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Fuck T-shirts

This is what Yak should give out to all female members instead...

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by Sprinkles

submitted January 26th 2015

237 comments
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Fuck T-shirts
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Id just insert the can into the likes of loslesbos
3 years ago
you're cute.

she would kill you with one hand.
3 years ago
I could handle her
3 years ago
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

* Steven_Seagull gasps for air *



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
3 years ago
You think you know her then
3 years ago
i mainly know that you're a wimp
3 years ago
a brisk wind would blow that mopstick away
3 years ago
so you agree and yet stuffed my comment?

weaksauce!
3 years ago
It would make more sense if you sprayed it on a woman and she instantly became a bitch. Wait, I think they have that.
3 years ago
Yeah, it's called wine.
3 years ago
and vodka and rum and whiskey and beer and don't even let me go towards tequila!
3 years ago
Oh, I forgot wind.
3 years ago
Most women don't drink that shit...well, in Bumblefuck, PA, maybe they do, but I digress.
3 years ago
wind or tequila?
3 years ago
cause it's pretty hard to drink wind last time I checked.
3 years ago
Then why'd you mention it?
3 years ago
cause you're a ravens fan and who know what the fuck any of them are talking about!
3 years ago
and by them, I mean ravens fans.
3 years ago
You're the one that suggested women drink wind. Is that what they do in Squeeler country?
3 years ago
No, are bitches are real and they drink tequila.
3 years ago
Yet their men can't spell.
3 years ago
Too bad you're not too bright down in them thar hills.
3 years ago
So fail me
3 years ago
I mean, you're not as dumb as Dug, but you're close.
3 years ago
Sounds to me like someone gave you a can of bitch spray for Christmas Mako.
3 years ago
Yeah, I used it all on you.
3 years ago
Appears to be working, too, cause you're acting like my bitch.
3 years ago
you don't even know where I live and I posted my address on this site multiple times.
3 years ago
Not hard to figure out, dude. I can pretty much figure out where any Muchoer lives.
3 years ago
When I use a barbless hook on your dumb ass, we'll see who's the bitch then.
3 years ago
Barbless hooks are easy as hell for fish to shake. That's why some fishermen use them; adds to the challenge. Besides, a shark with teeth like a Mako can bit through steel line.
3 years ago
*bite
3 years ago
You're going to have to excuse me for a minute because it seems that my bitch needs to go out right now.
3 years ago
Stay in Pittsburgh and let the real men that know how to fish do it for ya.
3 years ago
and you can't spell either bitch!
3 years ago
How many dogs do you have, dude?
3 years ago
And there is a difference between a typo and ignorance, sir.
3 years ago
* Mako wants to play fetch with Oaf. *
3 years ago
I have one bitch that follows me everywhere and another that's fixated in a wheel chair up stairs bitch.
3 years ago
Meant to ask, did you get any weather from that coastal storm?
3 years ago
about three inches like they said last night and about five more all day today. Did Magawd get killed like he said?
3 years ago
Idk, but I bet he's stranded at home. Boston got it even worse than they did.
3 years ago
I haven't even turned on the TV yet, what kind of tragedy did they get?
3 years ago
I've had freezing rain the last two days, and now I've got lake-effect snowflakes about the size of a half-dollar. It's great because they plow the snow here but don't bother to use salt or sand, so the sun melts it during the day, and then I drive on black ice all night. Fun.
3 years ago
You haven't gotten any accumulation yet?

* toolman961 wants mako to look at that big word he spelled *
3 years ago
This storm is so bad-ass it's been given a name-"Juno." NYC and Boston were forecast to get about 30 inches total. I got a few today and then gonna get a few more tonight, then a few more after that, on an on...
3 years ago
We don't get hit by the Lake Erie storms like Buffalo does-we're a little bit too far north. But the real problem is that we get measurable snow almost every fucking day. Now, that's good for me, but I also have to do every driveway twice a day.
3 years ago
so... you are saying.... you regularly get several inches?





















so does dug.
3 years ago
No, I regularly get three inches-like your girlfriend.
3 years ago
well, at least i have someone to give 'em to. unlike many others around here.
3 years ago
I have one that I can't give any too.
3 years ago
Oh, I got one to give it to, it's just that one day she wants it, then she doesn't, then she's into chicks again, then she's into dudes. Ain't nobody got time for that.
3 years ago
Send her my way, I'll straighten her out for you.
3 years ago
You're a Steelers fan, never gonna happen.
3 years ago
Bills fans are so devoted that not ever having won a Super Bowl doesn't faze them.
3 years ago
after she's been with the tools, she'll be 100% dyke.
3 years ago
You purple piece of shit.
3 years ago
You German piece of shit.
3 years ago
Meh, in a way I feel bad for her. It's gotta be tough when you can't figure out things like that in your life.
3 years ago
If you can't make yourself happy, you'll never to be able to make anyone else happy either.
3 years ago
^Comment of the week.
3 years ago
well, is she struggling with it, or are you? cuz to me it seems that she roundabaout doubles her chances to find someone to be happy with, whereas straight people only get to choose from 50% of humanity.
3 years ago
You purple German piece of shits.
3 years ago
that was deep, toolie.

