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Fried Gnocchi

Please don't try this at home

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by Jones

submitted February 21st 2015

117 comments
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can I spam this post with some ClaudeBallz subs?
2 years ago
CB is the only reason I jack off now. 8P
2 years ago
goddammit you did that all afternoon yesterday
2 years ago
did you hack my webcam?!?!!!
2 years ago
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2 years ago
wow. you're pretty pathetic, mutt.
2 years ago
also...shove that Makp "like" up your dry stinky ass, faggot.
2 years ago
*Mako
2 years ago
maybe you should do a "shop" of me to release your anger.

I'm sure your mediocre handy work would be very therapeutic, when it 'cums' to your faggot insecurities.
2 years ago
gifs don't count, nigger.
2 years ago
why would anybody wanna frie gnocchi? that is disgusting, perverted, pointless, tasteless, babaric and just plain wrong.
2 years ago
like boiling a t-bone steak.
2 years ago
Can tell you haven't been to the U.S. At the NY state fair you can get fried spaghetti and meatballs...on a stick.
2 years ago
And fried ravioli is the bomb.
2 years ago
The americans will fry anything
2 years ago
It's true. It's better than boiling everything; at least our food seasoned.
2 years ago
i'm not against frying per se. but this shit is just beyond dumb...

"we're gonna make buffalo gnocchi" no bitch, culinary rape is what you're making.
2 years ago
also, i can tell you've never been to europe, shark....
2 years ago
Dude, there's recipes for fried gnocchi all over the Internet, even on food network. You need to get over this faggy "just cause I don't like it it sucks" attirude.
2 years ago
If you've never had it with pesto and grilled veggies, I suggest you try it before shitting on it.
2 years ago
"even on food network"

FN is to food what the history channel is to... history.

fried gnocchi is like the alien bigfoot illuminati files, you can put it on tv all you want, does not make it less wrong
2 years ago
Listen to you, you're like a fucking child. Get over it, bird.
2 years ago
Some the best restaurants and chefs in the world make fried gnocchi. I guess if it isn't lunchmeat and beer it sucks.
2 years ago
i'll go steam some hamburgers now, i saw that on tv so it must be good.
2 years ago
Yeah, steam meat. Good idea.
2 years ago
"in the world" meaning somewhere between LA and new york?
2 years ago
ABOUT AS GOOD AN IDEA AS FRYING GNOCCHI!!
2 years ago
forget it...
2 years ago
I think the problem is that you lack the ability to make such a dish as fried gnocchi, so you have to shit on it. Anything that's different is wrong in Doucheland, I guess.
2 years ago
white castles are steamed!
2 years ago
yes i lack the skill to kill food in boiling fat, you got me...
2 years ago
Heaven forbid you try something new. That might actually make you not seem like a cynical asshole, and we just can't have that.
2 years ago
I said you lack the skill to make fried gnocchi, bird. Learn to read while you're at it.
2 years ago
i actually made proper gnocchi last week, gorgonzola sauce, salad on the side. i'd rather stick my hand in a deepfryer than put gnocchi in there... cuz i have proper taste, 3 years of culinary education and work experience and am not a philistine.

and im done arguing this.
2 years ago
Oh, now we go the "I'm smarter than you are cause I went da schoolz." And you dropped out, or faied. Which means you lack the skill to make such a dish. The 742,000 plus recipes for fried gnocchi must ALL BE WRONG! ITS CULINARY MADNESS!!!!!
2 years ago
"I have taste cause I'm afraid to make a dish a certain way!"
2 years ago
FOOD FIGHT
2 years ago
* Mako throws fried gnocchi at poss. *
2 years ago
I should make fried ravioli tonight and post it.
2 years ago
Hi steve
2 years ago
god you're monomanic sometimes.. and school has nothing to do with this, i worked kitchens for over 3 years and learned a shitton of stuff about food, frying the shit out of fresh pasta dough was not among that... cuz it's bullshit and it's lazy (nothing in the world requires less skill than deep-frying).
2 years ago
Made you comment.
2 years ago
if that is your answer i've won by default, now go fry some salad or something...
2 years ago
Back off of Steve, cryax, he's buy working in the kitchenz and learning the cookingz...just not frying though, cause he can't handle it.
2 years ago
gfy
2 years ago
That's why he left culinary school. They went "Today we will fry..." and he went "FUCK THIS! ITS MADNESS!"
2 years ago
Go fry some gnocchi, bird. There's a million ways you can serve it, but just try it. And then say I'm wrong.
2 years ago
again with the school thing... where did i ever say that?

