points: -9

Huge steak

Think you can eat this ? And no mako i dont want your opinion on this matter . Fuck off ahead of time

win

by cryax

submitted January 28th 2015

226 comments
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Huge steak
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comments (226)
nice baby arm....
3 years ago
Ya but what's that thing on the left?
3 years ago
a unneeded bowl of oyster crackers.
3 years ago
*oster crackers
3 years ago
He told you mako
3 years ago
And the site told him, too.
3 years ago
The site is merely an entity
3 years ago
Good point, it is as Bucephalus was to Alexander the Great.
3 years ago
It gets ridden
3 years ago
@shark Alexander the Great was a strong 7. I loved that alb though. hehehe

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1oTEQf1d9Iw
3 years ago
*album

my shit is super broke. I get my new iPhone Thursday.


imb4. GREAT. THAMKS FOR THE HEADS UP, FAGGOT
3 years ago
Iphone....
3 years ago
*thanks


^SEE
3 years ago
@fries

* iFoam
3 years ago
I never thought heavy metal could give a lesson in history. I was a kid during metal's heyday, and that kind of music wasn't allowed in our house.
3 years ago
Something wrong in the world when a homeless wastrel puts phone before a home
3 years ago
Only the music of love and god huh mako
3 years ago
"Caught Somewhere In Time is a great album. It got me through junior high school. 8P
3 years ago
I bet mako is like the boy in the Crash Test Dummies song
3 years ago
-Caught I'm plastered. Although the song "Caught somewhere in time" is pretty sweet.
3 years ago
I've been an atheist since I was 14. As always fries has no idea what he is talking about. The man can't even identify a steak properly lmao
3 years ago
8( we're married, Mako. wow. you sure know how to fuck things up, broseph. :(
3 years ago
Ive given a statement on my less knowledgeable steak knowledge
3 years ago
After I pwned you, of course.
3 years ago
I was also referring to your parents being members of some weird religion
3 years ago
And Punky, I have no idea what you mean half the time, dude.
3 years ago
GET IN YOUR BOX, YOU DIRYY WANKER!!!
3 years ago
Yeah, my parents were Roman Catholic. I guess that's weird enough.
3 years ago
Weird
3 years ago
*dirty well..shows over. I just almost broke my bathroom window with my iShit cell phone. fuck this shit!!
3 years ago
Roman Catholicism has over a billion followers, so that's quite a few weird people in this world.
3 years ago
HUH! I MARRIED FRIES, YOU MORON!! WOW...
3 years ago
good bitch.
3 years ago
oster, can you translate Punkyisms?
3 years ago
FUCK YOU, MAKO!!! Every time you come over, you leave my cardboard house smellin' like FISH.
3 years ago
As always, "tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are."
3 years ago
shit
3 years ago
that goes for all three statements.
3 years ago
you got that hole cut out yet, oster. my shit went soft 15 minutes ago. U suck.
3 years ago
*don't
3 years ago
rotten corpse smells bad, so i have to wait on finishing alice.
3 years ago
huehuehue
3 years ago
fisting too.
3 years ago
*gets extremely jelly*
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser yawns puts in Fargo. *


http://muchosucko.com/119054/Prolapse-Housewife
3 years ago
where's my shop bitch
3 years ago
dunno. you should've paid your bills, faggot. 8)
3 years ago
@oster


remember...you were supposed to run me off three years ago. d8)

3 years ago
PLEASE DON'T RUN ME OFF. I LIKE TALKING WITH YOU, BUDDY.
3 years ago
take it slow, were all friends here.

hit this.
3 years ago
Nope. Nor would I try. My colon wouldn't appreciate it.
3 years ago
Butt sex isn't good for your colon either, but that never stopped you.
3 years ago
WHAMMY!
3 years ago
...and from Dug no less. Ouch.
3 years ago
Yea, I'm going to worry about a butt joke from the king of gay here.
3 years ago
Do we indent when starting a new paragraph anymore? I've been out of school for so long.
3 years ago
Yes.
3 years ago
This is the thing though: Some instructors really don't care, but some can also be an asshole about it and make you type it over again. I'd indent.
3 years ago
I really don't think my teacher cares at all about the paragraph structure, etc. Ive already asked a million questions in regards to formats and she basically just tells me to do what I like as long as contains all info
3 years ago
But I'd never turn in schoolwork with improper grammar or spelling, that's ridiculous.
3 years ago
That's good that you asked her, that way you know what she expects. Figure, I graduated in 1994, so I still do it old school just to be safe.
3 years ago
I already know I'm going way overboard with this assignment
3 years ago
I didn't even know you taking classes, congrats.
3 years ago
*you were
3 years ago
thanks
3 years ago
Some young faggot told me the new age hipsters are only putting a single space between sentences now. That's dumb and gay.
3 years ago
between paragraphs you mean? both ways looked ok, I just have a feeling its old school to indent
3 years ago
What's important isn't which is more appropriate than the other, I feel. The important thing is that the reader is able to distinguish where one paragraph ends and the next begins. Which, if you write a good paper? No one is gonna notice.
3 years ago
in my case, no I don't think it will matter. If I were taking an English lit class, it would definitely be graded on the current grammar rules. They change with the times.
3 years ago
nice tags
3 years ago
Hi cryax.
3 years ago
Hi
3 years ago
cryax is a six year old white kid?
3 years ago
That or a Bangkok chickboy
3 years ago
Fake!
3 years ago
proooove it, WATERGATE.
3 years ago
Spiro has the 'evidence' on this one.
3 years ago
You can't get that political with him.
3 years ago
The bananas are a nice but odd touch
3 years ago
You've got faggot arms
3 years ago
speak for yourselves, you alt whore!
3 years ago
jk. I love ya, broseph.
3 years ago
Punky's making no sense whatsoever, as per usual
3 years ago
You drunk/stoned again?????????
3 years ago
Waitaminit, what am I saying? Of course you are.
3 years ago
you love it when I do that...dontcha...















