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Hot Ass...Damn

Hot Ass surce:http://www.shhht.net/2015/01/hot-ass-170114-damn.html

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by iok1988

submitted February 15th 2015

278 comments
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Hot Ass...Damn
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comments (278)
5€ say it's another eastern european retard
3 years ago
Nice ass though
3 years ago
Also ..whats that in real money.. like about £3 ?
3 years ago
3 pounds mate :))
3 years ago
lol @ calling £ 'real money'
3 years ago
We'll see how well your € does after the next stage of quantitative easing... looks like some cheap holidays soon
3 years ago
And how about throwing some more into that bottomless pit called Greece
3 years ago
Funny, that's what I call your mom's bottomless pit.
3 years ago
Oh now I get why she insists on being called Sarlak
3 years ago
sarlacc?
3 years ago
Sure. Nerd
3 years ago
I AM GROOT!
3 years ago
Nnnnnerd!
3 years ago
Nice ass. Boring post. Fuck you.
3 years ago
fuck off!
3 years ago
Fuck you.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
fuck off!
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
irony
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
and yet you keep on typing..... irony
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
be quiet
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
Stfu
3 years ago
you really should set this useless pile of undeserved self worth on auto baby joke mode Admiral
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
Lurking time doesn't count









Noob
3 years ago
Lurking... I'm gonna start calling it noobing
3 years ago
So.....is the blob seeing anyone new?

Also I'm taking bets on how long it takes for her to file a restraining order on you if it hasn't already happened.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
Professor mucho will need to investigate your statistical calculations on that 62%
3 years ago
*YOU CAN"T KEEP ME FROM MY BELOVED SOFA YOU WHORE"

You'd think that you would get visiting rights since you repaired it repeatedly after countless sitting down too hard episodes.
3 years ago
I know inactive to not having enough cans to cash in a phone card.
Example: I was not here, inactive, for some time
You were here but got ran off/banned for saying FIRST! so many times you decided not to comment for years
Conclusion: Anything you say can and will be used against you without proper backup
It's the way of the nooby
3 years ago
Also... Anyone can view 100% of the archive here. Your point?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
Upvoting shit by pressing the random button doesn't equal "knowing the sites content"
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
I said anyone CAN you momo
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
Who's sofa are you sitting down too hard on now grease neck?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
You care enough to try to defend your pathetic self
3 years ago
If you run too low on the ebt you can always go back to the glory hole tr_dirtyknees.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
Cym Magawd
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
I'm not reading it, it'll will be gone soon anyways
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
LMAO LL
3 years ago
Ikr
3 years ago
why is it still talking?
3 years ago
I blame yak
3 years ago
that's a run off
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
we were laughing at your expense
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
Did you say something?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
Yea, nobody won't. Bad grammar intended.
3 years ago
Hot!
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
tr; dr
3 years ago
Didn't read.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
tr, dr
3 years ago
Can you change his little banner to DBJ ?
3 years ago
DBJ Squad!
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
I think he is mad now.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
Haha, case rested.
3 years ago
what was he rambling on about this time?
3 years ago
fuck it i dont care
3 years ago
Something about me sitting around waiting for him to comment.
3 years ago
I didn't see it, but I bet it was: verbosity, performance prolixity, I'm awesome but the world sucks, MENSA, son, junior. Standard tr fare, I'm sure.
3 years ago
There was a "new guy" in it.
3 years ago
i like how nobody cares enough to actually make the 2 clicks it would take to find lut
3 years ago
Oh yeah, that must be the new addition to the boring verbosity. That and there's a topkek in there somewhere, I bet.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
Two clicks is too much effort for anything related to tr
3 years ago
Now honestly, who the fuck wants to read that?
3 years ago
next up - Tr smoke-signals
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
My shoulder hurts and I could use sour mix. Sun is over the yardarm, might as well.
3 years ago
Haha, that's one click. Nice try, aspberger boy.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
You can? Yay!
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
Someone has never heard of auto-refresh. Sad.
3 years ago
tr, people don't refresh screens just to see your shit. Get over yourself.
3 years ago
theres a lot of sad happening here right now
3 years ago
I'll be back later to clean up all his forthcoming shit. I have a bathroom to paint and a mudroom to sand.
3 years ago
inb4 *correct
3 years ago
I think this is your mudroom at this point.
3 years ago
the fuck is a mudroom?
3 years ago
It is where guys go to finger their own assholes
3 years ago
^expert at fingering his own asshole
3 years ago
What did you say tr_dirtyknees ? hahahaahaa
3 years ago
"a casual, generally secondary entryway intended as an area to remove and store footwear, outerwear, and wet clothing before entering the main house. As well as providing storage space, a mud room serves to increase the cleanliness of a house proper."
3 years ago
You like to enter a mens mudroom mako on a daily basis
3 years ago
Hey, do you guys smell celery? I just got this weird whiff.
3 years ago
Oh boy
3 years ago
There's a smell of rotten cabbage whenever makes mum crosses her legs
3 years ago
And a smell of L'Air du Temps and haggis when fries mom uncrosses hers.
3 years ago
And a smell of cum whenever your father farts
3 years ago
And a smell of bangers and mash and cheap cigarettes whenever you open your mouth.
3 years ago
Feel the anger corsing thru you. Be your anger.
* JamesTKirk wrings hands evilishly *

