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by Sprinkles

submitted January 13th 2015

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Low-larious
3 years ago
Swiggity? More like faggity
3 years ago
Eeew!

Is that how you scare off new people around here?

What is that?
3 years ago
* Sprinkles sniffs the air *


Hmmmmm.... smells like a ciwardly alt faggot
3 years ago
Its how we greet nobodies
3 years ago
Cowardly even
3 years ago
That's possum, designated noob mentor, and shiny wang professional
3 years ago
Wow!

You 2 must be like the most bad-ass People on this site.

i should flee while there is still Time.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles bides his time, knowing that most alt faggots tip their hnd sooner than later *
3 years ago
Mucho + mobile = suck
3 years ago
You suck
3 years ago
Is it aka ?
3 years ago
Smells paedo-y, doesn't it?
3 years ago
Tip my Hind?

As in "My Bum" or "My Helicopter" ?
3 years ago
Hat
3 years ago
Its polite
3 years ago
Most fags are
3 years ago
* Sprinkles shrugs *


Alt fags b alt fags
3 years ago
I seriously don't get what you People are saying most of the Time.
3 years ago
Are you or have you been a lurker ?
3 years ago
A what?
3 years ago
Never mind
3 years ago
Seriously, this Site's threshold is too damn High.....

No FB log-in, highly complicated Content Archive and a user-base that talks like the freaking Riddler.

Someone linked me here, i started clicking around and kind of liked the Place. That feeling is subsiding....
3 years ago
Uhm, yeah.

I think i'm done with this Conversation.

(What is wrong with you People?)
3 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/pXjrQ.gif
3 years ago
Its just pent up asshole rage...ignore it swiggy....

Welcome aboard, aka fuck off.
3 years ago
You people?
3 years ago
Waitaminit...

Did you just jump ship from onother site?
3 years ago
*another
3 years ago
Here's a simple AKA test:

Use the following propery in a sentence:

Your
You're
There
Their
They're
3 years ago
*properly
3 years ago
You're the kind of Person that thinks they're so smart just because all their Relatives are even more retarded. And there you have it?
3 years ago
tiepos r funy
3 years ago
And:

Your Mother's Cookies taste awful.
3 years ago
Random capitalization is cutting edge.
3 years ago
It must be his Trade mark
3 years ago
My Phone does this, really.
3 years ago
No it doesn't. You're just trying too hard to not seem like an alt.
3 years ago
There's that Word again.
3 years ago
Uhm, i mean "word".
3 years ago
Tell us smor aboot youself, swiggity...

Favorite color?
Country of origin?
Paper or plastic?
Latex or leather?
Top or bottom?
3 years ago
Wow.

You're Leno-funny.
3 years ago
....
3 years ago
You're an H6 castoff, aren't you?


Welcome. :)
3 years ago
Come on, guys... give the guy a a chance, he's a refugee from a shit-hole web site and he deserves a little compassion.

* Sprinkles lays a soiled blanket and a bowl of water in the corner for ole swiggity *
3 years ago
More words i don't understand.

I talked with a Co-Worker about weird Internet stuff. He sent me an E-mail. There was Links to some Videoson this page. I got click-sniped and decided to sign up. Now i'm clueless most of the time you People talk.

The End.
3 years ago
Welp, I tried.

* Sprinkles backs out slowly and waits for the official welcome wagon to show up *
3 years ago
And sprinkle folds
3 years ago
Nope. T'was lunchtime
3 years ago
I was genuinely trying to help him get settled in here, seeing he's been severely traumatised by the massive changes done to H6 just last night...

3 years ago
Never even heard of H6
3 years ago
You've missed nothing
3 years ago
Oh.. mucho has always been mine home
3 years ago
H whatnow?



Seriously. This place. I know the Words you're using, but they hardly ever make Sense.
3 years ago
If its not an alt then its some good acting
3 years ago
Okay, wait. This one I think I got: "Alt" means you suspect Me of being somebody else, right? Like a Person that has been here before?
3 years ago
But still, what is an "aka"?

