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Happy Valentimes Day

Blackish is a pretty good show.

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by tr_willk

submitted February 8th 2015

217 comments
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Happy Valentimes Day
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Fuckoff
3 years ago
"valentimes"

"mensa"
3 years ago
nemsa?
3 years ago
you should probably watch the american broadcasting company this wedensday so you can get that...or you could just watch the german broadcasting company (which, of course, is not the national broadcasting company).
3 years ago
"wedensday"

Memsa?
3 years ago
*Wodensday
3 years ago
Woodiesday?
3 years ago
Every day should be Woodies day!
3 years ago
Die Woodies, Die!
3 years ago
that mensa test won't take itself, boy...unless you're afraid to take it or something....

you know, hagbard celine wouldn't be afraid to fail (not that he would)....
3 years ago
* possum hoo hoos off *
3 years ago
William, if you're a proper indicator I'm pretty sure I don't want anything to do with MENSA. Apparently it kills brain cells, humour intelligence, cognitive abilities and human warmth and transforms people into monomaniacal, self-absorbed boring losers. Not a club I wanna be in.
3 years ago
like you need to join a club to be a self-absorbed boring loser.
3 years ago
just remember, bobby, that you simply most likely don't have what it takes to join.
3 years ago
Mostly I lack interest in labels
3 years ago
incidentally, you already have something to do with mensa, or did you forget the hundreds of comments you've made detracting it?

pretty much the only way you can recover from that boner is by joining; otherwise, what would a casual observer think of your commentary?
3 years ago
Also lol at you calling anyone else a loser, you unemployed homeless ugly fatass
3 years ago
i notice you're still commenting and not taking an iq test.

surely you're not afraid of failure, right?
3 years ago
Hey, is this the place you apply for MENSA? I took this iq test online and scored 300 points. Hook me up
3 years ago
was that 300 out of a thousand?
3 years ago
also, the test is taken in person, not online.
3 years ago
while you're busy thinking of something to type, sweetnose, you should consider pointing out to your german uberfuhrer up there that he literally claimed he had no interest in labels and then his very next comment was nothing but labels.
3 years ago
I'm not passing messages along for some dumbfuck that wants to act smarter than he really is
Bottom line:
You have no proof of membership, all of your comments indicate you're way below the requirements of passing the bar for membership.
3 years ago
Nobody likes you.
3 years ago
Kill yourself.
3 years ago
yeah, no proof at all.
3 years ago
definitely none whatsoever.
3 years ago
You're a homeless bum that got an early retirement from a porn shop. A pornhub shop. Retirement meaning sacked and not welcome back. We know your story, we know you're full of shit and the fact that you continue to pose a front like some supersmarty is just laughable
3 years ago
don't worry, elskling, i try not to hold the rage of the lesser minds against them...i mean, you can't help it, being in the 98% and all.
3 years ago
you can pretend you ran me off now, since i have a previous engagement to collect aluminium cans for cash.
3 years ago
I don't feel inferior to old men that stayed with their mom until adult life and only moved out cause they found a new host to mooch of on
3 years ago
Lol @ jackie dumping your sorry ass btw, about time she did
3 years ago
What. Cat got your tongue?
3 years ago
MENSA member is a label, as is firefighter, CEO, vegan, Catholic.

Mine were descriptors.







But a MENSA member sure knows that diff. .... ..!

Oh.
3 years ago
Dammit. MENSA-man missed his time to put the liddle girl in her place. Typical
3 years ago
tr_willk
you can pretend you ran me off now, since i have a previous engagement to collect aluminium cans for cash
3 years ago
Hey, that aluminum can gig was my idea!
3 years ago
that mako runoff
3 years ago
He's still online, shitfuck
3 years ago
before i get cracking on that aluminium, let's consider an online definition of "label": a word or phrase that describes or identifies something or someone

snivel some more about how yours were descriptors, bobby.

also, you can't tell if someone is online or not, little girl.
3 years ago
it takes a while for the name to drop off the list shitfuck
3 years ago
Those shrimps aren't gonna peel themselves, back on the boat, cajun whisperer
3 years ago
WAY TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT
3 years ago
Jrob is such a fail
3 years ago
you sure pwned me there...by saying i eat shrimp....
3 years ago
I can if you're refreshing the page, smart ass
3 years ago
think ill go cry now
3 years ago
Bye Sprinkles
3 years ago
label

A name given to something or someone to categorise them as part of a particular social group.



descriptor

That which describes; a word, phrase, etc. serving as a description.



your idiocy is fun. please verbositize some more, you're clearly winning. every. time.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
plantshit's blog was better
3 years ago
i'm sure william golding would be rolling in his grave if he read your opinion of him.
3 years ago
Not even your most loyal, ass-kissingnest, ball-lickingest squad-mate upvoted...


