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Can't beat the Danish weapons

Jones' Self Defence

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by Jones

submitted January 15th 2015

27 comments
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Can't beat the Danish weapons
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That fly swatter isn't big enough for the flies along the Mississippi river, fyi.
3 years ago
Looks like some sort of fucked up rape kit
3 years ago
You'd know ;)
3 years ago
At one point early on while off at grad school, the only things on top of my dresser were rubber gloves, vaseline and electrical tape.

I had valid, non-rapey reasons for all of those.
3 years ago
duh, you're a virgin.
3 years ago
moonrise kingdom.
3 years ago
LOLZ U SO RANDUM
3 years ago
like batman!! HURHURHRUHRURHURHRURHURHRUHUR
3 years ago
you two get a clue.
3 years ago
*room
3 years ago
poop on you!
3 years ago
Sadly, these are the only remote weaponlike things I have, should the Germans invade us again :(
3 years ago
sure. are you a female?



wait...
3 years ago
having Multiple Sclerosis can work in your advantage, dog. Germans are stupid(<German)and they'll think you've got the HIV. They won't even come near your mangy ass, puppy dog.
3 years ago
like how no one cares about your stupid pirate wine opener....


dutch suck!
3 years ago
wheres the fucking wine?
3 years ago
^knows all about pirates. Dat pirate-flag

http://muchosucko.com/106772/White-man-rap
3 years ago
damn... im foiled.
3 years ago
whiter teeth than you!!!!
3 years ago
LOL@"LIKE TO PLAY HARDER WITH IT"
3 years ago
and yes, your teeth are whiter than mine, missy. 8)

I wonder why? huehuehuehue
3 years ago
because I had a real mother to brush me teeth.

Foster kids, are check kids.
3 years ago
of course you know, this means war...
3 years ago
Is that the Danish version of the HandieĀ®?
3 years ago
They should stick to suppling bacon
3 years ago
And here I though the Danish didn't have any weapons.
3 years ago
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