And what is "H6"?

Why can't this Place be more like reddit?
3 years ago
What is "reddit"?
3 years ago
Who do we know that is a longtime member, and has a lot a free time on his hands right now?
3 years ago
* Sprinkles cues Jeopardy song *
3 years ago
I don't know but, you're giving it attention.
3 years ago
Here's what we've learned so far from swiggity:

He knows words, but doesn't understand them when used in sentences.
3 years ago
He also capitalises words randumbly when he types
3 years ago
To me theres one of 2 alts it could be.. if its not aka then its that slavic retard
3 years ago
* fries-please waits for a shit-storm of subs *
3 years ago
Colourless green Ideas sleep furiously.
3 years ago
My Buddy Noam would love this Place.
3 years ago
Maybe it's just a genuine, out of the wild, motherless noob?
3 years ago
Would He really Like this Place?
3 years ago
Awesome, dude. Brin Him over To meet Us
3 years ago
I like noobs
3 years ago
Okay, wait.... I know this one too!

*Whoosh*
3 years ago
Did I do it right?
3 years ago
* Sprinkles dims the lights, lights some candles and puts some Barry White on the ole Victrola *


When's Noam gonna show up?
3 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noam_Chomsky
3 years ago
You ain't fit to be a pimple on that man's ass, faggity
3 years ago
Fuck your wiki links
3 years ago
* Sprinkles turns lights back on, blows out candles and stops the music *


Mood ruined.
3 years ago
He coined "colourless green Ideas..."

This Place is the best Example for that Concept I have ever seen.
3 years ago
Great. Another pseudo-intellectual
3 years ago
Sexy atmosphere ruined...
3 years ago
* Sprinkles puts on glasses, grabs notebook and pulls his chair closer *


Go on, tell us some more
3 years ago
Professor Swiggity, will this be on the exam?
3 years ago
a) that alt capitalizes like a german would

b) chomsky is a real-life superhero

c) fuck you all for not playing "power of voodoo" with me on that other sub!

* Steven_Seagull logs right back out *
3 years ago
Thread ruined.
3 years ago
Keep your hair on stevie
3 years ago
Tell us who this "co-worker" is....we need to know.
3 years ago
More importantly, what are the "a la carte" rates for handys and rimjobs where you work?
3 years ago
"Colourless green Ideas..." was Chomsky's Example of a Sentence that while grammatically correct, does not make any Sense on a semantic Level. As far as I can tell from an Outsider's Perspective, it's all you People do allday around here.
3 years ago
And if there was an Exam you would all fail it.
3 years ago
Don't Say that, swiggity. You're Hurting mah Feels
3 years ago
Tell us s'moar about your knowledge of all things knowledgeable, please?
3 years ago
* Sprinkles waits for swiggity to re-visit wiki *
3 years ago
* Sprinkles leans slightly to the left and lets a colorless brown idea out for swiggityslurpy to enjoy *
3 years ago
Hmmmm.

I could teach You how to kill a Man with a Pair of Nail Clippers and make it look like a Heart Attack.

And I also have extensive Knowledge about Knitting, Hedge trimming and cunning Linguism.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles now leans to the right, and lest another colorless brown idea out for swiggity *


Did you get the meaning of that one?
3 years ago
* Sprinkles inhales deeply *


I love my own brand
3 years ago
Like i said, Leno-funny.
3 years ago
Tell me some more of what you think
3 years ago
I'm guessing you didn't get it?
3 years ago
* Sprinkles shrugs *


3 years ago
Farts.

You think Farts are funny.

That's even beyond Leno.
3 years ago
Try lighting them sometime. You would die from Laughter.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles hmmmms *


I may Just try that

Now, enlighten us some more about Chomski and what is truly considered funny.

* Sprinkles inches closer *
3 years ago
So many steam games, yet so bored?
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gJmWTtYnr8
3 years ago
Shove your youtube link up yer arse
3 years ago
Uhm, why isn't that Video showing up?

