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"What do you mean..."

"...have I just had a fap?"

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by makodragon

submitted January 14th 2015

87 comments
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comments (87)
How is this not on here already?
3 years ago
I bet you wish you thought of trying to post this huh fucker?
3 years ago
Not really. Everyone's seen it a zillion times. Except you, I guess.
3 years ago
You downvote, yet think this should already be on here. I should crush your tiny head under my boot.
3 years ago
And yet, it's not here dumbfuck. Did you enjoy searching like a little bitch?
3 years ago
Take a hike, fagwagon.
3 years ago
lol shit.


I wish I counted the time between your downvote and you asking why it's not here. It was like 20 minutes of pure frantic searching.
3 years ago
Oh ya. I searched. I'll be the first to admit it. I am in disbelief that it isn't on here. I'm sure it was subbed before tags though.
3 years ago
And why are you stalking me and watching my schedule? Hmmmm
3 years ago
probably, but I looked and didn't see it. Therefore it gets subbed. Now if someone still wants to call repost on it and finds some 10 year old sub that they have never seen before, then I am fucking done.
3 years ago
Tldr
3 years ago
It's called being observant. You downvoted this for no reason and I took note to see where it was heading.
3 years ago
I have a reason for downvoting.
3 years ago
read it you faggot. Get over yourself you fucking princess
3 years ago
you say that, but I know that's bullshit. You have your reasons
3 years ago
besides, only idiots and the insane do things for no reason. So which is it
3 years ago
That's exactly what I just said. You get an A+ this lesson.
3 years ago
how is that then? Stop liking your own shit rollo. It looks sad, like you need to comfort yourself when tr isn;t here to hold your hand
3 years ago
Sorry, I was working. But now I'm back.
So, Rollo, you've never upvoted anything?
3 years ago
hey rollo, the creating new accounts to downvote stuff thing... now there's two ways this can go as of now. It's not funny, it's a minor distraction which makes me question how you value your time and therefore make a judgement upon your character. It's your choice.
3 years ago
hey rollo, the creating new accounts to downvote stuff thing... now there's two ways this can go as of now. It's not funny, it's a minor distraction which makes me question how you value your time and therefore make a judgement upon your character. It's your choice.
3 years ago
Repost
3 years ago
fuck you
3 years ago
Dont people get banned when they alt-downvote?It would be a shame if we were stuck with sealbasher as our only faggot.
3 years ago
Which alts of mine downvoted anything, genius?
3 years ago
Vomit- you may view my profile to see how many votes I have cast either way. You may view my profile by clicking on my username above this post.
3 years ago
I don't want to get into it that much. I was under the impression that you've never upvoted anything.
3 years ago
yeah, what the fuck do you want rollo? A relationship or something?
3 years ago
If you downvote everything, it's kinda funny, because that means you're the Mikey of mucho.
3 years ago
Soooo, which alts are mine?
3 years ago
Vom...he's just lashing out because I d/v all his shit and he's got sand in his cunt.
3 years ago
As soon as you give squad any attention you lose.
3 years ago
Yeah vom, everything I do is because of sporty. Didn't you know that?
3 years ago
I guess I do now. Sporty, do you feel special?
3 years ago
Sporty IS special. Needs.
3 years ago
Sporty is quite the trend setter.
3 years ago
Sporty is the universal benchmark of greatness.
3 years ago
As a matter of fact, I heard that he invented the downvote and the stfu buttons. True story.
3 years ago
you moved on from Tr pretty fast. How long have you been lining up sporty for the rebound rollo?
3 years ago
Sporty is so badass that he uses a rattlesnake for a condom.
3 years ago
You say cute things sometimes, fagwagon.
3 years ago
don't overuse it rollo touchmyself
3 years ago
No problemo, little fella.
3 years ago
Lieutenant Worf
3 years ago
How about you all stfu
3 years ago
Talking to yourself like squidley
3 years ago
Im talking to the button-happy fags
3 years ago
So reply fail then?
3 years ago
fries pulled a thatdude lol
3 years ago
No
3 years ago
Yup.
3 years ago
Thatfag doesnt even show anymore
3 years ago
Butthurt over a button. Total thatdude move.
3 years ago
Button be a chump move
3 years ago
Because you're a chump. Chump move on a chump, you chump.
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser shows fries his shiny button *
3 years ago
That sounds so wrong, yet so right lmao
3 years ago
FUCK YOU
3 years ago
Morning punky you capslock fool
3 years ago
That looks too high up to be a fapstain
3 years ago
seriously?

It's a belly button stain is it? Or did he just pull his trousers up after jizzing them?
3 years ago
hence the little moon stain from leftover drips
3 years ago
I guess Asians don't do the "shake."
3 years ago
this guy didn't. But he has downs, which is why his eyelids are nearly vertical.

Being a mong, he probably just jizzed his pants when he saw some old sow bend over, then without even realizing why his ping-ping felt funny, just pulled his trousers up cos the wet patch was annoying him.
3 years ago
At least he jizzed in his pants, and not into the curry pot.
3 years ago
or that
3 years ago
nice sub M
3 years ago
I love that one. Music syncs almost perfectly.
3 years ago
What the fuck, why was there a camera set up in that area. Was that his daily ritual, go into the store, buy the paper, go into the corner, and pull the plums off himself.
3 years ago
Makes ya wonder...I have a hunch that maybe someone was trying to catch him doing just that.
3 years ago
yeah it does sync perfectly.

It probably is fake kurupt. But still good
3 years ago
True, i might start doing it in the newsagents, it would be a fun way to pass some time.
3 years ago
it's hard to do it when there's some old indian hag glaring at you with that shitty bollywood music playing from their 1994 CRT TV. Trust me, I know.
3 years ago
That's what gets me off the most.
3 years ago
All their music sounds like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ilXc0j1iHA
3 years ago
hahaha maintain eye contact throughout
3 years ago
"BALA HEE KEE DEE KEE KOOMEE AH KEE LAAAAAAAA!"
3 years ago
Always.
3 years ago
except it doesn't normally have the awesome knightrider bass. Which is about the only thing that distinguishes it from everything else
3 years ago
Doesn't have Da Roc in da building, either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKTCNhVXCNM
3 years ago
I could be wrong though. I need a possum confirmation on knightrider bass
3 years ago
It is.
3 years ago
laa fruh unahh stayyyce
3 years ago
Asian Jrob
3 years ago
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