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F.A.P.S easy reading

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by fries-please

submitted January 15th 2015

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F.A.P.S easy reading
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True story:
It must have been in 1985-1986. My mom when to a seminar out of town for a weekend in this conference place and she brought me along, as a lot of other parents with kids. When the adults had their boring lectures and courses whatever, we had the option of arts n crafts and shit like that with some poor soul that was part of the companies lower ranks. So one day there was like ten kids, diff ages, around a table drawing and coloring and two of the guys drew only naughty stuff, boobs dicks and such. As they did their thing, more n more kids started to draw dicks too. It became too uncomfortable to the rent-a-child carer that she threw a fit and said something like "If you're so into drawing penises, maybe all of you should", whereas the rest of the kids and myself included drew our version of a penis while giggling and hysterical laughing. I did feel quite awkward about it, no adult ever had told me to draw a dick before, but I tried my best to give my best from the graffiti knowlegde I had learned over the years.
After we all finished drawing she collected them all and put them on the wall.
Within a few hours the parents made a complaint when they heard what had happened. For the rest of the weekend arts n crafts was cancelled
3 years ago
Eh, some typos in there but you get the picture
3 years ago
* fries-please wants to hear more *
3 years ago
Also you must have been about 15
3 years ago
That's what I told them, actually I was 25 and wore a helmet

No actually I was 5 or 6
3 years ago
* Mako has the weirdest boner right now in both penises. *
3 years ago
what an aka thing to say...
3 years ago
Are you saying that LL probably wasn't hot at 25?????
3 years ago
i was referring to the part of the story where she was 5 or 6 at the time
3 years ago
nvm
3 years ago
its too easy to pick on that poor bastard anyways.
3 years ago
Bird, you're almost making this easy for me lol
3 years ago
but, still i hope he will have to do time.
3 years ago
I hope that whether or not he does, he gets the help he needs because he's also paranoid and lives in fear like two fags that were here last night.
3 years ago
getting help is pointless as long as you don't accept that you NEED help. as long as aka is content with being paranoid, mood-swingy depressed and most likely lightly schizophrenic, no amount of therapy or counseling or whatever will have any lasting effect.
3 years ago
what if im comfortable with my demons, would i even need counseling?
3 years ago
no, that's kinda my point
3 years ago
good.... now i can go back to looking at porn, lots and lots of porn....
3 years ago
thats hardly even demons, as long as it's legal material
3 years ago
legal by who's standards?
3 years ago
uh, that would be the law. the laws standards.
3 years ago
well, again, by who's standards? where i live wont have the same as to where you live.....
3 years ago
You said "porn" . I urge you to find any country in the world that allows underage pornographic material. If you find one, let aka know.
3 years ago
Ha !
3 years ago
did i say anything about underage, what if i were referring to sexy animal time?
3 years ago
I'm better at sucking dicks
3 years ago
All the dick suckers on mucho should have a cock suck-off to see who the real champ is.

Rollo starts.
3 years ago
* Mako watches fries fight his way to the front of the line. *
3 years ago
dick pics or gtfo
3 years ago
You didn't ask nicely, now suffer.
3 years ago
gtfo
3 years ago
*SIGH* If you weren't such a noob, you could've easily had a pic of my naturally beautiful schlong.
3 years ago
you're an idiot
3 years ago
Aww, don't get MAD!
* Mako touches TD's hand. *
3 years ago
schlong is a disgusting word
3 years ago
the, noun, male reproductive organ, named after Arthur D. Clarke Schlong, who is unanimously agreed to be the inventor of the latter, bird. Schlong was born in Sweden.
3 years ago
shut up faggit
3 years ago
Fuck off, noob.
3 years ago
And learn how to spell, shitkicker.
3 years ago
shut up fagget
3 years ago
knowing the etymology dont make it any less gross
3 years ago
I figured it was a German word, bird.
3 years ago
it's yiddish actually....

german "Schlange" = yiddish "Schlong" = english "snake"
3 years ago
Eh, makes sense then.
3 years ago
mako is dago for fat,sweaty ,wop
3 years ago
Another shitkicker that can't spell. Must be multiplying...then again they don't which hole to stick it in.
3 years ago
shut up faggette
3 years ago
Same insult over and over because his feeble little mind can't handle it.
3 years ago
Made you both comment, btw.
3 years ago
i said shut up boy
3 years ago
dont make me take off my belt
3 years ago
are you coming onto him?
3 years ago
I see someone missed me today. And don't take off your belt again-your pants fall everytime and you stand there in the front doorway lookin like an idiot.
3 years ago
How many times have you witnessed this? =(
3 years ago
Eh, about 6 or 7 times.
3 years ago
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