could it be that educated people make you feel insecure?
2 years ago
^too timd for frying. Oh well.
2 years ago
i'll fry gnocchi the day you steam burgers
2 years ago
Hey, at least they won't overcook if you steam em.
2 years ago
Steamed gnocchi might work better, though.
2 years ago
http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/19773/pan+fried+gnocchi+with+mushrooms+sage+butter
Here, try that. And btw, it's from an Australian website.
2 years ago
australia, known all over the world for its italian cuisine
2 years ago
You tried to make it out like it was an American thing at one point. Merely discredits that. Again, you're too afraid to try new things and too afraid to admit it.
2 years ago
yesterday i had jamaican jerk chicken for the first time, today i ate some weird hot dog with shrimp salad and mashed potatoes in it... i try new stuff all the time. as long as its not stupid. like frying a fresh potato based dough and basically turning it into oval french fries.
2 years ago
Yet you're unable to do it. Or just too afraid to try it. Why does there have to be "skill" in everything that's eaten?
2 years ago
i just dont see the point!! frying them negates everything that makes gnocchi unique.
2 years ago
Frying it is unique! And stop eating that junk. I don't eat fried food much at all, but I'm not going to discredit it as delicious. Shrimp, mashed potatoes and a hot dog will give anyone acid reflux, dude.
2 years ago
Hell, in Mexico I had fried ice cream, and it was amazing. Fry a shoe and it would probably taste good lol
2 years ago
it turns them in another form of crispy treats that have a toast aroma from frying and all the fresh potato-y starch-y goodness gets lost, also the heat closes the pores so they wont absorb sauce as well, its dumb, the end.
2 years ago
in other pasta/dumpling news - i had sauerkraut perogies for the first time last week
2 years ago
potato-y starch-y goodness? They teach you that in culinary school? Gnocchi is made from potato, obviously, which means it will take on the flavor of whatever you mix or serve it with-much in the way vodka does when mixed. It's versatile when it's fried. The end.
2 years ago
........
2 years ago
Sounds good, poss. Love me some perogie now and then.
2 years ago
I could eat 500 perogies
2 years ago
sub the vid!
2 years ago
I wish I had 500 perogies
2 years ago
my hungover ass would be in ehaven
2 years ago
er heaven
2 years ago
Good title for a film...500 perogies.
2 years ago
This guy will be the next joker...
2 years ago
The movie plot will revolve around he's passion for deep fried bat!!!!
2 years ago
i always thought it was pronounced "gnatchi" :(
2 years ago
Nyo-kee
2 years ago
g is silent and double consonant makes it a hard sound, same as the c's in zucchini, you dont call em "zoojeanie" either.
2 years ago
yeah, like the shark said
2 years ago
I tried to keep it simple. But as usual...*SIGH*
2 years ago
* possum listens to poochini now *
2 years ago
Zoojeanie might be a good name for a band.
2 years ago
Habba habba!
2 years ago
Please tell me this cunt gets burned, because if it finally stops buffering, and nothing happens, i'm going to be pissed off.
2 years ago
it pisses off seagull?
2 years ago
What does happen poss, because for every 30 secs of buffering, i'm seeing 4 sec of the clip.If he doesn't end up with a melted face, then i'm not interested.
2 years ago
Fuck you the poss. Ya big hairy arse.
2 years ago
1 gnocchi start mexican jumpingbeaning
2 faggot cook giggles like a little girl
2 years ago
Fuck sake, it had all the makings of that fat nerd, being burned alive. Thanks for the tip off.
2 years ago
3 my ass is surprisingly unhairy
2 years ago
Well that's me down a tenner, i bet one of the lads, down in the pub, that you had a hairy hole?
2 years ago
wait, then what was that thing you smooshed on the scanner?
2 years ago
Bet it's not the first time someone put money on poss' ass.
2 years ago
I think you know what you have to do poss. A pic of your arse her, you could save me a tenner, and gull could enjoy his wank.
2 years ago
my towel is wrung dry for the night, that shop of sev and me in the big mac pyjamas was just too much
2 years ago
ECTOPLASM EVERYWHERE!
2 years ago
Now this will blow your fucking mind gull. I have season 13 of south park playing in the backround. NO SHIT...
2 years ago
I think the one with Randy covered in jizz, was season 12, but still, pretty fucked up.
2 years ago
fucking illuminati are really pushing it tonight mate
2 years ago
I could be the Irish Gull, only for i do take drugs, and don't get my girlfriend to do my eyebrows.
2 years ago
eyebrows? nigger that shit hurts! i'd rather go unibrow pumastyle before i ever let anyone near those again!
2 years ago
she does my back from time to time though
2 years ago
inb4 bumming joke
2 years ago
eww
2 years ago
Plucks your back, fucking hell, that must be a whole weekend. The reason i say it, is the eyebrows in the tiki pic, were not like a man should have. Ya sexy cunt. x
2 years ago
teehee
2 years ago
nah the eyebrows are all natural

and my back is only manageable with a lawnmower.... kinda like that scene from braindead/ dead alive
2 years ago
One of my favourite scenes from any zombie movie, Peter Jackson before he was a sellout bitch.
2 years ago
bad taste, braindead and most of all frighteners, old school jackson was amazing
2 years ago
Don't leave out, Meet the feebles.
2 years ago
I gave my younger brother a copy of meet the feebles years ago. He said they were taking e's all night, and watched it when they were coming down. Talk about a head fuck.
2 years ago
how the fuck could i forget that???
2 years ago
Why so serious?
2 years ago
Only dopes smoke dope!
2 years ago
YEAH!
2 years ago
Does this guy look like a dope to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhpsIlzxvcI
2 years ago
All I will say about that is "Welcome to Greenwich Village." Seen much weirder shit than that on a subway.
2 years ago
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