3 years ago
Dunno.

Email admin@muchosucko and ask him. I'm not tech support
3 years ago
Anyways, it was Terence and Philip farting on a Reindeer for 5 Minutes, You would've loved it, I think.
3 years ago
Pfffft. If I wanted to hear fart noises, I'd ask you to record yourself and sub it here
3 years ago
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LFnXddkSQu
3 years ago
Everything to be loved...........
3 years ago
Sprinkles
Shove your youtube link up yer arse
9 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu

Replace "youtube" with any other type of link and re-read
3 years ago
I know another ass who uses vocaroo
3 years ago
Leno-witty too.
3 years ago
You and him may be long lost incestuous brothers
3 years ago
Come on, Punky.. we know it's you
3 years ago
The entire World uses it, Jay.
3 years ago
One thing's for sure. You're definitly not an ex-h6 member. Even the lamest of them can be entertaining.
3 years ago
sstop accusing every noob of being an alt and leave the noob harrassing up to the vets
3 years ago
* jrob2020 does the wecome dance for the stupid newb *
3 years ago
I was just going to say that, Jrob...

3 years ago
the "leave the noob harrassing up to the vets" part anyways
3 years ago
He's boring as fuck...
3 years ago
Jrob, meet faggity. Faggity, meet Jrob.
3 years ago
Are you saying its not an alt ?
3 years ago
Too soon to tell
3 years ago
Jrob
3 years ago
Jrob doesn't believe in alts; or Santa
3 years ago
Just because the little gift is there doesn't automatically make it an alt dipshit.
3 years ago
that was @ sprinkles btw
3 years ago
Wheres mako ?.....
3 years ago
i would never disrespect a fellow faps member
3 years ago
It's all youse guy's fault I'm scared of alts...



3 years ago
Hey, swiggity... where'd you go????
3 years ago
we used to get new people all the time before you h6'ers started coming around...i miss having new guys to harrasss
3 years ago
CONFIRMED FOR JROB ALT
3 years ago
I knew it
3 years ago
next time instead of automatically calling every noob an alt maybe you could try and get to know them a little then make judgement

tl;dr?-stop scaring away all the noobs
3 years ago
....

Sorry j

I'll be good.
3 years ago
p.s. swiggityfaggit
tits or gtfo
3 years ago
I haven't seen that much Mistrust since i counselled that Rape-Victim Group a couple Years ago.
3 years ago
you owe it to me after all this whiteknighting
3 years ago
It's probably because of your "imma rape you" eyes
3 years ago
This is Mucho. /me is sad
3 years ago
Dont you dare dis mucho rolltard
3 years ago
Whines like a tard non-stop about oster, lobos and jenbirdy for days on end

Insinuates it's others that are ruining mucho

* Sprinkles facepalms *
3 years ago
You're a bad man for making us look at that again, fries
3 years ago
faggity... If you are an alt, fuck you.

If you're not an alt, welcome and show us your tits.

Whatever you do, DON'T be a Rollo.
3 years ago
Hahahahaha!

Ever since I first saw that pic of Rollo I was positive I had seen his potato head somewhere before...

I was right:
http://muchosucko.com/77514/beeshabalgapuudiah--SALT
3 years ago
Omg look at that five head!
3 years ago
You could land a Cessna on that thing
3 years ago
I loved the "Red Hulk" Story Arc!
3 years ago
Is this an example of Noam's famous colorless green idea?

Mind = blown
3 years ago
There's a Pic up there. It looks like a Red Hulk. Which was a Marvel Storyline.