Damn.
3 years ago
you're hardly very loyal, sprinkbro...but there's always time to change your vote after you lick my balls.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles snortles at the white-bread attempt to step up... *
3 years ago
oh, you didn't mean yourself?
3 years ago
spam reported
3 years ago
right, i forgot that you're a secret squad member...don't worry, i won't tell anyone....
3 years ago
RIP Squad.

/tr_willk cries while simultaneously masturbating to hermaphrodite porn and gorging on rocky road ice cream
3 years ago
i lost my link to the plantshit thing when my computer crashed last year ...anybody still have a link?
3 years ago
on my other computer
3 years ago
jrobsquad is still thriving though
3 years ago
see, sprinkbro, if you play your cards right, you can seduce magawad into joining you against your common enemy, namely the awesome verbosity that is tr_willk
3 years ago
oooh, a coup d'etat!
3 years ago
* Sprinkles leans over and cuts a wet fart *


Yep. Still better than what's spewing from tr_willk
3 years ago
LONG LIVE JROB AND THE GLORIOUS SQUAD.

WE'LL BE AROUND FOREVER!
3 years ago
you're a homeless faggot piece of dumped by a fat ugly mexicunt shit
3 years ago
Fucking sad
3 years ago
i only have two enemies on MS - and nether one is currently online
3 years ago
Don't forget, only if you set aside your differences and join together do you have a prayer of stopping me. MuchoSuckers, unite against the verbosity that is tr_willk.
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz quickly logs off *
3 years ago
punky and jones?
3 years ago
opossum and havemorefun
3 years ago
tr_neckgrease is more like a spittoon than an enemy to me
3 years ago
when I'm done spitting at him I walk away and don't think of him again until I have to hack a loogey
3 years ago
tr's stuff is fun to comment on though...i dont hate him or like him or GAF in any which way so it's all good
3 years ago
does that mean no craft beer and driving the suburban this summer, possbro?
3 years ago
* Magawd hacks a loogey and goes to bed *
3 years ago
say hi to bono's mother for me, chum...i mean if you're in bed, she must be with you, since you went on and on about how you were going to fuck her and whatnot.
3 years ago
You copy-pasta shit like that here again and I'll dead baby you into the dark ages, you faggot.
3 years ago
nobody fears your "powers" queer
3 years ago
Nobody fears your homosexuality.
3 years ago
maybe they should
3 years ago
awww, poor jimmy doesn't care for william golding.
3 years ago
Ha
3 years ago
now, when you get the story part of that comment mailed to you a thousand times, just remember you have only yourself to blame, pal...and i'm not talking email, pal....
3 years ago
Are you addressing me?
3 years ago
or one of his many, many imaginary friends
3 years ago
help help i'm being addressed
3 years ago
sorry again...i plead head cold
3 years ago
like anyone would address a thousand envelopes by hand...they have printers for that.
3 years ago
classic literature by mail
3 years ago
a public service
3 years ago
altruism at its finest
3 years ago
wow - you're drunk again arent you?
3 years ago
fucking poser
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLajBVdtL4A
3 years ago
one zima and boom
3 years ago
a. You don't have the $490 that would take. ($430 if you sort them all, which will be easy)
b. Grow up, fag.
c. Have you ever had to deal with the USPS inspector?.
d. I get more junk mail from Marriott and United than you are capable of.
e. Stick to trolling my LinkedIn account. You're better at that.
3 years ago
a zima would be nice, actually.
3 years ago
regarding c, i actually was just talking to a usps inspector the other day when i was busy throwing some mail around...such a scam...they ship it by fedex of all things...too bad when those first-class boxes aren't properly wrapped and the envelopes go everywhere.
3 years ago
about c. - postal inspectors are a running joke at fedex

those boys do have guns though
3 years ago
i can just imagine the complaint now:

"hello, this is ask usps, how can we help you?"
"yes, this is mr. tiberias, and i'd like to complain about this jerk sending me mail."
"what exactly is the problem, mr. tiberias?"
"well, see there's this website where i'm a pretty big deal...(10 minutes go by while he explains, in detail, what a big deal he is)."
"so, you're complaining that you aren't getting your mail, "sir"?"
"no, i'm complaining that i am getting mail that is being sent to me"
"please hold"
-call disconnects-
3 years ago
lol - like USPS ever answers the phone
3 years ago
i hate those unionized pricks
3 years ago
a. You aren't worth my shredders' time
b. Yea, like I'm gonna waste time with a call.
c. Get back to your zero-life.
3 years ago
d. Aren't you almost out of minutes on your card this week?
3 years ago
it's unlimited for a whole month, babby...and who knows???

