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Artsy cat

Claude gets around

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by Jones

submitted February 18th 2015

163 comments
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Artsy cat
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Dat repostish tag doe.
3 years ago
i think i get that
3 years ago
Feel like I'm on drugs looking at that.
3 years ago
i was when i subbed it
3 years ago
thanks for the Electric Six stuff by the way Sinus
3 years ago
No problem, that song always cheers me up on a bad day.
3 years ago
I'm a classic.
3 years ago
Hang in there buddy
3 years ago
That's it. I'm Louvreing.
3 years ago
* Mako draws Claude like one of my French girls. *
3 years ago
Ack
3 years ago
What a slut.
3 years ago
ps - i love Dali
3 years ago
of course
3 years ago
now this shit's worth framing and hanging up on the wall
3 years ago
crap
3 years ago
Orange you done being a grumpy useless twat yet?
3 years ago
are you?
3 years ago
this is so funny !! :D
3 years ago
*my dick size
3 years ago
....?
3 years ago
Go take care of your kids, you piece of shit.
3 years ago
Maybe someday you'll get over how very badly I hurt your fat feelings.... but its looking pretty unlikely :/
3 years ago
/rollo permanent rage face
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/wfalzLj.gif
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/nUc63Vd.jpg
3 years ago
he sure does hate you jbird..but i can see why..
i mean since you seem all happy and whatnot ...
and since youre a female and that really gets at his gay core
3 years ago
I wish you would go be BILLYMAYSSOMEWHEREELSE
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/4SYbUBU.jpg
3 years ago
Hahaha
3 years ago
I'm really feeling the love.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/eYvVghr.jpg
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/2uXBOma.jpg
3 years ago
gorollo

http://i.imgur.com/34OmleO.jpg
3 years ago
Yours sucks, billy. Don't try to participate if you can't be funny.
3 years ago
i, ronnie
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/NyQB3fB.gifv
3 years ago
I am flattered by the amount of time you have put into this.
3 years ago
You're flattered by the attention a homeless woman gives you at the bus stop.
3 years ago
I have a car.
3 years ago
*gaping anus which will never heal
3 years ago
Idk... i see a pretty strong resemblance.
3 years ago
You must be referring to your mom giving me attention at the glory hole.
3 years ago
Mom joke...
3 years ago
Yes, your mom is a joke. Deal with it.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/OStZZiz.gifv
3 years ago
Fake... lard_rollo's tits are way bigger than those
3 years ago
I'd fuck me.
3 years ago
Why aren't you subbing these gems, jones? I'm sure the haterz votes would be worthwhile.
3 years ago
Ok, go fuck yourself then
3 years ago
Sprinkles is the only one who is actually raging lol
3 years ago
You can go ahead and jrob them Rollo.
3 years ago
I don't really care THAT much.
3 years ago
They are funny though.
3 years ago
Rollo_Lardassi just don't care...