but i have a feeling that you were mainly talking about jacking it.
3 years ago
Just had to add that.
3 years ago
She does her thing, and I told her call me when you want to wrap those 38 inch legs around me. I can't have anything serious with someone like that.
3 years ago
I fucked two dykes in Florida. I never tried to convert them, I just had fun with them when they wanted too.
3 years ago
She's young and a single mom, too, so I just let her go and let her try to figure it out. She knows what I want, and she's probably not the "one," but that's okay.
3 years ago
Women have a saying in the US: there's "Mr Right" and there's "Mr Right Now."
3 years ago
The thing is, if you let her in and she needs you for help, then when things get better, she'll go back to her old ways.
3 years ago
And fuck the both of you for getting me to share personal shit on here. Suck each others dicks, fags.
3 years ago
the "one" is the dumbest concept ever. hollywood bullshit. every relationship is work, no matter how much you love someone. that perfect "one" woman thats waiting out there is too busy playing poker with nessie and sasquatch to actually get somewhere.
3 years ago
The one dyke I was with, she was left by her lover and couldn't find anyone else. We fucked like rabbits for awhile and I took her to the Keys and helped her out with family matters. Then one day another dyke showed her some attention and poof, she was gone, except at work every day.
3 years ago
Yeah, I remember my ex-fiancee used to say that a woman's place is in the home, and why do I have to work, you should support me and buy me things while I stay home and raise children, etc.
3 years ago
I asked her one day "How is it that someone had a kid with you?"
3 years ago
There's a sucker born every minute they say.
3 years ago
Dr. Phil will be right back after these messages
3 years ago
I hate you cat.
3 years ago
Her kid came about as the result of cheating on her live-in boyfriend with his roommate. Good thing I didn't marry that cunt.
3 years ago
and I just got a penny in the mail.
3 years ago
is that code for something?
3 years ago
The dyke-not dyke girl has a daughter, but that was an "accident" with a guy she was with for a short time.
3 years ago
No, some coin company sent me a penny to look at their mail in order to try and sell me some coin collection. I get them about twice a year. They usually send me a nickel but I guess they're getting tired of sending me money and I never buy their garbage.
3 years ago
Want me to post it bird?
3 years ago
german post office gave me two 2 cent stamps for xmas.....

to advertise the fact that they would raise their prices.

i never felt more insulted by an ad campaign.
3 years ago
you know that you can just link stuff in threads right?
3 years ago
What is it with dykes? They can't stay true to their orientation, they have to mix it up because deep down, they know they need the dik.
3 years ago
How the fuck am I going to link this letter?
3 years ago
Fuck you bird!

http://www.littletoncoin.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Home%7C10001%7C10001%7C-1%7C?gclid=CNKD3--Ks8MCFdgWgQod4k0Ahw
3 years ago
But you still can't see my penny.
3 years ago
well, just as you would do when posting it, but instead of subbing here you sub to imgur and post the link in a comment
3 years ago
That's way above my pay grade.
3 years ago
Please explain. So I take a picture of it and download it on to my computer in to my pictures. Then what?
3 years ago
it is LITERALLY the same thing on another site
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ekoNFHx.jpg
3 years ago
see?
3 years ago
even easier cuz you dont need to put in titles or descriptions or tags
3 years ago
"They know they need the dik" lmao
3 years ago
Sometimes I think dik is just what Muchosucko needs.
3 years ago
Without it, it's just not the same.
3 years ago
then you go to this place called imgur.com, which is a really easy to use, picture host site, click the upload button on the top, locate the pic on your computer and upload it. once that is done, the pic will be hosted on imgur and to its right there will be a bunch of different links for it. you copypaste the "direct link" one (starts with i.imgur and ends with .jpeg) into a comment here and that is it.
3 years ago
Oh Tay
3 years ago
If I can do it, you can do it, Toolman.
3 years ago
$5 says he misses the .jpg extension.
3 years ago
is why i told him to just copy the link next to the pic

