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3 Year Old Reciting the Student Creed

She could probably kick my ass

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by Jones

submitted February 21st 2015

101 comments
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$10 says she grows up to be a runaway, pregnant, and addicted to crack by the time she's 13...
3 years ago
It's not her fault though... it's just how kids are these days...
3 years ago
"these days" lol
3 years ago
i guess "kung funami" found its first cast member
3 years ago
Pleas tell me it's not gonna be all that cgi shit.
3 years ago
depends on if we reach the kickstarter goal
3 years ago
I could kick her ass if I wanted to
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
Ummm, no.
3 years ago
smooth
3 years ago
That annoyed me, celery pusher.
3 years ago
You just made his burro sad
3 years ago
guess kijrk is starting therapeutic treatment on another patient
3 years ago
^prime canddate
3 years ago
*candidate

Stupid phone
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/36E4T9x.jpg
3 years ago
yes sprinkles, i super-am.

you still don't get anything that happens here.
3 years ago
Do I even want to know
3 years ago
Nein
3 years ago
it was pretty tame, actually
3 years ago
* Sprinkles wonders just what the fuck is going on over heah *
3 years ago
Yes you do , what i said was so romantic
3 years ago
Something something, usual cryax stuff
I get it
3 years ago
Beaner talk, nothing to see here
3 years ago
Kirk blocked it cause he said i should send it to you in a card
3 years ago
Fuck off
3 years ago
it was nothing he hasnt said to you at least hrair times before
3 years ago
* Sprinkles still has no clue as to what's going on around heah *
3 years ago
Im guessing the fuck off was flr sprinkler
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/6PSXDSY.jpg
3 years ago
* Sprinkles is so confused right now *
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Mp85hck.jpg
3 years ago
Nobody gts lobos' dander up like ole sprinkles...
3 years ago
Suck it cryass, she's mine!
3 years ago
That's right baby, give daddy anothe stfu
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Dwoj4Yp.gifv
3 years ago
why is nazi-sprinkles raising the roof?

did i already mention that the web is getting too meta for me?
3 years ago
That's a shrug. This is raising the roof http://i.imgur.com/oKo6oYp.gif
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/VkHh8Kk.gifv
3 years ago
*headsplosion*
3 years ago
That's how they do it in Stuttgart, Jones.
3 years ago
Cool kid
3 years ago
cmon - you know you wanna say it....
3 years ago
GOOD GIRL
3 years ago
it's not funny when you s....

never mind
3 years ago
it's never funny
3 years ago
um
3 years ago
THATS WHAT I MEANT YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!
3 years ago
dont talk like punky, im so glad hes gone for the night
3 years ago
You just jinxed it
3 years ago
SUCK MY oh fine then :P
3 years ago
CHECK YOUR MAIL POSSEPH

8/
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcIKh6sBtc
3 years ago
shit no, that is zeke
3 years ago
he'll never be a royal, it don't run in his blood.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/wMBbI4D.jpg
3 years ago
nowadays everbody's a punky
3 years ago
Yeah, but most people know how to turn it off. He doesn't EVER turn off.
3 years ago
He's actually bearable when he's not a shit-headed coke freak
3 years ago
Kinda
3 years ago
ohw the ironing in this thread
3 years ago
Ohw boy
3 years ago
STILL WAITING FOR MY EMAIL GULLY YOU BITCH
3 years ago
Ah jees!
3 years ago
it's what punky does too!!!!
3 years ago
just kidding i loves me some bird, when he's not FAILING
3 years ago
* possum puts on footie-pajamas and goes to work now *
3 years ago
Or whining?
3 years ago
"Play along" bird and "silly drunk" bird are actually ok... it's "everything sucks, and so do you" bird I can do without
3 years ago
i saw my dream pyjamas the other day, but SOMEONE is keeping me from getting them
3 years ago
Damn that mother of yours!
3 years ago
WHAMMY!
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/fKVP28w.jpg
3 years ago
cryax wept
3 years ago
*sucked a donkey
3 years ago
I can see why those two people look so agitated. Probably thinking "the shit I have to wear to make a buck..."
3 years ago
thats a look of pride and determination
3 years ago
*desperation
3 years ago
well, i love it and i wanna have it!!
3 years ago
Yup, you can wear it to the sparkle party with your rubber boots and be toasty varm.
3 years ago
yeah, and chug jäger from my beer boot!!!
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5PwQ6l2.jpg
3 years ago
why not possum?
3 years ago
or zoidberg?
3 years ago
DAS BOOT!
3 years ago
Remember, spin the boot when the bubble comes.
3 years ago
"why not possum"¿¿¿¿¡¡¡¡¡


wow¡¡
3 years ago
pros know you just tilt the boot a little sideways while drinking
3 years ago
that unfortunately sounds like you're sucking a dick, bro.
3 years ago
Pros know you don't drink beer from a fucking boot.
3 years ago
@bird I'm German, so I'm mean no harm, Hitler dude.
3 years ago
That motto is shit. Some people need to be offended.
3 years ago
Exactly.
3 years ago
sensei is hot

but I'm sensing something majorly wrong here
3 years ago
Aussie teaching an asian.... I smell a ringer...
3 years ago
Kick the baby.
3 years ago
Sweep the diaper.
3 years ago
Well, I suppose some language-training would have been better...
3 years ago
knot really
3 years ago
kwhy knot? Kause Ki kthing kthat kway!
3 years ago
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