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Mr. Sexy nips

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That penis is more metal than flesh

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by Jenbirdy

submitted January 17th 2015

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Mr. Sexy nips
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I see Fries entered the BME Olympics again....
3 years ago
Looks nothing like me
3 years ago
Percieved notions again...
3 years ago
he's slimmer thats for sure
3 years ago
And less hair
3 years ago
you can actually see the black spots on his belly where the shaved hair is growing back
3 years ago
Nice try, fries....its you.
3 years ago
Post your face so I can shop it, kirkfaget.
3 years ago
kjirk is really easy to find on the web, rollo. i'm sure a 10 year vet like you would know his real name..... right?
3 years ago
in case you dont:

it's "Ivan Dinh Santiago de Gutierrez van Halmenforst"

some weird racial mixing went down in his family tree...
3 years ago
What happened to deja vu? Did yak chain her up in the basement? Never really cared to find out what kirk looks like.
3 years ago
She hates all of you. Hence, not here.
3 years ago
Her and I never talked once in the 3 years I've been here. Ever. But yeah she probably hates me.
3 years ago
she sent me candy!!

<----- SOOOO VET!!!
3 years ago
She never posted her tits so why should anyone care where she or that other loser are
3 years ago
sorry, for sharing your info captain, feel free to dead-baby that comment up there...
3 years ago
How dare you. Fuckin krauts. Rollo is so stupid, he won't be able to type my name into google anyway.
3 years ago
You are stupid.
3 years ago
Hi Rollo.
3 years ago
actually i would love my life so much more if my name was ivan dinh santiago de gutierrez van halmenforst
3 years ago
At least his wife can never leave him, because he padlocks his knob to her.
3 years ago
Wife ?...
3 years ago
Yeah, just because you can't get one, doesn't mean there is no hope for fat, ugly, middle aged men, with weird fetishes.
3 years ago
^doesnt know shit about fetishes and sexual preferences besides catholic norms
3 years ago
soooo, male genitalia can look like the sarlacc pit too?

interesting...
3 years ago
Hey gull, i dropped that phone down to the gut a while ago, i didn't like his reaction when he saw the model of the phone, i have to call back to him tomorrow, and see if it can be done? If not, did anyone get back to you, who you asked about it?
3 years ago
not yet. i posted on a really dodgy german tech/ piracy forum i signed up for years ago without participating, so far no one reacted, those guys are really paranoid/ rude when it comes to random noobs asking things. i also pm'ed some ppl on my pc hardware forum, but so far no one knew anything. they all went "apple? lol no!"
3 years ago
Ah bollocks, did you try download the doulci acticvator yourself, and see if it would run on your comp? If it does, then i know the problem is on my end, and i can run the program on someone elses computer. Now i'm just in the middle of making a tuna salad sammich.
3 years ago
uhm, kur....

"There was a goof in the iCloud servers that allowed DoulCi to bypass the lock back in May. Apple patched it up by June. Since then, DoulCi has been promising a new version that works. But it's not possible. There would need to be another screw up in Apple servers for this to work. Right now, they are just scamming you and making money off the views and traffic to their site. Don't bother with this crap."
3 years ago
i tried checking the file out from 2 different host sites, got virus warnings both times, now as usual with files like this it coulda been false positives, but i'm not gonna risk my sys over this
3 years ago
The activator was only released late last year, with it's own independent server, before that you had to keep checking the doulci site, to see if it was online, and copy and paste, the magic line,(that days apple ip) and copy it into the hosts folder on your c drive. But anyway hopefully someone will get back to you with a solution, because the past 3 weeks, have felt like months, trying to get this fucking thing sorted.
3 years ago
tbh, i think it's more like doulci worked for 6 weeks and ever since apple patched that particular security issue up they just use it as a scam to either get plls money or infect systems. so far i have seen no proof of anyone actually getting somewhere with it.
3 years ago
what are we going for here anyways? bypassing a lock-screen, wiping the phone back to factory settings, a jailbreak, an unlock, what? this shit is confusing as fuck, compared to that hacking android feels like losing a game of tetris...
3 years ago
O.k, yeah i noticed my computer got adware and shit after downloading one of the files. The sneaky little fucker was in the start up, had to run msconfig, disable it, unistall my browser and reinstall it, it was a pain in the dickie.
3 years ago
I'll email you, before we start catching shit about holding convos, that have nothing to do with mucho.
3 years ago
kk.
3 years ago
k
3 years ago
So, if I understand correctly, K, you just want to reset the phone to factory fresh condition, not to unlock it for use on a different carrier, right? If that's the case, look here:

http://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201263


Easy-peasy. If you're looking to unlock it for use on another carrier, it will cost you about 15 bucks US.
3 years ago
I used an unlocking service last month and they sent my unlock code within a week.
3 years ago
/end tech talk with sprinkles and the bird
3 years ago
I have already restored the phone to factory settings, and i have a sim for the same network provider, but i can't bypass the previous owners icloud account.
3 years ago
Ah, ok.

That's beyond my pay grade.

3 years ago
Cheers anyway sprinks. Hey gull i emailed you, did you get it?
3 years ago
Faggot
3 years ago
it's like when you defrost a packet of frozen minced(ground?) beef in the microwave but some of it comes out all partially cooked and plastic has melted into and then you stick your mutilated, pierced penis into it and pull it out and all the metal is glistening in the light.
3 years ago
Dude, you gotta lay off the drugs lol
3 years ago
is it now? think i'll just have to take your word on that...
3 years ago
I found out I'm pregnant. That's been the cause of all my whining lately
3 years ago
Good, um, boy?
3 years ago
He has to sit when he pees.
3 years ago
and remove the padlocks and "the club" to get access...
3 years ago
But that's what holds it pointing down.
3 years ago
That... that is the face of regret
3 years ago
Fries' life is full of that.
3 years ago
I thought Fries' life was full of Twinkies, remorse, fear, and moral turpitude.
3 years ago
And Chinese food.
3 years ago
And Peugeot's
3 years ago
Those last 2 are quite true
3 years ago
:-/
3 years ago
That Rollo skincolor
3 years ago
Bet he is a hoot in the TSA screening line.
3 years ago
"Sir, could you remove your keys?"
"Heh, tip of the iceberg!"
3 years ago
how he would look on the screen of the body scanner
3 years ago
This guy is as ugly as I am naked and thats pretty damn ugly.
3 years ago
I doubt you are naked
3 years ago
Well no. What brought that lame statement on? Man if I ever meet you in person I'm going to straighten your Brit ass out. I do in once a week in Conyers.
3 years ago
You're so full of shit
3 years ago
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