters ?
2 years ago
College kids on a Saturday night? (beer pong for the Euro)
2 years ago
Any half-ass Muppet?
2 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xMt_DODX3Pg

those people?
2 years ago
Tischtennisbällen! Think I had that once.
2 years ago
you had ping pong balls once??? are they crispy or chewy?
2 years ago
As you can see, they're incredibly flammable.
2 years ago
Like fries.
2 years ago
shut up bitch
2 years ago
too easy.
2 years ago
just like your mum
2 years ago
You almost never kinda didn't have a chance with her once, right?
2 years ago
Then again, one must usually go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of Mrs. fries caliber.
2 years ago
Must be a miserable life for mako , always on mucho talking shit .
2 years ago
Beats working at a fruit stand.
2 years ago
I already know what hes going to say , something about me being on the corner selling oranges
2 years ago
So predictable
2 years ago
No, it's your mom that works the corners, remember?
2 years ago
No , i dont must of got me confused with your raunchy ass mom , who gave birth to you in the dark alley after a crackhead piped her down
2 years ago
Esse , dont you have some lawns to mow ?
2 years ago
You seem tired...would you like a Mexpresso?
2 years ago
Yawn . Nope but you are pretty dull ? So are the mexican jokes , shits boring , must be nice to be a white guy online to be racist and feel comfortable behind the internet
2 years ago
And safe
2 years ago
Now you're Mexerting yourself way too hard.
2 years ago
Not even funny at all , maybe to you , you always feel some self superiority online , youre a nobody , find another mex joke please their making me laugh so hard
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/HdssTqO.gif
2 years ago
Not here to entertain you, Juan. You wanna laugh go watch Telemundo.
2 years ago
Yeah you are , youre a joke
2 years ago
You are a disgrace to all Mexicans. You would've been sacrificed at Teotihuacan.
2 years ago
everyone has has a chance with makos mum
2 years ago
Whatever the fuck that means , youre a lame piece of shit . Goodbye , dont forget to say and thats a run off now
2 years ago
Just like everyone has a chance with the Queen. Shit, Philip is gay as fuck, you can tell just by looking at him. Bet she gets railed by a Scot on the regular, ay guvna?
2 years ago
Cryax, you're so dumb that you don't even know your own heritage. Maybe pick up a book instead of a watermelon for a change.
2 years ago
Lol , says the guy who drives a taxi cab
2 years ago
eso es una segunda vuelta
2 years ago
You should pick up a damn book
2 years ago
I've been retired for a few years, cryax. That's what smart people with money can do.
2 years ago
Doesnt take brains to drive a taxi cab.
2 years ago
When you're 40, you'll still be toiling away in the fields, and I'll be at my summer home overlooking Lake Ontario.
2 years ago
Cryax, you were banned for way too long. You think all I ever did was drive a taxi. Fine. Guess you don't know what a business model is.
2 years ago
Yeah by yourself .
2 years ago
No, I had help. Sometimes you gotta spend money to make money, but you wouldn't know anything about that.
2 years ago
Poor mako , always got to feel superior than everyone . Must suck living alone . Dont got no wife and kids , i guess thats why everyone else is on here .
2 years ago
Oh yes, just what I want: more drains on my checking account. I wouldn't want to bring a kid into the world knowing people like you are in it, anyway.
2 years ago
Lol poor dude , he cant get no bitches
2 years ago
You have to pay for it huh ?
2 years ago
You must be just a boy. You haven't figured out that in one way or another, you'll always pay for it.
2 years ago
I don't get "bitches." I get women.
2 years ago
Sure you do boss
2 years ago
I certainly see one bitch that can't get enough of me tonight.
2 years ago
Your mom ?
2 years ago
You need to get off of the "mom" thing, considering I just got off of yours. Nope, you're my bitch tonight.
2 years ago
what would you be doing right now if it wasn't for me? Looking in the garbage for empty bottles?
2 years ago
Youre the one that started with the your mom jokes , so i figured id set you up with another one
2 years ago
^can't get enough of me.
2 years ago
that mako so full of himself
2 years ago
He compensates on here cause no one wants him in real life , hes a lonely fuck that will die with nothing , leaving all his hard earned taxi cab money to the government
2 years ago
^can't figure out how to use an ipad and knows nothing of my life.
2 years ago
Hey mako . Mind giving me your shit when you die ?
2 years ago
You can have my shit now. How many pounds you want? Oh, and you're in luck, I had a good sized dinner.
2 years ago
Open wide, buttercup.
2 years ago
Sorry dude thats your moms job
2 years ago
Didn't know you were into scat, cryass. Must be why you hang around here, besides being in love with me.
2 years ago
All that because I asked who had that many ping pong balls, wow.
2 years ago
Its like I always say, Germans love flaming ping pong balls and David Hassellhof.
2 years ago
i'm positive you never said that before
2 years ago
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