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Just For Mako

This hat has never been worn, trust me. If you're true, I am a man of my word, not some bono.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by toolman961

submitted January 25th 2015

318 comments
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comments (318)
Wtf is this about? Tooly is posting up, shark!
3 years ago
One of those things where only he knows wtf he's talking about again.
3 years ago
Wait a minute.
3 years ago


toolman961

Send me some chicken wings my friend.

18 hours ago

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Mako

Anytime! All ya have to do is ask.

18 hours ago

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toolman961

I'll send you a hat.

18 hours ago

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Mako

Hat.

18 hours ago

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toolman961

Yeah, a Baltimore Ravens Super Bowl 37 piece of shit I have hanging on my wall.

18 hours ago

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Mako

I could send you the autographed Mean Joe Green jersey from my collection, but only after I get the hat.

18 hours ago

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toolman961

Oh well, the old lady is a calling me and want me to come upstairs with her, Bye
3 years ago
Gonna take a lot more than a hat and a shot glass to get me to part with an autographed Mean Joe jersey, dude.
3 years ago
My last comment was written before he posted his last comment or I would have stuck around and let her die.
3 years ago
I knew it, did you read the tags!?
3 years ago
Sorry, bud. I'll still send ya chicken wings, though.
3 years ago
I'm pissing on the hat as we speak.
3 years ago
Besides, I'm used to people hating me lol
3 years ago
Oh drat, he peed on a hat.
3 years ago
and the shot glass, it's full of piss, well, rented beer just for you.
3 years ago
I'm honored. Here we go, 50 Anchorbar wings...from the place where Buffalo wings were created: $119.99 + shipping.
3 years ago
* toolman961 is about to open his half gallon of Ten High sour mash and try to forget this whole debacle. *
3 years ago
That's probably a good idea.
3 years ago
Holy fuck, that's $2.00 a wing. Will they get me off too?
3 years ago
Oh, and by the way, I still don't hate you.
3 years ago
* toolman961 puts on Dinamoe Humm and rests easy *
3 years ago
You're a good man, sir. But yeah, wings everywhere go about $2 a piece.
3 years ago
Look, I'm so buzzed right now that I can't even spell a Frank Zappa song correctly.
3 years ago
You're doing pretty good. Even using punctuation.
3 years ago
* toolman961 corrects himself, Dinah Moe Humm *
3 years ago
And you get a Mean Joe jersey with autograph for between 100 and 250 bucks. Mine is nothing special, really.
3 years ago
Shit, I paid $350.00 for that ball.
3 years ago
Hall of fame though.
3 years ago
I believe it. Ya gotta figure, stuff like this is only worth what someone will pay ya for it, though. Marcel Dionne has a Russian Red Army jersey worn by, I think it was Sergei Fedorov-he can't sell it.
3 years ago
All I know is this whiskey is tasting pretty good and I have dinner in the crock pot, life is good.
3 years ago
Eh, you've got someone to cook for and with though, too. I hate cooking just for myself-fridge full off good stuff and I don't want to make the effort.
3 years ago
When my first wife left me, I still cooked for two and that way I always had something good for lunch the next day.
3 years ago
That's a good idea. Last chick I dated was vegan, so going out to dinner was pretty much out of the question. No idea how she reached six feet tall on a vegan diet.
3 years ago
used to heat it up on the dash board of my car. Florida sun is way better then any microwave.
3 years ago
Plus with all the lightning in FL it'll cook quickly, too.
3 years ago
wait so is tool not getting the wings?