* Sprinkles chuckles *
3 years ago
Good job, sprinkles. You da man!
3 years ago
Based on your bahavior here I doubt you've ever had any one in your life as a proper example of what a man is or should be... and no, the counselor you had at summer camp who tought you about cornholing definitely doesn't count.
3 years ago
again, irony
3 years ago
Sprinkles so mad
3 years ago
SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
3 years ago
I haven't seen that many user shops so quickly since jreese.....
3 years ago
Rollo is the current jreese
3 years ago
That sir is insulting to jreese
3 years ago
To be fair, jreese was insulting to jreese.
3 years ago
That was the kid that looked like Moe, right?
3 years ago
Indeed.
3 years ago
jrollose
3 years ago
jreese = internet legend
rollo = annoying assistant crack whore working the street for couch change....
3 years ago
He looked more like DJ from Roseanne.
3 years ago
That was one of the greatest shops of all time!!!
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
hmmm...whenever i follow the links to the old subs..i never EVER see tr comments on them.
3 years ago
Because tr was a faggot.
3 years ago
Youre back bitch ? Where you been you fat fuck ?
3 years ago
And rollo stfued you cause you said tr was a faggot
3 years ago
Hi Steve.
3 years ago
FRESH!
3 years ago
Whose steve mako ?
3 years ago
You are.
3 years ago
I dont know what youre talking about faggot
3 years ago
hey GAF you absent motherfather
3 years ago
Freshie you little jerk GET BACK HERE
3 years ago
Glad i caught this thread
6 months ago
You sure do get around sir.
3 years ago
Thank you.
3 years ago
Claude, i had no idea you played such a part in art history.
3 years ago
Me neither.
3 years ago
I'm really more curious why that girl is hurling in her hope chest.
3 years ago
It ain't a party till she hurls in her hope chest.
3 years ago
Pray, I hope m'lady hurls not, for if she doth, I fear I shall spew
3 years ago
The course of alcohol consumption, never did run smooth.
3 years ago
Hey Mako, i got some lovely bud earlier, it's the first time i smoked a few joints in ages, stoned as a motherfucker.
3 years ago
Oh, good. It'll do less damage to ya than the pills.
3 years ago
True, but when you combine both, it takes your brain to another dimension
3 years ago
I can't imagine how badly your liver must hate you.
3 years ago
Why would pills fuck up your liver? I haven't had a beer in about 6 weeks, i know combining pills with beer is bad news, that why i stopped doing it.
3 years ago
You don't know how to live unless you're mixing alcohol with pharmaceutical drugs.
3 years ago
Everything that goes into your body is metabolized in the liver. That's why taking too many Tylenol on a regular basis can fuck up your liver.
3 years ago
Fuck. I'm taking a shit load of pill the last few years, for chronic back pain, the high i get from them is just a bonus.
3 years ago
The shitty thing is, by the time your liver shows damage from say alcohol, pills, or a crappy diet, it's too late to really do anything about it. It's like cancer.
3 years ago
Thanks mako, for harshing my buzz. I thought the liver is one of the best organs in the body, for healing itself. I know when i ended up in hospital a few years back, with a ripped oesophagus from drinking, the doctor told me my liver was badly damaged, but in fairness i was drinking about 2 bottles of rum a day at the time.
3 years ago
Sorry dude, just speakin' facts. Smoke a little more and you'll be fine.
3 years ago
I'm skinning up as we speak
3 years ago
I keep losing my weed in a series of small, controlled-burn fires.
3 years ago
Remember, most people die from smoke inhalation, not the actual fire.
3 years ago
Oh that's right, you don't smoke joints, you just hit the bong. That's fine if you want to get really baked, but you go through a bag i no time.
3 years ago
Claude, if anyone knows that, it's me. Long story for another time. But yeah, I smoke joints too. Imo you go through weed way faster when you roll up all the time.
3 years ago
ONLY DOPES SMOKE DOPE!!!
MAKO
MAKO



















