/me. Ceiling done. Trim primed. Fuck you mudroom.
3 years ago
Shit
3 years ago
Nothing wrong with bangers and mash
3 years ago
Nor cheap cigarettes, but I digress.
3 years ago
I would rather not smell like either one, but I digress.
3 years ago
* JamesTKirk reminds himself to stop by the Seneca nation next time he is in upstate New York to get some .38 Specials. *
3 years ago
Pick up a few cartons of Marlboro's too. tax free, remember.
3 years ago
Only milk comes in cartons
3 years ago
Wtf, what
3 years ago
in the queens english they call it a "top-open contraption"
3 years ago
"oi lad, can you fetch me a top-open of fags from the shops?"
3 years ago
I came in fries mum once
3 years ago
https://www.cigoutlet.net/cigarettes/marlboro-cigarette.html
Cartons.
3 years ago
10 packs, 200 cigarettes. Simple.
3 years ago
Can I have a milk vessel full of cigarettes please
3 years ago
"Can I have a rectangular-shaped box of multiple packs of cigarettes please?" Doesn't work, too many words.
3 years ago
it's a top-open you silly-billies
3 years ago
Why not just ask for 200's
3 years ago
That's how I used to
3 years ago
Then the guy behind the counter looks at you funny and goes "What brand? And we only carry regs, 100's and 120's."
3 years ago
200 Benson & hedges... Simples
3 years ago
Okay, what size? Kings, 100's, or 120's?
3 years ago
About this point the guy is gonna tell you to either speak up or gtfo, plus he'll be getting impatient. Stay in the UK where everything is done slowly and ass-backwards, fries.
3 years ago
* Mako best fries only buys loosies. *
3 years ago
*bets
3 years ago
that stfu hurt fries...
3 years ago
* Mako ships fries a carton of Seneca Kings. *
3 years ago
Magawd, you guys get Seneca's down there?
3 years ago
No idea, I quit smoking in 2005 and cigarettes disgust me now.
3 years ago
I hear ya, I quit in 2007...and there's $ to be made by going to the Seneca, St. Regis and Onondaga reservations, buying tax-free cigs by the carton, and selling them for a slight profit elsewhere in the state, but you didn't hear that from me.
3 years ago
Lol @ mako turning tricks with cigs for cents
3 years ago
Worst thing is Maggie those stfu's are permanent
3 years ago
Fries has never learned how to hustle, apparently. That's why he delivers food on a moped.
3 years ago
I learnt there are no hustles to be had here... You get fucked over by the government
3 years ago
Honest graft for an honest pay fo shizzle
3 years ago
Fuck that.
3 years ago
I dunno who the tr noob is, but he's got some great dead baby jokes.
3 years ago
^comment of the day.
3 years ago
fries-please
Honest graft for an honest pay fo shizzle
25 minutes ago
report spam | like | told to stfu
Says the fuel scammer that got caught.
3 years ago
Exactly.... It doesn't pay :(
3 years ago
weee doggy

I say,spring has come early here
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
Nobody likes you or wants you here or irl yet you keep showing your ass.
3 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen let us welcome the newest member to the much clan
3 years ago
NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
Now that is an ass!!