I would like to view a toolman video on how many wings he can eat.
3 years ago
You my friend are a completely different breed then me. If I asked a girl out and she told me she didn't eat any type of meat byproducts, my response would have been, so I guess you don't suck dick then and that relationship would have never gotten off the ground.
3 years ago
My wing days are over oster. I used to eat a shit load of them but now I can only eat about 12 on a good day. And if you ever call me a buckeye fan ever again, I'll get No_Nick to rape you!
3 years ago
Steel city baby.
3 years ago
I can put away about 10-12 wings and that's it, too. Especially if ya have a few beers? Fills you up real quick.
3 years ago
Your hate for ohio excites me.
3 years ago
I remember last superbowl I got 50 wings and are maybe 20.. once they get cold its over.
3 years ago
Oh, I'll chow on em cold. Meat as meat lol
3 years ago
The funny thing is, my wife's from Cincinatti.
3 years ago
That can be a rough town.
3 years ago
Hey.... just because they are the National Champs doesn't mean you gotta be haten on them...... what ever happened to if you can't beat them join them anyhow ??????
3 years ago
I like Ohioans, personally. They seem pretty laid back.
3 years ago
It's funny how when I was young and skinny, I could eat like 30 wings but now that I'm old and fat, I can't eat hardly at all.
3 years ago
going back there every year as a kid was fun, until i moved to cleveland when I was 18... that shit sucked.
3 years ago
I dont want to get fat. it's going to scare the fuck out of me.
3 years ago
Metabolism, toolman.
3 years ago
Moving to Cleveland when you're 18 is enough of a culture shock for any kid, I would think.
3 years ago
why did i pronounce metabolism (meta- bolism) in my head.
3 years ago
I think that's how fries says it.
3 years ago
from sunny ca, to gloomy cle..

I remember walking into the ghetto like ummm.... i know im lost.
3 years ago
Hey Dug, here in PGH. we call Ohio State the Butteyes. Every time we go to Cincinnati and we pass Buckeye lake on interstate 70, I always make the remark, there's butteye lake.
3 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pymatuning_Reservoir I passed by this area over the summer in Crawford county. Wouldn't mind throwing a few lines in the water when it gets warmer.
3 years ago
cleveland steamer, ohio state butteyes....

it's all falling into place.
3 years ago
I know exactly where you are talking about ..... it is 40 miles or so east of Columbus. Why the hate for the Buckeyes anyhow... not like they are big rivals of the Pitt Panthers. You should hate WVU not OSU
3 years ago
* Mako hates Georgetown (for obvious reasons) and Duke. *
3 years ago
Wow.... Pitt and Ohio State have played alot more than I would have thought. 25 times. Ohio State has won 19 .... Pitt won 5 .... and 1 tie
3 years ago
First off, I by no mean are any college fan at all. I'm just stating what the sports commentators and the college fans refer too. Maybe it rubs off from the professional teams.
3 years ago
Date Opponent (record) Result Score Site
9/21/1996 vs. Pittsburgh (4-7) W 72 0
9/23/1995 @ Pittsburgh (2-9) W 54 14
9/17/1994 vs. Pittsburgh (3-8) W 27 3
9/18/1993 @ Pittsburgh (3-8) W 63 28
9/17/1988 @ Pittsburgh (6-5) L 10 42
9/14/1985 vs. Pittsburgh (5-5-1) W 10 7
1/2/1984 vs. Pittsburgh (8-3-1) W 28 23 @ Tempe, AZ Fiesta Bowl
11/6/1954 vs. Pittsburgh (4-5) W 26 0
11/8/1952 vs. Pittsburgh (6-3) L 14 21
11/10/1951 @ Pittsburgh (3-7) W 16 14
10/7/1950 vs. Pittsburgh (1-8) W 41 7
11/5/1949 @ Pittsburgh (6-3) W 14 10
11/6/1948 vs. Pittsburgh (6-3) W 41 0
10/25/1947 @ Pittsburgh (1-8) L 0 12
11/9/1946 vs. Pittsburgh (3-5-1) W 20 13
11/10/1945 @ Pittsburgh (3-7) W 14 0
11/11/1944 vs. Pittsburgh (4-5) W 54 19
11/6/1943 @ Pittsburgh (3-5) W 46 6
11/7/1942 vs. Pittsburgh (3-6) W 59 19
11/1/1941 @ Pittsburgh (3-6) W 21 14
9/28/1940 vs. Pittsburgh (3-4-1) W 30 7
10/10/1936 vs. Pittsburgh (8-1-1) L 0 6
10/22/1932 @ Pittsburgh (8-1-2) T 0 0
11/15/1930 vs. Pittsburgh (6-2-1) W 16 7
11/2/1929 @ Pittsburgh (9-1) L 2 18
3 years ago
That would be a good reason.
3 years ago
I'd like to rent a steamship on Lake Erie, then just troll along the coast of Cleveland so I can yell "MAKE WAY FOR THE CLEVELAND STEAMER!"
3 years ago
It's funny because ,like I said, the wife is from Cincinnati and she hates Cleveland as much as I do but not for the football reason that I do. Her favorite story is when their river caught on fire because it's such a shit hole.
3 years ago
There's actually a roller derby team that Nickel City played last year called "Burning River" and they're from Cleveland. Sad what man has done to that river.
3 years ago
Sad what man has done to this world and to each other and to helpless animals and helpless children............
3 years ago
And eat my shit, No_Nick.
3 years ago
Can I tell you a story Mako?
3 years ago
You can always tell a story here. Your stories are usually good.
3 years ago
OK then. When I first signed up as a member, you used to upload you video or picture and yak or Deja chose what to post. Well, there were a few people who, if made the first comment, just put "first". It used to piss people off like you wouldn't believe. I, the person that I am kept on saying, "just ignore them" and when they don't get the attention, they'll quit. Obviously, it took a hundred try's before people started taking my advice, and when they quit getting pissed and commenting on the ignorance, they quit stating first. The moral of my story is, when you let some one know that their stfu, or just saying something that gets under your skin, and you let them know that it does, the internet makes a lot of very tough individuals that can beat your ass if you let them. My advice is ignore the haters, hell, invite them in and you'll see how fast that they will actually leave you alone. Now where's my Jersey mother fucker!!!
3 years ago
and yes, it took me that long to type that. Fuck you
3 years ago
I'm not gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
First
3 years ago
Okay, I'm not sure if you know how "first" works lol
3 years ago
And trust me, there's very few people that get under my skin. But it's fun for me to act pissed off, because then they sometimes get pissed off, and they then unknowingly make my post most discussed. Thanks, fries!
3 years ago
Trust me, I do.
3 years ago
i ignored the shit out of that story.