So no, there is semantic Sense, if you have proper Context.
3 years ago
It's like a cross between tr and fluffernutter.
3 years ago
* Jenbirdy shudders *
3 years ago
I almost think it could be female, Jen.
3 years ago
* cryax holds jenbirdy while she shudders *
3 years ago
swiggityswooty confirmed for Seagull alt after the the Marvel comment.
3 years ago
Whos confirmed for what bitch ?!
3 years ago
Oh wait nevermind , wasnt paying attention lol didnt read
3 years ago
Kinda late now, especially when you mention a word in my comment. You fail yet again. Typical beaner.
3 years ago
Shutup bitch , youre a beaner ! You fucking beaner
3 years ago
I'm not the one with the banner that says "beaner" on it. You're making this too easy now.
3 years ago
He found out I'm Someone else because it's impossible that more than one Person on this Planet know about a Multi-Million $ Comic Enterprise that has been around for 60 Years.

At least that's what i think he said,noone ever bothered explaining the word "alt" to Me properly.

This Place really is like learning a new Language.
3 years ago
Shutup get a life bro , get off mucho and do something more productive instead of being a wise ass on mucho all the time .
3 years ago
Well, I've got you narrowed down to two people now, swiggity. Between you and cryax, you might actually make one entire member of Mucho.
3 years ago
Cryax: Pot. Kettle. Black.
3 years ago
Im actually getting ready to work. Only been here for 5 minutes if that , shits already boring to me .
3 years ago
BYE!
3 years ago
Youre already boring .
3 years ago
Bye bitch
3 years ago
Then go to "work" then. I'm sure it's so much more engaging selling oranges on the side of the road, than it is to talk to me.
3 years ago
Quando, senor?
3 years ago
CRYAX DONT LEAVE ME!
3 years ago
Anything is , and im an electrician out of local 11. Suck a gay taxi cab confessions faggot
3 years ago
You're a dumb beaner in a Nissan pickup lmao
3 years ago
Electrician lmao. Mexicans aren't smart enough for anything like that.
3 years ago
* loslobos thinks about changing profession *
3 years ago
It's okay LL, he's jk anyway.
3 years ago
Motherfucker left me hanging, what an asshole
3 years ago
* Mako sends cryass to "work" all pissed off *
3 years ago
Lol, anyone with half a could drive a car . Youre making fun of yourself
3 years ago
Brain *
3 years ago
Answer me bitch! Let's stay on mucho all day all night just talking rape and beatings and great salsa sauces
3 years ago
Hi los you little bitch .
3 years ago
It's okay cryax, calm down so you can try to form a complete thought.
3 years ago
Made you comment dummy
3 years ago
Hey los lets skype
3 years ago
* loslobos skips away *
3 years ago
He has to go LL, those oranges don't sell themselves ya know.
3 years ago
Lol , stupid ass bitch
3 years ago
So whatta ya got today, cryax? Strawberries, oranges or celery?
* Mako knows you went to Oxnard this morning. *
3 years ago
Yeah mako , needs to drive his taxi and sell his oranges
3 years ago
Im going to sell your little niece on the side of the road
3 years ago
Dude, I haven't driven a cab in three years. Seriously, try harder. Maybe I'll buy your celery next time.
3 years ago
I have a niece? Hey cool.
3 years ago
So what you drive now , cock ?
3 years ago
Yeah , unfortunately after your mom had your ugly ass , she didnt want any other children
3 years ago
I'm unfamiliar with that make and model. Is that one of those cars they only make in Mexico, cryass?
3 years ago
Mom jokes? Dude, go back to 9gag or 4chan or whatever other site you came from.
3 years ago
You ever been married mako ?
3 years ago
Ever had kids ?
3 years ago
Last act of a desperate man. Come on, I'll give ya a ride to your fruitstand. Your truck won't start without a jump anyway.
3 years ago
Awe poor soul
3 years ago
* cryax feels bad for mako now *
3 years ago
* Mako likes to help the little people like cryass. *
3 years ago
Its okay mako , i know why you lash out , you are empty on the inside
3 years ago
Empty like your fruitstand? Better get to work, buddy.
3 years ago
Go head make some more racist jokes so you could feel like you won this arguement
3 years ago
Its not racist when it's true, unfortunately. Don't worry, I don't judge. I know some people don't have the abilities that I do.
3 years ago
Well its not true dipshit , if i sold oranges ,and i spoke nothibg but spanish , i doubt i would be here talking to you on an ipad
3 years ago
"So whatta ya got today, cryax? Strawberries, oranges or celery?"