Of course the mucho gay club downvotes....
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
junge du bist so behindert, dein rollstuhl hat stützräder
3 years ago
und schwimmflügel
3 years ago
ach komm, son bisschen scharf macht dich son bauarbeiter penis doch schon oder?
3 years ago
KRAUT FIGHT!!!
3 years ago
You know how those German's like sausages, yes?






Sausage fight.
3 years ago
Yup, and zair VILL be ze rubber boots and party pants.
3 years ago
Ze German sparkle party
3 years ago
They like sausage parties
3 years ago
yeah, we like sausages, were is the problem`?
3 years ago
i remember the christmas time during my childhood, were i got all the sausages i wanted. i always felt so stift afterwards
3 years ago
*stiff
3 years ago
Full of stiff sausage
3 years ago
Fries dreams of that every night, being full of stiff sausage.
3 years ago
i liked the brown ones most
3 years ago
I bet you do seal... I bet you do
3 years ago
my grandmother was always so proud with me, because i could take so much
3 years ago
*uncle
3 years ago
Mako projecting again
3 years ago
Fries thinking of penis as usual.
3 years ago
why penis?
3 years ago
He delivers food for a living, he has to do something to stimulate his mind besides watching tranny porn.
3 years ago
hahaha stutzrader

that sounds brutal
3 years ago
like a kind of anal tactical assault
3 years ago
it roughly translates to

"boy, you're so retarded your wheelchair has training wheels"

"and water wings"
3 years ago
now that you translated it, I can kinda read it.
This is how is sounds to me:

boy you be so behinderp, your rollerstall has spazwagonwheels
3 years ago
is 'so' a German word?
3 years ago
lol schwimmflugel, I didn't see that bit.

'you take it up the schwimmflugel'
3 years ago
yeah it is, meaning 'as, so, such, thus, like'
3 years ago
so is saying 'you be so' grammatically correct?
3 years ago
huh?
3 years ago
I'm assuming 'du bist so' means 'you be so'. 'Bist' probably means are, but is sound like the origin of 'be' in english.
3 years ago
sein - to be

ich bin - i am

du bist - you are

er ist - he is

wir sind - we are

ihr seid - you are

sie sind - they are
3 years ago
*it sounds like the origin of 'be'.

Sorry, I don't know how I expect you to understand me when I type out such gibberish
3 years ago
s'otay
3 years ago
Sie ist saftig
3 years ago
...should be "she is juicy", correct? My German is pretty bad.
3 years ago
I can understand why women can be gay.
3 years ago
Compared to ohsnap this ass is a fail......
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
^dumbest comment ever.
3 years ago
I guess the first amendment doesn't count here?
3 years ago
And further more... what happens when the dead baby jokes are exhausted?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
I don't think it matters. Both sound correct, and both sound incorrect.
3 years ago
And don't quote me the rules because that'll change tomorrow.