now wheres my cookie? and where's lovespray? it's fucking australia day! we bbq'ed and drank fosters.
3 years ago
That was just fun to do.
3 years ago
Fuck Australia.
3 years ago
gayko the welcher
3 years ago
Yeah, go down under.
3 years ago
now watch this loser get all "fake mad"
3 years ago
Billy, I can send you wings too, don't worry.
3 years ago
Which one?
3 years ago
you owe toolman a tshirt you fat shitass
3 years ago
A t shirt? No problem.
3 years ago
sigend by Mean Joe no less
3 years ago
yak owes me a t-shirt
3 years ago
but we know gayko is nothing but a silo full of hot bullshit..it was never going to happen
3 years ago
Eh, Mean Joe probably wouldn't sign a t shirt. At least I had the ability to buy jersey when I saw him.
3 years ago
Oh, and Mako. I can get 50 wings from Mineo's for $19.99, you should come down. My offer stands for all journeymen, I'll take you out to diner, my treat.
3 years ago
Ah, but they aren't Anchorbar wings, toolman! And I would be honored to have a dinner with ya.
3 years ago
I need a hat.
3 years ago
I'll bring the Camaro once she's out of storage, too.
3 years ago
Unlike Captain Kirk who's here all the time and he won't go to Primanti's with me.
3 years ago
What type of hat would you like oster?
3 years ago
cause he knows you'd make him go shooting with you
3 years ago
everyone knows the craptain would fill his drawers
3 years ago
What's wrong with that?
3 years ago
We could just shoot cans.
3 years ago
it would be smelly?
3 years ago
Africans, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans?
3 years ago
Mexicans, Americans, Africans...
3 years ago
oh I forgot the Puerto Ricans
3 years ago
Do you know what the best part of this video is?
The thumbnail shows the Ravens SB shot glass with the penis sweet tart that a lesbian gave me when I lived in Florida. Priceless
3 years ago
Hahaha, I was gonna mention that!
3 years ago
Toolman took me to Primanti's....fucking awesome sandwich but the bathroom in the cellar almost mage me want to puke from the concentrated rotting piss fat smell.
3 years ago
First of all, I did warn you first when you asked me where the bathroom was. And that's 100 years of tradition there too.

