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Bottle Cap Cock

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It's not a party until.............

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by DangerousDug

submitted February 16th 2015

46 comments
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comments (46)
What the fuck kind of shit leads to this?
3 years ago
Duhg's never ending hunt for cock vids.
3 years ago
Russian genetics. I'm not too certain, but I think DNA in Cyrillic is spelled водка (that says Vodka, by the way, for those too lazy to use google translate).
3 years ago
YAY! finally remembered the fucking password
3 years ago
how drunk did yo have to get?
3 years ago
daaww
3 years ago
You could have emailed Boosh to reset it for you.
3 years ago
just startin. it's been fucking years since I've been here. Hi all.
3 years ago
hi jimjam!

welcome back!
3 years ago
* MetalFace nods from under his stetson in the corner of the saloon *
3 years ago
*helmet

*Jabba's throne room
3 years ago
Welcome back to the fuck-shop, kid.
3 years ago
he's even got an avy sorted, that took me about 3 months last time.

What's this doo-dah in the top right corner: pro, 23, oster etc
3 years ago
People think they are cool by paying $30 to get a special sticker.
3 years ago
Pro just means you pay $5 a month to be able to type in yellow and have 2 vote points. The other rubes paid $30 extra.
3 years ago
glad i'm not cool
3 years ago
/me thinks it is a complete waste of time and money
3 years ago
LL and oster tried to dox me.
3 years ago
pro also lets you link youtube and imgur in comments
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urXtVKEIUMk

like so!

i got this from randomytlinks.com.... lets see what it is!
3 years ago
fuck!
3 years ago
lulz
3 years ago
^this is the new fail
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/JW8hO1b.gif
3 years ago
Calm down, MF. That was meant for ze kraut.
3 years ago
rollo, don't be so mean all the time. i have feelings too, you know?
3 years ago

Rollo_Tomasi
LL and oster tried to dox me.
13 minutes agoreport spam | like | 1 likes | told to stfu | 2 stfu
L to the MFAO
3 years ago
Pretty sure the operative word there is "tried".
3 years ago
hey another limey!..
welcome back jimi
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
shut the fuck up you boring shitass
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
look at all those interested people
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
nope.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
o...k...
3 years ago
Yawn.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
Its good exercise for his chubby captain fingers
3 years ago
Hi Barret. I think my ring size is within tolerance. At least on the fingers that haven't been broken.
3 years ago
All the parties I've been too, not once was there ever any cock magic performed.
3 years ago
with a cock like that, this is about the best thing he could do with it.
3 years ago
Dug, That's not Pez.
3 years ago
My mouth is back.

* toolman961 calls off work *
3 years ago
recover password
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