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Eye screwed that booty

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Mmm, fishnets

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by smerf

submitted January 23rd 2015

66 comments
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Eye screwed that booty
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Eye see what you did there, smerf.
3 years ago
Don't be a tool
3 years ago
Why not? You're hooked on me.
3 years ago
I bet you're a fan of Michael Bolton.
3 years ago
They look like meat skewers
3 years ago
On a closer look, those are hooks. What the hell was I thinking?
3 years ago
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Fix the tags please?
3 years ago
Yeah, I was thinking fish hooks.
3 years ago
But you did a clever with the title though. Very good sir.

* toolman961 read it as "I screwed that booty" *


and you thought they were eye screws, you silly smerf.
3 years ago
Smerf needs an adult!!!!!!!
3 years ago
And to get layed
3 years ago
I'd bet he'd agree with that also.
3 years ago
I don't see any barbs on those hooks.
3 years ago
Never heard of a barbless fish hook, toolman?
3 years ago
Always use barbed hooks when fishing for sharks..... don't want those nasty suckers getting away.... no offense Mako
3 years ago
I never use barbed fish hooks and I never will.
3 years ago
Catch and release guy I see
3 years ago
Has nothing to do with it. A guy from Ohio is telling me how to fish for sharks? Stick to chickens, Dug.
3 years ago
Just saying I wouldn't want a shark to get the hook out while catching him.... that would interfere with me throwing his ass up on the bank and bashing his head with a stick
3 years ago
Didn't realize that Buffalo was infested with sharks, but.... OK
3 years ago
Yeah, you're a wonderful fisherman. Fuck up the ecosystem a little more because of your personal fears, Dug. Guess it takes all kinds.
3 years ago
I'm not originally from Buffalo, genius.
3 years ago
I didn't know rural Ohio was so infested with sharks, either.
3 years ago
It isn't .... go figure.... guess how many sharks I have caught so far in my life..................... zero. So quit flippin shit over what I say... damn
3 years ago
Prescisely, you don't wtf you're talking about. Glad ya could admit it.
3 years ago
I am no eco-warrior like you but good luck saving the sharks anyhow
3 years ago
Go buy some Prep H, you'll feel better about it.
3 years ago
You can turn all the sharks you catch free if you like .... I just know if I catch them its game over
3 years ago
Still trying, huh?
3 years ago
Trying what ?
3 years ago
Exactly.
3 years ago
Zeke already tried the don't kill sharks shit with me. You might as well talk to the wall I really don't care.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/lR579ak.gif
3 years ago
I'm telling you! His hate/fear of sharks is because of his daughters love for mud sharks.
3 years ago
No, that's where the fear of anyone that isn't white comes into play.
3 years ago
The shark thing is just ignorance.
3 years ago
Until sharks start coming out on land I don't have to worry about it
3 years ago
Yet you do worry about it.
3 years ago
Just wouldn't let one go if I caught it is all.... just to get ahead of the curve when they start crawling out of the oceans
3 years ago
Right, well, I'm sure Jesus will stop them.
3 years ago
If he don't I will
3 years ago
I'm sure. With your barbed hooks and your superior fishing skills.
3 years ago
Looks like you're gonna have to step up, though. He hasn't given a fuck about us in over 2,000 years.
3 years ago
speak for yourself
3 years ago
You honestly think I would speak for you?
3 years ago
You have a hard enough time using grammar lol
3 years ago
With your superior grammar skills you should be happy to speak for me
3 years ago
Why? All it would entail is blabbing on about guns, and sharks, and brown people, and whatever other pointless drivel you can conjure up.
3 years ago
I mean, it's the same thing every time you're here, so I figure, I don't really need to.
3 years ago
Just to show off your superior intellect and wit of course
3 years ago
I've already done that here.
3 years ago
ok.... well done then. Carry on
3 years ago
Thanks :)
3 years ago
OH NO ITS A BIG EVIL SHARK WITH NO TEETH THAT EATS FISH! SAVE US, DUG! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQrBwN39LJI
3 years ago
Jesus fucking christ, you two.
3 years ago
This post is second-most discussed. You're welcome.
3 years ago
Its not worth it...
3 years ago
All because I said there's no barbs on those hooks?

* toolman961 needs to find himself another hobby *
3 years ago
Well.... that's not a very nice thing to do.
3 years ago
Has me wondering if it was self-inflicted.
3 years ago
I would think a third party was involved
3 years ago
Eh, you're probably right. When you're messing with metal hooks in the ass area, it pays to be precise.
3 years ago
I like fishnets too
3 years ago
I'm sure they're available in your size.
3 years ago
I would still roast them cheeks out!
3 years ago
Why...... just...... Why?!...
2 years ago
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