* toolman961 is proud of his herritage *
3 years ago
It reminded me of this old Pollock bar bathroom in my neighborhood when I was a kid, but way more intense.
3 years ago
Hey, wtf. How do I get thrown under the bus! It was my first trip over to Pitt since 2013!
3 years ago
Best bathrooms are still at CBGB.
3 years ago
You took Magawd to the Primanti's in the strip? Shit.

* JamesTKirk pukes *
3 years ago
How many times are you going to puke tonight?

* toolman961 would take oh captain my captain to Primanti's in Mt. Lebanon if he would prefer *
3 years ago
Mt. Lebanon...I bet that's a thriving metropolis.
3 years ago
It's on the higher end scale if you know what I mean.
3 years ago
Yeah, I was jk. They're known all over the U.S. for having excellent schools.
3 years ago
If you show up at my door on a Friday or Saturday night, we can go to the Primanti's in South Side and enjoy the freak show AND the young girls who try and out do each other in the sluttiest way.
3 years ago
That sounds like a good time, actually.
3 years ago
When the wife was in rehab, I loved Friday and Saturday nights when I left the hospital. I don't know how I never got in to an accident to tell you the truth.
3 years ago
Why do you have a Baltimore Ravens anything?
3 years ago
When I was 17, I made the horrible decision to attend the University of Miami. There was a young guy on the football team that really stood out on defense and was always cool to the other students. His name was Ray Lewis.
3 years ago
I was talking about tool.
3 years ago
I realize that now.
3 years ago
But people ask me the same thing.
3 years ago
Claude, if you look at my video of my man cave, you will see a shit load of hats every where. Most of them are Pittsburgh Steelers, Pirates, and Penguins hats but being more of a football fan, I buy the SB winning teams hat and shot glass every year. Trust me, I didn't hang their hat on it's usual spot until Seattle won the next year and then I replaced it without taking the Giants hat down for two years. And I bought the Ravens hat when I bought Seattle's too, and it still made me sick to purchase it.
3 years ago
oh, and Mako, you're lucky he didn't shoot you.
3 years ago
Why?
3 years ago
ha, Mako, you're going to get clobbered tomorrow.
3 years ago
Good, at least I give pathetic people stuff to talk about.
3 years ago
I was talking about snow...
3 years ago
But most of it is to your east, I think
3 years ago
Either way, I stand by my statement lol
3 years ago
Let's see...forecast is for a half inch of snow during the day-which means blizzard conditions and at least a foot of snow. Oh, and it's gonna be a warm one, too:high near 16 with wind chills as low as -15.
3 years ago
Saying maybe 3 feet for NYC
3 years ago
expecting two feet here
3 years ago
Yeah, that was a coastal storm. Our weather here comes from way up in Canada, then it drops over the lakes where it picks up all the moisture from, and dumps it all on Buffalo.
3 years ago
yeah Claude we could get as much as 3 feet
3 years ago
I'll have fun
3 years ago
Roads are already covered here. expecting 5 inches tonight and 3 more by noon tomorror.

* toolman961 already set his alarm 30 minutes early so he can shovel the driveway *
3 years ago
Driveways here can't really be shoveled. The snow usually falls at the rate of about three inches an hour when we do get it, so by the some people get done with it, they have to shovel again.
3 years ago
It took me 9 hours to shovel out of this. Now if I know it's going to snow, I'll shovel it three or four times which only takes 15 minutes at the most when it's only 3 inches.

