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The skinniest, if all the jeans!

Might as well be saran wrap :/

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by Jenbirdy

submitted January 12th 2015

123 comments
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The skinniest, if all the jeans!
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Your pants are tight, bro.
3 years ago
Boy, she really let herself go, didn't she Vomit?
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Ljo9FGN.jpg
3 years ago
Great. Now it's Steve Buscemi in drag.
3 years ago
trm
3 years ago
Reminds you of what?
3 years ago
the babe
3 years ago
What Babe?
3 years ago
that was funy
3 years ago
Side pipe
3 years ago
Weirdest Scooby Doo episode ever. =(
3 years ago
I'm going to upvote just for the Haiku title.
3 years ago
meggings
3 years ago
Tights
3 years ago
*Too tights
3 years ago
"NO, I wear the required uniform!!"
3 years ago
"Tights!"
3 years ago
Jeggings
3 years ago
|short pause and stare| "shut up!"
3 years ago
hehehe
3 years ago
I need to watch that again now
3 years ago
It should be required that high school age kids have to watch it and memorize the quotes that we know.
3 years ago
Agreed.
3 years ago
Then maybe I could understand them more than the 20% I currently do....
3 years ago
Fucking brats!!!
3 years ago
"Dear Mr. Vernon:

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... ...and an athlete... ...and a basket case... ...a princess... ...and a criminal.

Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A
3 years ago
does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
3 years ago
Im gonna slowly dim my lights and stand with my arm up with a fist now....
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/YaaLsoB.jpg
3 years ago
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table.

Bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink?"

Naked lady says.....
3 years ago
OHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!
3 years ago
ANd what's hilarious about that? The joke had no punchline lmao
3 years ago
Fucking John Hughes.... he took that one to the grave...
3 years ago
"Could you describe the ruckus?"
3 years ago
Hey mako, i wasn't around for a few days, and was just looking through the subs. I was wondering did puma create a shit load of alt accounts, and downvote subs to shit. Most of the accounts seemed to be made 2 days ago. If that's the case, he definitely is the most twisted cunt in the world.
3 years ago
"don't talk, don't talk... it makes it crawl back up"
3 years ago
Yeah, somebody did create a bunch of alts. It was probably him, kurupt.
3 years ago
I hate his fucking guts.
3 years ago
"What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?"
"Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear."
3 years ago
Did you see the movie nightcrawler yet? I watched it last night. It's a fucked up movie, about a guy who goes around, filming vicious crime scenes. He should get a job on Mucho.
3 years ago
"ahhh, sweets? you couldn't ignore me if you tried."
3 years ago
I heard about it. Looks interesting, but I was worried that it has a predictable ending, kurupt.
3 years ago
I watched nightcrawler..... es..... ok...
3 years ago
What were you expecting Mako, and i'll let you know if you are anywhere near the truth?
3 years ago
Glyenhall played a great part, it was an original idead for a movie at least, and well acted.
3 years ago
I'm thinking, the guy that's filming the crime scenes is the one that's committing the crimes.
3 years ago
Nix, remember Carl, the janitor? "You guys think I'm
just some untouchable peasant? Peon?
Huh? Maybe so, but following
a broom around after shitheads like
you for the past eight years I've
learned a couple of things...I look
through your letters, I look through
your lockers...I listen to your
conversations, you don't know that
but I do...I am the eyes and ears of
this institution my friends. By the
way, that clock's twenty minutes
fast!"
3 years ago
No mako, you are way off. I won't tell what happens, but you should get it. Kickass torrent has a dvd screener copy. It's a perfect copy.
3 years ago
I'll add it to the list. I like unexpected endings. Unless it's requiem for a dream.
3 years ago
Remember the guy we were talking about one night mako, David Drumm, the prick who ruined the Anglo Irish bark? The judge in the case saw right through his bullshit, and they are considering extraditing him back to Ireland. The fact there has been so much media coverage surrounding it, it looks like the cunt is going away for a long time. Did it make the news over there?
3 years ago
I haven't been paying attention to the news much since the Paris terror attack, tbh, but I didn't see anyhting about it on CNN.
3 years ago
No it's not that kind of an ending mako. Requim had one of the most fucked up endings ever. The main guy lost his arm, his girlfriend was a junkie whore, his mate was locked up, and his mother was in the loony bin. It was straight out a disney movie.
3 years ago
Yeah what happened in Paris was crazy. I was surprised actually, that none of the uncensored footage was uploaded to mucho? I didn't get to see any of it, bar what they showed on the news.
3 years ago
Ahhh, Carl... the silent sleeper.
3 years ago
"who am I?
"who am I?"

"I am a walrus"
3 years ago
* Mako clips pen to lip and maneuvers it up his nose. *
3 years ago
"you wouldn't know her... she lives in Canada"
3 years ago
"it's about the size of a cigar"
"That's what you get at my house for spilling paint in the garage"
3 years ago
"DO I STUTTER?!?!?!"
3 years ago
"Now Carl, this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night: that when I'm old, these kids are gonna be takin' care of me!"

"I wouldn't count on it, Vern!"
3 years ago
"Hi Brian... how you doing?"

