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Smooshy smooshy

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I can't decide if this would feel good or not

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by Jenbirdy

submitted January 13th 2015

84 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (84)
Would be hard on the Balls I guess...
3 years ago
f off seags
3 years ago
Excuse Me?
3 years ago
f off seags
3 years ago
That did not help.

But My Guess is this is something about Me not being Me once again?

I just went on a Website, all of a sudden I'm stuck in a Paul Verhoeven Movie.
3 years ago
You looking for sympathy or understanding
3 years ago
You'll get neither noob fag
3 years ago
"Homosexual new Guy"?

This really is like living among the Apes.
3 years ago
You really are too smart for us
3 years ago
swiggityswooty
Hmmmm.

I could teach You how to kill a Man with a Pair of Nail Clippers and make it look like a Heart Attack.

And I also have extensive Knowledge about Knitting, Hedge trimming and cunning Linguism.
5 hours ago

Yep, he smaht as fuck. He got extensive knowledge of cunning linguism.

* Sprinkles chuckles *
3 years ago
He/she may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.
3 years ago
@Lobos: Whoooosh
3 years ago
i thought it was you from the thumb :(
3 years ago
Me too..... bummer JB prego would be hot too :(
3 years ago
jrob, it's actually not the bird or Jen. We may actually have a noob here.
3 years ago
I have a coffee table just like that if ya want to use it, Jen.
3 years ago
Is she wearinf see threw undies or what the fuck am I looking at !?
3 years ago
It's a glass table, dude.
* Mako calls eye doctor for toolman *
3 years ago
Wow. Zappaguy is the first One around here that made me laugh.

Hi Zappaguy!
3 years ago
You're still too much of a noob to be that impressed with felloe muchoers
3 years ago
A question for female muchoers regarding this gif.
Would this feel good?
3 years ago
The jury is still out
3 years ago
I'm going to say..... mildly.....
3 years ago
Thanks for answering. Toaster is on too, but she probably won't see this.
3 years ago
theres no food talk so why would she
3 years ago
It's cold glass. I'll pass
3 years ago
Wimp.
3 years ago
This pussy look like possum. POSSUM czek this on google - "czy jestem seksu" LOL ;)
3 years ago
lol @ this still being on Recent Comments 9 hours later
3 years ago
whoops - just bumped it off :(
3 years ago
kudos, sir. 8)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xuJHKVQ2kLA
3 years ago
I take it, your silence means you still hate my random,(pointless) spontaneous links...huh, poss?
3 years ago
punky!
3 years ago
hey punky!!
3 years ago
HEY LISTEN!!
3 years ago
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
3 years ago
looks like a pissed off chicken liver dish.


^trippin' on shrooms
3 years ago
Mmmm shrooms
3 years ago
I guess squatfaget doesn't like shrooms:(
3 years ago
Hey, when was the last time you upvoted something? Seriously.
3 years ago
I don't upvote.
3 years ago
Fuck you
3 years ago
Fuck you too
3 years ago
and fuck your gargantuan forehead
3 years ago
Ya ok
3 years ago
also, double-fuck you for constantly liking your own comments
3 years ago
Ya ok. You done being a bitch yet?
3 years ago
Triple-fuck you for having chronic butt-hurt
3 years ago
and a Quadruple-Fuck you goes to your mother for not aborting you
3 years ago
The end
3 years ago
I find it interesting that the same people who have said that votes don't matter are the first to cry about my voting preferences.
3 years ago
Your voting preferences are based on the pain your gaping anus feels, you sad, little chode.
3 years ago
Ya ok. Cry some more about my votes.
3 years ago
Shut up noobs
3 years ago
Rollo_Tomasi
I don't upvote.
22 hours ago
report spam | like | 1 likes | stfu | 2 stfus
3 years ago
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2386 up

2413 down
3 years ago
?
3 years ago
Leave him alone, he's in terrible pain
3 years ago
Is there a problem here?
3 years ago
not enough minge-smear
3 years ago
god, sound more british, will ya, crumpet negro
3 years ago
you don't sound german enough you international in-flight meal
3 years ago
-honkey
3 years ago
in german is it flangel-schmerren?
3 years ago
Fotzenschmiere i guess.....

i just made that up and it is disgusting as fuck. it'S added to my vocabulary now.
3 years ago
dude... that's quality.

3 years ago
german porn dialogue is really viel and disgusto.... and not even there would you find the word "Fotzenschmiere"
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
"cunt smear" is the most literal translation i guess, but fotzenschmiere sound so much worse
3 years ago
both words have a really bad connotation in german....

im really surprised by myself. how could i come up with shit like that?

and then i google and there's 610 hits......
3 years ago
DAS IST GUT
3 years ago
maybe you guys need to stop censoring yourself
3 years ago
joke that doesnt need a punchline:

brit tells german to be less repressed.
3 years ago
bro, do I look repressed to you?
3 years ago
still, you have a point.
3 years ago
was a play on stereotypes, not you personally
3 years ago
Isn't that how german language works?
3 years ago
without punchlines you mean?
3 years ago
Nice self-burn...

No, I meant making up words out of combinations of smaller words.
3 years ago
conjunctions, yes, huge part of our language. and yet you still stumble upon one that's been unheard of til now....

seriously, coming up with "Fotzenschmiere" and then seeing 610 google results for it was very disappointing
3 years ago
610 is not that many hits...

I used to play a game where you think of a 5 letter pronounceable word that has no google hits or the fewest.
3 years ago
I guess my point is that any and every german speaker invents their own words all the time, right?
3 years ago
not constantly no. but generally you're right, german nouns work like legos
3 years ago
That's a perfect explanation of it lol
3 years ago
recover password