.....BIGBOY
3 years ago
* Sprinkles shoulder checks punky into the boards, who then collapses to the floor *


Ha!
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser gives Sprinks mouth-to-mouth recess station, then commits suicide *
3 years ago
recess station. hahahaha
3 years ago
* Sprinkles imagines Punky's recess station as being a small table covered in dry jizz, beer and vomit, as well as several remnants of various powdery substances *
3 years ago
lol. meh...I like watching "No Reservations". I love food, and I love wet sex.
3 years ago
*to be mouthfucked and gangbanged
3 years ago
SHHHHH
3 years ago
How and why are there no grill marks on it?
3 years ago
Flame-kissed, baby - the man's way of having a steak cooked!
3 years ago
They still sear the marks onto it usually, even for blue rare. And a steak like that is most likely seared then baked.
3 years ago
Still... it looks damn good to me...
3 years ago
thanks
3 years ago
Hells yeah. That there is a fred flintstone steak
3 years ago
once again...thanks.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles whacks Punky on the head with a rolled up newspaper *


No Punky! Bad!
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser knew humps Sprinkles, then steals his basement weed *
3 years ago
*knee
3 years ago
eeeew...your dope smells like a wet dog, cracker man.
3 years ago
love it.
3 years ago
Maybe next time take a real pic with an MS sign, crayax. As usual, the Mexican fails.
3 years ago
Hey bitch i said not to talk , do you not understand English you illiterate fuck !
3 years ago
Pic with no sign=FAIL.
3 years ago
You're full of fail, cryax.
3 years ago
Looks more like a giant lamb chop than a steak, too.
3 years ago
looks like a tomahawk ribeye
3 years ago
Plus this pic is all over the Internet. A simple Google image search reveals that.
3 years ago
Cryax is a world celebrity.
3 years ago
In prisons and glory holes
3 years ago
And yeah, it probably is a ribeye, Heather, now that I looked it up. That's easily a $150 steak-way beyond Cryax salary at the fruit stand.
3 years ago
Even with the 2 for $5 broccoli special?
3 years ago
That's only on weekends.
3 years ago
ding-ding

Heather is the winner
3 years ago
Like we didn't all know that.
3 years ago
I know my steaks :B
3 years ago
A Pittsburgh native representing, Heinz Ketchup IN THE HOUSE!!!!
3 years ago
Too bad it's not actually made in Pittsburgh.
3 years ago
Are you fucking kidding me?
3 years ago
No.
3 years ago
You need rehab.
3 years ago
Most of the world's Heinz tomato ketchup is made in the main U.S. plant at Fremont, Ohio, and in Leamington, Ontario, for the Canadian market.
3 years ago
Prove it.
3 years ago
Prove that it isn't.
3 years ago
You started it bitch, back your words.
3 years ago
You learned how to use imgur, yet you can't use Google LMAO
3 years ago
One day there were three tomatoes walking down the street, a mama tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato. Baby tomato is walking too slowly, so the daddy tomato goes back, steps on him and says 'ketchup!
3 years ago
Ya, I'm in a Tarantino mood.....
3 years ago
I'm to tired from that, I'm an old dog, not learning anything new tonight.
3 years ago
Bershire Hathaway and 3G capital own Heinz now, too.
3 years ago
I can go outside and smell the pickles cooking right now that's how close I am.
3 years ago
and if you ask what that has to do with ketchup, go fuck yourself!
3 years ago
Half way through the second Claude and it's still 1-0 Caps
3 years ago
Do they still make green catsup?
3 years ago
I think so.
3 years ago
ya? I'm out of town. I saw that on my Yahoo sports thingey....
3 years ago
There are no pickles in Heinz ketchup.
3 years ago
Is Sindey playing? lol
3 years ago
yes, Malcom=no
3 years ago
Caps are on a power play right now.
3 years ago
Did you see that story about the program?
3 years ago
No
3 years ago
Apparently, some dummy in the Pens press office printed the program for the game with "Sindey" Crosby on the cover.
3 years ago
They yanked it quick smart. You should grab one...it will be a collector's item.
3 years ago
hahahaha!
3 years ago
I know he had to sit out a game after the all star break but that was last night against the Jets.
3 years ago
ya, what...leg injury or something....
3 years ago
What's the deal?
3 years ago
whatya mean..
3 years ago
I don't know, I hardly ever watch TV, I never watch the news.
3 years ago
Nobody here knows why he had to sit a game.
3 years ago
Here you go:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2015/01/27/cover-boy-on-penguins-game-programs-someone-named-sindey-crosby/
3 years ago
he sat because he's a paperdoll and he's worth too much to reinjure.
3 years ago
Caps just scored a power play goal, 2-0
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz squirts ketchup on the ceiling *
3 years ago
wait, that's not ketchup. =(
3 years ago
Can't be brain matter.
3 years ago
huh huh...eyaaaa
3 years ago
Pardon me, I'm just gonna leave this here http://triblive.com/business/headlines/5102132-74/heinz-ohio-plant#axzz3QAvnK8Qu
3 years ago
"Pittsburgh-based global food giant Heinz"

