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'Murica's got talent

Sweet 84 year old man sings a love song for the judges

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by Sprinkles

submitted January 13th 2015

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Why can't you be more like this guy, Squids????
3 years ago
Nobody is gonna promote him , he could be dead before he gets to No1
3 years ago
You're jelly.
3 years ago
Quite obvious.
3 years ago
He's alright, that's my dad.
3 years ago
america's got talent...but none of the judges do,..except ol hook nose..but he's lost it
3 years ago
Who is that model judge? The idiot said she tells her kid not to say the P-word. P for penis? She tells her children not to use the scientific term for a genital. So what dick and cock is alright?
3 years ago
Fuck stick is alright.
3 years ago
Vanessa Williams?
3 years ago
Still would. Native of Syracuse, btw.
3 years ago
but she's got a face like a fucking accordion
3 years ago
Go change your tampon, MD.
3 years ago
go change your lenses, M
3 years ago
I'm not even talkin about that-you're just miserable lately. You took a week off, and you're still pissy. I'm not mad at ya, I'm just sayin', maybe this place got to ya a bit too much.
3 years ago
Americans are so gay
3 years ago
MD is from the UK, now leave this thread.
3 years ago
mako, I don't tell you you're pissy when you direct your remarks at me personally. Because I don't think you are.

You just can't see the humour in the lines of her face being compared to an accordion.
3 years ago
Dude, she's fries age. I'd say she looks pretty damn good compared to that lump o' shit.
3 years ago
Oh, jrob and fries showed up. The iq of the site just dropped about a hundred points.
3 years ago
yeah, I will say, it's a bit of an exaggeration. Lighten up bro. I wasn't pissy the other day, and I'm not pissy now.


See how it gets annoying when people tell you you're butthurt when you're not?
3 years ago
Is this a Shark thing?
3 years ago
MAKODRAGON THE ONE TRUE MAKO
* jrob2020 runs away before mako light bores him to himsleep *
3 years ago
yeah himsleep fuck all of you
3 years ago
You weren't butthurt, yet you left for a week after getting pwned, MD. Whatever you say, buddy.
3 years ago
ok look I was butthurt.


See I don;t care. I was a whiny bitch and I'm being a whiny bitch right now. Boo hoo me.
3 years ago
and sorry for whining the other day.

3 years ago
* Mako pats MD on the shoulder. *
3 years ago
so we are agreed that I'm not pissy now?
3 years ago
Vanessa Williams has had a lot of plastic surgery, I should mention.
3 years ago
I just figured there was some bullshit goin on with ya. You're usually more mellow than this.
3 years ago
in her vag I hope, after popping out her mis-educated kids
3 years ago
Labiaplasty? Might as well, right?
3 years ago
I am normally more mellow, yeah. I'm just a bit bored with it though. I'm not trying to provoke, it's nothing personal.
3 years ago
Eh, thought you might be tryin to troll at first, too.
3 years ago
I know lol. There is a certain amount of reason behind certain things, but I'm not about to write a manifesto.
3 years ago
Okay, fair enough. Just thought I'd jab at ya a bit first.
3 years ago
the thing is, i'm still calm and collected even when you think I'm not
3 years ago
yep, well, that's mucho
3 years ago
Md is lying. Bitch is raging his balls off.
3 years ago
wow, what a faggot. At least the soppy cunt got his balls back
3 years ago
that accordion faced whore is that nazi heidi klum..i only know that because of downloading howard stern show
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull high fives me *


Its not shiny being whiny,
Ain't that right, limey?
3 years ago
Not me, md

Also reply fail

Yay pubgull!
3 years ago
Noob.
3 years ago
I MEANT TO DO THAT!
3 years ago
You better not email me drunk pics, bird.
3 years ago
You'd love it!
3 years ago
Hey, if you're not up to your neck in pussy or weed, I don't wanna know lol
3 years ago
Hey! I'll be at the bar soon too, see ya in a bit
3 years ago
Alte Schule
Gablenberger Hauptstrasse 145
70182 Stuttgart

I'm waiting heath!
3 years ago
Headed to The Keg?
3 years ago
Wanted to imgur a pic for you shark. But somehow I can't upload from phone.
3 years ago
fucking off german,
we have enough vermin
3 years ago
fuck's sake
3 years ago
The day you get to tell me what to do. . .






Cunt
3 years ago
Okay, why do all the Eurofags wanna fight tonight?????
3 years ago
I LIKE IT!
3 years ago
Now I wanna know about bird's little pub in Stuttgart.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/6EcrbIs.gif
3 years ago
I'm just playing. I'm harmless. Actually I'm full of love tonight.

