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The horror

THE HORROR!

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by Jenbirdy

submitted January 16th 2015

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You don't have to post every pic you find, stupid bitch.
3 years ago
cuntmeister you are
3 years ago
Don't you have some dingleberries to go suck off of Tr's ass, rolltard?

3 years ago
You don't want to be late, that ass ain't gonna clean itself.

Chop, chop.
3 years ago
Double comment rage
3 years ago
shut up rollo
3 years ago
Mind your own business you fucking loser.
3 years ago
This from rollo
3 years ago
Shhhhh! You're gonna upset his buddy, jrob...
3 years ago
@ Tootsie roll... you don't have to down vote every post you look at, stupid bitch.
3 years ago
^This
3 years ago
that was in my high society, upity/sarcastic but mostly serious voice/tone
3 years ago
I sensed that...
3 years ago
This sub should be titled

"Rollo, when Tr unzips his fly"
3 years ago
bwahahahahahaha
3 years ago
Aren't I just a stinker?
3 years ago
Being the sub to Tr's weak dom.

Ouch
3 years ago
sprinkles + stinker = sprinkler..... you're a sprinkler...
3 years ago
* Sprinkles does his best sprinkler imitation and sprays jizz all over his walls *
3 years ago
Jonesie had found me a nice avi based on cartoon character that was a sprinkler... I can't find it now. :(
3 years ago
Hey Spinkler, how you keeping?
3 years ago
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-28907-Milkshake-scene-dancing-gif-Al-w1LP.gif
3 years ago
I give it 30 seconds before tootsie roll kicks your door down and starts slurping it all up.....
3 years ago
Can't complain; I was told not to...
3 years ago
What's shaking on the emrald isle, K?
3 years ago
Besides your hands, that is...
3 years ago
Pink hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers, blue diamonds, purple horseshoes...did I leave anything out?
3 years ago
Fuck all. All is quite on this end, i'm off the drink, as a new year's resolution, so thing are especially boring. Your pretty good at computer programmes and shit, right sprinks. Do you know anything about unlocking iphones?
3 years ago
Off the drink? Good man... stick to weed and you're golden.


Sorry man, I never owned an iphone, and I hate all apple products; not because they're bad products, but because of the way they lock that shit down and try to enslave you with their demonic eulas
3 years ago
* Sprinkles grabs his shovel, digs up Steve Job's grave and gets germanguy to sodomize his corpse *
3 years ago
I'm trying to give up the smokes as well. But what i'm going to try do, is every couple of weeks, on a Saturday, is get a €20 bag of bud, and 20 smokes and treat myself to a few joints. You have to give yourself something to look forward to. The reason i'm asking about the iphone, is i found one a few weeks ago, and i have tried fucking everything to crack it, and it's seriously causing me to have a mental breakdown.
3 years ago
Shit. Quitting smoking was the hardest thing I have ever done... I gave up coke, acid, mescaline, and PCP with little effort, but the smoking, wow. Pure hell.

My advice to you would be to sell it, then use the cash towards a good android phone that you can install what the fuck you want on it and do what the fuck you want with it.
3 years ago
I got a prescription of the doctor for a nicorette inhaler, and a months worth of refills, so hopefully that will help to take away the cravings. The reason for quitting, is a mate of mine got cancer a few days before Christmas, and it's terminal, he's a couple years younger than me, and never smoked in his life. So that scared the shit out of me. I have one last chance for the phone, there is a Chinese guy that cracks them, so he asked me to bring the phone into him tomorrow, he will probably be looking for about €70, that's why i thought i would ask you first.
3 years ago
i'm still on it buddybro, just wait til monday at least.
3 years ago
and btw, i'll quit on the 25th. cold turkey.
3 years ago
Fucking cancer. I've had 6 family members die of cancer in the past 2 years. Fuck cancer up the ass.

Well, you're still getting a phone at a good price, so it's a win.



3 years ago
Unless the bird comes through for you, then it's it gravy...
3 years ago
O.k i checked the email, and didn't hear anything from you, so i didn't know what the story was? I'm bringing it into this guy tomorrow, to see what he can do? But if he's looking for big money, i'll wait until Monday, and see if we can crack it.
3 years ago
And quit what, the booze or the smokes?
3 years ago
Sammiches, I bet
3 years ago
the smokes.
3 years ago
That was my second guess
3 years ago
same story as with you kur, cancer all around, and i really plan on living past 50, so i gotta start treating my body better.
3 years ago
Why don't you try the inhaler, or the e cigarettes? I gave up for 7 monts before with the inhaler, so it does work.
3 years ago
fuk that noiz.

last time i quit was cold turkey as well, and that lasted me almost 4 years.
3 years ago
and i will NEVER. QUIT. SAMMICHES.
3 years ago
Nice one, i'd say you were fucking sickened going back on them, after nearly 4 yrs off. So people saying the cravings go away with time, is a load of bollocks.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles quietly plans a sammich intervention for the bird, sends site-wide email *
3 years ago
The cravings NEVER go away. I get a whiff of cig smoke and I know I could pick right up exactly where I left off, just as if I had never quit.
3 years ago
African chicken sandwich for everyone! http://i.imgur.com/QuCQA32.jpg
3 years ago
But...