the toolman was close at least
3 years ago
Yeah, the company itself is based in Pittsburgh. I think the facility in Canada may have in fact closed, but Heinz still runs two or three facilities in Ohio alone.
3 years ago
and still makes relish and ketchup here.
3 years ago
WAKE UP EVERYONE GEEBUS ITS ONLY 11
3 years ago
Don't say that, you made me yawn like three times.
3 years ago
<up at 4am this morning
3 years ago
<sleeps for four hours at a time.
3 years ago
fine. I guess I have to stop procrastinating since I have no more distractions
3 years ago
You're not easy to distract, though.
3 years ago
I took an Amby, so you have about 20 minutes
3 years ago
Those work for you? Eh, been on those, Lunesta, etc...like I say, I'll sleep when I'm as dead as this website.
3 years ago
I'm not?! I have to leave the house to accomplish anything
3 years ago
Yeah, I know what that's like too, trust me. Bad enough I take you guys with me when I'm plowing.
3 years ago
They work if I let them. You can power through them if you really want to...
3 years ago
Yeah, I noticed that, too. You really have to make the effort to sleep. I've got the laptop, tablet, the phone, the tv, the PS3 going "touch me! TOUCH ME!"
3 years ago
that's a lot at once
3 years ago
No. I have to go total dark, all off, and crank the AC on full cold
3 years ago
I cant even sleep with a tv on :/
3 years ago
I always gotta have some type of noise. When I drove OTR I would just lay in my bunk and listen to the truck's turbo. Then again, you don't need much help when you've been driving for ten hours.
3 years ago
I also have a 10 am product seminar at 10 am, those are always fun on no sleep
3 years ago
What an odd time to have that kind of seminar
3 years ago
lol :(
3 years ago
the bumped it up from 9:30
3 years ago
scotch this time :(
3 years ago
What a nightmare...having to sample top shelf Scotch
3 years ago
10 am... the devils hour!
3 years ago
claude you ought to switch to reading mako's comments for some fast acting drowsiness
3 years ago
Hi hater.
3 years ago
I need about 10 comments in a row that don't enrage me...
3 years ago
1 of his diatribes is worth 3 or 4 regular comments
3 years ago
getting harder to find in this joint...
3 years ago
Certainly is.
3 years ago
what..weed and snow comments dont float your catbox?
3 years ago
Cause ya know, Billys rants about how much he hates me are SO awesome!
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz imagines sitting in a Colorado ski lodge with a nice hookah *
3 years ago
Pass that this way.
3 years ago
Grab a tube, dude....
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/dlrhOhJ.gif
3 years ago
WhOoooo are YouUUuuuu
3 years ago
FUCK YOU, WHUNU! I miss saying that.
3 years ago
Well? Who are you?
3 years ago
Alice, of course.
3 years ago
She just needs the bow and the dress.
3 years ago
he's the drunk mouse.
3 years ago
I can see how you'd fee like that dropping into this nuthouse
3 years ago
you're the Cheshire cat
3 years ago
"I can't help you if you don't even know who you are, stupid girl."
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz now fades away slowly....... *
3 years ago
'the walls abandon shape, you've got a Cheshire cat grin/ all blurring into one, this place is on a mission'
3 years ago
before the night owl, before the animal noises, closed circuit cameras, before you're comatose...
3 years ago
Mmmmmm glenlivet :(
3 years ago
Its prolly all bone
3 years ago
Wrong as usual. Average size of a tomahawk ribeye is 30-36 ounces.
3 years ago
It wasnt really a fact.. i dont know much about steaks
3 years ago
2lbs ?
3 years ago
Yeah, right around there.
3 years ago
32 ounces is two pounds exactly, I think.
3 years ago
Yes
3 years ago
Yep, probably could.
3 years ago
Hmm...tomahawk ribeye challenge? It's only about 32 ounces of steak.
3 years ago
I'd like to share that steak with two other friends.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/rrnI82h.jpg
3 years ago
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