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Happy ValenTool !

You pew-pew'd our hearts

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted February 13th 2015

164 comments
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Happy ValenTool !
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Too soon
3 years ago
get back to work brumley
3 years ago
If there was any muchoer I'd fear shooting me, I'd would probably be ole Tooly. Not because he'd be mad at me, just because he might consider it "fun".
3 years ago
Not to mention the deadly accuracy.
3 years ago
Aw, you guys.
3 years ago
Your fear is wasted.... Toolman is a softy....
3 years ago
Yes. A well-armed softy.
3 years ago
Theres nothing to fear of a man who has to wipe his own wifes ass
3 years ago
Ummm, that's more reason to fear.
3 years ago
I was just going to ask him if he's nuts.
3 years ago
If I have to wipe her ass, I should have no problem shooting you.
3 years ago
Ding.
3 years ago
Tooly logic wins
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, and don't fuck with a man who has to wipe his own wife's ass!
3 years ago
Did you watch Sons of Liberty, tool?
3 years ago
^The new 2nd amendment.
3 years ago
no sir.
3 years ago
Damn fine miniseries. I watch it with a picture of fries sitting next to me.
3 years ago
What channel?
3 years ago
That logic makes no sense
3 years ago
Did any of you see American sniper yet? I watched it last night, it was excellent, i didn't know it was based on a true story, until the end?
3 years ago
History.

http://www.history.com/shows/sons-of-liberty/videos/a-dangerous-game?m=5189717d404fa&s=All&f=1&free=false&mkwid=sMHdf4aIA|c_pcrid_63558406398_pkw_sons%20of%20liberty_pmt_e&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=sons%20of%20liberty&utm_campaign=G_Sons+of+Liberty&paidlink=1&cmpid=PaidSearch_google_G_Sons+of+Liberty_sons%20of%20liberty&gclid=CKPSu5iW4MMCFUMvgQodwp0AGw
3 years ago
arg. anyway.
3 years ago
I might be able to find it on On-Demand, I'll look for it.
3 years ago
You'll like it.
3 years ago
Sons of Liberty is rather good-seems rather accurate in its depictions.
3 years ago
As much as the game coming up, I think Saturday?
3 years ago
Pen/Cap?
3 years ago
It was only in the cinema before Christmas, but you might be able to find a copy by now. I got a DVD screener of it, perfect copy.
3 years ago
Family's here, gotta go.
3 years ago
fyi, Caps are in LA.
3 years ago
Did you see it Mako?
3 years ago
American Sniper? Yeah. It was kinda sad.
3 years ago
Yeah it was, some fucking whackadoodle vet, he was trying to help out, topped him, i couldn't fucking believe it.
3 years ago
PTSD is no joke.
3 years ago
It's no wonder these guys are messed up in the head, having to blow away women and kids, even if they are sand niggers.
3 years ago
How do you shoot women and children?
3 years ago
Easy. You just don't lead 'em as much.
3 years ago
How do i change whats written in the pro tab, at the right hard side of my avy?
3 years ago
"Anyone that runs, is a VC! Anyone that stands still? Is a well-disciplined VC!"
3 years ago
whatya mean, Kur... your badge?
3 years ago
Where it says pro cb.
3 years ago
You have to pay yak more extor- ..I mean, a small, reasonable service fee.
3 years ago
O.k, i thought there was a way of doing it, that i hadn't figured out? I got the pro account for free thanks to poss, so fuck it.
3 years ago
ask poss, I'm sure he'll pay for it.
3 years ago
bingo
3 years ago
Either poss is independently wealthy or his lips are sore from sucking yaks penor.
3 years ago
That would be taking the piss altogether, mako.
3 years ago
Sorry i mean't Claude
3 years ago
I have never seen yak's penor.
3 years ago
I think it was td420's old account, but he hasn't been here in fucking ages, so fuck em.
3 years ago
sorry the bank is closed

deleted all of my monthly paypay pro's a week or so ago

dont know when the unproing will kick in
3 years ago
Right after the t-shirts arrive.
3 years ago
Why poss, do you pay annually or some shit? I thought once you bought pro acc, that was it for good?
3 years ago
Just steal some other cunts pro account, like you did for me poss, problem solved.
3 years ago
i bought lifetime for mice elf - all of the others were just $5 per month recurring payments
3 years ago
i no longer pay any $ ever to MS
3 years ago
5 x 12 x 5 x 4
3 years ago
So, do you know if td420, had a lifetime account? I presume he does if it's still active.
3 years ago
Man, why you gotta pick the black guy?
3 years ago
Muchist.
3 years ago
* possum tries again: Kur - i started up the monthly pro thing for TD...all of my other gifted pros were monthly also... *



tldr?


