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You're never too young to trick or treat

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by Jones

submitted January 10th 2015

36 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
You're never too young to trick or treat
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nice tits
3 years ago
i saw a pregnant chick at the grocery store today who made me wanna...


i got nothing
3 years ago
*insert Rollo comment here about killing Jenbirdy's baby*
3 years ago
its funny,fat chicks=huge turnoff
but pregnant chicks(also fat) make my rapedar go off everytime
3 years ago
my shrink told me disturbing stuff about my old preggo/childbirth fap phase
3 years ago
mama Y yu no breastfeed me?

:(
3 years ago
That's not surprising.
3 years ago
my babby's mama wasn't the sexiest chick in the world or anything but when she was pregnant i couldnt get enough of it :(
3 years ago
I think it's the way we're wired, jorb. Pregnant women are sexy.
3 years ago
i think its science or some shit,they throw out some kind of pheremones or sumthin im pretty sure
3 years ago
Maybe that's what it is. I've known women that I was never attracted, and as soon as they become pregnant, I wanna bang em like a gong.
3 years ago
i think its just knowing that they had to have been having the sex
3 years ago
It's just that they can't get pregnant and it takes all the stress off of having sex.
3 years ago
Also, it's about the fact that you know they definitely put out
3 years ago
Simple biology would tell you why men would find a woman able to bear children, attractive.
3 years ago
Thanks, mistress obvious...
3 years ago
When are you and what's his name going to have kids?
3 years ago
With all the head slapping and square peg- round holing in this thread, the obvious didn't seem so obvious :/
3 years ago
When I'm done being awesome
3 years ago
* jrob2020 slaps heather's head and tries to fit his round peg in her squarre hole *
3 years ago
aka Knocked Up
3 years ago
It's hard to separate the funny from the sad sometimes, I know...
3 years ago
Pfft I've made it to 29 sans kids, an accident baby is pretty damn unlikely
3 years ago
* Mako prays you didn't just jynx the fuck out of yourself, Heather. *
3 years ago
No one has to have a kid if they don't want to, I'm not concerned
3 years ago
but imagine the preggo cleave!
3 years ago
* Sprinkles pokes holes in all of Heather's BF's condoms *
3 years ago
Nooo
3 years ago
at least wait till its 7 months or so before aborting it....
3 years ago
Good idea!
3 years ago
I'll bet that could work for me.
3 years ago
Get a little thick in the middle?
3 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/100303/Cunyscab-Im-Having-Your-Baby

even though I was pushing it out a bit, it's still a force to be reckoned with.
3 years ago
.......
3 years ago
This is one of the greatest costumes of all time!!!
3 years ago
Suck it Beyonce... suck it Kanye....
3 years ago
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