points: 30

"but I didn't"

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Over intoxicated "college" girls trying to make extra money.

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by oster

submitted January 30th 2015

117 comments
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comments (117)
so .5 team puke wont show in tags.. MODS!
3 years ago
5 team puke,hilarious,annoying,drunk
That's what I see.
3 years ago
yea yea..
3 years ago
Now I see something about rollo and gangbanged.
3 years ago
Well, I puked 4.5 times so let's just keep it at 5 team puke
3 years ago
go break another door and let jerk get away with it.
3 years ago
Rude
3 years ago
My dick didn't puke either.
3 years ago
How bad is she at oral that she needed a vibrator too
3 years ago
and or how smelly was her cooch that it made her puke
3 years ago
apparently she didn't go to toolman's how to lick a smelly vagina class.
3 years ago
first step, wash.
3 years ago
I usually go with the ideal of just not having a smelly vagina in general. Sometimes you just need that mid day shower.
3 years ago
mid meal*
3 years ago
There's a million women out there who sit all day for a living and take their showers in the morning before work. So when they come home, it's a fishy dish down there. You just have to be a man and get past that smell and get it licked.
3 years ago
Now don't get me wrong, I love a fresh dish, but I'm not going to pass up an opportunity just because of a little Haddock.
3 years ago
Once you get them juices flowing, that sweet flavoring nectar over rides that sweaty clam before you know it.
3 years ago
If they smell fishy they should probably go to the doctor :( And it isn't that hard to take a shower when you get home from work. Having a smelly vagina is not okay
3 years ago
They work hard for their money, they deserve a nice reward.
3 years ago
Shit during the hot summer months put some of those cooter wipes in your damn purse and freshen up a few times a day
3 years ago
Yeah toolman, freshen up a few times a day.
3 years ago
Not all women think like you Toast.
3 years ago
Toaster is all lady
3 years ago
My skeeter peeter is washed as soon as I get home from work.
3 years ago
Maybe they should, Stanky vagoo isn't a happy vagoo. Also put on some fucking deoderant, cologne is NOT the same as a shower
3 years ago
That's a golden rule Toast.
If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish.
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
3 years ago
Washington is full of smelly people
3 years ago
I always used to sinkwash before a quickie
3 years ago
Yeah, I bet that moped seat kinda chafes, too.
3 years ago
Well hopefully he powders to help prevent that
3 years ago
@tool what if it smells like ILC Dover?

http://muchosucko.com/113694/UNDERAGEdollPORN
3 years ago
Gold Bond has nice cooling effect in the summertime.
3 years ago
A bit of talcum is always welcum
3 years ago
I gold bond under the titties in the summer, love that cool rush man
3 years ago
"Gold Bond medicated powder-for a cool rush under the titties."
3 years ago
yikes
3 years ago
There's something just not right about hat video Punky.
3 years ago
Hat.
3 years ago
toolman may just be the biggest feminist I've ever seen
3 years ago
That's a fact Jack!

I'll stand up for women all over this world, it will get me laid more.
3 years ago
what a buncha nasty ass redneck whores. I'd rather "go without".
3 years ago
Im with you on that score
3 years ago
like being gay is cleaner?
3 years ago
that's because your "score" is penis fries...
3 years ago
Maybe the reason you two ARE without, too damn picky.
3 years ago
lelelelellololollollmaolmao
3 years ago
Looks like she drank some sour milk
3 years ago
I'd lick both of their pussies so good it would make both of them throw up.
3 years ago
Is...is that a good thing?
3 years ago
he's deprived, let him dream.
3 years ago
To have such an orgasm it makes you puke?
3 years ago
I don't think that's a thing toolman, you must be making them puke from something else :(
3 years ago
I would puke going down on that cinci wife of yours.
3 years ago
My current wife calls me Doctor OSK
Oral Sex King
3 years ago
Toolie has to get them so drunk they puke
3 years ago
OSK=One Smelly Kunt
3 years ago
See you dumbass, you still can't spell right. The proper way to spell cunt is ravens fan.
3 years ago
No, the proper way to spell "one smelly cunt" is t-o-o-l-m-a-n
3 years ago
You forgot the C again.
3 years ago
Okay then, t-o-o-l-m-a-n-c
3 years ago
Now you sound Mexican.
3 years ago
No, that's c-r-y-a-x
3 years ago
Thanks Kirk.
3 years ago
No matter what people say about you, youre good in my book.
3 years ago
what tha hell are you talkin' about?
3 years ago
read the tags moop.
3 years ago
It's only gay when the nose touches another mans balls
3 years ago
so two men 69ing is gay...

shit.
3 years ago
See? I told you!
3 years ago
^BUSTED
3 years ago
Well if you don't get your nose down in it, then you're not doing it right
3 years ago
Super Busted!
3 years ago
Shouldn't your nose be hitting them in the belly if you're doing it right?
3 years ago
Not when he's got his tounge so far up Kirks ass
3 years ago
Not if you're upside down tool
3 years ago
Oh, 69ing?
3 years ago
Either way, balls or belly, she's deep throating it! 8)
3 years ago
Hey! My asshole is sacred ground!
3 years ago
in before *correct
3 years ago
That fish taco was spoiled
3 years ago
Looked good from where I was sitting.
3 years ago
Lucky for you it's not smell-o-vision
3 years ago
What are you saying, just because she's a little chunky she should smell like sour cheese?
3 years ago
The very first girl I ever went down on was about the size of the lickee and she tasted great, just like frosted flakes.
3 years ago
Have you ever done time for any sex related crimes?
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vFawart.jpg
3 years ago
Absolutely NOT!
All my sex was coessential.
3 years ago
That's not puke.... it's mouth ejaculate....
3 years ago
She's just not experienced.
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
WTF?!
3 years ago
Those tags smell like butthurt.
3 years ago
Says Mr Butthurt
3 years ago
Your comment made you sound butthurt. Why are you butthurt?
3 years ago
Only a butthurt person sees butthurt everywhere
3 years ago
Stop saying butthurt you two.
3 years ago
* Vomitcircus just realized he sounded butthurt as well *
3 years ago
Vomit sees it. Why are you so butthurt, vomit?
3 years ago
Vomit is a butthurtbro
3 years ago
Oh I didn't realize. Sorry you're butthurt, vomit.
3 years ago
Say, how many butthurt users do we have here, anyway?
3 years ago
* toolman961 looks away *
3 years ago
^another one
3 years ago
How can you butt hurt someone who doesn't care what you all think of me in the first place?
3 years ago
Thats gotta sting
3 years ago
Ive seen vomit kill off patches of grass
3 years ago
Look... who hasn't puked on a cunt to get out of going down?
3 years ago
Sometimes the best escape plans involve a little puke.
3 years ago
Are you telling me you don't like going down on a woman?
3 years ago
I think the first puke / porn video I ever saw was on here....
3 years ago
Thanks Mucho!!!
3 years ago
who are you.
3 years ago
Puke porn built this site, noob
3 years ago
^Shut up noob
3 years ago
* toolman961 can say that because he's 1 year older then her *
3 years ago
Good girls
2 years ago
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