there aint no pot o gold at the end of the black rainbow
3 years ago
You bought td pro??
3 years ago
um. sort of
3 years ago
No, just lots and lots of crack rocks.
3 years ago
*nakkies
3 years ago
I don't know where to even begin with the irony of that....
3 years ago
ya i know
3 years ago
* possum shames off like hell *
3 years ago
Sorry.
3 years ago
You're not forgiven bitch
3 years ago
My new laptop arrived today, and I tracked it from Lavergne, TN. At some point I started thinking "If there's a dick probe in the box, I'm hiring a hitman."
3 years ago
inb4 cool story bro
3 years ago
I ordered a fucking pizza an hour ago, and it still didn't arrive. If that was America, i would probably get it for free. But instead i will have to argue with some cunt, that barely speak English, and will still have to pay full price.
3 years ago
GET MOVING, FRIES!
3 years ago
That happens quite often where cryax lives.
3 years ago
So what do you bastards put on your pizzas?
3 years ago
*please don't mayonnaise*
3 years ago
The hunger starts to wear off the longer you wait, did you ever notice that? I was fucking starving when i ordered.
3 years ago
Now you're blood sugar is low and you're getting irritable. Happens to all of us.
3 years ago
*your
3 years ago
Extra mutton, please
3 years ago
Boiled, probably.
3 years ago
as long as there's no pineapple. Xp
3 years ago
I ordered a large meat feast. Pepperoni, ham, crispy bacon, chicken and mushroom, plus a side of garlic pizza bread and bbq chicken wings and a 1.5 litre of coke, for €20, not bad, if you didn't have to wait over a fucking hour.
3 years ago
Shouldn't have ordered the coke.
3 years ago
That's not a bad price, really.
3 years ago
Yeah, it will do for tomorrows dinner as well.
3 years ago
One thing we don't have over here is a taco bell, i would like to try it. There is a few Mexican joints, but i usually don't remember what the food was like, because it's usually 3am, and i'm pissed out of my fucking skull.
3 years ago
any White Castles?
3 years ago
No white castle either, always wanted one ever since watching Harold and Kumar, years back when i was stoned out of my mind.
3 years ago
It's not all it's cracked up to be, trust me.
3 years ago
Those cheeseburgers did look good, when i was stoned, i have to admit. But they looked fucking tiny.
3 years ago
Can you not get them frozen?
3 years ago
you eat them six at a time, kur
3 years ago
We call them sliders here.
3 years ago
So they are like sliders? How much are they each? And no cb, you cant get them frozen, as far as i know?
3 years ago
you just let them schloop down your throat
3 years ago
lol chatfag
3 years ago
Frozen/fresh, they're basically the same. Difficult to pull off for fast food but that's how gross they are.
3 years ago
"schloop" lol
3 years ago
chatfag?
3 years ago
Seriously. All that kind of shit looks lovely on TV, but to be honest, most of the food iv'e gotten from Americas hasn't been that nice. Twinkies and chocolate for example tasted fairly shitty. I got a few 40's pf Olde English malt beer, that was nice stuff, always wanted them since i watched Menace 2 Society, when i was a kid.
3 years ago
a certain someone told me you were in chat. Someone who was there told me. It wasnt me, I don;t chat faggoteer
3 years ago
they do doughnut puree now

I need to get my hands on that shite
3 years ago
The do bacon milkshakes in one of the resteraunts over there, dennys or Arbies, i think.How fucking unhealthy is that shit. There new slogan is death to America
3 years ago
i've been in chat a few times since it started working for me again...i'll never live there though as it IS pretty faggy, plus i just dont very fast
3 years ago
you were doing better than me possum, dont give it all that!