It's a happysad day in Seags country.

I'd treat all of youse to beers right now if I could!
3 years ago
It's cool. Extensive rum and whisky menus. Good beer.

5/5
3 years ago
it's all a game :)
3 years ago
faggots
3 years ago
Order me a pint and a jameson chaser. I'm getting into my canoe now. See ya in a few days.
3 years ago
wait, lets address this happysad thing. Firstly, what the fuck?
3 years ago
There's an Irish pub you might like in Stuttgart called O'Reilly's, Kurupt.
3 years ago
If i want to go to a real traditional Irish pub. I'll just walk 3 mins down the road. Every 5th or 6th building in Ireland, is a fucking pub.
3 years ago
* Mako whooshes. Fine. *
3 years ago
I didn't mean that in a smart way. It's just i'm fucking sick of pubs. I could usually be found in one most days, since the age of 15
3 years ago
At least you still have pubs. Shit, wait until they turn into poncy cocktail bars for metrosexuals
3 years ago
Trust me, I can't blame ya. It's like people with chicken wings an fish fries around here.
3 years ago
Oh there is plenty of those fucking cocktail bars as well, but the traditional Irish pub, will always be around, that's what bring most of the tourists in.
3 years ago
O reillys sucks hard


Happy sad is that my education is done as of yesterday. Had farewell dinner with the coworkers tonight. So now I have proper job title but no more job. I'll miss the work and the colleagues but am glad I don't have to deal with my boss anymore.
3 years ago
But we just had impromptu quiz night at the pub and I won 2 beers for the road, so yeah!
3 years ago
Did you steal from the company?
3 years ago
what is your expertise seagle?
3 years ago
Thank you md... I don't know how many times I've used that^^^^ line and no one got it
3 years ago
what, I like it? Has it just been me?
3 years ago
I knew i weren't the only one to use it on here
3 years ago
yeah, i stole... plenty tbh.

one the one hand you get review advance copies before they get published and youre supposed to bring em back once you done reading. which i never did.
on the other hand i just *might* have taken a paperback or some price reduced trinkets or cd's or wine bottles every now and then without paying.

but i never put my hand in the register or shit like that.
3 years ago
oh, and we have a tip jar, but whenever i got tipped thAT shit went stright into my wallet.
3 years ago
I put up an official-looking sign in the stall that read:
After wiping your ass, absolutely NO looking at the paper.
Thank you, Management
3 years ago
like the Midget in Illuminatus! ?

cool
3 years ago
he would put up irritating signs signed with MGT.

everyone assumed that meant "management" when actually it only meant "midget". i love authority experiments.

* Steven_Seagull Milgram's *
3 years ago
Haven't read those books. Aren't those books about cognitive dissonance and shit like that?
3 years ago
words can hardly describe the genius of illuminatus.

it's about everything, love, sex, politics, drugs, cognitive dissonance, objectivism, magic, literature, conspiracies.... everything. i first read it 15 years ago, re-read it every year and still learn something new every thyme. it's a handbook on life really. highly recommend... 5/5.
3 years ago
Is it just one book? I heard it was three or something like that.
3 years ago
* Vomitcircus just realized there's this thing called teh intrawebs that could answer these questions *
3 years ago
it's a trilogy yes, but there's single-bound editions. all in all it's still just about 700 pages i believe.
3 years ago
You just know everything there is to know about gay shit--I mean, nerdy stuff
3 years ago
Everybody knows shitfuck.
3 years ago
I forgot to come on mucho. oops. I went across the street for dinner and to finish an assignment.
3 years ago
Well, if you forgot, that means you were probably focused and enjoying yourself, right? Nice change of pace sometimes.
3 years ago
I go out for dinner way too often actually, but yes I was distracted
3 years ago
Do you find that you save money when you cook at home vs going out? I don't notice much of a difference anymore, except that I eat healthier at home.
3 years ago
depends. its healthier at home yes, also when I go out with the bf it usually involves wine and more wine so its pretty expensive.
3 years ago
Fuck it, make him pay lol
3 years ago
making someone who's stubborn as a mule do anything is near impossible, and I aint that type of girl :P
3 years ago
Oh, well excuse me, Miss Independent! lol
3 years ago
not that I wont take a dinner paid for me, but if it's my idea, I pay
3 years ago
I think that's fair.
3 years ago
I dated an older woman when I was in my late 20's that always wanted me to pay for dinners, drinks, you name it. Thank god that didn't last long.
3 years ago
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