points: 28

Bottle Cap Cock

NSFW

It's not a party until.............

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by DangerousDug

submitted February 16th 2015

46 comments
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comments (46)
What the fuck kind of shit leads to this?
3 years ago
Duhg's never ending hunt for cock vids.
3 years ago
Russian genetics. I'm not too certain, but I think DNA in Cyrillic is spelled водка (that says Vodka, by the way, for those too lazy to use google translate).
3 years ago
YAY! finally remembered the fucking password
3 years ago
how drunk did yo have to get?
3 years ago
daaww
3 years ago
You could have emailed Boosh to reset it for you.
3 years ago
just startin. it's been fucking years since I've been here. Hi all.
3 years ago
hi jimjam!

welcome back!
3 years ago
* MetalFace nods from under his stetson in the corner of the saloon *
3 years ago
*helmet

*Jabba's throne room
3 years ago
Welcome back to the fuck-shop, kid.
3 years ago
he's even got an avy sorted, that took me about 3 months last time.

What's this doo-dah in the top right corner: pro, 23, oster etc
3 years ago
People think they are cool by paying $30 to get a special sticker.
3 years ago
Pro just means you pay $5 a month to be able to type in yellow and have 2 vote points. The other rubes paid $30 extra.
3 years ago
glad i'm not cool
3 years ago
/me thinks it is a complete waste of time and money
3 years ago
LL and oster tried to dox me.
3 years ago
pro also lets you link youtube and imgur in comments
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urXtVKEIUMk

like so!

i got this from randomytlinks.com.... lets see what it is!
3 years ago
fuck!
3 years ago
lulz
3 years ago
^this is the new fail
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/JW8hO1b.gif
3 years ago
Calm down, MF. That was meant for ze kraut.
3 years ago
rollo, don't be so mean all the time. i have feelings too, you know?
3 years ago

Rollo_Tomasi
LL and oster tried to dox me.
13 minutes agoreport spam | like | 1 likes | told to stfu | 2 stfu
L to the MFAO
3 years ago
Pretty sure the operative word there is "tried".
3 years ago
hey another limey!..
welcome back jimi
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
shut the fuck up you boring shitass
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
look at all those interested people
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
nope.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
o...k...
3 years ago
Yawn.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
Its good exercise for his chubby captain fingers
3 years ago
Hi Barret. I think my ring size is within tolerance. At least on the fingers that haven't been broken.
3 years ago
All the parties I've been too, not once was there ever any cock magic performed.
3 years ago
with a cock like that, this is about the best thing he could do with it.
3 years ago
Dug, That's not Pez.
3 years ago
My mouth is back.

* toolman961 calls off work *
3 years ago
recover password
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