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Bear on the loose

Don't text and walk

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by Jones

submitted February 1st 2015

36 comments
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That guy is looking for Ray Finkle...and a clean pair of shorts.
3 years ago
Just another case of technology impacting our daily live so much that your life could be in danger, but getting that text out is just too damn important.
3 years ago
Exactly right, toolman: when walking in the alley next to your home, you should always be alert for bears. Important safety tip from toolman.
3 years ago
Could have been a snake, like you, just as well.
3 years ago
*shark
3 years ago
Don't forget to bring a towel.
3 years ago
Right: Don't forget to bring a towel, when walking in the alley next to your home, while being alert for bears. Makes perfect sense.
3 years ago
Wanta get high?
3 years ago
ha - beat LL to it
3 years ago
No wonder that dude was scared: they probably don't see bears to often in L.A.
3 years ago
ps - sorry dog
3 years ago
* possum waves at JB *
3 years ago
* Jones pesters JB about getting that stapled belly photo *
3 years ago
taint happening i bet
3 years ago
I didnt sign it :/ ended up back in the hospital for 3 days with post partum preeclampsia.
3 years ago
I hate when that happens
3 years ago
is ppp a sexy thing?
3 years ago
That's always fun, trying to deliver while being at higher risk for seizures.
3 years ago
Wait, post partum? That can happen?
3 years ago
Or was it post partum eclampsia? Preeclampsia is before the baby is born.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/F0canYih.jpg

Well i had preeclampsia before delivery, and they say delivery is the only cure, but when my BP shot up again 5 days later the diagnosis was post partum preeclampsia, never became eclampsia, and im currently on BP meds until it goes down on its own
3 years ago
And no poss, its decidedly not sexy.
3 years ago
Hubby must be pleased. Now he has two cunts to play with.
3 years ago
Ah, okay. Magnesium sulfate is usually prescribed in that case, too. You go into convulsions, and you're liabe to rip those staples out. Thankfully you were able to deliver.
3 years ago
Yeah, I had 48 hours combined of magnesium drips, its nasty stuff, makes you feel like you have the flu.

Im surprised at how well its healed in only 2 weeks, you can hardly tell its there (visually, it still hurts like a bitch)
3 years ago
why didnt they just implant a zipper after your first?
3 years ago
That thing looks a mess
3 years ago
Jenbirdy=ruined
3 years ago
actually its looks pretty neatly done.
3 years ago
Yeah, there's not much bruising nor sign of infection.
3 years ago
Not more than the usual, that is.
3 years ago
lolololol
3 years ago
I see short hairs, and really short hairs.
3 years ago
Yogi just out for a sunday stroll
3 years ago
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