http://muchosucko.com/71190/It-Snowed-The-Other-Night
3 years ago
and I knew you just was waiting to see my ass again.
3 years ago
Eh, typical day in Buffalo.
3 years ago
Good thing was that the sun was shining in addition to the moon on that day.
3 years ago
I may even shovel it if it gets deep enough before I go to bed.
3 years ago
better off doing that than busting your ass when it stops
3 years ago
That's what I mean, I've learned.
3 years ago
Tonight they forecasted a half inch of snow overnight. I cleaned off my car two hours ago and there's that much on it already. Not worth it to shovel or plow right now.
3 years ago
I'm getting to that age where I'd rather go buy a $2,000.00 snow blower than pick up a $10.00 shovel and kill myself.
3 years ago
I took the jeep out of the garage to reserve a spot on the street, tomorrow night I park the car in the garage and I'll pull the jeep out of the mound of plowed in shit, nobody else in the neighborhood can park in that shit but me.
3 years ago
Oh yeah, I'll be awoken (if I actually ever sleep) tomorrow morning by the sounds of ten snowblowers about 6 a.m.
3 years ago
Now wait, if I'm ready to go to bed and there's only an inch on the ground, that shit can wait until morning, but if there's three or more, it will be easier in the morning to clear what else may fall rather than doing all 5 inches. My back hurts now just thinking of it.
3 years ago
I piss em all off, I just wait until they are all done busting their humps. I go out and brush off the windows, climb in and pull right out lol.
3 years ago
I miss my truck. 8(
3 years ago
Hopefully you'll hear mine Mako.
3 years ago
Who am I kidding? I'm not gonna be asleep.
3 years ago
Meth with a crack chaser is a hell of a drug, huh?
3 years ago
I'll admit, you're on here all the fucking time. Don't you ever work?
3 years ago
Never done either one. You're thinking of Punky.
3 years ago
Dude, I'm not at home lol
3 years ago
Sleep or work?
3 years ago
Are you working right now?
3 years ago
Driving and Muchoing?
3 years ago
If that's what ya wanna call it. I checked on a few driveways and it's pointless to drop a blade. I'd have to come back in an couple hours.
3 years ago
Wait, I thought you drove a cab?
3 years ago
I left the cab business three years ago.
3 years ago
I knew I read something of the sort. So now you drive a plow?
3 years ago
Work for the state driving a salt truck, that would be sweet.
3 years ago
Yeah, I do that, and work for a friend in a hyroponic shop, but I mostly order stuff from home for his inventory.
3 years ago
Nobody can get a job working for the state plowing unless their father did it. Nepotism reigns supreme in NY.
3 years ago
Tell them you know Jimmy Hauffa.
3 years ago
*Hoffa. They're not gonna find him anyway lol
3 years ago
^^^What year was that piss-snow, tool?
3 years ago
I just had beers with him today.
3 years ago
2012, maybe 11
3 years ago
He'd be about a hundred years old today.
3 years ago
I know, he never remembers my name.
3 years ago
It looks like you subbed it fresh in '10. I remember a big storm round '08? in DC....not 10, but you guys get different patterns sometimes.
3 years ago
Trust me, nobody was gonna let him live that long. Not after the shit he pulled.
3 years ago
Hoffa took a trip through the sausage grinder a long time ago
3 years ago
I thought he was under the 50 yard line at the old stadium
3 years ago
Hey, people disappear sometimes. Could happen to anybody.
3 years ago
They debunked that Claude. Ground penetrating radar found nothing.
3 years ago
no way would they take the chance of him ever being found
3 years ago
bummer.
3 years ago
Yeah, you're right Claude. I just looked at the day I posted it and it's February, 2010
How time flies when you're having old fun.
3 years ago
I would guess that anybody that knew what happened to him is probably dead or at least in their 90's by now.
3 years ago
I can't wait until the other guy who shot Kennedy is ready to die and confesses that conspiracy.
3 years ago
most likely all dead as well
3 years ago
Not if he was in his 20's.
3 years ago
I just think there's some thing that we'll never know. DB Cooper, Kennedy assassination, Jimmy Hoffa, etc...They're all dead, fuck 'em lol
3 years ago
That would put him in his 70's now.
3 years ago
Who?
3 years ago
I'd bet ol' DB made it just fine
3 years ago
Did the 3 Alcatraz inmates make it??
3 years ago
Evidence shows that he probably wouldn't have survived the splashdown in the river. Plus he lost most of the money; they've foudn it over the years.
3 years ago
I have a feeling the Alcatraz guys either drowned or were eaten.
3 years ago
oh those guys are dead, the current there is a motherfucker in a good boat, never mind a piece of shit homemade raft
3 years ago
Better then being in jail if you ask me. I did 30 days in the hole one time and I nearly went nuts and I was on work release.
3 years ago
That, and there's so much boat traffic, that it's dangerous for small craft to navigate. Plus that area is known for numerous great white shark attacks and sightings.
3 years ago
upgraded to 20 to 30 inches now with 2 to 4 inches an hour.....weeeeee
3 years ago
Well, I guess '10.
3 years ago
Jesus, what's your ground zero, MG?
3 years ago
NJ
3 years ago
ya, he's gettin' it. Gittin' it guud.
3 years ago
15 minutes from the city with no traffic
3 years ago
Not far from you.
Hey claude, did you see Ovetchkin's trick shot at the all star game that he horrifically fanned on three times, once with a goalie stick?
3 years ago
also winds of 25 to 30 mph with gusts up past 50
3 years ago
Nah, I have it on DVR, but I knew if I started watching I wouldn't stop and I have to get some work done.
3 years ago
I heard he took 2nd for velocity behind toewewewewe
3 years ago
If you're not garaged, MG, I'd go out and toss an ol' horse blanket over your car. Save you a lot of scrapin
3 years ago
I know he was leading for quite some time, then some one else at the end beat him. I was at the bar for all the pre game shit.
3 years ago
I buy these: http://artemis.sidsavage.com/Images/products/large/R0216.jpg Love em
3 years ago
gotta crash kids, wakey time in 6 hours
3 years ago
Have fun
3 years ago
See ya Magawd.
3 years ago
Just got up and looked, it's been snowing since five o'clock and there's about an inch on the driveway right now. I don't think we're going to get it that bad.
3 years ago
Skies are clear out here. Maybe we're done with the snow till morning.
* Mako crosses his fins *
3 years ago
I'd rather get it now. Morning commutes are such a royal pain here. Speed limits are non-existent between 5 and 8 a.m. it seems.
3 years ago
I know what would help, you hurry and rush that signed jersey to the post office and send it directly to me and the snow gods will spare you.
3 years ago
Lol the snow gods usually spare me. It's Buffalo they hate.
3 years ago
effing snow pussies anyway
3 years ago
looks like AKA might miss a court date or two though
3 years ago
What's it going to take, am I going to have to come to Buffalo and rob you house while you're out plowing snow getting stoned tomorrow?
3 years ago
Schools should be open tomorrow, so the state plows will be around. Wind chill has to hit about -25 or -30 to close .
3 years ago
Oh wait, I can rob you while you're home all stoned alone, you won't know what to do.
3 years ago
You must really have a death wish.
3 years ago
Well I will be drunk so I won't give a fuck either.
3 years ago
zeke vs dik take #2
3 years ago
Shit, if you're drunk you'll say fuck it and stay home.
3 years ago
So my jersey will be safe another day.
3 years ago
Yes, all of my jersey's are very safe and dry.
3 years ago
Hey, if possum is right, I want to be zeke, you can be dik. hahaha
3 years ago
Oh dear god lol
3 years ago
I hear you.
3 years ago
Now look what you started possum!
3 years ago
I blame Yak.
3 years ago
okay - what would be worse:
1 - being blind?
2 - being schizophrenic?

