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The Slinky Master

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by Jones

submitted January 12th 2015

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What a fag. His murse is fantastic.
3 years ago
i had to get stitches due an unfortunate slinky incident when i was 7...fyi they used to make them out of razor sharp steel
3 years ago
duh
3 years ago
I had a metal slinky when I was younger, I used to whip it around over my head. Got stitches behind my ear. Good memories.
3 years ago
The old ones could be used as a melee weapon in the right hands.
3 years ago
when did they wimp out and go plastic?
3 years ago
Probably in the 90's, I think.
3 years ago
Metal has gotten expensive.
3 years ago
Well I ain't cheap
3 years ago
when parents of slow kids started suing :(
3 years ago
Yeah, I just read that you can get metal or plastic because we all hurt ourselves with the metal ones. I haven't seen a metal Slinky in years.
3 years ago
Reminds me of Shpongle.
3 years ago
Oh, so that's what you're supposed to do with them...

* MetalFace picks up slinky but gets bored again after 2 minutes *
3 years ago
* Jones goes to the escalator to have an awesome time *
3 years ago
About as good as it gets http://i.imgur.com/8l64iWb.gif
3 years ago
Close call there
3 years ago
welp, at least they werent ball-in-a-cup
3 years ago
Oh god lol
3 years ago
Don't you bash my ballinacup
3 years ago
I'm sorry, I have to: http://i.imgur.com/Yr5LI8o.gif
3 years ago
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