English, amirite??
3 years ago
Mr. President. Free speech is withheld from those that can't seem to follow simple instructions. It's also therapy for aspberger related symptoms.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
Then he's a lucky man
3 years ago
Metal, this therapy doesn't fall under "rules". Carry on.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
I don't know any of you people
3 years ago
I should undelete that last one. The mail order thing is pretty fun,ny, even still to this day.
3 years ago
Therapy... I like it....
3 years ago
I'm helping, sir.
3 years ago
I also need a budget line item for continued post I,plementation programs.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
nobody cares, when will you get that?
3 years ago
Whats he talking about half the time ?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
well this is fun
3 years ago
that's the work of someone who has officially stopped giving a damn about how retarded his acts appear.
3 years ago
I haven't seen tr this desperate since the ab off superhero costume
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
he's scraping so badly he stopped making sense about a day ago.
3 years ago
I am so fucking sore :( and tired :( too tired to move and get ready for bed
3 years ago
sore? 8)
3 years ago
yes?
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser prepares for snow storm *
3 years ago
we're supposed to get 7" of snow today. 8((((
3 years ago
*worries about cardboard house*
3 years ago
You'd better make a snow penis and post it.
3 years ago
Better yet, snowboobs
3 years ago
7inches of snow is a storm? Fuckin pussy lol
3 years ago
Even I don't consider that a storm
3 years ago
Real story for us is the temperature and wind chill: it's -6 right now with a chill factor of -24. You've got about 10 minutes outside before your skin starts to freeze.
3 years ago
took 5 minutes before I could feel my thumb again, after touching my metal doorframe
3 years ago
Yeah, I'm getting sick of having to force my front door open every morning because of the amount of snow in front of it. The best part is people going "it NEVER gets this bad here!"
3 years ago
The saving grace is more snow, more money, but this kind of cold makes my entire body hurt when I go outside.
3 years ago
it hasn't snowed in a few days here, just fucking freezing
3 years ago
its so cold and all I want to do is take a hot shower and go to bed but im so fking lazy
3 years ago
holiday tomorrow had people coming out like ti was Saturday night and I ran my ass off for 10 hours
3 years ago
Hasn't snowed here... At all, really. It's been 60+ degrees and sunny the past few days.

The nearest ski resort just decided to fucking close "temporarily"
3 years ago
I wish I had just one day without snow so I could cut back the snow banks on the sides of my driveway. Starting to run out of room to move the snow to.
3 years ago
Here's my theory: mother nature is a Seahawks fan.
3 years ago
She definitely hates us for some reason. Good thing is that it' so cold that Lake Erie has almost frozen completely over. So no lake effect storms, just Nor'easters and Alberta Clippers-which are usually worse.
3 years ago
Hah, sucks to be you!
3 years ago
Not really. Just sucks that it's so cold. Road salt is pretty much useless at this point, too.
3 years ago
81 deesgrees
3 years ago
No thank you.
3 years ago
CP24 ‏@CP24 · 16m16 minutes ago
An extreme cold warning remains in effect. Current temperature is -22 C and expected high is - 12 C. Will feel like -33 C with wind chill.

that's nice
3 years ago
The price you pay for those beautiful summer days. In November we had a storm that killed twelve people, complete with thundersnow. When it's this cold, people stay home.
3 years ago
I really never complain about the weather. Only way you should be allowed to complain is if you work outside. if you're inside who the fuck cares... it sucks for the less than 2 minutes it takes me to get inside my work...
3 years ago
or maybe complain about your heating bill if you don't have equal billing....
3 years ago
Practically balmy for you Canucks.
3 years ago
I will never again buy a car/truck/suv without heated seats, I will say that much. If you can adapt and learn to enjoy it, winter can be fun here (i.e. my trip to the Tug Hill last week to ride sleds)
3 years ago
you're farther north than I am.
3 years ago
...I miss snow.
3 years ago
I'll get the county to load up some dump trucks with the snow we get(if we really get any)and they'll have it to ya by tomorrow morning. Although...it unfortunately might have a grayish hue to it. Hey..it's better than nothin', right?

What's your home address, smerfie?
3 years ago
1313 Gingerbird Lane
3 years ago
NiiiiiiixxxxxxxoooooonnssGhhooooosssssstt!!!!

Hi
3 years ago
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh&hhhhhhhhhh..... we're spying on smerf

hi
3 years ago
Yeah, 7 inches of snow is devastating to a town with zero infrastructure for snow removal.
3 years ago
Close, Mr. President. 117 Ginger Lane.
3 years ago
lol that segal face
3 years ago
Jesus. Imagine tr's "now world" come crashing down when yak disconnects the imgur embeds.... =/
3 years ago
Oh great, he's gonna make the site even lamer?
3 years ago
Well that is the prime directive .
3 years ago
Oh yeah...Muchosucko General Order 1.
3 years ago
Sons a bitches
3 years ago
I'd laugh until I shit myself if "ol' grease neck the sofa wrecker" got whunu'd
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
Say what? Huehuehuehuehuehuehue
3 years ago
Well... at least iok's rep is off to a good start.....
3 years ago
Imma help out
2 years ago
Nice
2 years ago
recover password
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