i might decide to get another month, and then another...aluminium is on the rise, you know....
3 years ago
and why would you shred william golding?

what did he ever do to you?

did you not like lord of the flies or something??
3 years ago
he dug up some AOL 754 free minutes cards he had stashed
3 years ago
actually, when my internet got cut off for non-payment of my cable bill, i did use some free aol for a few months...but this was almost a decade ago.
3 years ago
I know some fairly hardened brothers who have a better credit history than you.
3 years ago
hahahahahaha
3 years ago
made me cackle, thank you
3 years ago
i know some website owners who have a somewhat worse credit history than me.

now, watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck3uOCyWB50
3 years ago
Fuck your link.
3 years ago
I hate you
3 years ago
the feelings mutual
3 years ago
WAT?
3 years ago
HOLY SHIT
3 years ago
* yak scamples *

3 years ago
* Sprinkles runs and hides in his fallout shelter *
3 years ago
Who's been reading passages from the necronimicon out loud again???
3 years ago
oh shut up...nobody likes you
3 years ago
harsh :(
3 years ago
* Sprinkles puts on his protective codpiece again *


You can't have it, fagwad...
3 years ago
wat tha shit
3 years ago
youse guys need to hug it out
3 years ago
f u yak!
3 years ago
YOU WOULDNT LAST FIVE SECONDS HUGGING ME
3 years ago
Can't do that, possum... I don't want to encourage his fantasies
3 years ago
haha drunkyak is best yak
3 years ago
* possum quietly is quiet over there in that corner *
3 years ago
im not drunk yet :(
is better call saul out yet
3 years ago
nope
3 years ago
No, but you know who's been outed? Fagwad... He came out to us a few weeks back with a detailed prison fantasy that involved, him, me and rimjobs.