MAKO
3 years ago
* Mako doesn't smoke dope. For the 900th time. *
3 years ago
Yeah but real inteligent guys shoot holes in phonebooks in their sitting room
3 years ago
Willie Nelson will be 82 years old this year. Tommy Chong will be 77. If weed is gonna kill people, it better hurry up.
3 years ago
My dad smoked for 81 years and he didn't die from lung cancer either.
3 years ago
Great!
3 years ago
Is Tommy Chong still locked up by the way? And fuck it everything we do is slowly killing us, every day i look at the news, and they are talking about something else that gives you cancer, choclate, tea ect ect. Fuck all that noise, we all die one day.
3 years ago
and what's wrong with shooting phonebooks in your basement?
3 years ago
I didn't die from it.
3 years ago
Depends... is it the yellow pages or the white pages?
3 years ago
Dude, Tommy Chong got out in 2004.
3 years ago
Yellow, as in chinks.
3 years ago
or cowards, as in Ravens.
3 years ago
Harsh, tool. *cough cough*. Harsh.
3 years ago
O.k sorry toolman, i'm wrong. It's a fucking great idea.
3 years ago
gotta go, bye....
3 years ago
Still mad that we knocked his team out of the playoffs. Some guys just can't take it.
3 years ago
See? Cuts an runs. That's the real coward.
3 years ago
Those phonebooks aren't going to shoot themselves.
3 years ago
No body uses phone books anyway... that's why each year I gather every single one of them in my neighborhood..... and then pile them all up on my next door neighbor's front porch.....
3 years ago
He get's soooooo pissed
3 years ago
I hate that bastard
3 years ago
and his uppity "I'm too good for phone books" attitude....
3 years ago
Stop giving me ideas. Got a guy that is just begging to have that happen to him on my street.
3 years ago
Do it!!!
3 years ago
I thought you were going to say you torched them, lol
3 years ago
next year... next year....
3 years ago
My old man was telling me a story years back, he grew up in a real tough neighbourhood, and he said one of the guys in the street got two stray cats, and tied their tails together, and hung them over an old woman's clothesline, when she came out to hang up her washing, she found 2 cats fucked up and almost dead. Sorry Claude, i hope the weren't your Irish cousins?
3 years ago
One time I caught their dog taking a shit on my lawn... I told him I better not catch him doing that again or he would regret it. He didn't listen.... Next time it happened I didn't take a dump for like three days....

I finally took the biggest shit in my life.... I carefully scooped it up and put that on his front porch with a nice little note that read something like "I told you not to let your stupid dog shit on my lawn...."
3 years ago
I never saw their dog again....
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH9aJigS3kg
3 years ago
Don't tell me my business devil woman!!!
3 years ago
He called the shit poop, Nix.
3 years ago
I love tormenting the fucking neighbors.....
3 years ago
Was that movie Billy Madison, Mako? All Sandlers movies seem the same
3 years ago
Yeah, that was Billy Madison. A lot of people confuse it with Happy Gilmore.
3 years ago
His most recent movie That's my boy, was a good laugh.
3 years ago
Eh, he's kinda fallen off the last few years. Kinda went the same route as Eddie Murphy.
3 years ago
Damn... I haven't seen a good Eddie Murphy movie since Beverly Hills Cop 2
3 years ago
Exactly.
3 years ago
Yeah, i don't get why good actors when they start reaching the end of their career, start doing such shit movies, look at Robert De Niro. Al Pacino, Harvey Keitel, all top actors. Instead of being remembered for classic movie roles, ll people will remember them for is the dirt they made in their last few years.
3 years ago
Kurupt, pick these up if you're gonna roll up on a regular basis: http://www.phunckyfeeltips.com/
3 years ago
Christopher Walken has done some shit movies too, but his main reason is that he just wants to keep working, so he takes whatever comes along.
3 years ago
Christopher Walken has condo payments to make....
3 years ago
He has a gorgeous summer home in Connecticut.
3 years ago
What are they Mako, roche clips? I roche joints with a piece of rolled up cardboard, so you don't waste any smoke. Do these actors live such lifestyles, that they have to keep on working, even if the movies are shit? You would have thought their money was made years ago.
3 years ago
This'll offer ya a few glimpses of his house in Westport https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_mWtlkRqhU
3 years ago
Those are tips, or "filters" Just instead of using a cardboard one and creating more waste, you reuse the glass ones. I highly recommend em.
3 years ago
O.k, good idea. I don't smoke that much any more to be honest Mako. Those few spliffs tonight, is the first time iv'e smoked in a few weeks. I can't afford to be an everyday smoker unfortunately. And you can't even sell a bit of smoke any more, because every cunt and their cousin is dealing weed.
3 years ago
You definitely can't make a living selling weed anymore unless it's by the truckload, it seems.
3 years ago
Yeah you won't make money slinging 50 bags. You would need to be shifting ounces at least, and even then you will only be making small money, and a bit of smoke for yourself.
3 years ago
HIPPIES!!!!
3 years ago
God damned hippies.......
3 years ago
"WAIT YOU'VE GOT MY PEN! GODDAMN HIPPIES!"
3 years ago
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