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The Shocker

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted February 1st 2015

61 comments
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Faggotry has no shame
3 years ago
And your truck won't have any shock absorbers in the morning.
3 years ago
Early gay wasn't as fun as this.
3 years ago
okay - explain?
3 years ago
Earlier gay consisted of two gays and a closet
3 years ago
*jones and possum
3 years ago
too easy
3 years ago
Yeah, it was.
3 years ago
its like ...
3 years ago
Don't even go there!
3 years ago
candy from a baby?
3 years ago
and dude doesnt even get it - even better
3 years ago
me?
3 years ago
nope
3 years ago
The other one?
3 years ago
Oh yes, very subtle hahaha
3 years ago
think of the most easily trolled and most butthurt current MSer (besides me and steven)
3 years ago
Well at least he does get it, took him some time but better late then never.
3 years ago
Or he just doesn't really care.
3 years ago
* MetalFace looky-loos *
3 years ago
But thats coming from someone I ran off for four days, too.
3 years ago
Not Punky?
3 years ago
* possum snorfles *
3 years ago
Say something about Punky's mom and he leaves, toolie.
3 years ago
I know, I was there today.
3 years ago
Yeah, but I know your memory, bud.
3 years ago
My line was Prom Night Dumpster Baby.
3 years ago
Good title for a movie.
3 years ago
You must have me confused.
3 years ago
and I like band names better.
3 years ago
Heated Garbage, that's my new one.
3 years ago
Yeah, might be okay for a band. PNDB.
3 years ago
jeebus even easier than i remembered
3 years ago
And you don't think Hot Garbage sounds better? We went over this!
3 years ago
I remember, but your not my publicist.
3 years ago
Not yet, anyway.
3 years ago
You're too ascared to come down here.
3 years ago
and even more boring and butthurt
3 years ago
You're afraid I'll take you to Primanti's to discuss our little business deal.
3 years ago
Nah, I just wanna do it when I can see the car in front of me, my man. Told ya, we'll take the Camaro to that place you want to have lunch at.
3 years ago
I see you made it on a commercial rodent.
3 years ago
Primanti's! That's the one.
3 years ago
even fries can troll this guy, and that is fucking amazing
3 years ago
What does that even mean, see the car in front of you?
3 years ago
An I told you, go buy a jersey online, toolie. Drop the $250, an call it a day. Wasn't your hall of fame ball more than that?
3 years ago
Visibility is almost 0 out there, toolie.
3 years ago
I'm not saying right now, I have to work in the morning.

* toolman961 gets up early to make the gun barrels *
3 years ago
Summer and fall are the best times for road trips, especially through PA.
3 years ago
Speaking of Jersey's, did the announce the inductee's for next years hall of fame today?
3 years ago
Yeah, Jr Seau anf Jerome Bettis lead the class.
3 years ago
*and
3 years ago
Bettis made it?
3 years ago
Yessir.
3 years ago
I have his Jersey.
3 years ago
Junior Seau, Jerome Bettis, Charles Haley, Tim Brown, Will Shields, Mick Tingelhoff, Ron Wolf and Bill Polian.
3 years ago
Oh well, the boss is calling and wants some sex, I mean go to bed.

* toolman961 couldn't get that lucky *
3 years ago
She can hear you typing.
3 years ago
I could never be cool enough to own that many jerseys...

* MetalFace mopes off with hands in pockets and head hung *
3 years ago
These 'mess ups' are better then the actual commercial.
3 years ago
I know, but this was awesome.
3 years ago
Does it come with a free lube job?
3 years ago
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