I IZ AN EDUMACATORZ!
3 years ago
$5...
3 years ago
and yes, my buddy squareface is wearing a patriots helmet in that pic.
3 years ago
FUCK THE PATS!
3 years ago
i have no opinion on either, we just had the helmets and messed about with them for a bit.
3 years ago
KFC just unleashed it's latest travesty, you guys ready for this?
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/FFUohRc.jpg
3 years ago
the triple down?
3 years ago
I can't even look at the pic.
3 years ago
"4 breaded fried chicken, wrapped in two smoked pigs halves... the triple down, only at kfc"
3 years ago
well, i wasnt that far off
3 years ago
but that thing needs bacon
3 years ago
Sometimes I'm almost glad that I can't eat shit like that.
3 years ago
And from what I'm reading it might not actually be real.
3 years ago
Where's my five dollars cat?

http://i.imgur.com/4MwaqAR.jpg
3 years ago
There's my penny bird.
3 years ago
in the mail.
3 years ago
Okay the double down dog is only available in the Philippines, so let them eat that shit.
3 years ago
shark, meet the double down zinger.... only in south korea

http://i.imgur.com/evToCxK.jpg
3 years ago
Stuff like that is why people in this country are so fucking fat.
3 years ago
yay, toolie can haz imgur now!

that deserves a like!
3 years ago
Do you know what the three biggest lies are in the world?
1 Checks in the mail
2 Black is beautiful
3 I promise not to cum in your mouth
3 years ago
People can't buy that at KFC, so they buy KFC chicken and make the rest at home.
3 years ago
why isnt black beautiful you racist?
3 years ago
I just don't know about these sites, that's all.
3 years ago
I didn't make up these lies so don't kill the messenger.
3 years ago
Shit, all the KFC's around here are closing and being turned in to Dunken doughnuts.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/PoBwE.gif
3 years ago
I think Dunkin Donuts has the entire northeast on lock-unless you're in western NY, where everything is borderline Canadian. Every Dunkin has a Tim Horton's not far away.
3 years ago
I like how that says "Enjoy this Free Lincoln Cent". Ummm, aren't all pennies Lincoln's?
3 years ago
Cryax gonna make it rain refried beans.
3 years ago
Yup all over your face
3 years ago
Straight from my ass
3 years ago
and also, how do you "enjoy" one cent?
3 years ago
Uh....Indian Head penny?
3 years ago
Dammit bird, quit fuckin around http://i.imgur.com/uwdBI7F.jpg
3 years ago
When I was a child, it bought me a piece of candy and I enjoyed it then.
3 years ago
Toolman, think they should get rid of the penny? I see no use for it now.
3 years ago
Ok cat, try this millennium.
3 years ago
cat!!

you owe me a fiver now!
3 years ago
Pay up cat, 5 Deutchmark
3 years ago
didnt the canucks and the aussies get rid of their pennies? i think thats smart, we should do that in europe as well.
3 years ago
euro, fuck those Marks.
3 years ago
So then how would you give change when your bill comes to $99.99?
3 years ago
They round up, Tooly.
3 years ago
Most people don't carry cash nowadays anyway, proven fact.
3 years ago
Canada does that. But I can remember the rounding "rules".
3 years ago
Meh...a $5 paypal is a walk in the park comparatively....
3 years ago
you just dont, tools. and its a good reason to stop those ridiculous x.99 prices too.
3 years ago
You wouldn't give change because the person would just swipe their debit or credit card anyway.
3 years ago
Wouldn't matter garbageBird. With all the weird taxes and shit it can still happen.
3 years ago
comparatively to what?

and please dont pay up, im super looking forward to calling you a welcher in long-winded dumbass diatribes for the next 3 years!
3 years ago
That's ludicrous!
3 years ago
Anyone have keep the change?
3 years ago
"Keep the change"
3 years ago
Steven's gonna pull a tr lol
3 years ago
BOA does it...it rounds up every debit transaction, them puts the difference into an account. Sort of like Office Space
3 years ago
I appear to be heading toward welchism as well, according to some vague references from tr_faggot.
3 years ago
Plus they have those little trays near the register that people throw their pennies in now...or they give it to the "charity" jar.
3 years ago
Anyone with a conscience wouldn't bank at BOA.
3 years ago
And Superman 3 , CLaude.
3 years ago
So what am I going to do with this penny then?
3 years ago
Give it to the "charity" which only donates 1 percent of it's earnings anyway.
3 years ago
Enjoy it
3 years ago
Can't buy a Bazooka bubble gum any more.
3 years ago
you dont kjirk, i actually looked and it would take tr to get his ass to sodak and take a pic in poss' driveway wearing a custom-made naked possum mucho shirt.

