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Celia is not to excited about her new Job at Jet's Pizza in Mansfield Tx and needs to tell the world. What happens next is priceless! Enjoy my Facebook Content, bitches!

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted February 10th 2015

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I doubt this is real
3 years ago
it was on a news site, so it must be
3 years ago
You believe everything in the press then
3 years ago
i really only thought it was funny
3 years ago
but i guess it's too close to home for you...

it was a food delivery job after all
3 years ago
Ive already told my boss that the job sucks and still cant get fired
3 years ago
maybe tweet it?
3 years ago
No ... its for attention whores
3 years ago
/tr opens titter account
3 years ago
Try eating half the food before you get there or just drop it on the sidewalk in front of their house and scream, your food's here.
3 years ago
Oster vote says it all
3 years ago
Which one is the twat
3 years ago
It's in Texas, so they both are.
3 years ago
I would have that applies to most of the US
3 years ago
And now the silly bitch is famous....
3 years ago
Why did she even go for the job in the first place ?....
3 years ago
money?
3 years ago
First rule of jobhunters is go for a job you want to do
3 years ago
Probably the free wifi
3 years ago
Yeah, cause what point is there in paying for Internet for home?
3 years ago
And you want to deliver food?
3 years ago
No, I don't.
3 years ago
^^
3 years ago
I know, I'm I'm just being a wiseass.
3 years ago
Hiws mako gonna do that job ? Hes housebound
3 years ago
Hows
3 years ago
I am? *checks ankle* Nah, that was years ago.
3 years ago
Were you tagged ?
3 years ago
He'll use a drone
3 years ago
Claude, I went ditch bangin' in the Tug Hill plateau over the weekend. You've got to come up here some winter.
3 years ago
Ok
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7CdSehYcrA
3 years ago
They average about 200 inches of snow a year (5.1 meters)
3 years ago
Last time I did that it was about -11f. I felt like I'd been in a car accident
3 years ago
Yeah, that's usually what the wind is at night out here. We get the wind, they get the snow up there. But if you're looking for the Mecca of snowmobiling, it's either there or Quebec-for this part of the world, anyway.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/y2WTGsv.gif
3 years ago
It's fun for awhile but I'm not very good at it.
3 years ago
TWSS
3 years ago
Out here I'm an an escarpment, so it's flat as Nebraska or Kansas. Makes for nice high-speed runs, though. Up in the Tug Hill, about 60 mph was as fast as we could go up and down the hills.
3 years ago
And JAWS was a Charcaridon Carcharias (sic), not Isurus Oxyrhynchus.
3 years ago
Lol. I was lucky if I hit 25mph
3 years ago
That's okay, you're the kind of guy I wanna ride with. Once Oneida Lake freezes over, they hit 100+ across the ice. I actually like being able to do a speed where I'm not disoriented.
3 years ago
Anyway...http://i.imgur.com/QrcMNTz.gif
3 years ago
i was always disoriented when doing speed
3 years ago
Dibs on the Michele Pfeiffer handjob
3 years ago
That's okay, I can throat fuck the sloppy one.
3 years ago
Shutup bitch you never throatfucked anybody
3 years ago
nice muerte de mucho, pablo
3 years ago
48 minutes...almost the same length of time I throat fucked his mother last night.
3 years ago
finally got a chipotle in my town...im in burrito heaven right now :)
3 years ago
and it was supposed to be invite only but i strolled in and dude was all"this is a training day do you have an invite" i told him no and he said well have lunch on me
best day ever
3 years ago
Smart manager-sounds like he made ya a customer for life.
3 years ago
definitely...doesnn't hurt that this burrito is like sex in a tortilla
3 years ago
Mighty Taco up here makes this El NiƱo Burrito...half a pound of ground beef in there. Enjoy, man.
3 years ago
and its as big around as my forearm...
3 years ago
twss
3 years ago
Don't eat the pork! They're mean to pigs!
3 years ago
i had chipotle when i was in london 2 weeks ago, definitely good grub. afterwards we went for shakes at baskin robbins and that was kinda underwhelming
3 years ago
Didn't try the Chinese delivery food in Doncaster, huh?
3 years ago
i considered going up to donnie just to pour sugar in the tank of fries scooter, but it's something like 2 hours by train so i couldn't be arsed
3 years ago
You should have, ordered from Wang fries and made him scoot his ass all the way to London holding your eggroll
3 years ago
Reminds me of the ATHF episode where the guy was trying to build a spaceship made of dicks.
3 years ago
jrob are you sure he didn't think you were a homeless guy :(
3 years ago
haha, i'd love to see Fries up on the scooter.
3 years ago
You're all silly
3 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-PmuHWPZSkY
3 years ago
wtf heather :(
3 years ago
i am a little unkempt right now though...
3 years ago
*unwashed
3 years ago
good one
3 years ago
jk you hella suck
3 years ago
*unloved
3 years ago
*alone
3 years ago
*hungry?
3 years ago
sorrie bb
3 years ago
Pedestrian
3 years ago
I don't care how well you know someone, don't ever tell another friend that he or she said anything negative about them because it will always come back to bite you in the ass.
3 years ago
You just ordered Chinese, didn't you.
3 years ago
upvote, cause
1 - i heard about this earlier today and laffed
2 - why the fuck not?
3 years ago
like 2 people in a news story would both be on T-mobile
3 years ago
Are you sure it was a pizza place? Could have easily been a porn shoot.
3 years ago
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