The cost, to my health and my wallet keep me from taking that one puff
3 years ago
it was a work-related relapse. long hours, no breaks, loads of stress, the colleagues would take smoke breaks while i had to push through, after a couple weeks i was like "fuck it" and started smoking at work too. 2 months later i was up to my usual half-pack a day again.
3 years ago
Yeah it's a pricey habit, on top of the health effects. 20 smokes are €10.20, so 20 a day is is €70.40 a week, fuck that. I smoke roolies, and only buy cigarettes if i'm going out for a few pints.
3 years ago
funny potatochauns and their made-up words....
3 years ago
Convert that to US dollars and that's what smokes cost here, ironically.
3 years ago
It's an expensive habit with no benefits whatsoever
3 years ago
So whats the price of 20 smokes there, around $14?
3 years ago
Yeah no benefits at all. I'll just buy them for joints in future.
3 years ago
Speaking of bad (debatable) habits, I'm going to go get my vaporizer and load it up...
3 years ago
That's another thing, smoking joints... I had to give those up as well; my lungs don't approve of them
3 years ago
Yeah, with taxes, I think it's close to 12-14 dollars a pack in NY.
3 years ago
Still around $5 bucks here in Ohio / West Virginia. But cigs are cheaper in Kentucky
3 years ago
Eh, my worst habits are smoking weed and fapping. Could be worse.
3 years ago
I like smoking joints, the bud nowadays is so strong, that smoking it out of a bong, you are a fucking vegetable for an hour afterwards.
3 years ago
Amen lol
3 years ago
Nothing like a good wank, when your stoned out of your head.
3 years ago
You have to take small hits of the bud that exists today. I think weed gets stronger every two weeks.
3 years ago
hat's why i skin up, you can always take a few pulls off the joint, and then leave it back in the ashtray, just enough to keep you nicely toasted.
3 years ago
Yeah, that's true.
3 years ago
How many grams would you get for $20, just to compare with what you get over here?
3 years ago
Two.
3 years ago
Anything decent is $20 a gram though, for sure.
3 years ago
Yeah that's about the same, if you get a €50, you get around 4.5, but since i just want to do 1 day, every couple of weeks, i don't want to have some left over for the following day, because then i will be back smoking.
3 years ago
I got some BC bud for $220CAD for an ounce, that's 7.76 grams for $20. Not the greatest stuff though, not the worst either...
3 years ago
That's not too bad, Sprinks, imo. I pay $140 a half ounce for decent stuff.
3 years ago
Yeah it usually works like that no matter what drugs your buying, if you have cash and are buying by weight, you always get a better deal.
3 years ago
Scratch that, that works out to 2.6 grams...
3 years ago
Half ounce is 14.1, for reference.
3 years ago
Upon further review, I have decided that the weed I now have is much better than I had previously thought...
3 years ago
Get out on the conner sprinks, and start selling it in €20 2 gram bags. You will get your mney back and enough to buy an ounce of quality.bud.
3 years ago
No way. My selling days are loooong gone, my friend...
3 years ago
Haha, i was joking sprinks.
3 years ago
For a second there, I thought you were going to ask me to mail some to you... lol

When it comes to anything illegal, I trust NO ONE. Some people can't keep their mouths shut and someone always gets pinched.

I have never been caught for anything illegal that I have done on my own.
3 years ago
Every time I have been caught doing something wrong is because somebody couldn't keep it shut
3 years ago
tell me about it
3 years ago
There is always rats. When i was arrested before on pretty serious charges, i was being brought up to the barracks to get charged, and the detective said to me, we can make a couple of these charges dissapear, if you give up info on a certain indidual i used to know. I told them i didn't know him and to fuck of, but you could see how some fuckers would rat, to save their own skin.
3 years ago
There's always that one guy in the group.
3 years ago
i ratted out everybody i could think of and even made shit up
3 years ago
Rats out..
3 years ago
I knew you were the one guy - the mustache gave it away... that and the fact that you're a rodent
3 years ago
jk to any hells angels who might be listening
3 years ago
* Sprinkles backs away quickly from that guy he doesn't know *
3 years ago
He would be the perfect man to wear a wire, he could conceal it under his spare tire.
3 years ago
* Mako hides his "Support 81" shirt from poss. *
3 years ago
Hahahahahaaaaaa
3 years ago
remember that line from that Jim Carrol song
3 years ago
"I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies"
3 years ago
And cryax sucks nigger dick.
3 years ago
yes, yes he does
3 years ago
It's about time! You guys are quiet tonight, what's the deal?
3 years ago
just got home from work and I want a T shirt
3 years ago
A man can never have enough t shirts.
3 years ago
I also haven't gotten laid in weeks.....which is kinda making me irritable
3 years ago
...in a not wanting to deal with shit kinda way
3 years ago
This time of year can be tough, especially when the weather sucks. Everybody stays home and hibernates around here.
3 years ago
I need to hit the fucking lottery...
3 years ago
"Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars? "
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man."
"That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? "
"Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. "
"Well, not all chicks..."
"Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do."
3 years ago
I'd build me a cabin in Yaak Montana out in the middle of nowhere and order me a Korean bride or three.
3 years ago
Fuck, I live in such a safe town, I'm like the guys in Full Metal Jacket now: "I haven't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks!" This area gets way too sleepy.
3 years ago
At this point in my life I like it quiet.
3 years ago
At home I do, but I like having nightlife close by, too. Buffalo is just a tad too far when the snow is falling at the rate of three inches an hour.
3 years ago
With upvotes like that you'd think nakey prego pics were coming.
3 years ago
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