Thats fucked up. But I really had to laugh. Hard.

3 years ago
But if i makes you feel bettter than you can think that
3 years ago
No, what would make me feel better is if that celery hadn't gone rancid in one day. But I'm preaching to the choir, I know. I told ya, hombre, don't sweat it. I can feel how angry you are about it.
3 years ago
Lol m youre boring as shit , and losing your touch . Good bye faggot
3 years ago
Now if you just learned how to use a spacebar, you'd be all set.
3 years ago
Hey, way to leave LL hanging. Guess you don't want her attention after all.
3 years ago
* Mako has no one to play with now...jrob? *
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/b9pGMeG.gif
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/umhird7.gif
3 years ago
makobruiser
3 years ago
jrobbruiser!
3 years ago
Wow, I never knew that Swedes ate ice cream like that.
3 years ago
Best ice cream place in Buffalo and in my town was started by Swedish immgrants, btw. They've been around for almost sixty years.
3 years ago
http://www.andersonscustard.com/
3 years ago
cool story br...zzzzzzzzzzz
3 years ago
Had to talk about something cause you ran like a bitch, dude.
3 years ago
I thought that alt was mako.. even more so after the google references
3 years ago
* Mako pats fries...It's gonna be okay, don't worry. *
3 years ago
But then that noob was more fun than mako....
3 years ago
I hope it wasnt stevie
3 years ago
That sneaky German mofo
3 years ago
Here's a thought.....

Maybe I'm You?

*Mindsplosion*
3 years ago
Or maybe this really is some new Soul that somehow found its way here?
3 years ago
there's mail, fin nigger!
3 years ago
lol confirmed for seags
3 years ago
mindsplosion gave you away
3 years ago
damnit
3 years ago
@fries:

no. sorry. not this time. too lame a shtick.
3 years ago
if i coukd remember the oassword id come on here as ShankHisAsski and say something about lame shticks!
3 years ago
dayum im drunks!

but i passed my final today!!

woo-hoo! all hail the seags!

* Steven_Seagull logs back out *
3 years ago
You People are weird.
3 years ago
and all of mucho rejoiced
3 years ago
*pooped
3 years ago
I'm not reading all that.
3 years ago
Theres where i fell over one day...
3 years ago
What exactly is BigCock ?
3 years ago
I'm guessing it's what you'd call "Candy" ?
3 years ago
You mean 'sugar based confectionery'.. im not American
3 years ago
Congrats on staying top of most discussed
3 years ago
I'd like to discuss the Queen's sexual preferences. Go.
3 years ago
She like Prince Phillips wang for sure
3 years ago
Do you have Prince Phillips in a can?

* toolman961 te he's *
3 years ago
Is your refrigerator running?
3 years ago
That's one way to keep the skateboarder off the sidewalk.
3 years ago
i am in really really good mood atm

like a dog in car with the windows down


anything go on here in the last 24 hours that might make me even dogwindowsdownhappier?
3 years ago
We had a noob show up on the site
3 years ago
fuck you no way
3 years ago
a real one?
3 years ago
That was then followed by lengthy accusations of an alt. And then there were some movie discussions and quoting.
3 years ago
* Mako votes for Jones as Muco stenographer *
3 years ago
*Mucho
3 years ago
Dogs can't type idiot.
3 years ago
Neither can sharks idiot
3 years ago
so, should i gift gethighs pro to the qua-potential noob?
3 years ago
Anyways, nothing to be windowhappy about here poss.
3 years ago
You don't think it's kinda early yet, poss? What if the noob doesn't come back?
3 years ago
Give it to squidley
3 years ago
* possum windowhappies on his own time then *
3 years ago
I tripped.
3 years ago
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