I love that unhealthy stuff. Just don't live on it lol
3 years ago
i mean.. not me
3 years ago
i'd drink an actual heart attack blended up into a milkshake just to try it once
3 years ago
*type

dammit
3 years ago
I think i might be in chat fag mode at the moment, lolling and shit
3 years ago
I'm wary of getting a heart attack. I stared getting palpitations and irregular heartbeat, after so much boozing and smoking over Christmas and New year. I still haven't had a beer since then, and am down to 3 or 4 smokes a day.
3 years ago
in your 30s right?
3 years ago
youve got a decade or so B4 you need no paranoia attack yourself
3 years ago
It's "mall likqa", Kurupt.
3 years ago
the thing I worry about now is my grey hair

bloody women
3 years ago
well, i try not to worry about my grey hair. Worrying about your grey hair is pretty terminal
3 years ago
for your hair
3 years ago
I don't know poss, iv'e been a hard drinking, chain smoking, drug taking mofo, since around 13, so it's highly possible that the heart could fuck up. And yeah James, the OE malt likqa is some good shit nigga, i felt like a real OG.
3 years ago
grey is fine

it's teh baldies that have no chance with the chicks
3 years ago
i currently drink between 6 and 12 beers per day
smoke around 2 packs per day
eat the greasiest shit i can find and lots of it
and will turn 52 in April


i still plan on living until at least yolo
3 years ago
a day??
3 years ago
I have grey in my beard, but very little elsewhere.
3 years ago
this is bullshit. Why are people in my life such cunts that im going grey?
3 years ago
I smoke heavily, but I plan on quitting...again
3 years ago
owh sure be a blamer MD
3 years ago
Fucking hell poss, with that kind of lifestyle you will be lucky to see 60. But you never know, my mate was diagnosed with terminal cancer before Christmas, he's younger than me, never smoked and rarely drank, so it's just the cards your dealt, i suppose.
3 years ago
planning is half the battle.
3 years ago
I dunno? I'll be 47 soon (so will that hag dik) and still have decent hair and eyesight.
3 years ago
I know my grey is stress related to women. When I remove them from my life, I stop greying
3 years ago
Either get just for men, or ditch the chick, and stick to wanking.
3 years ago
or just stick to men in a ditch?
3 years ago
or just chase horsies around in a field
3 years ago
flat out
3 years ago
On a lighter note. My father had back surgery yesterday. Three fusions and a channelling out of two vertebrae. His gauge of success? "I took less opiates after full surgery today then yesterday". I asked if he was winning.
3 years ago
Supposedly lambs are a good lay, MD. Try that out.
3 years ago
I dunno, it feels wrong.

And i get the feeling theres something im missing out on
3 years ago
they can't say no after all
3 years ago
the thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat
3 years ago
so your dad had vertebrae actually fused on purpose? That's a procedure is it?
3 years ago
What age is your old man James? Back surgery is usually sketchy surgery.
3 years ago
Yea, pretty big stuff. Kurupt, he is going to be 72 soon. He has other "issues" which warranted doing this to help with his quality of life. He could barely walk 50 yards.
3 years ago
sorry - too late?
3 years ago
How long before he will be able to start walking again, or is he mobile already?
3 years ago
What happened to this? One of the greatest subs ever...

http://muchosucko.com/80801/Sheep
3 years ago
The reason i ask, is one of my uncles had a hip replacement a few months back, the physio had him up out of bed and trying to walk on it, the next fucking morning, after major surgery
3 years ago
i think i reposted this
3 years ago
Kurupt. He was supposedly up and around today. It's a good sign. I don't live in the same state as my parents so I'm getting my info from "psycho Mom".
3 years ago
that's because they had some muslim cunt who needed the bed kurupt
3 years ago
Yeah that a good sign James, good luck to him. And yeah md you are probably fucking right.
3 years ago
Update: he was sent home last evening. Walking upright for the first time in several years.
3 years ago
I'm touched.
3 years ago
duh
3 years ago
Touched like aka @ the fairground...
3 years ago
That's what I meant.
3 years ago
HI BETHY!

oh nm
3 years ago
Stop it.
3 years ago
wtf
3 years ago
Meaning?
3 years ago
Rest easy. Tool never killed anybody that didn't have it comin'.
3 years ago
the chipmunk might beg to differ
3 years ago
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