discuss
3 years ago
Being blind and schizo. /thread.
3 years ago
Wait who's blind? me or dik?
3 years ago
um

3 years ago
because I know the answer to #2
3 years ago
ummers
3 years ago
you know I wasn't here for dik's demise.
3 years ago
Yeah, you know about #2 alright, toolman.
3 years ago
it's question of not seeing what is there, or seeing what isnt there
3 years ago
Hey, I just #2ed in my pants at walmart I was so excited about their deals.
3 years ago
Great thing is, they sell underwear.
3 years ago
imho - schizo uber blind
3 years ago
What's that?
3 years ago
I think it's a type of reptile.
3 years ago
Tool - at least you arent JugTownHero
3 years ago
I want you to scroll up to my snow picture and tell me if you see ant evidence of any other type of material other than denim?
3 years ago
no i will not do that thing
3 years ago
* possum bails on this thread for a bit, at least *
3 years ago
Put some socks on tool, you're scaring him.
3 years ago
I'd like a user vote to distinguish whose naked body part is used more on this site.
#1Naked possum
#2toolman's ass

Let's let the users decide.
3 years ago
Naked possum, hands down. He welcomes the noobs with his shiny peener.
3 years ago
See, I win.
3 years ago
Now look for my underwear.
3 years ago
tool you have more subs butt i have more shops....it's a wash
3 years ago
unlike your underwear
3 years ago
Toolman, forgive me, but you have a rather pronounced buttcrack. It's like it starts in the middle of your back and goes all the way down till you can't see it anymore.
3 years ago
I use the excess hair as a diversion like that.
3 years ago
Ah, so that's what it is. Okay.
3 years ago
Like I've said, I haven't washed underwear in my entire life, and my mother hasn't washed them in three quarters of my entire life.
3 years ago
I can believe that.
3 years ago
Well, I'm going to get naked and go to bed now, good night.