We're proud as hell of the little fruitcup.
3 years ago
I'm watching it now, faggot
3 years ago
do the rimjobs involve humans or pugs?
3 years ago
Humans only... so far.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles shudders in disgust *
3 years ago
is someone offering rimjobs?
3 years ago
Ask your buddy, fagwad
3 years ago
im not too picky when it comes to who's tounging my poopchute
3 years ago
sorry...
3 years ago
that beats noot noot
3 years ago
* jrob2020 thinks report spam button may have actually worked.... *
3 years ago
stupid noob...
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4VvRWTD3Ok
3 years ago
yeah ...we all got the reference
3 years ago
inb4 shark
3 years ago
consider this: perhaps i'm planning for a future where i'm rereading this thread and thinking of the compilation video i looked up...maybe i'll want to watch it again...because of my foresight, i will be able to instantly.
3 years ago
YAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
3 years ago
i certainly wont be considering anything by you you ridiculous mensa shitbird
3 years ago
Lol, love that loslobos stfu on heather
3 years ago
What jenbirdy ?! Wtf out of nowhere bitch ?
3 years ago
like a cat and a laserpointer
3 years ago
better call saul seems to be a whats called a 'para' 'digm'
3 years ago
HI HEATHY
3 years ago
hi my long lost friend
3 years ago
long time something something!
3 years ago
you wouldnt last 5 seconds not something something
3 years ago
dont spoil it dude
3 years ago
I have to watch walking dead still too
3 years ago
shane dies!
3 years ago
im a full season behind walking bore :(
3 years ago
yup..finally some shows that are worth watching on sunday
3 years ago
did carl lose his arm yet
? BLAM
3 years ago
oh then you may just be pleasently surprised yak
3 years ago
does carl lose his arm? oh wait its his eye
his dad loses his arm BLAM
holy shit :(
3 years ago
you read the commiebook?
3 years ago
yea
3 years ago
you cant fool me, I already assumed everyone ends up maimed BLAM
3 years ago
is the show following the comix better now?
3 years ago
how do you find time to read comic books in between running MS?
3 years ago
ive been having the last half season of twd on my computer....still havent bothered watching it.....the season before that was mako level boring
3 years ago
its difficult between responding to all the bogus report spams and the emails complaining that they were banned because they either got mucho aids or were on a proxy.. .but i find time
3 years ago
cmon jr bob..thats way way down on the boring scale
3 years ago
what tv shows you watching that are so much better?
3 years ago
better than the walking dead? here is a list of some of my current 'favorite' shows
12 monkeys, american horror story, archer, arrested development, ascension, attack on titan, better call saul, black mirror, black sails, boardwalk empire, constantine, danger 5, drunk history, fargo, forever, galavant, game of thrones, garth marenghis darkplace, hannibal, helix, hellsing ultimate, house of cards, its always sunny in philly, justified, longmire, marcopolo, misfits, monty pythons flying circus, my little pony friendship is magic, mystery science theater 3000, orange is the new black, peaky blinders, penny dreadful, portlandia, qi, ray donovan, red dwarf, resurrection, rick and morty, sherlock, southpark, spaced, star wars rebels, amazing race, big bang theory, the curse of oak island, the it crowd, the librarians, the mentalist, the muppet show, the originals, the strain, the twilight zone, the venture bros, the walking dead, trailer park boys, true detective,vikings, workaholics :(
3 years ago
I cant wait for the new true detective
3 years ago
there's this one show called TV is shit and everyone who pays for it is a jackass ive been really into lately
3 years ago
you forgot 24
3 years ago
whos talking about paying
3 years ago
* jrob2020 watches futurama reruns and drifts off to sleepyland *
3 years ago
black mirror is good..boardwalk empire is done..peaky binders is decent...fargo was great and so was true detective
3 years ago
12 monkeys the movie was wonderful..i must check that series out
3 years ago
and soon I will watch outlander cause I love it... I need to psyche myself up
3 years ago
outlander? the timetravelling thingy?
3 years ago
mhm im reading the 6th book :S
3 years ago
do not watch the tv show.... THATSALLIMGUNNASAY
3 years ago
shaddup im gonna watch it
3 years ago
you wont watch it for long :(...
3 years ago
pfft
3 years ago
watch fargo and hannibal
3 years ago
didn't you say fargo was not good?
3 years ago
oh I think that was dik :(
3 years ago
no i never watched it until recently... its really pretty good
3 years ago
I guess I cant wrap my head around what the story line would be... not that ive tried to watch it
3 years ago
of fargo? its the story of fargo the movie 'kinda'
... 'kinda'..... its 'kinda' that
3 years ago
omg my eyes are so itchy
3 years ago
yeah I was thinking its like prequel or sequel or I don't know
3 years ago
yea i *THINK* its kind of like... 'fargo the movie' but... not.. either that or its another set of murders that happen after... its hard to tell cuz its kind of like..... 'a thing' that happens
its kinda twinpeaks ish...
repeats every x years
3 years ago
I see........
3 years ago
i wish they did a continuation of twin peaks :(....
it was i think last year? or the year before where it was supposed to 'come true'
3 years ago
a remake I heard?
3 years ago
1:22:44 AM - kiely: I wet my seat
1:23:05 AM - [yAK]: im so hard and wet right now im basically a unicorn snail

this is what you people are forcing me to do
3 years ago
good lord
3 years ago
1:31:32 AM - [yAK]: you mean you had a sex change?
1:31:41 AM - [yAK]: did i not ask that?
1:31:43 AM - kiely: What if?
1:31:47 AM - kiely: No
1:31:53 AM - [yAK]: im pretty sure i did
1:32:03 AM - kiely: No you didn't
1:32:21 AM - [yAK]: PRETTY SURE!
3 years ago
ffs what do i get myself into when im bored
3 years ago
1:33:08 AM - kiely: So if I had SRS, am I a girl?
1:33:42 AM - [yAK]: if you were a man.. had srs to be a woman
1:33:45 AM - [yAK]: yes
1:33:49 AM - [yAK]: you are a woman
1:34:00 AM - kiely: sweet
1:34:06 AM - [yAK]: if you were a woman and had srs to be a man you would be a man
1:34:18 AM - kiely: would you fuck me?
1:34:22 AM - [yAK]: i would think you would probably have to tell your partner about what you went through first
1:34:32 AM - [yAK]: cuz some things may not work the same
1:34:40 AM - [yAK]: but other than that i wouldnt see an issue
1:34:59 AM - kiely: would you fuck me?
1:35:14 AM - [yAK]: im married so prolly not?
1:35:19 AM - [yAK]: nor do i know what you look like
3 years ago
Jesus. He's drinking!
3 years ago
*pasting
3 years ago
Aka drinking
3 years ago
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine,
et lux perpetua luceat eis.
3 years ago
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