and as the guy cant even afford internet, i guess you're safe.
3 years ago
Go put it on a fucking railroad track
3 years ago
I've done that before.
3 years ago
Yeah, there will be some long, convoluted essay written as to why tr never showed up at Poss' place.
3 years ago
GarbageBird, I'd rather wait for him to provide the link, which he won't. It's part of the trademarked welch-game.
3 years ago
And then he'll blame it on Poss.
3 years ago
Aspies are so predictable.
3 years ago
smelt it down and make it into a bullet, then shoot out an annoying traffic light with it while yelling "heres your change obama"
3 years ago
I know, I'll take it to Kennywood, the amusement park here and put it in the smasher with ftwo quarters and crank that sucker till it's flat and has a nice design on it 8)
3 years ago
i know kjirk, its just that curiosity got the better off me
3 years ago
Send it to zeke so he can suck on it and pretend he has a girlfriend.
3 years ago
that is so gross
3 years ago
That would make him gay wouldn't it?
3 years ago
Even if he does, it's well worth the c-note and possums anxiety.
3 years ago
---
3 years ago
"salted milk and pennies"
3 years ago
Only Women Bleed, tool
3 years ago
Lincoln is a real man.
3 years ago
That's what Alice Cooper said once in a song.
3 years ago
except he didn't say tool.
3 years ago
Are we pausing for another commercial break from the Dr. Phil Show again?
3 years ago
You'll like this, tool. Abraham Lincoln before and after the Civil War.
http://i.imgur.com/rPgXc03.jpg
3 years ago
You do know the history behind old Abe Lincoln don't you? He woke up once after a three day drunk and said "I freed the what"?
3 years ago
Oldest joke ever. Get some new material.
3 years ago
No, the oldest joke ever is, Look over there, ha ha, made you look.
3 years ago
I seen that on a Geico commercial.
3 years ago
I love that commercial "Madest thou look!"
3 years ago
and for your information, he looked dead after the civil war.
3 years ago
Yeah, and we have to remember that it was only five years. based on what he wrote and the way he looked, it's thought that he suffered from severe depression.
3 years ago
Which, anyone one of us probably would have in his shoes.
3 years ago
Wouldn't you be depressed after freeing the slaves?
3 years ago
if TR ever shows, i'm joining Squad
3 years ago
You'll welcome him with open arms.
3 years ago
What If I show up instead?
3 years ago
Are you kidding me? Poss would hide in his house and call 911.
3 years ago
I'm a nice guy, even when I'm drunk.
3 years ago
I'll bring Black Velvet.
3 years ago
Toolie, I always liked this one http://i.imgur.com/0ZhFJsn.jpg Took one look at Atlanta after it had been abaondoned and went "Burn it."
3 years ago
wrong - i would invite you in, then sneak into the bathroom and call 911
3 years ago
That's all I ask.
3 years ago
3 years ago
Who's that Mako?

* toolman961 is no history buff *
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz queuea dirty sax music *
3 years ago
That is General William Tecumseh Sherman, toolman.
3 years ago
My nose is up against the glass.
3 years ago
He was also a ginger and soldiers claimed he was not to fucked around or joked with.
3 years ago
The only Sherman I know is Sherman T Potter.
3 years ago
Just ask a Georgian
3 years ago
M.A.S.H. 4077
3 years ago
That show sucked balls.
3 years ago
As in Claudes?
3 years ago
My grandfather forced me to watch it, and I had no idea what war it was or even who the actors were.
3 years ago
Why would he force you to watch it, was he a ravens fan too?
3 years ago
No, but he took a shit on a Steelers fans lawn once.
3 years ago
and got smacked upside his head which explains now why he would force you to watch something so stupid.
3 years ago
Nah, we left because nobody should have to spend anymore time in a shithole like Pittsburgh than they have to.
3 years ago
Hey, you started this way up there.
3 years ago
And now I'm ending it.
3 years ago
You wish.
3 years ago
He was at the Normandy invasion and was a firefighter for 26 years, so yeah, he was probably a little bit nuts. Used to drink Black Velvet and a little drop of water.
3 years ago
My whiskey is gone and it's time to lie down, we'll continue this conversation tomorrow. Good day sir
3 years ago
See ya, bud.
3 years ago
muchosucko-we'll upvote anything
3 years ago
ANYTHING
3 years ago
Are you kidding, Bitch Spray, that's priceless.
3 years ago
3 years ago
* Sprinkles sprays jones with bitch spray *


Bad dog!
3 years ago
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