* toolman961 hopes he just gave everyone in Mucho land a nightmare tonight *
3 years ago
as if
3 years ago
On the subject of but tracks, I was getting a good view of a veterinarian's yesterday...it was like she was getting a thrill exposing herself.
3 years ago
what pets do you have?
3 years ago
*bedbugs dont count*
3 years ago
Obviously, that was meant to be butt crack, and I have a cat.
3 years ago
My cat was my avatar for years. I only changed it to seduce dug into the only squad known by name...
3 years ago
* possum fucks this *
3 years ago
honestly though - if you show up around my house wearing heartsboxers next spring i will buy you a craft beer and let you drive the Suburban in the circle drive
3 years ago
I said "summer" and you know I'll be there, just to make jimmy pay that hundred.
3 years ago
ahhhhhh..warm enough today that i had to run my fan..in fact its still on
3 years ago
that's pretty creepy
3 years ago
Tr has just outpersona'd Persona
3 years ago
I may take the bus, I may ride the rails, I may fly, I may walk...I wouldn't drive my car, though...
3 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
3 years ago
Imagine it: a sultry summer night and there I am at five guys....
3 years ago
Maybe I'll get a job with you and see how long it takes you to realize who I am....
3 years ago
FedEx haz standards man

not to mention backround checks
3 years ago
"Mr. Possum, this is your new assistant."
3 years ago
* possum arfs *
3 years ago
Clearly they have flexible standards...you work there, after all...
3 years ago
i still have to defend mice elf almost every few months though it
seems
- "hey, you guys realize you have a convicted felon on your
payroll?"

"yup"

"owhmygawd!"
3 years ago
eventually i will probly get let go for "security reasons"...
3 years ago
How many years have you been with them, Poss?
3 years ago
but i plan to be a naturalized Canadian soon so thhhbbbb
3 years ago
started part time in 1995
3 years ago
full in 1997 i thinkle
3 years ago
Shit, they're not gonna let you go. They'll probably wait for you to retire.
3 years ago
i ducking hope so
3 years ago
Besides, being with a company for that long would look good on a resume. You don't see that kind of loyalty nowadays.
3 years ago
they hate that i keep using the "/me" on internal emails though so i dunno
3 years ago
Force of habit lol
3 years ago
they also dont like it when i refer to the IT folks as "invertebrate stupid sexy flanderfolk" either
3 years ago
* possum shrugs *
3 years ago
fucking commies
3 years ago
Gotta be wary of IT people, Poss. They are often the eyes and ears of their company.
3 years ago
shut up you boring piece of shit
3 years ago
Guess you really don't like the IT people, huh?
3 years ago
oops
3 years ago
I work in IT.

* JamesTKirk glares *
3 years ago
You shouldn't call the way you scam people "work"
3 years ago
WHY WONT IT JUST SNOW HERE
3 years ago
BECAUSE THE WIND ISN'T COMING FROM THE SOUTHEAST.
3 years ago
we've gotten a foot all winter, at most
3 years ago
Total is down here this year, too, but not even ten miles away in Buffalo, it seems like they get nailed every day.
3 years ago
Can anyone tell me what this fucking mook is trying to say in terms of me "scamming" people?
3 years ago
He's probably referring to a comment you made on a post in 2006.
3 years ago
More than likely. Or some vague reference to the company I work for. As is that dumbfuck has a clue.
3 years ago
How often do you explain to your victims that a Linux based system would have no need of your services?

Never?
3 years ago
Looks like you were right, Jim.
3 years ago
Except there was nothing vague about the reference and I most definitely know all about the shell game jimmy calls a job.
3 years ago
So what do you give a fuck? Everybody's gotta eat.
3 years ago
recover password
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