"your dad work here?"
3 years ago
"Well, in addition to a number of girls in the Niagara Falls area, Brain is trying to tell me that you and he are presently riding the hobby horse."
3 years ago
Are these all breakfast club references? I don't think i ever saw it? I watched Denzel Washingtons new movie the other night, The Equalizer, it could have been a classic like man on fire, but the made it very corny. I was disapointed in it.
3 years ago
I'm always disappointed at the end of Denzel movies, Idk why. And yeah, The Breakfast Club has a cult following-between Nixon and I, we might quote the whole script lol
3 years ago
"See I don't think that I need to sit here with you fucking dildos anymore/"
3 years ago
"If you ask me one more question I'm beating the shit out of you"
3 years ago
Well you would have been dissapointed for the majority of this movie, even in the fight scenes, it was like he could slow down time, and asses how he was going to kill 5 or 6 guys in one go. I know marines are trained in how to take out guys, but i draw the line an altering time.
3 years ago
"I forgot my pencil"
3 years ago
Sounds like he had Bullet Time from Max Payne, Kurupt lol
3 years ago
"So, Ahab...Kybo Mein Doobage?"
3 years ago
"Hey! How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!"
3 years ago
Haha, that's exactly what i was fucking thinking, when i was watching it mako, but i didn't know if you would get the reference.
3 years ago
That's kind of cheesy. Anyone that has ever played that game would immediately pick up on that, K.
3 years ago
"Did you know without trigonometry there would be no engineering"

"Did you know without lamps there would be no light?"
3 years ago
I know I'm late on this conversation, but Man on Fire was a fucking great movie, and I couldn't even make it through Equalizer.
3 years ago
I did love Man On Fire, gotta admit.
3 years ago
I actually bought Max Payne 3, a few weeks before Christmas for €6, i couldn't leave it there. It's a fucking deadly game.
3 years ago
Nix: "That man...is a brownie hound..."
3 years ago
I occasionally blow the dust off the first one and play it.
3 years ago
I agree with both of you, man on fire is class all the way through, except i was expecting a shoot out, with the trade between him and the Mexicans, but i still watch it every time it's on TV, must have seen it 10-12 times.
3 years ago
Was the first Max Payne Ps1 or 2 Mako?
3 years ago
It was PS2.
3 years ago
Yeah, at the time it was fucking brilliant. \I'd say it looks dated now when you are playing it?
3 years ago
I have it on dvd kurupt and expected a shoot out when I saw it the first time.
3 years ago
To be honest, i was expecting Christopher Walkin to come help him, or start shooting people with a sniper rifle, because he was his buddy, and another gun for hire.
3 years ago
Believe it or not, I still have my original PS2. I bought my first PS3 in 2007, and it died in November of 2014. I'm almost convinced that my PS2 was forged in hell, because it sometimes crashes, but it won't die.
3 years ago
You only got 7 yrs out of your ps3. You would expect to get longer than that. And you probably paid full whack at the time, because it was new out.
3 years ago
Yeah, I wasn't too pleased, but there wasn't much I could do.
3 years ago
A fella i know bought the ps4 just before Christmas, and bought a second controller with Fifa 15. He was strapped for cash last week, and sold it for €160, i was so fucking pissed of, i didn't get paid until the next day, otherwise i would have bagged it.
3 years ago
Fuck, that's less than two hundred dollars American. I'm not enough of a gamer to buy a PS4.
3 years ago
Either am i , but for that kind of money, i could have paid him, and then went and sole the ps3 controllers, headset and game, and probably would have got €120-130 for it, so the ps4 would only have cost me €20-30, i'm still having nightmares about it.
3 years ago
Ps3 console^, controlers
3 years ago
Hey Mako, what do i have to do , to write in the orange pro writing? I can't figure it out?
3 years ago
/me
3 years ago
And you guys call ME a noob lol
3 years ago
* KURUPT thinks i understand? *
3 years ago
tadaaah
3 years ago
* Mako YAYS! *
3 years ago
NNNNiiiccceeee!!!!
3 years ago
use your orange words wisely me lil leprachaun
3 years ago
Now all i need is a good gif avy, and i'm representing to the fullest.
3 years ago
and little used, but if you put "/your" before your text, the next person to type gets all white text
3 years ago
yar!
3 years ago
* KURUPT has been waiting a long time for orange text. Thanks Poss. *
3 years ago
thatdude is not amused
3 years ago
Haha, is that who you pinched it from? He hasn't been around in a long time anyway, but i'm sure he will be well pissed off, if he logs in and it's gone. Especially when i start abusing him in orange text.
3 years ago
* possum does the Thatdude dance of No *
3 years ago
* KURUPT is going to bed. The excitement of orange text has me all discombobulated and fucked up. See ya folks. *
3 years ago
Great, poss got another noob all messed up on that orange text.
* Mako shakes his head. *
3 years ago
just dont never come back y'all!

* possum thinks of jrob and his wasted pro gifts and feels better about stuff *
3 years ago
never come back.. okay, gotcha
3 years ago
fetch
3 years ago
or arf arf if you prefer

* possum checks stuff for stuff *
3 years ago
i overlooked the simple minds in my younger days based almost entirely on that breakfast club song..but its not a bad tune..and they had some really great songs
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZVt11MrgiU
3 years ago
Blonde says "Have you seen any underage drinkers hiding around here?"
Bartender says "No, but if you hide that poodle I'll hide that salami."
3 months ago
Probably French
3 years ago
He borrowed them from everybody knows shit/fuck.
3 years ago
I don't see anything wrong with these pants
3 years ago
Dat cameltoe
3 years ago
Such a catchy fucking tune
3 years ago
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